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Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,05:00    Another one!     Quote LoL! Mike sed "water melts".... You have to wonder whether, despite his very simple algorithm,* Joe is actually incompressible by reason of being infinitely dense. Code Sample * 10 Reject; 20 "You have no evidence for your position"; 30 Misspell; 40 Insult; 50 Flounce; 60 GOTO 10 -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

Woodbine Posts: 1218 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,05:16    Cap'n Guano.... Funny you should mention ID fading away, Joe....

OgreMkV Posts: 3668 Joined: Oct. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,07:14    Quote (Woodbine @ Mar. 16 2012,05:16) Cap'n Guano.... Funny you should mention ID fading away, Joe.... More and more irrelevant, just like the people who promote it. -------------- Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims. http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

Quack Posts: 1961 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,11:40    Quote (Woodbine @ Mar. 16 2012,05:16) Cap'n Guano.... Funny you should mention ID fading away, Joe.... Pornograph! -------------- Rocks have no biology.               Robert Byers.

Febble Posts: 310 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,11:52    Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 16 2012,07:14) Quote (Woodbine @ Mar. 16 2012,05:16) Cap'n Guano.... Funny you should mention ID fading away, Joe.... More and more irrelevant, just like the people who promote it. To be fair, the only high points are during the Dover trial, and it's only just gone back to pre-Dover levels. ETA: in fact, it hasn't, quite.  They need a new trial. Oh, wait.... Edited by Febble on Mar. 16 2012,11:53

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,11:54    Quote (Febble @ Mar. 16 2012,18:52) Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 16 2012,07:14)   Quote (Woodbine @ Mar. 16 2012,05:16) Cap'n Guano.... Funny you should mention ID fading away, Joe.... More and more irrelevant, just like the people who promote it. To be fair, the only high points are during the Dover trial, and it's only just gone back to pre-Dover levels. There might be a new peak yet, WRT Coppedge vs JPL... ETA: Feeble's edit. Edited by Schroedinger's Dog on Mar. 16 2012,18:54 -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

OgreMkV Posts: 3668 Joined: Oct. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,12:08    Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Mar. 16 2012,11:54) Quote (Febble @ Mar. 16 2012,18:52)   Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 16 2012,07:14)   Quote (Woodbine @ Mar. 16 2012,05:16) Cap'n Guano.... Funny you should mention ID fading away, Joe.... More and more irrelevant, just like the people who promote it. To be fair, the only high points are during the Dover trial, and it's only just gone back to pre-Dover levels. There might be a new peak yet, WRT Coppedge vs JPL... ETA: Feeble's edit. That has as much to do with ID as Freshwater... oh wait... -------------- Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims. http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

Kattarina98 Posts: 1267 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,17:18    Oh noes! This time, Joe leaves Lizzie for good! Quote Joe G on March 16, 2012 at 11:20 am said: But anyway have fun with your strawman- I am growing tired of correcting you and the guys at UD don't give a hoot about anything you say, even though I tried to get them involved Ya see it is just no use to try to deal with you. And it's really truly true! Or is it? Quote Joe G on March 16, 2012 at 8:10 pm said: ... tard ... -------------- Barry Arrington is a bitch.

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,17:27    Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 16 2012,23:18) Oh noes! This time, Joe leaves Lizzie for good!   Quote Joe G on March 16, 2012 at 11:20 am said: But anyway have fun with your strawman- I am growing tired of correcting you and the guys at UD don't give a hoot about anything you say, even though I tried to get them involved Ya see it is just no use to try to deal with you. And it's really truly true! Or is it?   Quote Joe G on March 16, 2012 at 8:10 pm said: ... tard ... Damn you Kattarina! I was just about to post that notFlounce! Interestingly, the Guano comment (wherein Joe shakes the dust off his sandals) was at 11:20 (by my time anyway). His next comment on the Creating CSI thread was 2 minutes later! The poor boy has weapons-grade ADD. -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

Kattarina98 Posts: 1267 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,17:50    Quote (Amadan @ Mar. 16 2012,17:27) Damn you Kattarina! I was just about to post that notFlounce! Edited by Kattarina98 on Mar. 16 2012,18:04 -------------- Barry Arrington is a bitch.

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,18:41    Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 16 2012,23:50) Quote (Amadan @ Mar. 16 2012,17:27) Damn you Kattarina! I was just about to post that notFlounce! Actually, this is more like what I had in mind: -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

CanonicalKoi Posts: 1 Joined: Mar. 2012 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,19:27    Perhaps this one: I've read a number of Joe's posts and while I realize anecdote =/= evidence, I'd swear I lose IQ points every time I do.

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,19:52    he's a poster child for something but i can't figure out exactly what... -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Occam's Toothbrush Posts: 555 Joined: April 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,20:01    Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Mar. 16 2012,20:52) he's a poster child for something but i can't figure out exactly what... Poster children? -------------- "Molecular stuff seems to me not to be biology as much as it is a more atomic element of life" --Creo nut Robert Byers ------ "You need your arrogant ass kicked, and I would LOVE to be the guy who does it. Where do you live?" --Anger Management Problem Concern Troll "Kris"

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,20:10    Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Mar. 16 2012,19:52) he's a poster child for something but i can't figure out exactly what... Vocational training school dropouts? -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

The whole truth Posts: 1554 Joined: Jan. 2012 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,22:27    Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Mar. 16 2012,17:52) he's a poster child for something but i can't figure out exactly what... Drama queens? -------------- Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,22:40    Exodus candidates? -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

OgreMkV Posts: 3668 Joined: Oct. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2012,23:14    The College of Internet Tough Guys -------------- Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims. http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2012,01:00    I must say I find the derailerizations on this thread much more interesting than the barkings of the crackpot it's named after. So I will. I find the derailerizations on this thread much more interesting that the barkings of the crackpot it's named after. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

socle Posts: 322 Joined: July 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2012,09:17    Joe G:   Quote Materialism is a theological position with all of its pproponents being plain and simple. So close...

The whole truth Posts: 1554 Joined: Jan. 2012 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2012,10:29    Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Mar. 16 2012,17:52) he's a poster child for something but i can't figure out exactly what... Basement dwelling incorrigible booger eating brats with inverted peens and ankle length butt hair? -------------- Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

The whole truth Posts: 1554 Joined: Jan. 2012 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2012,11:47    Cap'n Guano: "Prove that A fairy who could magic a Prince into being a frog wouldn't be natural." -------------- Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

olegt Posts: 1405 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2012,17:57    I like this for no particular reason: Quote But anyway beavers are intelligent agencies because they can and do puposefully manipulate nature to produce a desired effect. -------------- If you are not: Galapagos Finch please Logout »

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2012,18:07    Quote (olegt @ Mar. 17 2012,17:57) I like this for no particular reason:   Quote But anyway beavers are intelligent agencies because they can and do puposefully manipulate nature to produce a desired effect. I'm more fond of this one (in part): Quote Quote    Would the stink of scat exist in the absence of scat? The existence of scat = the existence of an intelligent agency. Someone needs to give props to Creodont for taking on the thankless job of giving Joe the attention he craves, thereby keeping him from wandering into any rooms where adults are talking. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2012,19:58    Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 17 2012,19:07) Quote (olegt @ Mar. 17 2012,17:57) I like this for no particular reason:   Quote But anyway beavers are intelligent agencies because they can and do puposefully manipulate nature to produce a desired effect. I'm more fond of this one (in part):   Quote   Quote    Would the stink of scat exist in the absence of scat? The existence of scat = the existence of an intelligent agency. Someone needs to give props to Creodont for taking on the thankless job of giving Joe the attention he craves, thereby keeping him from wandering into any rooms where adults are talking. GOD SHITS!!!!! now khan can find out if god also has hair around his anus, or if he is inuit. made in his image!!!11!!! -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

The whole truth Posts: 1554 Joined: Jan. 2012 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 18 2012,11:22    Quote (olegt @ Mar. 17 2012,15:57) I like this for no particular reason:   Quote But anyway beavers are intelligent agencies because they can and do puposefully manipulate nature to produce a desired effect. I've come across some beavers that have purposefully manipulated my nature to produce a desired effect. -------------- Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

Badger3k Posts: 861 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 18 2012,13:50    Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 17 2012,18:07) Quote (olegt @ Mar. 17 2012,17:57) I like this for no particular reason:   Quote But anyway beavers are intelligent agencies because they can and do puposefully manipulate nature to produce a desired effect. I'm more fond of this one (in part):   Quote   Quote    Would the stink of scat exist in the absence of scat? The existence of scat = the existence of an intelligent agency. Someone needs to give props to Creodont for taking on the thankless job of giving Joe the attention he craves, thereby keeping him from wandering into any rooms where adults are talking. To put the two together, then, we have a beaver deciding to manipulate nature to produce a desired effect by taking a dump? -------------- "Just think if every species had a different genetic code We would have to eat other humans to survive.." : Joe G

Badger3k Posts: 861 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 18 2012,13:51    Quote (The whole truth @ Mar. 18 2012,11:22) Quote (olegt @ Mar. 17 2012,15:57) I like this for no particular reason:   Quote But anyway beavers are intelligent agencies because they can and do puposefully manipulate nature to produce a desired effect. I've come across some beavers that have purposefully manipulated my nature to produce a desired effect. Hopefully that has nothing to do with scat.... :p -------------- "Just think if every species had a different genetic code We would have to eat other humans to survive.." : Joe G

The whole truth Posts: 1554 Joined: Jan. 2012 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,00:02    Quote (Badger3k @ Mar. 18 2012,11:51) Quote (The whole truth @ Mar. 18 2012,11:22)   Quote (olegt @ Mar. 17 2012,15:57) I like this for no particular reason:     Quote But anyway beavers are intelligent agencies because they can and do puposefully manipulate nature to produce a desired effect. I've come across some beavers that have purposefully manipulated my nature to produce a desired effect. Hopefully that has nothing to do with scat.... eeeewwww....perish the thought   -------------- Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

Kattarina98 Posts: 1267 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 19 2012,04:35    Our hero is still courageously pushing the frontiers of science towards Disneyland. Quote ticks are attracted to watermelon I will prove that again this year- that is they are more attracted watermelon than the dry forrest in which they reside. -------------- Barry Arrington is a bitch.

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