Louis
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Joined: Jan. 2006
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| Quote (stevestory @ May 26 2007,01:17) | | Quote (Ichthyic @ May 25 2007,19:12) | he's all over the place, Steve.
where would you suggest? |
"You suck"
"No You suck"
fights should be on the Bathroom Wall, if anywhere. |
No you suck.*
Ok everyone into the pub carpark. I have arranged several two by fours and pint glasses for the upcoming pagga**. Gentlemen, please drink your Stella*** now.
{picks up pool cue}
COME ON THEN SLAGS! WHO WANTS SOME? YOU, STORY, YOU TOILET, COME ON!
Louis
*Just in case, this is humour, NOT serious! Be warned, later on I might be funny. I will of course provide fair warning.
** For our American cousins, a pagga is a Northern British term for a street fight or pub brawl.
*** Also for our American cousins, Stella is "Stella Artois" a lager "beer" originally from Belgium (where it is good) but "brewed under licence" in Burton upon Trent for the British Market (where it is bad). This is a large corporate brewing euphanism for "untreated river water and dog's piss from the river Trent adulterated with ethanol cracked from North sea oil, filled with chemicals that turn you into a rampaging psychotic". Hence why Stella is known nationwide as "Wifebeater", and thus a gentleman can enter the saloon bar of any public hostelry and in a loud, clear voice ask the publican for a pint of Wifebeater.
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Bye.
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Me like idea. 