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The Ghost of Paley



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 09 2007,11:46   

This must be where k.e. tries out new material. Not a bad parody, all things considered. People from Seattle could probably relate.

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 10 2007,18:26   

Quote (The Ghost of Paley @ Feb. 09 2007,11:46)
This must be where k.e. tries out new material. Not a bad parody, all things considered. People from Seattle could probably relate.


I don't think so Paley.  I was banned from UD in
October.

Were you really born in 1906 or is that a spoof?

I'm goin' to the Keys fishin' for 4 days tomarrow.

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"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 10 2007,18:35   

Hey Paley, are you wondering why nobody talks to you except the nutters . . . . .?

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 10 2007,18:37   

Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Feb. 10 2007,19:35)
Hey Paley, are you wondering why nobody talks to you except the nutters . . . . .?

I'm going to preserve this here in case Lenny rereads it and tries to cover it up.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 10 2007,20:35   

Quote (stevestory @ Feb. 10 2007,18:37)
Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Feb. 10 2007,19:35)
Hey Paley, are you wondering why nobody talks to you except the nutters . . . . .?

I'm going to preserve this here in case Lenny rereads it and tries to cover it up.


:)

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The Ghost of Paley



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 11 2007,15:36   

hereoisreal:

Quote
Quote
(The Ghost of Paley @ Feb. 09 2007,11:46)
This must be where k.e. tries out new material. Not a bad parody, all things considered. People from Seattle could probably relate.



I don't think so Paley.  I was banned from UD in
October.


?????

Quote
Were you really born in 1906 or is that a spoof?


Definitely a joke. My year of birth, that is.....

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 19 2007,23:28   

It rained two of the four days in the Keys.  Didn't
catch any fish but had some time to think:

Did "Let there be light." fall on deaf ears?

Which came first... one mouth to speak, two ears to hear, two eyes in the dark, or light?

Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

What do you call a duck counting sheep?
A tally quacker


Did you hear about the egg nostic who doesn't believe chickens come from eggs?

It's not a creationest's responsibility to prove there is a creator.  With life being a fact,
the burden  seems to lie with science to prove otherwise.

Zero

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Steviepinhead



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2007,01:57   

Dude, seriously.

Eh, never mind.

More fishing.  Less thinking.  Couldn't hurt.

  
Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2007,02:06   

Quote
More fishing.  Less thinking.  Couldn't hurt.


I've been thinking the same thing all day for some reason.

coincidence?

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Steviepinhead



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 26 2007,17:16   

So I just got back from a ski trip to Colorado.

One of the other participants (a college classmate) managed to work both fly-fishing and break-dancing into this same ski vacation (I only managed to work in museum-going and margarita-disappearing...).

On the first day that he went fishing, he caught one fish.  On the second day he went fishing, he caught ten fish.

Now, think about it: he just happened (according to those numerology-denying materialists) to jump one whole power of fish-catchery while going from one day to the next...

On top of which, in two days, he caught a total of eleven fish!  The cool part is that two (the number of days spent productively fishing in a row) is the sum of 1 + 1, while eleven (the total fish catch) consists of two ones ordered sequentially (a one in the ones column and a one in the tens column)...!

I mean, give me a break!  How "probable" is it that this would result from sheer randomness?

And, of course, since Colorado is a catch-and-release state, the actual throughput of all this fish production was zero, which rhymes with the nickname of the veriest founder of this veriest numerological thread...!

Furthermore, the subject of all this catch-and-releasery was the fish--the veriest symbol of the apple of hero's numerological eye.

(You know the guy I'm talking about: the fisher of men!)

And one of said fish-guy's most majorest miracles was the loaves and fishes!

That's right, kiddies!

And how do you go about turning a finite amount of fish into an infinite source of abundance?

Why, catch and release, of course!  The modern ecological equivalent of that mythical miracle...

And what's the symbol for infinity: why that little sideways eight symbol.  And if we subtract the one fish caught on day one plus the two ones used in counting the number of fish caught on day two from the total number of fish caught, you get--that's right!--eight!  The number which, turned sideways, symbolizes infinity, which stands (in this, our little parable) for both the boundless generosity of the biosystem and the boundless generosity of zero's worship-object.

And another way of looking at that infinity symbol is as two zeroes, side by side.  Which brings us back around--as if in an endless loop--to our numero-rhythmic thread-hero.

And to the net number of fish remaining after each day's catch-and-release operation...  (And one uses a net, of course, to catch what, good people?)

Finally, notice the nom-de-screen of the last (that is, the one before this one) commentator above: Ichthyic...!  And the topic of the last two comments: fishing...!

I could keep going, but I've scared myself enough for one foray*...

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* One could also represent "foray" by means of the soundalike "4A."  Of course, A is the first letter in the alphabet, for which we could substitute the first number, or one.  Four consists of two twos, and each of those twos consists of two ones...!

Aaaiiieee!  Help me, fish-guy, for mine eyes (which we could represent as two zeroes, side-by-side) have seen the light...!

Speaking of which, I just had a cataract-removal operation, such that, on this very same skiing-fishing trip, I really did see more light!  And the only vowel in "skiing" or "fishing" is an "i".  Which we pronounce as if it were spelled--say it with me now, people!--"eye."  And, in the Roman numbering system, "i" equals one.

***I better quit while I'm behind***

  
Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 26 2007,18:19   

um, based on the level of accuracy of your parody, I'd be a little worried, if I were you.

;)

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2007,08:38   

Steve:

And, in the Roman numbering system, "i" equals one.

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Some circular logic:

I = 9
I = me, 13 (m) + 5 (e)
I = 1+3+5 (ace) so:
I = one

A piece of "money" = one

Mat 17:27  Notwithstanding, lest we should offend them, go thou to the sea,

and cast an hook, and take up the fish that first cometh up; and when thou

hast opened his mouth, thou shalt find a piece of money: that take, and give

unto them for me and thee.

135 x one week (7 x 24) = 22,680 ( love x G x O x D)

153 (fish) x 351 (God) + 1001 = 54,704 ( love, God)

(3 x God) x 22,680 = God x God x God  (704 x 54 x 1260)

351 + 9 = 360 (one)

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2007,17:28   

Archie, have you seen the movie "23" yet?

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2007,17:43   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Feb. 27 2007,17:28)
Archie, have you seen the movie "23" yet?

No, why?

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Steviepinhead



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 28 2007,16:39   

(Sigh)

Some people are irony proof.

Whether that "means" anything, numerologically speaking, I neither know nor care.

How cool is that?

  
Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 28 2007,17:09   

Quote
How cool is that?


worthy of hoisting a brew in your direction.

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"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 28 2007,17:49   

Dudes, don't disturb Zero while he is busy talking to himself.

He might wander off.  And we don't want that . . . . . .

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,21:54   

Comment by Salvador T. Cordova, IDEA GMU — August 3, 2006:

If I might give my ranking of the analogies in science with #1 being the strongest in terms of acceptance as “valid”:
1. Mathematics
2. Physics and Chemistry
3. Engineering
4. Biological Structure
5. Biological Function
6. historical hypotheses
#1 and #2 are so central to science they are adopted as articles of faith. Given analgous experimental conditions, we expect analogous experimental results.

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Sal,I like the way you think. If the numbers
don’t add up, sumthin’s not right.

Something from nothing:

O = one sign
O = no sign
O = nothing  “The prince of this world cometh and has nothing in me”
O = zero
O = ought
O = nought
O = gap filler “none”  “I looked for a man to fill the gap and found “none”.
O = 360 degrees
O = a circle (a minute, an hour, a day, a year, one revolution)
O = something without beginning nor end.
O is the middle of time.
O is the middle of size.
O is the middle of direction, ground zero.
O is the middle between the beginning and end.
O is the middle between the first and last.
O is the middle between G & D.
O is the middle (one fold) between the two ends of infinity, big and small.

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,19:26   

What do you call a fish without an "eye"?

Fsh.

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 07 2007,00:39   

No matter how hard I try, I can't imagine something more
beautiful than reality.  That's the reason I believe it's mind made.

Luk 12:27 Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you, that Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.



Zero

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: April 03 2007,08:31   

Copied from
http://richarddawkins.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=167047#167047


Dave, did you ever give one of your kids a presant in a box and when he
opens it, he  looks at the gift a few minutes and then starts playing with
the box.
The Ark is a gift.  The flood was a box.

The Ark

No rudder, no sail
No front, no tail
No left, no right
No lights in sight
No charts, no maps
Some prayers perhaps
No dinghy in tow
No motor to go
One window, one door
3 floors, no more
But it served its purpose.

                          by Zero

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: April 30 2007,23:24   

Just got back from 2 weeks in Hawaii.

paradise (pair rode AZ) Zec 9:9

G x O x D = 420 (360 + 60)

W + O + R + D = 60

W x O x R x D = 24840 (69 x 360)

24,840 + 360 = 25,200 (seventy 360's)

25,200 divided by 420 = 60

John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

Dan 9:24  Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity,
and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy,
and to anoint the most Holy.

Dan 9:25  Know therefore and understand, [that] from the going forth of the commandment to
restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince [shall be] seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

"seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks" = 69 weeks (W x O x R x D)

Check out the beginning, end, and middle.... father, son, and whole sphere (it) at:

http://www.hereoisreal.com

First x last =AZ (126)
126 x it (9 x 20) = 22,680 (63 x 360)

Rev 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

Zero

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: May 03 2007,23:20   

Posted Apr 15th 2007 7:28AM

Don Ho dead at 76
Hawaiian singer Don Ho, whose most famous song was "Tiny Bubbles," died yesterday morning in Honolulu of a heart attack.

With Don Imus's remarks about hoes flooding the news for a week, you might imagine my suspecting the finger of fate in the above news as I and my wife flew off to Hawaii the morning of the 15th.

I had already thought up several hoe jokes, like Imus imitating Santa's, "HO HO HO" etc., when my wife cautioned me not to mention Don Ho in any of those while on our trip.  She thought it would not be in good taste and I agreed.

I was on our balcony aboard ship in Pearl Harbor
naming "hoes":
hosanna, Hose, holy, holey, wholly, etc. when a tugboat passed alongside and docked.  The name on her bow....Namahoe

The evening of the day we returned home, someone won a trip to Hawaii on the Wheel Of Fortune.  We then watched a rerun of "Pearl Harbor".

Luk 23:43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.

Rev 2:7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.

paradise....pair rode AZ   Zec. 9:9

Zero






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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 16 2007,22:46   

Comment by Salvador T. Cordova  August 3, 2006 @ 3:19 pm on Allen MacNeill’s site:
http://evolutionanddesign.blogsome.com/2006...omments

If I might give my ranking of the analogies in science with #1 being the strongest in terms of acceptance as “valid”:
1. Mathematics
2. Physics and Chemistry
3. Engineering
4. Biological Structure
5. Biological Function
6. historical hypotheses
#1 and #2 are so central to science they are adopted as articles of faith. Given analogous experimental conditions, we expect analogous experimental results

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Here is story # 324 from my web site....hereoisreal.com  
 

ONE FOLD

One day 11 years ago I was wondering what Jesus meant when he said, "I have chosen you twelve." I decided to multiply the first twelve numbers together. When I had reached eleven, I ran out of space on my calculator so I started again. I decided to skip the number 10. Then I could get a total for 12 numbers by adding a zero later. The answer I got for these numbers was 47,900,160. I then wrote down 1260 and the numbers for God and love. The total for those three multiplied together equaled 47,900,160. Then I multiplied the Trinity times the Word and came up with 47,900,160. I thought my computer was going berserk.

A week later I took "one fold" and multiplied that by 99 sheep and love. The answer was 47,900,160.
For over 15 more years, I knew there was
a number that when subtracted from the above would result in reversing the 900 and 160, but I didn’’t bother to find it. One night in 1996, I was very bored, so I picked up a calculator and punched in 74, squared it, and then multiplied that by 135. (ace, one)
The result was 739,260. Having no purpose in mind, I then subtracted that from 47,900,160. The answer was 47,160,900.



Mathematically:

God x God x God  ............................... =     47,900,160

70 seven fold x 99 x love...................... =    47,900,160

God x 1260 x love ............................. =     47,900,160

10 % of heaven seven fold x God x God =     47,900,160

704 x 54 x 1260   ..............................=     47,900,160

One x one week x (3xGod) ...............  =     47,900,160

Iron x 2 x God ..................................=     47,900,160

1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x11x12................  =     47,900,160

G x O x D x God x (3 x God)................=     47,900,160

First x last x It x (3 x God).................=     47,900,160

( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ x (3 x God)..=     47,900,160

47,900,160 minus (Jesus squared x one)= 47,160,900

Jhn 1:1  In the beginning was the Word, and the
Word was with God, and the Word was God.

( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ = Love x G x O x D  (22,680)   John 1:1
22,680 x 1.5 = iron   (34,020)    
AZ + half AZ x (love + AZ) = iron   Zec. 9;9
God x love over two = iron  ( i x r x o x n ) Rev 12:5


Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2007,13:57   

Dude, you have a mental illness.  Get help.  I'm not joking.

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2007,20:00   

Quote (hereoisreal @ May 03 2007,23:20)
Posted Apr 15th 2007 7:28AM

Don Ho dead at 76
Hawaiian singer Don Ho, whose most famous song was "Tiny Bubbles," died yesterday morning in Honolulu of a heart attack.

With Don Imus's remarks about hoes flooding the news for a week, you might imagine my suspecting the finger of fate in the above news as I and my wife flew off to Hawaii the morning of the 15th.

I had already thought up several hoe jokes, like Imus imitating Santa's, "HO HO HO" etc., when my wife cautioned me not to mention Don Ho in any of those while on our trip.  She thought it would not be in good taste and I agreed.

I was on our balcony aboard ship in Pearl Harbor
naming "hoes":
hosanna, Hose, holy, holey, wholly, etc. when a tugboat passed alongside and docked.  The name on her bow....Namahoe

The evening of the day we returned home, someone won a trip to Hawaii on the Wheel Of Fortune.  We then watched a rerun of "Pearl Harbor".

Luk 23:43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.

Rev 2:7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.

paradise....pair rode AZ   Zec. 9:9

Zero





A couple of weeks after we got back from Hawaii,
I was standing in my driveway , leaning on a hoe
while talking to my widow neighbor when another
neighbor pulled to a stop and exclaimed, " A man and
his hoe!"
The widow turned to him and said, " I resent that remark."

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SOUTHWARD HO

by Tom Hemingway

    It's Monday, September 10, 2001, and I'm playing
golf with a foursome at La Cita Country Club in Titusville, Florida. I'm riding with my good friend Denis Haggerty, a retired pro football player, and probably doing more talking than playing.
    We had torrential rain yesterday, courtesy of
hurricane Erwin, which has passed by and headed
for Long Island, New York.
    Our course drains well so we were able to play
"cart paths only".  
    Along about the 6th hole, my first experience
with a hurricane came to mind.  I said to Denis, "Being
a Pennsylvania boy, I didn't have any idea what
a hurricane was all about until we were invited to Long
Island in the  early 50's for the wedding of my
friend Jack Dwyer's sister.
    The power was out and the rain was teeming down.
We wrapped  the bride in sheets and carried her into the
candle lit church for the ceremony.
    Afterward we went to a reception at a country club,
I think, is named Westward Ho."
    Denis, a Long Islander, replied, "It must have been
Southward Ho in Brightwaters."
    With my memory being what it is at this stage
in my life, I didn't argue.
    On my drive at the 8th hole, I pulled my ball
into the woods. While looking for my errant shot,
I found an old, algae encrusted ball and picked it
up out of the moss.
    At the next tee I washed my ball and the one I had found.
    When Denis completed his tee shot, I said,
"Look at the logo on this old ball I found. It says,
' SOUTHWARD HO COUNTRY CLUB' ".
    Neither Denis nor I had been near that club in over 40 years.

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HO! HO! HO!

    Saturday, 13 March, 2004, Tom gave me a copy
of the above story because I knew about it and wanted
to include it on my web page. I was almost finished copying it into my computer when my wife called me to dinner.    
    While eating, I had the Golf Channel on. The announcer on Golf Central said that three golfers who had never had hole-in-ones accomplished the feat together. Two on one hole and the other on
the next par 3.

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Did you hear about the spanish plumber who had twin boys?
He named one Hose and the  other Hose B.

Zero

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 23 2007,11:40   

The shuttle just launched.
Did you see where the Russians put up a launch yesterday?
Put five cows in orbit.  They said it was the first herd
shot round the world.  Bet it cost a lotta moola.
Sounds like utter confusion to me.  Anyway, they said they were gonna party
til the cows came home.
You gotta milk those for all they’re worth.

Here is  more detail to my previous post on 47 mil
and I’ve numbered them for easy reference:

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Comment by Salvador T. Cordova  August 3, 2006 @ 3:19 pm

on Allen MacNeill’s site:
http://evolutionanddesign.blogsome.com/2006....omments

If I might give my ranking of the analogies in science
with #1 being the strongest in terms of acceptance as “valid”:

1. Mathematics
2. Physics and Chemistry
3. Engineering
4. Biological Structure
5. Biological Function
6. historical hypotheses
#1 and #2 are so central to science they are adopted as articles of faith. Given analogous experimental conditions, we expect analogous experimental results

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Here is story # 324 from my web site.   http://www.hereoisreal.com
 

ONE FOLD
One day 11 years ago I was wondering what Jesus meant when he said,
"I have chosen you twelve." I decided to multiply the first twelve
numbers together. When I had reached eleven, I ran out of space
on my calculator so I started again. I decided to skip the number 10.
Then I could get a total for 12 numbers by adding a zero later.
The answer I got for these numbers was 47,900,160. I then wrote
down 1260 and the numbers for God and love. The total for those
three multiplied together equaled 47,900,160. Then I multiplied the
Trinity times the Word and came up with 47,900,160. I thought my
computer was going berserk.
A week later I took "one fold" and multiplied that by 99 sheep and love.
The answer was 47,900,160. For over 15 more years, I knew there was
a number that when subtracted from the above would result
in reversing the 900 and 160, but I didn’t bother to find it.
One night in 1996, I was very bored, so I picked up a calculator
and punched in 74, squared it, and then multiplied that by 135. (ace, one)
The result was 739,260. Having no purpose in mind, I then
subtracted that from 47,900,160.  The answer was 47,160,900.
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Mathematically:

(1)    God x God x God  ............................................ =    47,900,160
(2)    70 seven fold x 99 x love................................... =    47,900,160
(3)    God x 1260 x love ............................................ =    47,900,160
(4)    10 %  of heaven seven fold x God x God ............ =    47,900,160
(5)    10 % of heaven seven fold x (Eve + 22)
        x (Eve x 22)..................................................... =    47,900,160
        Eve, the mother of all living, x 22 = God
        Eve, the mother of all living, + 22 = God
        Eve + v (22) might look like ‘Ewe’ as in ‘Ewe 12'
       ‘U 12' (2112) = 3 x 704 (God)
(6)    (Eve x 22) x (Eve + 22) x seven circles folded ..=     47,900,160
(7)    704 x 1260 x 54  ........................................ =     47,900,160
       704 x 1260 = 32 x 77 x 360 .....so
(8)      Eve x Christ x 360 x love (54).................... =      47,900,160
(9)      One x one week x (3xGod) ....................... =       47,900,160
(10)    Iron x 2 x God ......................................... =      47,900,160
(11)   1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x11x12....................  =     47,900,160
         (10 % of ‘you 12')
(12)    G x O x D x God x (3 x God)........................ =     47,900,160
(13)    First x last x It x (3 x God).......................... =     47,900,160
(14)    ( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ x (3 x God)........... =     47,900,160
(15)   47,900,160 minus (Jesus squared x one) ... ....=     47,160,900

Jhn 1:1  In the beginning was the Word, and the
Word was with God, and the Word was God.

( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ = Love x G x O x D  (22,680)   John 1:1
22,680 x 1.5 = iron   (34,020)    
AZ + half AZ x (love + AZ) = iron   Zec. 9;9
God x love over two = iron  ( i x r x o x n ) Rev 12:5 & Psa 2:9


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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 24 2007,09:45   

I have known for some time what Jesus meant when he
said in John 15:13, " Greater love hath no man than this,
that a man lay down his life for his friends."

Early yesterday morning I was thinking about that.
I recalled having saved my 3 year old's life when
he fell into the water when we were on a fishing
trip in the winter.  Without thinking, I was in the water.
Anyone else would have done the same thing
in a heart beat. It takes more love to risk your life
for a neighbor or stranger than a family member.

As has happened many times before, a coincidence
occured as I picked up the 'Florida Today' minutes
later and read the front page headline:

"Man dies rescuing author from sea"  

a total stranger

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 24 2007,10:10   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 24 2007,09:45)
I have known for some time what Jesus meant when he
said in John 15:13, " Greater love hath no man than this,
that a man lay down his life for his friends."

I thought you were supposed to love God the most. Enough to kill your kids for. Now I'm confused.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 24 2007,10:25   

Richard, IMO, that is a trap God set.
 
The plan of salvation is spelled out word by word starting
with Eze. 33:11.
I am of the old school.  I believe that what God says stays said
and that which is written in stone twice is written in stone.
I am not Jewish.

Zero

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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