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|Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Jan. 30 2008,20:43)|
|Sal's idea for a blockbuster movie, featuring the fluud and Walt Brown's hydroplates in action, got panned by Evil Bender. But Sal won't be dissuaded. He presses his case, and introduces a particularly novel abuse of the apostrophe. |
|But consider the fact that Noah had 3 sons, they were married. That means that his sons and daughter-in-laws had relatives and friends that would die in the flood. Possibly likely the daughter’s-in-law had living parents and sisters and brothers before entering the ark.|
Most movie renditions of the flood do not account for the trauma these women would have to endure. And what if the sons had friends and cousins and uncles that died in the flood, you get the picture. Drama in the making….
To say nothing of the incest, potential for bestiality, and all of the other things that make Sal salivate.
Box-office magic, no doubt about it!
"The Bible states that all the fountains burst open in one day."
Why do I have to go to the bathroom all of a sudden?
|My idea of great movie? Hmm, one that features the great flood with all the drama an powerful explosions of Walter Brown’s hydroplate theory. I’ve been suggesting to playwrights, novelists, and and screen writers that a good drama with romance and adventure in the backdrop of the great flood would be totally awesome. They should avoid the moralizing and preaching that is typically the temptation with religious movies. Instead make one that has a great drama. It will capture the imagination and inspire the quest to uncover the mysteries of the great flood. The great flood is an important component of the Young Cosmos hypothesis.|
I just had one hell of an idea for a $$ maker - fundie romance films. *Cue music*
Shem: I love her, and I'm going to take her with us!
Noah: I won't have that slut on my ark!
Ham: Well, I'm not sharing that ark with a couple of monkeys, I can tell you that right now.
Japheth: Father, can't you just disassemble that thing and use it for firewood? It's embarrassing.
Shem: It's her or it's Fluffy!
Noah: I have news for you. We slaughtered Fluffy today in praise of the dark clouds looming in the west.
Japheth: Yeah, well they cleared off, Dad. Sun's out. Looks like no rain for today.
Shem: I don't care! I'm bringing her with us!
Japheth: Your girlfriend, or Fluffy?
Ham: Could someone pass me the salt? Is that too much to ask?
Four men...five women...dozens of animals...and one ark. NOAH. The motion picture. Hell, this is my movie. I'm the only one who has the right to make it! How do you think belly dancing survived if it wasn't carried on the ark?
Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?
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