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Steverino



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,06:33   

Quote (olegt @ Mar. 04 2008,06:08)
Sal informs us that Caroline Crocker is selling a new product, intellectual honesty.  $5,000 if made from scratch, $1,000 for gently used.  Details are available from her agent at intellectual IntellectualHonesty.info.

Oh and it's a real slick website!

The 90's called and they want their copy of FrontPage back!

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oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,07:10   

Joseph answers Sal's post:
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Hi Sal!

Via the PTA I am looking to get an IDAD- Intelligent Design Awareness Day-for our local schools.

With this no one is singling out the theory of evolution and ID will be presented fairly.

The videos “The Privileged Planet”, “Unlocking the Mystery of Life” and “The Incorrigible Mr. Berlinski”, have helped me make my case.

And it just so happens that our area has a school day that can be used- usually before a holiday week there is a “teacher’s day” with no classes. The kids will still get the week off but that “teacher’s day” will hopefully be used for IDAD.


Does anybody know what Joseph's "local schools" are? This one is worth keeping an eye on :) :)

Tard

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
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oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,07:15   

DS discovers a new word
 
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Reptiles ostensibly descended from fish. Both mammals and birds ostensibly descended from reptiles so it then follows that birds and mammals descended from fish. Fish have all the basic structures and GNC for flight including pitch, roll, and yaw control and stabilization as well as foil shaped surfaces for more efficient generation of lift than angle of attack alone can provide. The only real difference is hydrofoils versus airfoils which I’m sure you know is no real difference at all as fluid flow is fluid flow whether it’s air or water or something else.

I’m presuming the same ostensible rule (flight in water preceding flight in air) also applies to flying insects.


Is this much like how ID is ostensibly about science? But really it's about religion?

And whoever mentioned flying fish, well you can call in that bet!
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I’d also point to flying fish as possible stepping stones between hydro-flight and aero-flight.

Bird-Brain

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
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Art



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,07:53   

Quote (olegt @ Mar. 03 2008,20:37)
The thread “No process can result in a net gain of information” underlies 2LoT is silly, and doubly so.  First DLH picks up a paper from a third-rate physics teacher at a third-rate university (who publishes his stuff in the aforementioned silly journal Entropy), then the church choir sings variations of “Entropy is disorder."  

Entropy does not equate disorder.  This common misunderstanding has been discussed many times by physicists, but it isn't going away anytime soon.  Consider this excerpt from an  article published in the Journal of Chemical Education:
   
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To aid students in visualizing an increase in entropy many elementary chemistry texts use artists' before-and-after drawings of groups of "orderly" molecules that become "disorderly".  This has been an anachronism ever since the ideas of quantized energy levels were introduced in elementary chemistry.  "Orderly-disorderly" seems to be an easy visual support but it can be so grievously misleading as to be characterized as a failure-prone crutch rather than a truly reliable, sturdy aid.

Oil and water.  

Anyone can violate the SLOT on their kitchen countertop.

   
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,08:11   

Quote (Steverino @ Mar. 04 2008,06:33)
Quote (olegt @ Mar. 04 2008,06:08)
Sal informs us that Caroline Crocker is selling a new product, intellectual honesty.  $5,000 if made from scratch, $1,000 for gently used.  Details are available from her agent at intellectual IntellectualHonesty.info.

Oh and it's a real slick website!

The 90's called and they want their copy of FrontPage back!

Ha!  If they were trying to win an award for The Most Annoying WebSite, they win.

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CeilingCat



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,08:29   

Quote (olegt @ Mar. 04 2008,06:08)
Sal informs us that Caroline Crocker is selling a new product, intellectual honesty.  $5,000 if made from scratch, $1,000 for gently used.  Details are available from her agent at intellectual IntellectualHonesty.info.

Her Agent, Mr. Frits Evenbly, to be specific.

That's quite a web site.  I can't load anything but the front page with IE 6.

That's a pretty good bargain, though.  For a mere $5000.00, she'll come to your group and whine about how badly she was treated by the accursed knowledge-based reality-sucking world.  And her whining will be custom tailored to your group!

I assume that travel expenses are extra.

Personally, I think she's a Crocker.

  
Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,08:36   

Quote (J-Dog @ Mar. 04 2008,08:11)
Quote (Steverino @ Mar. 04 2008,06:33)
Quote (olegt @ Mar. 04 2008,06:08)
Sal informs us that Caroline Crocker is selling a new product, intellectual honesty.  $5,000 if made from scratch, $1,000 for gently used.  Details are available from her agent at intellectual IntellectualHonesty.info.

Oh and it's a real slick website!

The 90's called and they want their copy of FrontPage back!

Ha!  If they were trying to win an award for The Most Annoying WebSite, they win.

Yeah.  I love the "Showing the Intelligence of Design" graphic.  Luckily my ironymeter had already flagged the site as comedy.

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CeilingCat



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,08:37   

Quote (Bob O'H @ Mar. 04 2008,02:00)
Oooh!  Someone's in a bad mood    
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O'Leary

03/03/2008

4:15 pm

sparc, you wrote,

“Isn’t citing the Vice President for Research and Personnel Development Martin Bucer Seminary who according to the seminary’s web pages hosted an intelligent design creationists symposium in Prague (October 22, 2005) the same as discussing the issue with a Toronto-based journalist; grandmother; Roman Catholic Christian?”

Watch it. You and your posts may be gone soon.

This list is for intelligent people who want to discuss issues, not personalities.

You are not persuading me that either you or your posts belong here.

This whole thread could disappear into the night with no loss, and it well may, unless you start saying something to the purpose.

For all her faults, Denyse doesn't normally channel the DaveScot stream of tard.

poachy's got the right idea:
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Teach the controversy?

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,08:56   

Quote (Bob O'H @ Mar. 04 2008,08:36)
Quote (J-Dog @ Mar. 04 2008,08:11)
 
Quote (Steverino @ Mar. 04 2008,06:33)
 
Quote (olegt @ Mar. 04 2008,06:08)
Sal informs us that Caroline Crocker is selling a new product, intellectual honesty.  $5,000 if made from scratch, $1,000 for gently used.  Details are available from her agent at intellectual IntellectualHonesty.info.

Oh and it's a real slick website!

The 90's called and they want their copy of FrontPage back!

Ha!  If they were trying to win an award for The Most Annoying WebSite, they win.

Yeah.  I love the "Showing the Intelligence of Design" graphic.  Luckily my ironymeter had already flagged the site as comedy.

HA, YUR FeMONY METEOR IS OSTENSTATIONSOULY BONED HOMO. MY MOOSROOMS ARE DERISDED ONLY BY GIRLYMEN FROM A MAGAZINE GLUE SNIFFING ROOM IN TARANTOO N CORPUS ECCE HOMO N AXETAS, THR IS NOT ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND WHEN RTH IS EATING SO BYE BYE. dT ASSCLOWN TO THE LESS THAN IQ126**** OF INTELeDELL DEAD REGAN WORSHIPPERS.



*#@(converted to 5 year discount fr lameassed old fart SAT score)

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,09:40   

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Mar. 04 2008,07:15)
DS discovers a new word
 
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Reptiles ostensibly descended from fish. Both mammals and birds ostensibly descended from reptiles so it then follows that birds and mammals descended from fish. Fish have all the basic structures and GNC for flight including pitch, roll, and yaw control and stabilization as well as foil shaped surfaces for more efficient generation of lift than angle of attack alone can provide. The only real difference is hydrofoils versus airfoils which I’m sure you know is no real difference at all as fluid flow is fluid flow whether it’s air or water or something else.

I’m presuming the same ostensible rule (flight in water preceding flight in air) also applies to flying insects.


Is this much like how ID is ostensibly about science? But really it's about religion?

And whoever mentioned flying fish, well you can call in that bet!
 
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I’d also point to flying fish as possible stepping stones between hydro-flight and aero-flight.

Bird-Brain

We have a work-tard here who picked up "ostensibly" last week. Is there a "word of the day for tards" website / list-serve?

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,09:50   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 04 2008,09:40)
We have a work-tard here who picked up "ostensibly" last week. Is there a "word of the day for tards" website / list-serve?

Yes!!1!!!!1!1!1!
 
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Previous:  SAT Word of the Day: perquisite  
Next:  SAT Word of the Day: motley  

SAT Word of the Day: ostensibly
by Adam on Mon 11 Feb 2008 12:44 PM PST
ostensibly (adv.)


Keep your eyes peeled for use of motley and a revised SAT based IQ estimate.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,09:54   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 04 2008,09:50)
Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 04 2008,09:40)
We have a work-tard here who picked up "ostensibly" last week. Is there a "word of the day for tards" website / list-serve?

Yes!!1!!!!1!1!1!
   
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Previous:  SAT Word of the Day: perquisite  
Next:  SAT Word of the Day: motley  

SAT Word of the Day: ostensibly
by Adam on Mon 11 Feb 2008 12:44 PM PST
ostensibly (adv.)


Keep your eyes peeled for use of motley and a revised SAT based IQ estimate.

Ah bless. He's taking his SAT's ready for some schooling.

No need, Dave. It's all right here:



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,09:59   

Quote (olegt @ Mar. 04 2008,06:08)
Sal informs us that Caroline Crocker is selling a new product, intellectual honesty.  $5,000 if made from scratch, $1,000 for gently used.  Details are available from her agent at intellectual IntellectualHonesty.info.

Her Agent, Mr. Frits Evenbly, to be specific.

I've been racking my just-woke-up brain trying to understand this joke. Mr. Frits Evenbly. I thought it was on the order of "Mr I. P. Frequently." Something like that. Lesse......Frit Seven....no, that's not it.......Fritsev Enbly, no..... Hell, I give up.

And now I come to find it's the genuine name?!

Get me some caffeine. Stat!

Edited to try to improve formatting.
Edited again to add: Didn't work. Too frickin' early in the morning.

  
bfish



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,10:04   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 04 2008,07:50)
SAT Word of the Day: ostensibly
by Adam on Mon 11 Feb 2008 12:44 PM PST
ostensibly (adv.)
[/quote]

And THAT is impossibly amusing, by the way. Nice use of the Design Inference.

  
carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,10:13   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 04 2008,09:50)
Keep your eyes peeled for use of motley and a revised SAT based IQ estimate.

I can haz design inference?
 
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8 June 2006
Wesley Elsberry is such a dreamer…
DaveScot
Over at antievolution.org Wesley Elsberry tries to write an obituary for ID. Arden Chatfield faithfully rewords and repeats his master’s hallucination in the next comment. The kicker is a cat named GCT who asks if anyone has heard from Behe or Gonzalez lately?

No, I haven’t really heard from Behe or Gonzalez lately but maybe I missed Behe and Gonzalez because I was preoccupied in hearing ID recently supported by the President of the United States, the Governor of Texas, and the Governor of Florida as well as some U.S. Senators and other state governors.

What Wesley and his motley crew just don’t get is that the science argument in ID vs. NDE is over.

He came up with it as the word of the day all on his own almost two years before those SAT eggheads did.  ID WINS!!!!!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,11:15   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 04 2008,09:40)
I’m presuming the same ostensible rule (flight in water preceding flight in air) also applies to flying insects.[/quote]

Bird-Brain[/quote]
We have a work-tard here who picked up "ostensibly" last week. Is there a "word of the day for tards" website / list-serve?

I think he's doing this all unwittingly...

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BopDiddy



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,13:11   

Quote (olegt @ Mar. 04 2008,06:08)
Sal informs us that Caroline Crocker is selling a new product, intellectual honesty.  $5,000 if made from scratch, $1,000 for gently used.  Details are available from her agent at intellectual IntellectualHonesty.info.

Yes, the intellectual honesty of saying on her site "It is a fact that ad hominem attacks and the banning of certain thoughts stand in the way of the advancement of science."

Yet here's a clip from the course material that got her turfed (from http://www.coralridge.org/medialibrary.asp?mediaId=2799).



   
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Charles Darwin
(1809-1882)

- Failed at medical school (could not dissect).
- Had some training as clergyman.
- Rich kid who enjoed partying, drinking, and gambling.
- Went to Galapagos Islands.
- Father was not pleased!


Her voiceover at the time: "(I gave) just the scientific evidence.  I was so careful when I wrote that lecture ... not to be partial in any way.  I was very sure to talk about, point-by-point, the evidence."

My hypocrisy meter is now a paperweight.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,13:19   

Quote (BopDiddy @ Mar. 04 2008,13:11)
Quote (olegt @ Mar. 04 2008,06:08)
Sal informs us that Caroline Crocker is selling a new product, intellectual honesty.  $5,000 if made from scratch, $1,000 for gently used.  Details are available from her agent at intellectual IntellectualHonesty.info.

Yes, the intellectual honesty of saying on her site "It is a fact that ad hominem attacks and the banning of certain thoughts stand in the way of the advancement of science."

Yet here's a clip from the course material that got her turfed (from http://www.coralridge.org/medialibrary.asp?mediaId=2799).



     
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Charles Darwin
(1809-1882)

- Failed at medical school (could not dissect).
- Had some training as clergyman.
- Rich kid who enjoed partying, drinking, and gambling.
- Went to Galapagos Islands.
- Father was not pleased!


Her voiceover at the time: "(I gave) just the scientific evidence.  I was so careful when I wrote that lecture ... not to be partial in any way.  I was very sure to talk about, point-by-point, the evidence."

My hypocrisy meter is now a paperweight.

Aside from the obvious, i.e. asking Crocker "WTF have you ever done?" there's something pitiful about trying to swiftboat someone who's been dead for 126 years.

Crocker must have gotten momentarily confused and thought Darwin was a liberal trying to run for U.S. Congress.

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Annyday



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,13:52   

I love Sal.

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he Darwinists have framed the ID debate as being about what should and should not be taught in the public school science classroom. I speculate that the debate over the public school classroom is another example of Bulverism.


Because clearly, it's those nasty Darwinists who maliciously insert their agenda into classrooms without doing any real research!!!!!

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As I pointed out here, the real issue is whether life is designed. If so, most every other question pales in comparison. And also lost in the Darwinist Bulverism is whether individuals in universities will have the chance to answer the question of design for themselves, and whether these individuals will have the freedom to tell others what they discover.


Uhhhhh. First, Sal says the debate should be about whether life really is designed (the actual scientific question). It is clearly the Darwinist's fault that anyone would focus on any other aspect of ID. Then, Sal starts complaining about universities not funding the people he likes best. How do you contradict yourself that quickly and not notice?

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The real culture war is not over what should or should not be taught in the science classroom. The real culture war is whether individuals will be allowed to pursue their inalienable rights which were endowed to them by their Creator. Individuals have the right to investigate who the Creator is, they have the right to tell others who they think the Creator is. They have the right to acquire Bachelors, Masters Degrees, and PhDs in biology in order to help them achieve those ends.

Darwinists have no right to impede the acquisition of diplomas merely on the grounds that the biology student might use his scientific learning to further the spread of his personal faith and convictions. Whether an individual believes the Creator is a Deity or the Flying Spaghetti monster, that individual has the right to follow his convictions and not be punished academically for having such convictions….I expect the fight over students civil rights may only be beginning.


Uh yeah. You can also roll cigarettes with your degree, use it to line your cat carrier, or get rid of it altogether. I don't think anybody minds too much. They might not be thrilled they wasted their time on you, but they can't preempt you. If your thesis is on the art of rolling cigarettes with advanced degrees, however, you can expect to be failed, because that's (probably) not what you're supposed to be studying. If you teach undergraduates that your field is entirely about earning degrees and rolling cigarettes with them, you're going to be fired because that's (probably) not what you're supposed to be teaching. If you apply for grants to study the art of rolling cigarettes with advanced degrees, you're not gonna get them, because it's (probably) not something anyone wants to study. That's not persecution, and that's all anyone seems to come up with.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,14:10   

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Darwinists have no right to impede the acquisition of diplomas merely on the grounds that the biology student might use his scientific learning to further the spread of his personal faith and convictions. Whether an individual believes the Creator is a Deity or the Flying Spaghetti monster, that individual has the right to follow his convictions and not be punished academically for having such convictions….I expect the fight over students civil rights may only be beginning.


If Sal thinks everyone has the right to be awarded a PhD, then I see a bumpy road ahead of him in grad school.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,14:15   

Paul Nelson brings the Tard:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....sixteen

this bit:


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You know the lines: “Darwinian evolutionary theory is the foundation of biology,” et cetera.


Hmmm.

does he mean:

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"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."

Theodosius Dobzhansky, The American Biology Teacher, March 1973

Cos they aint the same and words have been sneakeded in. Nortee.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,14:26   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Mar. 04 2008,14:10)
   
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Darwinists have no right to impede the acquisition of diplomas merely on the grounds that the biology student might use his scientific learning to further the spread of his personal faith and convictions. Whether an individual believes the Creator is a Deity or the Flying Spaghetti monster, that individual has the right to follow his convictions and not be punished academically for having such convictions….I expect the fight over students civil rights may only be beginning.


If Sal thinks everyone has the right to be awarded a PhD, then I see a bumpy road ahead of him in grad school.

You know, maybe I'm talking about the wrong Crocker...


  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,22:58   

GilTard, doesn't understand search. But he's their expert:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-177149

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GilDodgen

03/04/2008

11:50 pm
Allen

The whole point to natural selection is that the search isn’t random.

You need to learn something about search algorithms. Of course natural selection isn’t random, but it doesn’t produce anything, it doesn’t create anything — it just throws stuff out. Throwing stuff out is a destructive process at worst and a conservative process at best, not a creative process.

It continues to boggle my mind that Darwinists can’t see this. All the random variation in the world, no matter the variety of the variation and no matter how many failed attempts are thrown out, won’t turn a Hello World computer program into a grandmaster chess or checkers program. But this is what Darwinists claim happened in the history of life.

Just do the math. The combinatorial explosion is so huge that orders of magnitude must be expressed with exponents that must be expressed in orders of magnitude.

In addition, there is no hard or even soft empirical evidence that these fantastic Darwinian speculations have any basis in reality when it comes to extrapolating them to explain all of life’s complexity, diversity, information content, and functionally integrated machinery, not to mention consciousness, morality, human artistic creativity and much more.

The only “evidence” that the mechanisms you propose can accomplish that with which they have been credited is that the alternative is philosophically unacceptable.


Remember this, Gil:

http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/2006/08/design-challeng-1.html

You probably didn't kick your computer enough for the simulation to work.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,22:59   

I've been laying off of the tard since they nailed my most recent puppet after two posts.  But I just hit up the 'Altamont 16' or whatever thread and there is some absolutely delicious shit over there.  and Allen MacNeill (bless you friend) is kicking the tards around too.

But check THIS out.  Good God.  i haven't read the 'misunderestimikating hierarchies' thread someone put up recently but I imagine that this is a case study.

jerry, you are one sick puppet.  If you are jerry, and i've begged before, PLEASE pm me.  I wish to congratulate the master.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2008,23:41   

Along with simply being too busy, I think I spent too many thousand hours laughing at the tards. I contracted some kind of Tard Shock Syndrome. So now even when I get some free minutes and check in at my beloved UD thread, I quickly read something like

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Just do the math. The combinatorial explosion is so huge that orders of magnitude must be expressed with exponents that must be expressed in orders of magnitude.


my head starts to hurt and I click away.

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It continues to boggle my mind that Darwinists can’t see this.


"I don't understand why thousands of experts disagree with me about the basics of their own field. The only possible explanation is the experts are all wrong. What else could it be?"

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 05 2008,04:24   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 04 2008,22:58)
You probably didn't lick your computer enough for the simulation to work.

Fixed it for you, Richard.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 05 2008,05:25   

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Dear sweet God. My inner physicist is weeping. Not only might the universe be no more than six thousand years old, there's no real difference between five billion and fourteen billion,

This is one of the most valuable things that FTK taught us in her time here: that 6,000 years and 4 billion years are really the same thing.

Indeed but I can't help think that if there was that order of discrepancy in her restaurant bill she'd probably notice the difference?
.... but just in case, is anyone interested in opening a restaurant catering for creationists. It could be a goldmine?  :D

   
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 05 2008,07:29   

Design Inference?

I can haz steganosaurus now plz kthxbai.




Find Teh Designer!!!*

*someone out there is seriously kicking ass for the peanut gallery.  Cheers!!!

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 05 2008,07:32   

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Along with simply being too busy, I think I spent too many thousand hours laughing at the tards. I contracted some kind of Tard Shock Syndrome. So now even when I get some free minutes and check in at my beloved UD thread, I quickly read something like

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Just do the math. The combinatorial explosion is so huge that orders of magnitude must be expressed with exponents that must be expressed in orders of magnitude.


my head starts to hurt and I click away.

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It continues to boggle my mind that Darwinists can’t see this.


"I don't understand why thousands of experts disagree with me about the basics of their own field. The only possible explanation is the experts are all wrong. What else could it be?"

Tard overdose.  It's a sad side-effect of having to read each and every comment here in addition to the pure, undiluted stuff.

I've severely cut back on the intravenous stuff directly from UD, and get mostly the low dose TARD after it's been filtered by AtBC.

I don't want to wind up like you, homeless and talking to myself as I wander aimlessly through the drifting trash in Jacksonville's back alleys, without meaning, without hope.

We should all get together and start a new charity for the care and upkeep of former moderators who've been so horribly disfigured and devastated by TARD abuse.

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“Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas?

Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 05 2008,07:52   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Mar. 05 2008,07:32)
We should all get together and start a new charity for the care and upkeep of former moderators who've been so horribly disfigured and devastated by TARD abuse.

*rummages through cupboards*

I can make an in-kind donation of a Tombstone frozen pizza, a bottle of chipotle mayo, a bag of arugula, and a bottle of Jagermeister.

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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
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