Lou FCD
Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006
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So, with OE, UD, YC, etc. etc. etc. continuing their death spiral toward implosion, I have to ask:
Will there be a Tard singularity? Will they all wink out at once, leaving nothing but an event horizon where anyone clicking a link to one of them will just vanish from the universe?
Or will they disappear in a more gradual succession, like stars burning out one by one as they run out of fuel and fade into the ever accelerating expansion of the universe?
And what happens to us? When they are gone, are there nascent blogs of TARD waiting to be born from the remnants of drifting gas or are we doomed to follow them into oblivion, having our purpose so closely tied to the fate of Tardoblogs? Will we move on to some new technology to mine TARD? Will we all carry ourselves as avatars to Second Life meeting places for mocking Second Life TARD?
Will Rich finally get to see Janie and Kate naked?
Will there be an actual (albeit virtual) bar at After the Bar Closes in Second Life?
Will it be illegal to lock Ftk's avatar in a cage next to the urinal and poke it with sticks? Would it be ethical?
Will blipey's avatar kick DaveTard's avatar all the way into Third Life?
These are important philosophical questions we must answer before the demise of Uncommonly Dense, my brethren and sistren.
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