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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: June 18 2010,13:07   

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I know...I know...I shouldn't be saying this, but...

We tied we tied we tied we tied we tied with Slovenia!!!

:D

Had to be Slovene to be believed.


(Channeling his best Michael Palin) Stop it stop it! Right! They'll be no more o' that kind of silliness!

The Colonel was Graham Chapman.  Glad to be of service.

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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: June 18 2010,13:09   

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Quote (Robin @ June 18 2010,09:46)
I know...I know...I shouldn't be saying this, but...

We tied we tied we tied we tied we tied with Slovenia!!!

:D

Had to be Slovene to be believed.


(Channeling his best Michael Palin) Stop it stop it! Right! They'll be no more o' that kind of silliness!

The Colonel was Graham Chapman.  Glad to be of service.

'course your right if you're thinking of the King of Swamp Castle. "And NO Singin'!"

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

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Gunthernacus



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(Permalink) Posted: June 18 2010,13:18   

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Quote (Robin @ June 18 2010,10:35)
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Quote (Robin @ June 18 2010,09:46)
I know...I know...I shouldn't be saying this, but...

We tied we tied we tied we tied we tied with Slovenia!!!

:D

Had to be Slovene to be believed.


(Channeling his best Michael Palin) Stop it stop it! Right! They'll be no more o' that kind of silliness!

The Colonel was Graham Chapman.  Glad to be of service.

'course your right if you're thinking of the King of Swamp Castle. "And NO Singin'!"

Let's not bicker and argue about who tied who...

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Robin



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(Permalink) Posted: June 18 2010,15:02   

Quote (fnxtr @ June 18 2010,13:09)

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'course your right if you're thinking of the King of Swamp Castle. "And NO Singin'!"


That was it. Thought there was one from Flying Circus as well.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 18 2010,15:12   

Quote (Robin @ June 18 2010,17:46)
I know...I know...I shouldn't be saying this, but...

We tied we tied we tied we tied we tied with Slovenia!!!

:D

This is one American who really wants a few more Americans to get into this game

Of course, I'm offending my relatives in South Africa by saying all this, but I point out that it really would be better as a whole for the sport if more Americans came to enjoy it.




And Louis, I'll by you  beer next time I'm in England just for further annoying you with this.  :)

I'll accept the beer gladly, but I'm honestly not annoyed at all. The best result for me is if England go out early. Go USA sayeth I!

In reality I am more than happy to live and let live, I realise someone has to like soccer. ;-)

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2010,08:46   

15 minutes until showtime!

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someotherguy



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2010,11:06   

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15 minutes until showtime!

America:  FUCK YEAH.

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Robin



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2010,11:13   

Quote (someotherguy @ June 23 2010,11:06)

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Quote (someotherguy @ June 23 2010,08:46)
15 minutes until showtime!

America:  FUCK YEAH.


Well said! What a game!

And Louis...I'm very sorry that you have to put up with more of this from your own countrymen, but really - you should be proud of their amazing performance.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2010,11:25   

Hilarious cartoon!

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Robin



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(Permalink) Posted: June 23 2010,12:16   

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Hilarious cartoon!


Heh! Very good! Thanks!

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2010,03:39   

Quote (Robin @ June 23 2010,17:13)
[quote=someotherguy,June 23 2010,11:06][/quote]
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Quote (someotherguy @ June 23 2010,08:46)
15 minutes until showtime!

America:  FUCK YEAH.


Well said! What a game!

And Louis...I'm very sorry that you have to put up with more of this from your own countrymen, but really - you should be proud of their amazing performance.

They didn't play too badly did they?

I just want to assure the assembled masses that I was in no way watching any of the match on my office PCon the BBC website with the sound turned off whilst I was meant to be deciding on the best conditions to do a particular ring closing metathesis. That is a vile slandererous lie.

Glad I could clear that up for you.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2010,08:04   

Quote (Louis @ June 24 2010,03:39)
Quote (Robin @ June 23 2010,17:13)
Quote (someotherguy @ June 23 2010,11:06)

 
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Quote (someotherguy @ June 23 2010,08:46)
15 minutes until showtime!

America:  FUCK YEAH.


Well said! What a game!

And Louis...I'm very sorry that you have to put up with more of this from your own countrymen, but really - you should be proud of their amazing performance.

They didn't play too badly did they?

I just want to assure the assembled masses that I was in no way watching any of the match on my office PCon the BBC website with the sound turned off whilst I was meant to be deciding on the best conditions to do a particular ring closing metathesis. That is a vile slandererous lie.

Glad I could clear that up for you.

Louis

Louis... So, if you Brits need help against the German National Team (aka The Evil Hun Horde*) - again - just give us a call, and us Yanks will be back over there to pull your chestnuts out of the fire - again - quick as mum's the word.**




* This does NOT including JLT.  

** this suggestion totally 100% stolen from a Jon Stewart-John Oliver Daily Show Soccer Update segment.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2010,08:34   

Quote (Louis @ June 24 2010,04:39)
Quote (Robin @ June 23 2010,17:13)
Quote (someotherguy @ June 23 2010,11:06)

 
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Quote (someotherguy @ June 23 2010,08:46)
15 minutes until showtime!

America:  FUCK YEAH.


Well said! What a game!

And Louis...I'm very sorry that you have to put up with more of this from your own countrymen, but really - you should be proud of their amazing performance.

They didn't play too badly did they?

I just want to assure the assembled masses that I was in no way watching any of the match on my office PCon the BBC website with the sound turned off whilst I was meant to be deciding on the best conditions to do a particular ring closing metathesis. That is a vile slandererous lie.

Glad I could clear that up for you.

Louis

Louis,
I never meant to imply that you were deciding on the best conditions to do a particular ring closing metathesis.

My apologies if it came out that way.

Sorry!

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JLT



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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2010,08:56   

Quote (J-Dog @ June 24 2010,14:04)
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Quote (someotherguy @ June 23 2010,11:06)

   
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Quote (someotherguy @ June 23 2010,08:46)
15 minutes until showtime!

America:  FUCK YEAH.


Well said! What a game!

And Louis...I'm very sorry that you have to put up with more of this from your own countrymen, but really - you should be proud of their amazing performance.

They didn't play too badly did they?

I just want to assure the assembled masses that I was in no way watching any of the match on my office PCon the BBC website with the sound turned off whilst I was meant to be deciding on the best conditions to do a particular ring closing metathesis. That is a vile slandererous lie.

Glad I could clear that up for you.

Louis

Louis... So, if you Brits need help against the German National Team (aka The Evil Hun Horde*) - again - just give us a call, and us Yanks will be back over there to pull your chestnuts out of the fire - again - quick as mum's the word.**




* This does NOT including JLT.  

** this suggestion totally 100% stolen from a Jon Stewart-John Oliver Daily Show Soccer Update segment.

I'd make a bad evil hun horde member in any case. I imagine that pillaging and such is only fun the first few times, then it's just work like everything else.

If the USA wins against Ghana then your next opponent is either England or Germany.
It's slightly annoying. I could make a number of jokes that build on this constellation but all would require that I'm confident that Germany wins against England. Which I'm not.
Hnngh.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2010,09:54   

Germany always beats England on penalties..

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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2010,10:29   

Quote (J-Dog @ June 24 2010,06:04)
Louis... So, if you Brits need help against the German National Team (aka The Evil Hun Horde*) - again - just give us a call, and us Yanks will be back over there to pull your chestnuts out of the fire - again - quick as mum's the word.**




* This does NOT including JLT.  

** this suggestion totally 100% stolen from a Jon Stewart-John Oliver Daily Show Soccer Update segment.

Yeah, but you'll not show up until 2013.

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Robin



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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2010,12:53   

[quote=Louis,June 24 2010,03:39][/quote]
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And Louis...I'm very sorry that you have to put up with more of this from your own countrymen, but really - you should be proud of their amazing performance.


They didn't play too badly did they?


No. They did a bang up job against a really strong defense. In fact, they played to form - really smart.

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I just want to assure the assembled masses that I was in no way watching any of the match on my office PCon the BBC website with the sound turned off whilst I was meant to be deciding on the best conditions to do a particular ring closing metathesis. That is a vile slandererous lie.

Glad I could clear that up for you.

Louis



LOL!


Errmm...umm...I mean...me either...

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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2010,14:14   

Quote (JLT @ June 24 2010,08:56)
If the USA wins against Ghana then your next opponent is either England or Germany.

That's not correct. The USA-Ghana winner will play the winner of Uruguay-South Korea. England and Germany are in the other bracket - they could only meet up with the US in the final or in the consolation match. See bracket at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_FIFA_World_Cup_knockout_stage

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2010,15:17   

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Quote (J-Dog @ June 24 2010,06:04)
Louis... So, if you Brits need help against the German National Team (aka The Evil Hun Horde*) - again - just give us a call, and us Yanks will be back over there to pull your chestnuts out of the fire - again - quick as mum's the word.**




* This does NOT including JLT.  

** this suggestion totally 100% stolen from a Jon Stewart-John Oliver Daily Show Soccer Update segment.

Yeah, but you'll not show up until 2013.

And then you'll nuke the team furthest away from us and claim the whole world cup was your own work despite the fact that we bloody won it.

Louis

ETA: I wish our lovely Teutonic neighbours the very best of luck. Hopefully you will win before the need for a penalty shoot out arises. If you happen to lose I am, by law and custom, permitted one verse of "two world wars and one world cup, doo dah, doo dah"

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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2010,18:14   

This is, by far, the best thread I've seen on this site in four years!  Bring on 2014!

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 24 2010,21:26   

I wouldn't worry JLT. I have obtained secret films of the English team's most recent soccer practice*. I think Germany will be fine.


* I think this is the goalie.

Edit to fix a typo.

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JLT



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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2010,03:05   

Quote (ToSeek @ June 24 2010,20:14)
Quote (JLT @ June 24 2010,08:56)
If the USA wins against Ghana then your next opponent is either England or Germany.

That's not correct. The USA-Ghana winner will play the winner of Uruguay-South Korea. England and Germany are in the other bracket - they could only meet up with the US in the final or in the consolation match. See bracket at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_FIFA_World_Cup_knockout_stage

You're right, of course. Wishful thinking in action...
I'd much prefer Germany playing against the USA in the quarter finals then against Argentina or Mexico (assuming that Germany wins against England).

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2010,03:21   

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I wouldn't worry JLT. I have obtained secret films of the English team's most recent soccer practice*. I think Germany will be fine.


* I think this is the goalie.

Edit to fix a typo.

Heh. Good point.

Unfortunately, for some reason, Green warmed the bench the last two matches, so he probably won't play against Germany either.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2010,05:17   

Quote (Louis @ June 24 2010,15:17)
 
Quote (JohnW @ June 24 2010,16:29)
   
Quote (J-Dog @ June 24 2010,06:04)
Louis... So, if you Brits need help against the German National Team (aka The Evil Hun Horde*) - again - just give us a call, and us Yanks will be back over there to pull your chestnuts out of the fire - again - quick as mum's the word.**




* This does NOT including JLT.  

** this suggestion totally 100% stolen from a Jon Stewart-John Oliver Daily Show Soccer Update segment.

Yeah, but you'll not show up until 2013.

And then you'll nuke the team furthest away from us and claim the whole world cup was your own work despite the fact that we bloody won it.

Correction:  Hollywood will make lots of movies showing how they won it entirely alone.

With Sylvester Stallone playing the goalie.

Oh wait, didn't he already do that?

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2010,08:52   

http://www.guardian.co.uk/footbal....ian-sob

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...No-nonsense midfielder Gennaro Gattuso proved himself no more susceptible to messing about with a microphone in his face than with a ball at his feet as he announced his international retirement after the game. "My farewell was shit," he said, labelling the team "cavalieri della vergogna" — "knights of shame". "We must look ahead. Four years ago we were heroes. Today, we are bollocks. We are shamed. We failed. It is a debacle."

Crikey, readers. It might take more than a double espresso to put a spring in an Italian step this morning.


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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2010,09:02   

PZ is getting some expert advice to help him bet on the World Cup matches.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 25 2010,12:02   

And there is this link to CalTech testing the new ball...



Personally, I always get nervous when someone wants to do something with my old balls*...


* Does this get a yellow and/or red card and go to The Bathroom Wall?

Caltech New Ball Testing

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(Permalink) Posted: June 26 2010,06:32   

One more joke at the expense of the British, then I'll quite, I promise (crosses fingers behind his back):



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(Permalink) Posted: June 26 2010,10:54   

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One more joke at the expense of the British, then I'll quite, I promise (crosses fingers behind his back):

Don't get too cocky.  Like someone said on another blog, Brits have long memories.  The Gulf oil spill wasn't an accident, it was revenge for losing the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 26 2010,15:15   

Quote (1of63 @ June 26 2010,10:54)
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One more joke at the expense of the British, then I'll quite, I promise (crosses fingers behind his back):

Don't get too cocky.  Like someone said on another blog, Brits have long memories.  The Gulf oil spill wasn't an accident, it was revenge for losing the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812.

But we burned the White house down. You rebellious colonials.

Still; good luck in the world cup. You have a team that is desperate for victory. England, not so much.

We are alone against the Germans though..........Deja-vu all over again, you late-comers.

  
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