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damitall



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2015,09:24   

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Current UD regular ppolish introduces a new intelligent design measuring unit:
       
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Zach, this fish is a model of ID and guided purposeful evolution:
http://www.nature.com/news........15778

For this fish to give rise to a mammal a hundred or so million years from now would require gobs of ID. Boggles the mind.

UD link, my emphasis.

Problem is he doesn't reveal exactly how large a gob is. Hazarding a guess though, given that several of them together are enough to boggle the mind: 10 or more dembskis?

Is it possible to express "gobs" in "demskis"?

If wavelength can equal frequency, then surly gobs can equal dembskis.

Dunno, but "surly gobs" is surely a great description of the average ID supporter at UD!

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2015,11:04   

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Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ April 02 2015,15:17)
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Current UD regular ppolish introduces a new intelligent design measuring unit:
       
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Zach, this fish is a model of ID and guided purposeful evolution:
http://www.nature.com/news........15778

For this fish to give rise to a mammal a hundred or so million years from now would require gobs of ID. Boggles the mind.

UD link, my emphasis.

Problem is he doesn't reveal exactly how large a gob is. Hazarding a guess though, given that several of them together are enough to boggle the mind: 10 or more dembskis?

Is it possible to express "gobs" in "demskis"?

If wavelength can equal frequency, then surly gobs can equal dembskis.

Dunno, but "surly gobs" is surely a great description of the average ID supporter at UD!

Who says ID doesn't progress?  

From Goddidit to Gobdidit.

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Glen Davidson



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2015,11:12   

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Current UD regular ppolish introduces a new intelligent design measuring unit:
         
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Zach, this fish is a model of ID and guided purposeful evolution:
http://www.nature.com/news........15778

For this fish to give rise to a mammal a hundred or so million years from now would require gobs of ID. Boggles the mind.

UD link, my emphasis.

Problem is he doesn't reveal exactly how large a gob is. Hazarding a guess though, given that several of them together are enough to boggle the mind: 10 or more dembskis?

Is it possible to express "gobs" in "demskis"?

If wavelength can equal frequency, then surly gobs can equal dembskis.

Dunno, but "surly gobs" is surely a great description of the average ID supporter at UD!

Who says ID doesn't progress?  

From Goddidit to Gobdidit.

"Surly Gob did it" might explain a lot of pathogens, too, which IDiots have thus far failed to explain as being the result of Divine Purpose.

Glen Davidson

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2015,15:43   

Is "gob" short for "gobbledegook"?

  
NoName



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2015,16:25   

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Is "gob" short for "gobbledegook"?

I thought he was the annoying git on Arrested Development.

  
Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2015,16:58   

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Is "gob" short for "gobbledegook"?

I thought he was the annoying git on Arrested Development.

There is a certain similarity between watching Gob Bluth do magic and watching IDiots do science.

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midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2015,17:42   

Woody Allen had a gob in Take The Money And Run.

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Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: April 03 2015,03:26   

Quote (Henry J @ April 02 2015,15:43)
Is "gob" short for "gobbledegook"?

I don't think so - that sounds far too posh for the sort of people who use the word "gob".

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Glen Davidson



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(Permalink) Posted: April 03 2015,22:49   

Bung:

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kf, it’s not likely you will ever get the recognition you deserve, but keep up the good fight.

God Bless


Oh, he's gotten much of the recognition he deserves in some places--like here.

But perhaps more people need to be repelled by bad philosophy and worse science, so Bung could have a point.

Glen Davidson

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Woodbine



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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2015,10:42   

Mapou....



http://rebelscience.blogspot.co.uk/....t.co.uk

Edited by Woodbine on April 04 2015,16:43

  
Glen Davidson



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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2015,11:01   

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Mapou....



http://rebelscience.blogspot.co.uk/....t.c....t.co.uk

Now why didn't I think of that?

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CeilingCat



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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2015,11:14   

Posted one day early.

  
midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2015,11:18   

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki....po

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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2015,11:53   

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Mapou....



http://rebelscience.blogspot.co.uk/....t.c....t.co.uk

This year's winner of the Paul Nelson "Coming Soon" award.

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Woodbine



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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2015,13:15   

You know I'd have a lot more respect for Nelson if he just outright said "Fuck it guys....I can't be arsed with this monograph shit; I've moved on".

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2015,13:26   

Nelson *Did* basically give up, IIRC. I think you can prob find it somewhere on Pharyngula.

   
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2015,22:57   

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Mapou....



http://rebelscience.blogspot.co.uk/....t.c....t.co.uk

I think this is the operative factor:

"OK, I was confused, probably on account of being stoned. Weed does that to you."

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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2015,10:56   

The entropy of Jesus. No, really.

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bornagain77: A few notes on Jesus rising from the dead and entropy


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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2015,11:14   

JoeTard's YEC leanings always manage to leak out...

 
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From what I can gather, the word “creationist” means “one who can properly assess the evidence”.


The thread where he's severely misundertstand the meaning of a planet's rotational speed is high comedy too.   :D

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2015,12:33   

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The thread where he's severely misundertstand the meaning of a planet's rotational speed is high comedy too.   :D

Oh, he put his own spin on the rotation thing?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2015,16:26   

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The entropy of Jesus. No, really.

   
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bornagain77: A few notes on Jesus rising from the dead and entropy

And don't forget the Shroud of Turin!
 
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,,in light of this ‘spiritual’ dilemma, it is interesting to point out a subtle nuance on the Shroud of Turin. Namely that Gravity (i.e. General Relativity) was overcome in the resurrection event of Christ:

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2015,18:43   

Only Barry could take a turd and make it turdier. Bravo, UD, bravo.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2015,18:55   

Quote (CeilingCat @ April 05 2015,16:26)
Quote (Zachriel @ April 05 2015,10:56)
The entropy of Jesus. No, really.

   
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bornagain77: A few notes on Jesus rising from the dead and entropy

And don't forget the Shroud of Turin!
   
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,,in light of this ‘spiritual’ dilemma, it is interesting to point out a subtle nuance on the Shroud of Turin. Namely that Gravity (i.e. General Relativity) was overcome in the resurrection event of Christ:

Thank Jesus we don't need to worry about General Relativity any more!

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2015,19:42   

So did the General get promoted, or demoted?

  
Glen Davidson



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(Permalink) Posted: April 06 2015,12:28   

What a dumbass Murray is:

   
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In a courtroom, for example, the entire case depends on testimony, even when there is physical evidence, because the jury relies upon the testimony of those that produce and explain what the physical evidence is, how it is relevant, and explains why it is important to the case. Unless the jurors are swabbing cheeks and conducting DNA tests themselves, the DNA evidence is in principle nothing more than the testimony of an expert witness. The jurors have no means of ascertaining the DNA “facts” for themselves; they entirely rely upon the testimony of what they assume to be a highly credible witness.


No, in principle DNA is is anything but the testimony of an expert witness.  That's why it's important.  True, it has to be reported to others, ideally by experts with integrity (a potential weak link, and lying experts have perverted the use of DNA evidence), but its value is in part that it doesn't depend upon eyewitnesses, who are of value but often get things wrong.

And of course just any testimony isn't even allowed in court.  No more witchfinder testimony, witnesses who were hypnotized and interrogated about the matter are disallowed, idiot "expert testimony" isn't allowed, and psychic drivel that supposedly relates to the case isn't allowed.  Pseudoscience isn't considered to be evidence, IOW, and basically, no one cares about your religious experience

Essentially, not all testimony is considered to be evidence, especially if it involves phenomena not corroborated by non-testimonial evidence (notwithstanding the fact that it has to be reported by someone).  Salem kind of put a damper on that.

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The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2015,01:03   

Make hotel reservations and start packing your bags. Attending this "Scientific" conference is a must for anyone who wants to follow "The Truth, Wherever It Leads".

http://www.uncommondescent.com/neurosc....omments


ETA: At the conference circle jerk, there will be a:

"2:00 PM Panel Discussion with Responders: William Dembski, Ph.D (Discovery Institute), Fazale Rana, Ph.D. (Reasons to Believe), and Joel Chan, Ph.D. (Human-Computer Interaction Institute, Carnegie-Mellon University)"  (bolding in original)

http://www.christianscientific.org/details....tsburgh

Edited by The whole truth on April 06 2015,23:13

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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2015,09:47   

Johnnyb starts a thread titled What is Intelligent Design?, ostensibly to explain to newcomers what ID is.

Batshit77, Kariosflatus, and the rest of the IDiots post multiple comments all attacking Darwinism. Piotr and Aurelio Smith call them on it, ask why everyone is attacking Darwinism when the OP topic is ID.  Batshit77 produces his predictable knee-jerk long C&Ped garbage, KF clutches his pearls even tighter and complains to being taunted.  Johnnyb starts blithering about "active information".   We even have a sidetrack about YEC Paul Giem's claims of coal being C14 dated to 50K years. Not a single post by the IDiots is on the OP topic.

Another day at the clown circus.  :D

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"All the evidence supports Creation baraminology"
"If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic."
"Jews and Christians are Muslims."

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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2015,10:51   

Quote (The whole truth @ April 07 2015,00:03)
Make hotel reservations and start packing your bags. Attending this "Scientific" conference is a must for anyone who wants to follow "The Truth, Wherever It Leads".

http://www.uncommondescent.com/neurosc....omments


ETA: At the conference circle jerk, there will be a:

"2:00 PM Panel Discussion with Responders: William Dembski, Ph.D (Discovery Institute), Fazale Rana, Ph.D. (Reasons to Believe), and Joel Chan, Ph.D. (Human-Computer Interaction Institute, Carnegie-Mellon University)"  (bolding in original)

http://www.christianscientific.org/details....tsburgh

I'd contribute to a GoFundMe program to send Wesley or someone to the Panel "Discussion" for Dembsi to "respond" to.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2015,13:54   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 07 2015,09:47)
Johnnyb starts a thread titled What is Intelligent Design?, ostensibly to explain to newcomers what ID is.

Batshit77, Kariosflatus, and the rest of the IDiots post multiple comments all attacking Darwinism. Piotr and Aurelio Smith call them on it, ask why everyone is attacking Darwinism when the OP topic is ID.  Batshit77 produces his predictable knee-jerk long C&Ped garbage, KF clutches his pearls even tighter and complains to being taunted.  Johnnyb starts blithering about "active information".   We even have a sidetrack about YEC Paul Giem's claims of coal being C14 dated to 50K years. Not a single post by the IDiots is on the OP topic.

Another day at the clown circus.  :D

Everyone's favorite attention whore / flaming asshole Joe Gallien shows up in the thread defending the YEC "C14 in coal shows Earth is young" idea.  Of course Chubs is the same guy who last year explained away all the radiometric data by claiming the Earth is young but the "Intelligent Designer" made it out of billion-years-old materials.

Joke Gallien - so ronery he'll say anything at any time it if gets people to pay attention to him.    :p

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"CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way"
"All the evidence supports Creation baraminology"
"If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic."
"Jews and Christians are Muslims."

- Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2015,15:08   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 07 2015,13:54)
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 07 2015,09:47)
Johnnyb starts a thread titled What is Intelligent Design?, ostensibly to explain to newcomers what ID is.

Batshit77, Kariosflatus, and the rest of the IDiots post multiple comments all attacking Darwinism. Piotr and Aurelio Smith call them on it, ask why everyone is attacking Darwinism when the OP topic is ID.  Batshit77 produces his predictable knee-jerk long C&Ped garbage, KF clutches his pearls even tighter and complains to being taunted.  Johnnyb starts blithering about "active information".   We even have a sidetrack about YEC Paul Giem's claims of coal being C14 dated to 50K years. Not a single post by the IDiots is on the OP topic.

Another day at the clown circus.  :D

Everyone's favorite attention whore / flaming asshole Joe Gallien shows up in the thread defending the YEC "C14 in coal shows Earth is young" idea.  Of course Chubs is the same guy who last year explained away all the radiometric data by claiming the Earth is young but the "Intelligent Designer" made it out of billion-years-old materials.

Joke Gallien - so ronery he'll say anything at any time it if gets people to pay attention to him.    :p

He's a bolt-on YEC Jebus fundy. He's too chicken to give his honest opinions on the age of the earth (BUT IT WAS DESIGNED!)

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