Steviepinhead
Posts: 532 Joined: Jan. 2006
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Nah, the naked apes what fight the wars and produce the serial killers and psychopaths and door-belling god-babblers are clearly the fallen tribe of the hominid "kind." And this is true regardless of any evilutionary-conspiracy mind-worm maundering. Listen, my children, and you shall see:
I mean, first of all, just use you intuition: don't many people grow bald as they age and their bodies physically degenerate? And this head-baldness happens in only one lifetime!
Well, then, just use your common sense: why should the worst, most sinful members of our "kind" not also expect, over many generations, that their body-fur should also "fall out" (so to speak) as a result of their moral Fall?
It's a sign, I tell ya, of Dog'sbane! Or God's Wrath (or something like that...).
Clearly the chimps, gorillas (there were giants in those days...), and orangs are the original model of the garden-dwelling hominid body plan. And, check this factoid, O Unbelievers, that's where they still dwell today, plucking the fruit off the vine and the termite from the tunnel.
And would continue to dwell, peacefully (more or less, unless you believe that science-y Goodall person), were it not for our sinful incursions upon their habitat.
And check this other factoid: our unfallen brethren don't even get AIDS. (Oh, sure, those "scientists" prate about "SIV," but we know that's hokum, and hardly causes them a sniffle, anyways...) As we all ought to know by now, getting AIDS is the surest sign of the most-fallen among us.
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