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Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,04:33    Quote (KenGee @ Sep. 17 2009,03:54) While Rugby is okay if you want to play a real game then Aussie Rules Football is the best. You can tell that because only the Irish will play us at it, and that’s only if we go easy on them. Excuses.... -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

Stephen Elliott Posts: 1776 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,04:42    Quote (bfish @ Sep. 17 2009,00:29) ...Baseball defense involves not only catching balls in the air, but also catching ground balls, and throwing, neither of which I saw on the cricket highlight video. Perhaps they are part of cricket as well... They are a part but not called catches. In cricket a "catch" is specifically preventing the ball from hitting the ground after the batsman has hit it. This puts the batter out. That is Caught out. Catching the ball on the ground can be referred to as a scoop. If this is followed by a throw which eventually hits the wicket, knocking the bails off while the batsman is outside the crease, the batsman is out. That is run/ran out. A batsman can also be bowled out. If the bowler hits the batsman's wicket with the ball, knocking the bails off, the batsman is out. If the batsman's leg gets hit by the bowled ball and the umpire thinks that the ball would have hit the wicket if the batsman's leg had not got in the way, the batsman is out. These are bowled out. The former is clean bowled, the latter is bowled out leg before wicket (or LBW). Bowling run out   Bowled out

KenGee Posts: 53 Joined: Oct. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,05:18    Quote (Amadan @ Sep. 17 2009,04:33) Quote (KenGee @ Sep. 17 2009,03:54) While Rugby is okay if you want to play a real game then Aussie Rules Football is the best. You can tell that because only the Irish will play us at it, and that’s only if we go easy on them. Excuses.... Ha Ha We aren't playing you this year because last year our chaps gave your chaps a few friendly love taps and now you say we are too rough. Stone the crows we only did cause we like you. :p -------------- "Proteins are not produced by a chemical reaction, they are manufactured by machinery that is programmed through a base-four digital code. " Frilly Gilly on LIfe

dheddle Posts: 545 Joined: Sep. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,06:49    Quote (Occam's Toothbrush @ Sep. 17 2009,03:54)   Quote (carlsonjok @ Sep. 16 2009,22:20)       Quote (Louis @ Sep. 16 2009,15:23) I know you consider it optional to be minimally informed before holding forth on a subject, but really Heddle, this is bad even for you. Oh, lighten up. Heddle's contrived machismo and posturing is all just compensation for his diminutive.........automobile*. * Not that there is anything wrong with a Honda Element.  Out here in Real America, there are any number of soccer mom's that drive them. Apparently they are well received by trendy gay men as well.* ____ *Not that there's anything wrong with that! Oh noes--I've been worried about this since I started having feelings that I'd like to move to London. -------------- Mysticism is a rational enterprise. Religion is not. The mystic has recognized something about the nature of consciousness prior to thought, and this recognition is susceptible to rational discussion. The mystic has reason for what he believes, and these reasons are empirical. --Sam Harris

Stephen Elliott Posts: 1776 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,06:58    This thread has got bloody funny. It is "all over the place" and so much better than any fundy site I have seen.

fusilier Posts: 252 Joined: Feb. 2003 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,07:02    Quote (Stephen Elliott @ Sep. 16 2009,19:29) Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Sep. 16 2009,18:09)   Quote Whilst it might have been nice to hold onto the colonies it was far nicer to bring everyone home and annoy the French in some wars on a proper continent ok Louis, the first round's on you if we meet! I'll show you some french! Do not forget your white flag. I doubt that you would, it is item 1 in any French survival kit.   :D cochonchien Anglais! The white flag is the flag of His Most Christian Majesty of france.  Of Course you fly it, since we would never shoot at le bien amie's banner! The French signal for a parley - to permit you to survive for a few more miserable years- is a red flag, since that is the color of the your greatclothes and the blood you would otherwise shed. fusilier, soldat, le compagnie franche de Muy, de la Marine, du Detroit, poste de la Miamis, detachement de la Fleuve Blanche, who will be busy killing Anglaise this weekend.

Occam's Toothbrush Posts: 555 Joined: April 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,07:44    Quote (Stephen Elliott @ Sep. 17 2009,07:58) This thread has got bloody funny. It is "all over the place" and so much better than any fundy site I have seen. It's occurred to me to start a thread about fundy humor, UD in particular, but I would have to find at least a few examples to start with.  I find it's almost impossible to find any instances of IDCers even trying to be funny; they are virtually all humorless, self-important blowhards who can't generate or appreciate any humor more subtle or complex than a digitally recorded fart.  The only humor they're capable of seems to be the unintentional kind, which ultimately manifests itself here, not on UD. -------------- "Molecular stuff seems to me not to be biology as much as it is a more atomic element of life" --Creo nut Robert Byers ------ "You need your arrogant ass kicked, and I would LOVE to be the guy who does it. Where do you live?" --Anger Management Problem Concern Troll "Kris"

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,08:07    DaveTard wasn't a fundie, but he could force a laugh out of me sometimes. Count that as a plea of mitigation. And Dick to the Dawk was a masterpiece. But otherwise, sadly, you're right. Brites was a shocking waste of electrons. -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,08:34    Quote (dheddle @ Sep. 17 2009,12:49) [SNIP] Oh noes--I've been worried about this since I started having feelings that I'd like to move to London. Look, we set up the colonies for a reason. Criminals to Oz, religious whack-a-loons to Yankieland Adventure Park.* Please have the decency to stay there. Louis *This system may or may not have been successful. We seem to have kept too many criminals and religious whack-a-loons. And we have laws against shooting them, which I suppose is a good thing. I like some criminals. (P.S. Heddle, if you do come over, there is, in all seriousness a beer in it. Now if that isn't an incentive.... I'll also show you where the Vauxhall Tavern is, so you can slake those urges you've been having) -------------- Bye.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,08:51    Oh and Schrodinger's Dog and Fusilier, I, personally, love the French and France. However I was merely reflecting, in my previous comments, Official British Foreign Policy of the period which can pretty much be summed up in nine words: "If it annoys the French, it must be good." Of course things have moved on now. Sort of. Almost. Well, kind of. Louis P.S. SD, I have parental duties to attend to on the weekend of the 26/9/2009, so no can do beer I'm afraid. My parents are demanding grandson attention. We shall have to do beer in France one day. The food is better for starters, and the wine is much better.... -------------- Bye.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,08:58    Quote (KenGee @ Sep. 17 2009,09:54) [SNIP] As For cricket it is the greatest game on earth, and yes we Aussies do remember our manners sometimes and let the Pommies win. We do have to arrange for half our side to be missing. :D Ah! Sporting Excuse #125. A personal favourite, I use it regularly myself. Delivered beautifully, sir, if you don't mind me saying so. Louis -------------- Bye.

Occam's Toothbrush Posts: 555 Joined: April 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,09:06    Quote (Louis @ Sep. 17 2009,09:34) Look, we set up the colonies for a reason. Criminals to Oz, religious whack-a-loons to Yankieland Adventure Park.* Please have the decency to stay there. Louis *This system may or may not have been successful. We seem to have kept too many criminals and religious whack-a-loons. And we have laws against shooting them, which I suppose is a good thing. I like some criminals. Plus there seems to have been some hiccups in the implementation, as the US is rife with criminals and Australia seems to be getting highly competitive in the religious wackaloonery department. -------------- "Molecular stuff seems to me not to be biology as much as it is a more atomic element of life" --Creo nut Robert Byers ------ "You need your arrogant ass kicked, and I would LOVE to be the guy who does it. Where do you live?" --Anger Management Problem Concern Troll "Kris"

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,09:42    KenGee: Adiba diba douchoo. http://www.break.com/index/ken-lee.html -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

k.e.. Posts: 5432 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,10:02    Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 17 2009,17:42) KenGee: Adiba diba douchoo. http://www.break.com/index/ken-lee.html Dang that was a carbon copy of a female singer at The Blue Dolphin in Sorong, West Papua Christmas 2007. -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,10:05    Quote (deadman_932 @ Sep. 15 2009,09:34) "Oh, I don't like being Judas, can't I be Simon?" "If I'm Cartaphilus, does that mean I have to keep wandering even after the shooting is over? If so, I want to be Moses; at least his wandering ended at some point " Ritchard is Onan. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,10:08    Quote (Stanton @ Sep. 15 2009,11:49) The worst debate ever was the time this one guy attempted to convince me that the Bible was right because 1) no one could have ever survived an explosion as big as the Big Bang, That's actually beautiful, in its way. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,10:12    bfish - Sadly, this is NOT true... Quote Finally, here is a catch I had never seen before tonight, by the greatest ballgirl who ever lived. It is a Gatorade ad that was never released. Snopes - Fake Ballgirl Catch I knew this because I checked it out last year, and it IS one hell of a catch. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,10:16    Quote You will NOT see them denying teleology, instead they just stay silent and stick to whatever they can back up with science.   You won't see public claims of: "Meteorology does not admit conscious anticipation of the future (ie consious forethought)..." "Physics is a completely mindless process..." "(Chemistry and the Brain) -- With all deference to religious people, the notion that humans were created in the image of God can be set aside." "Astronomy rejects all supernatural phenomena and causations." No.  No sir.   These kinds of public pronouncements are found only within--and are inherently part of-- EVOLUTION.  Evolution is incompatible with Christianity. To phrase a coin, that's not even halibut. -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

KenGee Posts: 53 Joined: Oct. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,10:20    Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 17 2009,09:42) KenGee: Adiba diba douchoo. http://www.break.com/index/ken-lee.html LOL After reading a few of granies posts that kind of made sense. -------------- "Proteins are not produced by a chemical reaction, they are manufactured by machinery that is programmed through a base-four digital code. " Frilly Gilly on LIfe

k.e.. Posts: 5432 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,10:21    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Sep. 17 2009,18:08) Quote (Stanton @ Sep. 15 2009,11:49) The worst debate ever was the time this one guy attempted to convince me that the Bible was right because 1) no one could have ever survived an explosion as big as the Big Bang, That's actually beautiful, in its way. I think the rational there is that even though God might have had a bad case of tinnitus and even self doubt that he himself existed after pushing the plunger the deluded peon that promulgated that little titbit had no doubt that before, during and after the Hawking singularity was just a cosmic sideshow for the author of the Bible. -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,10:25    Quote (Louis @ Sep. 17 2009,06:34) Look, we set up the colonies for a reason. Criminals to Oz, religious whack-a-loons to Yankieland Adventure Park.* Why'd you keep all the cross-dressers? -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,11:12    Quote (Louis @ Sep. 17 2009,06:34) Look, we set up the colonies for a reason. Criminals to Oz, religious whack-a-loons to Yankieland Adventure Park.* Please have the decency to stay there. Louis *This system may or may not have been successful. We seem to have kept too many criminals and religious whack-a-loons. And we have laws against shooting them, which I suppose is a good thing. I like some criminals. This system breaks down for religious whack-a-loon criminals, who don't know where they're supposed to go.  Hence Ken Ham. -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,11:13    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Sep. 17 2009,10:25) Quote (Louis @ Sep. 17 2009,06:34) Look, we set up the colonies for a reason. Criminals to Oz, religious whack-a-loons to Yankieland Adventure Park.* Why'd you keep all the cross-dressers? Don't sound so glum. We can mail you some. (Tarden thought boyz2men was a delivery service, back in the day) -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

bfish Posts: 267 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,11:34    Quote (J-Dog @ Sep. 17 2009,08:12) bfish - Sadly, this is NOT true... Quote Finally, here is a catch I had never seen before tonight, by the greatest ballgirl who ever lived. It is a Gatorade ad that was never released. Snopes - Fake Ballgirl Catch I knew this because I checked it out last year, and it IS one hell of a catch. I am crushed. So sad. What a beautiful video it was. Sigh. Hey, I saw a play last week, called "Peter Pan," and - get this - the actors in the play could actually FLY!!! Yes, that's about how gullible I was. Next I'll be posting about great catches by praying marines.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,11:45    Quote (Occam's Toothbrush @ Sep. 17 2009,15:06) Quote (Louis @ Sep. 17 2009,09:34) Look, we set up the colonies for a reason. Criminals to Oz, religious whack-a-loons to Yankieland Adventure Park.* Please have the decency to stay there. Louis *This system may or may not have been successful. We seem to have kept too many criminals and religious whack-a-loons. And we have laws against shooting them, which I suppose is a good thing. I like some criminals. Plus there seems to have been some hiccups in the implementation, as the US is rife with criminals and Australia seems to be getting highly competitive in the religious wackaloonery department. Hey, no one said we were perfect. In fact quiet a few people pointed out that we weren't. So we took over their countries, shot a bunch of them, went for a mild bit of genocide on occasion, and then gave those countries back when they were truly boned. The British Empire folks: Bringing you {cough} "civilisation" one dead brown person at a time! Louis -------------- Bye.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,11:49    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Sep. 17 2009,16:25) Quote (Louis @ Sep. 17 2009,06:34) Look, we set up the colonies for a reason. Criminals to Oz, religious whack-a-loons to Yankieland Adventure Park.* Why'd you keep all the cross-dressers? Don't be silly, Arden. You don't live in England. {Tannoy} Orderly to Chatfield's cell. Orderly to Chatfield's cell. Administer the testicle cuff and sedatives again, he's gone delusional again. {/Tannoy} Louis P.S. Some of them (Eddie Izzard) are very amusing. Good reason to keep them. Mind you, I'd keep them anyway. Modern, liberal, enlightened, live and let live type thing. It's a European habit, you wouldn't understand. -------------- Bye.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,11:50    Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 17 2009,17:13) Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Sep. 17 2009,10:25) Quote (Louis @ Sep. 17 2009,06:34) Look, we set up the colonies for a reason. Criminals to Oz, religious whack-a-loons to Yankieland Adventure Park.* Why'd you keep all the cross-dressers? Don't sound so glum. We can mail you some. (Tarden thought boyz2men was a delivery service, back in the day) I thought Muffin the Mule was a sex offence until I discovered Smirnoff.* Louis * This one never gets old.** ** For given values of "never" and "old". -------------- Bye.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,11:53    Quote (JohnW @ Sep. 17 2009,17:12) Quote (Louis @ Sep. 17 2009,06:34) Look, we set up the colonies for a reason. Criminals to Oz, religious whack-a-loons to Yankieland Adventure Park.* Please have the decency to stay there. Louis *This system may or may not have been successful. We seem to have kept too many criminals and religious whack-a-loons. And we have laws against shooting them, which I suppose is a good thing. I like some criminals. This system breaks down for religious whack-a-loon criminals, who don't know where they're supposed to go.  Hence Ken Ham. No one said it was a *good* system. In fact it really didn't work. We should have left the crooks and nutters at home in England to be dealt with by the French and other European chums whilst we sunned ourselves in Oz and roamed the beautiful country that is now the USA. Epic Imperial Fail. All our base now belong to you. Louis P.S. Is it just me or is "Ken Ham" his own punchline in our circles? There is no need to make a joke, you just say "Ken Ham" and everyone understand that what comes next is lunacy. -------------- Bye.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,14:05    Quote Louis P.S. Is it just me or is "Ken Ham" his own punchline in our circles? There is no need to make a joke, you just say "Ken Ham" and everyone understand that what comes next is lunacy. Sad but true. And since I was taught early on that's always best to leave them laughing, "Kenny Freakin Ham"! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2009,14:29    Floyd's beef seems to be with 'naturalism'. That thing he puts his faith in every day, every second.... is wrong. Floyd, have you tried teleporting to work and levitating home? -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

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