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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 30 2014,19:07   

You know there is an explanation for Joe's latest gaff. Maybe his mom blocked google in teh netnanny?

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 30 2014,20:32   

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Just for funsies, mention metallic hydrogen and see if Joe's head asplodes.

Now that's just... cold! Not much above absolute zero, even!

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 30 2014,21:36   

Quote (Henry J @ Dec. 01 2014,04:32)
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Just for funsies, mention metallic hydrogen and see if Joe's head asplodes.

Now that's just... cold! Not much above absolute zero, even!

Henry

Seems it needs 2.5Mega Atmospheres & temperatures can be kilo Kelvins. Pressure is required to free up the electrons.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 03 2014,08:26   

And now we're having fun with the physics of global warming!

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 03 2014,09:47   

Quote (olegt @ Dec. 03 2014,08:26)
And now we're having fun with the physics of global warming!

Did some posts go missing?

Or am I just misreading?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 03 2014,10:27   

Quote (olegt @ Dec. 03 2014,06:26)
And now we're having fun with the physics of global warming!

It's on another site, but I think Rich deserves POTW for this:
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I guess you can be a fridge repairman and not understand temperature.


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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 04 2014,09:28   

Quote (paragwinn @ Nov. 30 2014,07:24)
Joe the Gas Master:    
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HEAT the hydrogen, don't burn it, and see if the heated hydrogen emits infrared.

Yeah, DONT BURN THE HYDROGEN because it will burn you right back!

Wikipedia page on Hydrogen safety:    
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Hydrogen poses unique challenges due to its ease of leaking, low-energy ignition, wide range of combustible fuel-air mixtures, . . .
   
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"Flames in and around a collection of pipes or structures can create turbulence that causes a deflagration to evolve into a detonation, even in the absence of gross confinement."

So, kids, remember to practice hydrogen safety. "HEAT the hydrogen, don't burn it"

Glad to see oleg. He jumped right into the tard of it, though.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 04 2014,09:35   

Joe G schools oleg on physics:

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Joe G: Frequency = wavelength.


Edited by Zachriel on Dec. 04 2014,09:36

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 04 2014,09:40   

Quote (Zachriel @ Dec. 04 2014,09:35)
Joe G schools oleg on physics:

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Joe G: Frequency = wavelength.

Wait for it...

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 04 2014,09:40   

Quote (Zachriel @ Dec. 04 2014,09:40)
Quote (Zachriel @ Dec. 04 2014,09:35)
Joe G schools oleg on physics:

 
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Joe G: Frequency = wavelength.

Wait for it...

Wait for it ...

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 04 2014,09:41   

Quote (Zachriel @ Dec. 04 2014,09:40)
Quote (Zachriel @ Dec. 04 2014,09:40)
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Joe G schools oleg on physics:

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Joe G: Frequency = wavelength.

Wait for it...

Wait for it ...

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Joe G: oleg you are an asshole


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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 04 2014,13:16   

What the fuck is it with creationists and thermodynamics?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 04 2014,13:38   

They don't like its implications for creation ex nihilo.

Nah, not really.  They're just grasping at straws.  Straws they don't comprehend.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 04 2014,14:28   

Quote (JohnW @ Dec. 04 2014,13:16)
What the fuck is it with creationists and thermodynamics?

They confuse the analogy of the thing for the thing and then the argument is about the analogy.

The thing - dS = sigmaQ/temp

The analogy of the thing - entropy increases, since entropy = disorder, things can't get more complex.

Of course, the maximum entropy of the universe is a perfectly even distribution of the same particles (neutrons) at the same temperature throughout the entire universe... what could be more ordered than that? Using the creationist misunderstanding of course...

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 04 2014,14:32   

Quote (Zachriel @ Dec. 04 2014,09:35)
Joe G schools oleg on physics:

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Joe G: Frequency = wavelength.

I took a screen shot of that. When Joe realizes that he is so wrong, he's going to asplode.

How does this man manage to intake the proper things to live... oh wait, he was drinking H2O2 for a while, wasn't he? Geez

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 04 2014,22:37   

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What the bleep is it with creationists and thermodynamics?

They can't stand the heat, and they won't stay out of the kitchen.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2014,02:09   

Quote (OgreMkV @ Dec. 04 2014,12:28)
Quote (JohnW @ Dec. 04 2014,13:16)
What the fuck is it with creationists and thermodynamics?

They confuse the analogy of the thing for the thing and then the argument is about the analogy.

The thing - dS = sigmaQ/temp

The analogy of the thing - entropy increases, since entropy = disorder, things can't get more complex.

Of course, the maximum entropy of the universe is a perfectly even distribution of the same particles (neutrons) at the same temperature throughout the entire universe... what could be more ordered than that? Using the creationist misunderstanding of course...

I think that their motivation is their belief that 'God's creation' started out perfect but has been decaying ever since 'the fall'. Keep in mind all of the negative stuff creobots spew about how the world is going down the toilet and the end is near. Of course in their minds there will be a new beginning and only the 'good christians' will be partying with jesus in heaven while everyone else will be frying in hell.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2014,02:39   

Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 05 2014,10:09)
Quote (OgreMkV @ Dec. 04 2014,12:28)
Quote (JohnW @ Dec. 04 2014,13:16)
What the fuck is it with creationists and thermodynamics?

They confuse the analogy of the thing for the thing and then the argument is about the analogy.

The thing - dS = sigmaQ/temp

The analogy of the thing - entropy increases, since entropy = disorder, things can't get more complex.

Of course, the maximum entropy of the universe is a perfectly even distribution of the same particles (neutrons) at the same temperature throughout the entire universe... what could be more ordered than that? Using the creationist misunderstanding of course...

I think that their motivation is their belief that 'God's creation' started out perfect but has been decaying ever since 'the fall'. Keep in mind all of the negative stuff creobots spew about how the world is going down the toilet and the end is near. Of course in their minds there will be a new beginning and only the 'good christians' will be partying with jesus in heaven while everyone else will be frying in hell.

If I were Jesus I would rather be in their hell than their heaven.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2014,06:36   

Quote (JohnW @ Dec. 04 2014,13:16)
What the fuck is it with creationists and thermodynamics?

The trouble is that they cut the chapter on Thermodynamics out of Leviticus because they'd already had a plague of Boyles's back in Exodus. Lussac being Gay didn't go down well either.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2014,13:13   

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What the fuck is it with creationists and thermodynamics?

The trouble is that they cut the chapter on Thermodynamics out of Leviticus because they'd already had a plague of Boyles's back in Exodus. Lussac being Gay didn't go down well either.

Physics goes down better with other religions. Ohm namah shivayah, for example. Brrrrr ... bish!

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2014,13:38   

Joe:
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Frequency = wavelength.


William Spearshake:
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And you are trying to have a serious discussion about physics? Back to school for Koey.


Joe:
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Look it up you ignorant asshole.


William Spearshake:
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You didn't claim that there was a relationship between frequency and wavelength, you claimed that frequency equals wavelength. Based on your argument, from the following equation:

2 x 3 = 6

I can conclude that 2 = 6. After all, the equation for the relationship between wavelength and frequency is the same:

wavelength x frequency = speed of light


Joe:
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Frequency = wavelength as wavelength determines how FREQUENTLY the wave makes a complete cycle.

You are a major ignoramus.


H lacks knowledge of basic algebra, is there any wonder that he is having problems getting his head around calculating average anomalies?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2014,14:02   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Dec. 05 2014,11:38)
Joe:
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Frequency = wavelength.

Joe's revolution in mathematics and physics is so cutting-edge that we have to forgive him for making the occasional mistake.  "Frequency=wavelength" can't be true.  

"Frequency" has nine letters and "wavelength" has ten letters, therefore wavelengths have more CSI.

So if you're baking caek, transmuting ice into water, or studying aardvarks, it's better to use waves which have wavelength than waves with frequency.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2014,17:24   

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Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Dec. 05 2014,11:38)
Joe:
 
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Frequency = wavelength.

Joe's revolution in mathematics and physics is so cutting-edge that we have to forgive him for making the occasional mistake.  "Frequency=wavelength" can't be true.  

"Frequency" has nine letters and "wavelength" has ten letters, therefore wavelengths have more CSI.

So if you're baking caek, transmuting ice into water, or studying aardvarks, it's better to use waves which have wavelength than waves with frequency.

That'll really tick Joe off.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2014,19:31   

Quote (Amadan @ Dec. 05 2014,15:24)
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Joe:
   
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Frequency = wavelength.

Joe's revolution in mathematics and physics is so cutting-edge that we have to forgive him for making the occasional mistake.  "Frequency=wavelength" can't be true.  

"Frequency" has nine letters and "wavelength" has ten letters, therefore wavelengths have more CSI.

So if you're baking caek, transmuting ice into water, or studying aardvarks, it's better to use waves which have wavelength than waves with frequency.

That'll really tick Joe off.

He'll look like he has watermelon on his face.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2014,20:49   

Quote (paragwinn @ Dec. 06 2014,03:31)
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Joe:
   
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Frequency = wavelength.

Joe's revolution in mathematics and physics is so cutting-edge that we have to forgive him for making the occasional mistake.  "Frequency=wavelength" can't be true.  

"Frequency" has nine letters and "wavelength" has ten letters, therefore wavelengths have more CSI.

So if you're baking caek, transmuting ice into water, or studying aardvarks, it's better to use waves which have wavelength than waves with frequency.

That'll really tick Joe off.

He'll look like he has watermelon on his face.

I'd like to see him sniff ice.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 08 2014,13:35   

Earlier today in the ""No Global Warming for 17 Years!" thread at joey's unintelligent blabbering blog, I asked joey:

"joey, is "temperature" information? If so, is temperature only information to humans?"

joey's response: "No, dickface, temperature is data."

I then asked him: "So, joey, temperature is not information and has no meaning to humans or anything else?"

joey didn't post my question so I asked him: "Why won't you post my other questions, joey?"

joey's then posted my other question which appears as though he posted it before I asked him why he hadn't posted it (by the time stamps on them).

joey then responded: "I usually don't post your shit-spewing rants because they are shit-spewing rants from an ignorant coward."

And:

(quoting me in italics): So, joey, temperature is not information and has no meaning to humans or anything else?

(joey): "So, dickface, you are a demented little cowardly shit-spewer. Please tell us how you jumped all the way to your ignorant question from what I posted. I dare you"

So I asked: "Why won't you just answer my questions, joey? What are you afraid of?"

joey's response: "And while you are here please link to or reference this alleged "theory of evolution" that you found last year (ie when you were ten)."

And:

(quoting me in italics): Why won't you just answer my questions, joey?

(joey): "As I have told you, all you have are ignorant spewings of a shit-eating coward. I don't respond to that. If you ever have something relevant and something that demonstrates just a little honesty and some knowledge, I will respond.

That said, you want to make this personal so just tell me where you live and we can get this over with."

My response: "joey, your sniveling cowardice is obvious (as usual) and that's why you won't answer my questions. You know that if you answer them you will have to be dishonest or you will show yourself to be a contradictory fool. Of course you've already shown that you're a liar and a fool MANY, MANY times. It's a shame that such a courageous war hero as you (ROFLMAO!) is terrified of my questions.

And regarding where I live and getting this "over with" (as you put it) I told you long ago that you could fly into Portland (Oregon) International Airport and I would meet you there. You ran away, as usual. My offer still stands."

joey didn't post my comment and there was no response from him, so I asked/said: "Are you back to blocking my comments, joey? You're afraid of me and my questions, aren't you?"

joey didn't post those questions and there is still no response from him, yet he has the gall to call me and other people cowards. Even if he eventually posts those comments/questions I'm sure that he won't actually answer my question: "So, joey, temperature is not information and has no meaning to humans or anything else?", and I'm sure that he won't fly to PDX and back up his implied threat to "get this over with". joey is a poster boy for ignorant cowards.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 08 2014,15:12   

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Joe:"Frequency = wavelength."
Me: "And you are trying to have a serious discussion about physics? Back to school for Koey."
Joe: "Hey dumbass, the shorter the wavelength the higher the frequency and the longer the wavelength the lower the frequency. Frequency is how many complete waves there are per second.Look it up you ignorant asshole."
Me: "Joe, you clearly made the statement that Frequency = wavelength. Are you denying this?...You didn't claim that there was a relationship between frequency and wavelength, you claimed that frequency equals wavelength. Based on your argument, from the following equation: 2 x 3 = 6, I can conclude that 2 = 3."
Joe: "Frequency = wavelength as wavelength determines how FREQUENTLY the wave makes a complete cycle. You are a major ignoramus."
Me: "Frequency x wavelength = speed of light, therefore: Frequency = wavelength?
E = mc^2 therefore: m = c^2?
2 x 3 = 6, therefore: 2 = 3?
It is comforting to know that my perception that you are physically incapable of admitting an obvious error has been confirmed, in spades."

Joe: "So wavelength doesn't determine the frequency, then? Really?"
Me: "Joe, a simple question for you. If x times y equals z, does that mean that x equals y?
It's not a weakness to admit that you were wrong. But we all know that you are too ignorant and pig-headed to admit that a materialist has pointed out an error in your statements. Are you still insisting that wavelength = frequency?
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Joe: "What are the only possible variables in the equation? If you change the wavelength you change the frequency accordingly. There is a one-to-one correspondence. And it is a derived one-to-one correspondence-> At any given velocity for every wavelength there is one and only one frequency. "
Me: "No Joe, we all understand what you are claiming. Based on your twisted logic 2 x 3 = 6 means that 2 = 3."
Joe: "Only a fucking dickhead on an agenda of dickheadedness would say that.
Don't blame me because you are too fucking stupid to understand the concept of a one-to-one correspondence. They teach that in elementary school mathematics."

Me: "So, you are claiming that mass = the speed of light squared? That is the same one to one relationship that you refer to above. Do you really have no grasp of basic algebra?"
Joe: "No asshole. According to Einstein E=MC^2 means that matter and energy are different manifestations of the SAME THING....It is very telling that you are avoiding that at all costs- you are an ignorant coward"
Me: "Joe, your original statement was not that [wavelength] as a one to one relationship with frequency, it was that wavelength EQUALS [frequency]. Two completely different things. All I have asked is for you to admit that your original statement was incorrect, which is a self evident truism.
For two measures such as this to be equal they must have the same units, which they definitely do not.
Is there something pathological about you that makes it incapable to acknowledge that you made an error. The more you belabour this point, the more foolish you make yourself look, if that is possible.
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Joe: "Hey asshole, I have a wave generator- guess what happens when I turn the frequency adjustment knob? The wavelength changes!...And I challenge you to find a valid reference that refutes what I said- your ignorant spewage won't do.

No, dumbass.

No, assface.

You are so fucking clueless it is pathetic.

I have learned something new about Joey. He has a wave generator.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 08 2014,15:15   

Required for toaster repair.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 08 2014,15:38   

Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 08 2014,11:35)
Earlier today in the ""No Global Warming for 17 Years!" thread at joey's unintelligent blabbering blog, I asked joey:

"joey, is "temperature" information? If so, is temperature only information to humans?"

joey's response: "No, dickface, temperature is data."

Well, if "ice is not water" and "wavelength=frequency", why not "temperature is data but not information"?  

Joescience continues its dizzying onward rush!

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 08 2014,15:48   

Quote (JohnW @ Dec. 08 2014,13:38)
 
Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 08 2014,11:35)
Earlier today in the ""No Global Warming for 17 Years!" thread at joey's unintelligent blabbering blog, I asked joey:

"joey, is "temperature" information? If so, is temperature only information to humans?"

joey's response: "No, dickface, temperature is data."

Well, if "ice is not water" and "wavelength=frequency", why not "temperature is data but not information"?  

Joescience continues its dizzying onward rush!

So, if CSI is inherent in an artifact produced by an intelligent agent, does that make CSI "data" rather than "information"?

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