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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2016,18:30   

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Tree of life morphs into … leaf?

April 12, 2016 Posted by News under News, Tree of life
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new and expanded tree of life/Zosia Rostomian, Lawrence Berkeley
From ScienceDaily:
 
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Scientists have dramatically expanded the tree of life, which depicts the variety and evolution of life on Earth, to account for thousands of new microscopic life forms discovered over the past 15 years. The expanded view finally gives bacteria and Archaea their due, showing that about two-thirds of all diversity on Earth is bacterial — half bacteria that cannot be isolated and grown in the lab — while nearly one-third is Archaeal.


This is great but no way is it a tree. Readers, what would you call it?
 
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One striking aspect of the new tree of life is that a group of bacteria described as the “candidate phyla radiation” forms a very major branch. Only recognized recently, and seemingly comprised only of bacteria with symbiotic lifestyles, the candidate phyla radiation now appears to contain around half of all bacterial evolutionary diversity.

While the relationship between Archaea and eukaryotes remains uncertain, it’s clear that “this new rendering of the tree offers a new perspective on the history of life,” Banfield said. Paper. (public access) More.


The relationship between the Archaea and eukaryotes is in fact so uncertain that prominent figures such as the late Carl Woese and Craig Venter doubt they have a common origin. Presumably, it would be just as easy (or difficult) to account for their existence without a common origin.

In the present state of uncertainty, we surely can’t rule out an orchard of life.

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April 12, 2016 at 9:21 am
 
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This is great but no way is it a tree. Readers, what would you call it?


A tree. Because that’s what it is. How it is illustrated makes no difference.
 
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April 12, 2016 at 9:32 am

wd400, why don’t we call it a tomcat then?

It is very narrow at one point. Do we know that that point even exists? Or is that just assumed?

Added: There used to be one that looked like a kumbayah circle. That was coulpe seasons ago though.


goddammit.

Edited by stevestory on April 12 2016,19:31

   
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2016,20:26   

I'd rather it be drawn in a way that shows the chronology as well as the interrelationships.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 12 2016,23:45   

Now I know where Monty Python got all of their material.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 14 2016,00:56   

Louis explains How It Is  
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Nobody understands motion, especially physicists. Once you come to grips with the fact that space/distance is a perceptual illusion (i.e., an abstract creation of the spirit/consciousness), then all bets are off. All of a sudden, paradoxes disappear and then the hard truth hits you: The physics community is clueless.

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 14 2016,02:37   

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Louis explains How It Is  
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Nobody understands motion, especially physicists. Once you come to grips with the fact that space/distance is a perceptual illusion (i.e., an abstract creation of the spirit/consciousness), then all bets are off. All of a sudden, paradoxes disappear and then the hard truth hits you: The physics community is clueless.

Link

That boy is an existential black hole.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 14 2016,08:08   

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Quote (CeilingCat @ April 14 2016,08:56)
Louis explains How It Is    
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Nobody understands motion, especially physicists. Once you come to grips with the fact that space/distance is a perceptual illusion (i.e., an abstract creation of the spirit/consciousness), then all bets are off. All of a sudden, paradoxes disappear and then the hard truth hits you: The physics community is clueless.

Link

That boy is an existential black hole.

But you have to admit, he has a way with words.
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It's truly pathetic watching two Christophobic atheist homosexuals giving morality lessons to a Christian (Cornelius) on his own blog. And then they frequent a Christophobic (with an overwhelming homosexual undercurrent) forum at antievolution.org where they use a homosexual epithet (Cornholio) to refer to the same Christian.

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 14 2016,09:42   

Hahaha. I'll take that back. Mung is a holier than thou, happy clapping liar for Jesus homo-existential corn hole.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 14 2016,10:02   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ April 14 2016,09:08)
And then they frequent a Christophobic (with an overwhelming homosexual undercurrent) forum at antievolution.org where they use a homosexual epithet (Cornholio) to refer to the same Christian.

Our homosexual undercurrent is overwhelming? It doesn't overwhelm me, but then again, I'm not struggling to repress something major...

   
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(Permalink) Posted: April 14 2016,10:17   

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Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ April 14 2016,09:08)
And then they frequent a Christophobic (with an overwhelming homosexual undercurrent) forum at antievolution.org where they use a homosexual epithet (Cornholio) to refer to the same Christian.

Our homosexual undercurrent is overwhelming? It doesn't overwhelm me, but then again, I'm not struggling to repress something major...

I think he meant cornhub.



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(Permalink) Posted: April 14 2016,12:30   

Quote (CeilingCat @ April 14 2016,08:56)
Louis explains How It Is  
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Nobody understands motion, especially physicists. Once you come to grips with the fact that space/distance is a perceptual illusion (i.e., an abstract creation of the spirit/consciousness), then all bets are off. All of a sudden, paradoxes disappear and then the hard truth hits you: The physics community is clueless.

Link

A case of a vacuum abhors nature.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 14 2016,21:34   

Well shucks!

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2016,10:21   

Quote (Henry J @ April 14 2016,21:34)
Well shucks!


God, is this another one of those corny threads that turns into a cereal list of sequential puns? Those are such a tassel. I'll just lurk and stalk the thread until it's over.

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2016,11:40   

Quote (Learned Hand @ April 15 2016,18:21)
Quote (Henry J @ April 14 2016,21:34)
Well shucks!


God, is this another one of those corny threads that turns into a cereal list of sequential puns? Those are such a tassel. I'll just lurk and stalk the thread until it's over.

No need to get floury.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2016,12:29   

Quote (k.e.. @ April 15 2016,17:40)
Quote (Learned Hand @ April 15 2016,18:21)
Quote (Henry J @ April 14 2016,21:34)
Well shucks!


God, is this another one of those corny threads that turns into a cereal list of sequential puns? Those are such a tassel. I'll just lurk and stalk the thread until it's over.

No need to get floury.

Go on, amaize me.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2016,12:38   

Quote (Soapy Sam @ April 15 2016,12:29)
 
Quote (k.e.. @ April 15 2016,17:40)
 
Quote (Learned Hand @ April 15 2016,18:21)
   
Quote (Henry J @ April 14 2016,21:34)
Well shucks!


God, is this another one of those corny threads that turns into a cereal list of sequential puns? Those are such a tassel. I'll just lurk and stalk the thread until it's over.

No need to get floury.

Go on, amaize me.

Y'all oat to be ashamed of yourselves.

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2016,13:05   

A good pun is its own reword.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2016,13:49   

Barley humorous if not spelt correctly.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2016,14:11   

Quote (timothya @ April 15 2016,13:49)
Barley humorous if not spelt correctly.

At last, or has spelt been introduced to this forum before? Probably not, spell checker doesn't recognize it.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2016,15:31   

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Quote (Henry J @ April 14 2016,21:34)
Well shucks!


God, is this another one of those corny threads that turns into a cereal list of sequential puns? Those are such a tassel. I'll just lurk and stalk the thread until it's over.

No need to get floury.

Go on, amaize me.

Y'all oat to be ashamed of yourselves.

There is a kernel of truth to it.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2016,15:52   

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Quote (Henry J @ April 14 2016,21:34)
Well shucks!


God, is this another one of those corny threads that turns into a cereal list of sequential puns? Those are such a tassel. I'll just lurk and stalk the thread until it's over.

No need to get floury.

Go on, amaize me.

Y'all oat to be ashamed of yourselves.

There is a kernel of truth to it.

When we knead it, it will rise.

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2016,19:33   

Lettuce pray...

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2016,23:42   

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Lettuce pray...

Our cornbread which art unleaven...

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(Permalink) Posted: April 16 2016,18:08   

I hate all of you.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: April 17 2016,04:46   

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I hate all of you.

Cereal killer.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 17 2016,07:13   

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I hate all of you.

Please forgive the high-grain noise while we get the issues threshed out.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 17 2016,09:03   

Were just winnowing the chaff from the grain. Steve must be hiding his chaff under a bushel.

k.e.. ducks for cover

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(Permalink) Posted: April 17 2016,09:12   

Quote (k.e.. @ April 17 2016,10:03)
Were just winnowing the chaff from the grain. Steve must be hiding his chaff under a bushel.

k.e.. ducks for cover

Don't you mean 'ducks for clover'?

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: April 17 2016,10:03   

Materialism Makes You Stupid
April 16, 2016 Posted by Barry Arrington under Intelligent Design

   
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(Permalink) Posted: April 17 2016,10:25   

Here's another Joe-ism that's as good as "wavelength=frequency"
 
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Joe G: "It's the OoL that violates the 2nd law."

linky

There you have it folks.  Origin of life endothermic chemical reactions are impossible because Chubs says so.  Where's Granville Sewell when you need him?   :D

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