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Chayanov



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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2008,17:23   

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The stunt backfired completely and led to one of the best pwns of Schlafly to date.


In looking at the talk pages at Conservapedia, Schlafly manages to pwn himself on an almost daily basis.

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Doc Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2008,18:29   

Conservapedia seems to be like an Uncommon Descent populated by total idiots rather than total morons.

They don't even know their own kind.  One of the Conservapedians suggested that Behe could take ownership of some of Lenski's bugs.

Behe is a biochemist, Conservamoron, not a microbiologist.  The only time Behe comes in contact with E Coli is when he's flinging poo, although, in retrospect, he might have more experience than I give him credit for.

How about Casey Luskin?  He's a scientist. Won't he do?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2008,18:48   

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Well I hope we're not going to stop here. It's not just an issue of will the evolutionist make their data open to the public, but we must validate that data, yes? I'm curious to know which university Mr Schlafly will be working with to receive the biological samples and also I'm curious to know what researcher(s) he will ask to experiment/validate the data. I don't recall an evolutionist ever being this open with their data so this is all so very intriguing. Perhaps the Discovery Institute could help, they have a laboratory in Seattle Washington where they conduct intelligent design experiments and biology research all the time. That would be a logical resource. Miles 18:08, 24 June 2008 (EDT)

Not if results are what you're after.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2008,19:39   

Oh well, it looks like Conservapedia is down.  Closed for renovations, I suppose.

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tmtoulouse



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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2008,21:29   

As others have mentioned the link was to our (RationalWiki's) page on expelled, Schlafly's approach to our existence as a website was to claim we do not exist. So that is why the "spam filter" won't let any mention of us through.

Dr. Lenski was kind enough to send me the original e-mail, and as others have posted, I have published it exactly as he sent it, CP dropped the formating and the link.

Conservapedia is definitely an ideological and demographic cousin of Uncommonly Dense. I link to our Whats Going on at Conservapedia further up the thread whose construction was motivated by the work you guys have done with Dembski's site.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2008,21:56   

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Schlafly is proudly promoting the third letter on Conservapedia's front page with a line complaining about tax dollars funding rude people. I suspect he honestly has no sense of shame at all. When someone calls you ignorant you ought to, I don't know, not celebrate?

You'd think Andrew Schlafly would have developed a better way of dealing with humiliation by now.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2008,22:02   

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You'd think Andrew Schlafly would have developed a better way of dealing with humiliation by now.

Schlafly is unable to feel humiliation because he is unable to see error in his way. Schlafly honestly feels that this letter is a complete vindication for him, proves everything he has said from the start and that the only people who can't see that are evil Liberals.

Really, check out his "Liberal X" articles to see the mindset he brings to the floor.

  
Chayanov



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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2008,23:06   

Quote (tmtoulouse @ June 24 2008,22:02)
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You'd think Andrew Schlafly would have developed a better way of dealing with humiliation by now.

Schlafly is unable to feel humiliation because he is unable to see error in his way. Schlafly honestly feels that this letter is a complete vindication for him, proves everything he has said from the start and that the only people who can't see that are evil Liberals.

Really, check out his "Liberal X" articles to see the mindset he brings to the floor.

I noticed that, too. Not only is he incapable of recognizing his own flaws, he appears to view them as strengths. And every time somebody puts forth a criticism he can't rebut, he simply throws out "Liberal" as a response. It's only clever when Stephen Colbert does it.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,00:44   

Quote (Doc Bill @ June 24 2008,16:29)
Conservapedia seems to be like an Uncommon Descent populated by total idiots rather than total morons.

They don't even know their own kind.  One of the Conservapedians suggested that Behe could take ownership of some of Lenski's bugs.

Behe is a biochemist, Conservamoron, not a microbiologist.  The only time Behe comes in contact with E Coli is when he's flinging poo, although, in retrospect, he might have more experience than I give him credit for.

How about Casey Luskin?  He's a scientist. Won't he do?

Biochemists work with E. coli all the time. It shouldn't be a problem for Behe.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,01:00   

Quote (tmtoulouse @ June 24 2008,22:02)
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 24 2008,21:56)
You'd think Andrew Schlafly would have developed a better way of dealing with humiliation by now.

Schlafly is unable to feel humiliation because he is unable to see error in his way. Schlafly honestly feels that this letter is a complete vindication for him, proves everything he has said from the start and that the only people who can't see that are evil Liberals.

Really, check out his "Liberal X" articles to see the mindset he brings to the floor.

Following that link and clicking the next:
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Public schools
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Public schools in the United States are atheistic[1][2][3][4] government institutions that employ 3 million workers, train 50 million students, and offer diplomas to the students who complete the 12th grade and meet the requirements of the school and state in which they reside. Spoken prayer and display of the Ten Commandments are expressly forbidden in public schools' classrooms during school hours, and teaching of morality is implicitly disfavored.[5][6] In the United Kingdom, however, the term "public school" means the exact opposite of its American usage, and refers to the most expensive and prestigious private schools, such as Eton College, Harrow, and a few others.

Among public school students in the United States, 30% fail to graduate and nearly 70% are unqualified to go onto college. "Only 70% of all students in public high schools graduate, and only 32% of all students leave high school qualified to attend four-year colleges."[7] "Nationally, about 160,000 students miss school daily because they fear being bullied," and in Hawaii students viciously fight each other and post videos of it on Youtube.com. One victim is now "being homeschooled at state expense."[7]

In response to the perception that schools have stopped teaching morality, many state education departments have or are in the process of developing "morality" that avoid good and evil, right and wrong, and instead present under the heading of "character" education.[8] The lack of appreciation for right and wrong can surprise outsiders, and even school principals. When one public school student was charged with felony computer crime for altering the grades of 20 students, the principal said, we "want to teach them what's right and wrong, and it's tough for some kids to catch on to the idea that changing grades is the wrong thing to do." [8]


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Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,01:08   

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Following that link and clicking the next:    
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Public schools
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Public schools in the United States are atheistic[1][2][3][4] government institutions that employ 3 million workers, train 50 million students, and offer diplomas to the students who complete the 12th grade and meet the requirements of the school and state in which they reside. Spoken prayer and display of the Ten Commandments are expressly forbidden in public schools' classrooms during school hours, and teaching of morality is implicitly disfavored.[5][6] In the United Kingdom, however, the term "public school" means the exact opposite of its American usage, and refers to the most expensive and prestigious private schools, such as Eton College, Harrow, and a few others.

Among public school students in the United States, 30% fail to graduate and nearly 70% are unqualified to go onto college. "Only 70% of all students in public high schools graduate, and only 32% of all students leave high school qualified to attend four-year colleges."[7] "Nationally, about 160,000 students miss school daily because they fear being bullied," and in Hawaii students viciously fight each other and post videos of it on Youtube.com. One victim is now "being homeschooled at state expense."[7]

In response to the perception that schools have stopped teaching morality, many state education departments have or are in the process of developing "morality" that avoid good and evil, right and wrong, and instead present under the heading of "character" education.[8] The lack of appreciation for right and wrong can surprise outsiders, and even school principals. When one public school student was charged with felony computer crime for altering the grades of 20 students, the principal said, we "want to teach them what's right and wrong, and it's tough for some kids to catch on to the idea that changing grades is the wrong thing to do." [8]

That article looks like it was written by one of those not quite ready for college public school students who looked up a whole bunch of "facts" on the internet and pasted them together without any attempt at structure or coherence.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,01:16   

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That article looks like it was written by one of those not quite ready for college public school students who looked up a whole bunch of "facts" on the internet and pasted them together without any attempt at structure or coherence.

Andy Schlafly likes showing everyone that he's just as biased as he is unintelligent. His stupid frothing against Lenski is some of the dumbest stuff I've ever seen.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,02:03   

... at least there is some honesty and consistency there, compared to Ftk and the other Uddites who dance and sway to imply the same but avoid actually saying anything of substance.

  
tmtoulouse



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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,02:04   

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Andy Schlafly likes showing everyone that he's just as biased as he is unintelligent. His stupid frothing against Lenski is some of the dumbest stuff I've ever seen.

Even better was his time spent at the talk.origins usenet group:

Hardcore Schlafly idiocy

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,02:22   

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The  Piltdown hoax was possible precisely because the physical data was kept under lock-and-key and away from the eyes of unbiased non-Darwinians, who, if given the chance, would have spotted that the bones were unrelated right away. Even if Prof. Lenski were to provide the public with digital versions of the data, what assurances would we have that the data wasn't doctored? If we assume his Darwinian principles were no check on his willingness to publish a falsified paper, then why would we then assume they would prevent him from falsifying data? On the other hand, it would be impossible for Prof. Lenski to falsify the physical data residing in the actual bacteria, as that would require a massive program of genetic engineering. Only by allowing unbiased conservative scientists access to samples of the bacteria colonies can we assure that we aren't witnessing another Piltdown hoax, as the Darwinian community has a reputation for perpetrating them.

As to the practicality of this, only scrapings of the cultures would be needed for reculturing, not the entire original petri dish as "porkchop" implies above. These can be stored in standard cryogenic ampules that take up very little space. The Discovery Institute surely has cryogenic facilities in their labs and would be willing to host the collection under the auspices of Conservapedia. Dr. Richard Paley 10:50, 19 June 2008 (EDT)

How little space? Will a broom closet suffice? Or maybe a P.O. Box?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,06:39   

Cryogenic ampules?!

I haven't done lab work for a few years.  Is this the new name for a polythene tube that can withstand -80C?

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,06:41   

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Cryogenic ampules?!

I haven't done lab work for a few years.  Is this the new name for a polythene tube that can withstand -80C?

I had an ampule under my left armpit once. Very painful.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,08:09   

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Cryogenic ampules?!

I haven't done lab work for a few years.  Is this the new name for a polythene tube that can withstand -80C?

No.  Theyre called cryovials.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,08:18   

baah.  i almost pointed out how stupid "The DI surely has a cryogenics lab" then I realized that was a mole.  good one, jesus, good one.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,09:27   

If you don't already have a conservapedia account get one now ;-)

MUCH funner than "moling" at UD...

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,09:42   

He can only find 7 people to sign his petition with him:

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Current total of supporters: 7


Like UD, I suspect there are many more in the audience than there are clowns on the stage. In a way its comforting that humanity can't produce too many TARD evangelicals.

I wonder if he'll be petitioning God anytime soon for full details of how creation happened?

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,10:03   

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He can only find 7 people to sign his petition with him:

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Current total of supporters: 7


Like UD, I suspect there are many more in the audience than there are clowns on the stage. In a way its comforting that humanity can't produce too many TARD evangelicals.

I wonder if he'll be petitioning God anytime soon for full details of how creation happened?

He had almost 20, it just turns out they were all names of European football stars.........

  
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,10:10   

I bet Ronnie van Zant would sign his position.

god that is hilarious.  this is what happens when sock puppets run amok.  tmtoulouse how do you deal with Poe?

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,10:26   

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I bet Ronnie van Zant would sign his position.

god that is hilarious.  this is what happens when sock puppets run amok.  tmtoulouse how do you deal with Poe?

Mostly through endless debate......


Actually the What is going on at CP usually focuses on the known players. The site administrators and sometimes the gems from Schlafly's homeschool students (he actually holds classes for homeschoolers, when is it school and not homeschool? And don't think too hard about him as a teacher it is depressing).

Then a great deal of time is spent discussing if someone is a sock or a parodist as well, there is currently a debate about the Bugler character.

Finally, a non-insignificant number of individuals that do the really deep cover sockpuppets and parodist have been long time members of our site. There are several behind the scenes ways to alert regulars of socks that someone is running and then attempts are made not to "out" them on RW till they out themselves.

Many people play the game of trying to get admin rights at CP as a hobby. Usually once they get them they out themselves in somewhat humorous ways. That in turn makes it harder for the next one, but that is the game.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,12:25   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ June 25 2008,06:41)
Quote (Bob O'H @ June 25 2008,07:39)
Cryogenic ampules?!

I haven't done lab work for a few years.  Is this the new name for a polythene tube that can withstand -80C?

I had an ampule under my left armpit once. Very painful.

No no no no. That was a pusvial. Ampules are measurements of very low energy electronics. The next green gadgets. Including: Low energy reality TV broadcasts, low energy electric can openers, low energy electric bicycles, low energy electric pencil sharpeners, low energy personal fans and the like.

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,12:27   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ June 25 2008,09:27)
If you don't already have a conservapedia account get one now ;-)

MUCH funner than "moling" at UD...

Someone managed to put 2 and 2 together and my IP is banned. :( I registered as 'rabid god warrior'. I don't know what happened.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,12:34   

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The Discovery Institute surely has cryogenic facilities in their labs

The Discovery Institute has 'labs'?

Black or Golden?

(And stop calling me 'Shirley'.)

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ERV



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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,12:48   

Anyone have the text of the third letter to Lenski?  CP is down again.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,13:02   

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Anyone have the text of the third letter to Lenski?  CP is down again.

RW is hosting the whole exchange:

Here

Our server is running a little slow from the traffic increase but I think we should stay up.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2008,13:09   

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Anyone have the text of the third letter to Lenski?  CP is down again.

there's a third letter?


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