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Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: April 27 2010,20:29   

Quote (Doc Bill @ April 26 2010,17:22)
Seems that my only alternative out of Pervivale is to sashay over to

Queensway

also known as Boobquake East.

Oh, is that how it is? That move gives:

St. John's Wood

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Church burning ebola boy

FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 28 2010,03:56   

Quote (afarensis @ April 28 2010,01:29)
Quote (Doc Bill @ April 26 2010,17:22)
Seems that my only alternative out of Pervivale is to sashay over to

Queensway

also known as Boobquake East.

Oh, is that how it is? That move gives:

St. John's Wood

Ah ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Bow.

Louis

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Bye.

  
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: April 28 2010,07:18   

Quote (Louis @ April 28 2010,03:56)
Quote (afarensis @ April 28 2010,01:29)
Quote (Doc Bill @ April 26 2010,17:22)
Seems that my only alternative out of Pervivale is to sashay over to

Queensway

also known as Boobquake East.

Oh, is that how it is? That move gives:

St. John's Wood

Ah ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Bow.

Louis

Be here all week...try the waitress/waiter...tip the veal...

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Church burning ebola boy

FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
BillB



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(Permalink) Posted: April 28 2010,14:51   

Quote (afarensis @ April 28 2010,13:18)
Quote (Louis @ April 28 2010,03:56)
Quote (afarensis @ April 28 2010,01:29)
 
Quote (Doc Bill @ April 26 2010,17:22)
Seems that my only alternative out of Pervivale is to sashay over to

Queensway

also known as Boobquake East.

Oh, is that how it is? That move gives:

St. John's Wood

Ah ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Bow.

Louis

Be here all week...try the waitress/waiter...tip the veal...

Pah! St Johns 'wood' - he always was a saucy saint - easily aroused. Lets restore some decency:

Panton St.

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: May 03 2010,16:20   

Quote (BillB @ April 28 2010,19:51)
Quote (afarensis @ April 28 2010,13:18)
Quote (Louis @ April 28 2010,03:56)
 
Quote (afarensis @ April 28 2010,01:29)
Quote (Doc Bill @ April 26 2010,17:22)
Seems that my only alternative out of Pervivale is to sashay over to

Queensway

also known as Boobquake East.

Oh, is that how it is? That move gives:

St. John's Wood

Ah ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Bow.

Louis

Be here all week...try the waitress/waiter...tip the veal...

Pah! St Johns 'wood' - he always was a saucy saint - easily aroused. Lets restore some decency:

Panton St.

That's fast and furious play.

Cockfosters.

Louis

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Bye.

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: May 04 2010,21:58   

Quote (Louis @ May 03 2010,14:20)
Quote (BillB @ April 28 2010,19:51)
Quote (afarensis @ April 28 2010,13:18)
 
Quote (Louis @ April 28 2010,03:56)
Quote (afarensis @ April 28 2010,01:29)
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Quote (Doc Bill @ April 26 2010,17:22)
Seems that my only alternative out of Pervivale is to sashay over to

Queensway

also known as Boobquake East.

Oh, is that how it is? That move gives:

St. John's Wood

Ah ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Bow.

Louis

Be here all week...try the waitress/waiter...tip the veal...

Pah! St Johns 'wood' - he always was a saucy saint - easily aroused. Lets restore some decency:

Panton St.

That's fast and furious play.

Cockfosters.

Louis

Cheeky boys.

Remember the game in '04 that went deep into R18 territory?  The game was only broadcast as a repeat after hours on Channel 3.

Still, we're all adults here...

Hanger Lane.

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
gravity well



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,03:48   

Quote (fnxtr @ May 05 2010,10:58)
Quote (Louis @ May 03 2010,14:20)
 
Quote (BillB @ April 28 2010,19:51)
Quote (afarensis @ April 28 2010,13:18)
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Quote (Louis @ April 28 2010,03:56)
† †
Quote (afarensis @ April 28 2010,01:29)
† †  
Quote (Doc Bill @ April 26 2010,17:22)
Seems that my only alternative out of Pervivale is to sashay over to

Queensway

also known as Boobquake East.

Oh, is that how it is? That move gives:

St. John's Wood

Ah ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Bow.

Louis

Be here all week...try the waitress/waiter...tip the veal...

Pah! St Johns 'wood' - he always was a saucy saint - easily aroused. Lets restore some decency:

Panton St.

That's fast and furious play.

Cockfosters.

Louis

Cheeky boys.

Remember the game in '04 that went deep into R18 territory? †The game was only broadcast as a repeat after hours on Channel 3.

Still, we're all adults here...

Hanger Lane.


since it's been a couple of months... Bushey Lane (only legal because of my relative time zone displacement of course)

  
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,04:07   

I invoque Zimmerman's Valley, interlockable displacement and non-British bloddyheadedness:

Nice International Airport (boy, that's gonna be one hell of a long trip to Mornington Crescent!)

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
gravity well



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,04:16   

Wait - didn't the 1982 convention restrict the use of french airports (if i recall correctly it was assumed that they are perpetually on strike)?

  
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,04:34   

Quote (gravity well @ July 28 2010,10:16)
Wait - didn't the 1982 convention restrict the use of french airports (if i recall correctly it was assumed that they are perpetually on strike)?

Revised in the september 2001 convivium.

To paraphrase Sir Widdlebroth's intervention:

 
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I don't care if they're cheese-eating surrender monkeys, they still have money! Let the wretched fools come and spend it here!


Or something similar...

Anyway, I can always summon the "French-are-bloody-anoying-but-everyone-is-free-to play-and-I-don't-see-them-swimming-the-Channel-to-get-there" act of 2004...

Flying over Calais!

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,05:21   

If we are going to extend play to The Continent then I for one will be shocked and appalled. Appalled and shocked. Shocked. Appalled. And variations thereof.

Anyway, given that deviant behaviour, I feel I am perfectly justified in playing...

Arnos Grove.

Yes. You saw me. Arnos Grove. I went there. Oh yes, I went there.

Louis

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Bye.

  
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,05:31   

Low blow Louis, low blow!

Anyway, plane highjacked by Justin Bieber-worshipping terrorists. Seems we'll have to land in Heathrow instead of Gatwick (still better than Lutton, though).

Approaching runway 28R...

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,07:40   

Well, okay. I see how it is. If Schroedinger's Dog is going to use airports and runways then I am going to invoke Gordon and Childe's influential "Prehistoric Sites of England and their Impact on the Evolution of Mornington Crescent" and play...West Kennet Long Barrow

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Church burning ebola boy

FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,07:55   

I would like to urge to you guys the fact that using an International Airport to go to Mornington Crescent is absurd, albeit totaly moronic.

Which is actually quite fitting, and in total accord with the 1865 decree on absurd and moronic moves (SR:026, alinťa* 54)

Stuck in the National Express because the driver is drunk. Almost in London, though, and still safer than most cab-drivers...





*Yeah, I can do accents too!

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
dvunkannon



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,08:02   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ July 28 2010,06:31)
Low blow Louis, low blow!

Anyway, plane highjacked by Justin Bieber-worshipping terrorists. Seems we'll have to land in Heathrow instead of Gatwick (still better than Lutton, though).

Approaching runway 28R...

There are no nice airports in France, even international ones.

But if your plane arrives on 28R, the next proper move is

Planeraya

(end of the 7 line in Moscow)

Good luck finding your luggage after playing an interlock. As if the Stevedore's Union would allow such goings on.

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Iím referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter
Iím not an evolutionist, Iím a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,08:54   

... and we're back!

Sutton Hoo.

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,08:57   

Waterloo!


EDIT: is this some kind of a rhyming slang?

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,16:20   

Butting in. If we're doing historical sites and airports, then I just wanna say:

Nazca

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
ppb



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,18:51   

Quote (fnxtr @ July 28 2010,17:20)
Butting in. If we're doing historical sites and airports, then I just wanna say:

Nazca

Now you've done it. †You've played the Zappa/von Dšniken variation. †

Since you've opened the door, I'm going to make a move inspired by some genuine ancient astronauts.

Sea of Tranquility

If you don't like it, take a look at this video of someone telling Buzz Aldrin it's not a legal MC move.

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"[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd."
- Richard P. Feynman

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,18:55   

Quote (ppb @ July 28 2010,16:51)
Quote (fnxtr @ July 28 2010,17:20)
Butting in. If we're doing historical sites and airports, then I just wanna say:

Nazca

Now you've done it. †You've played the Zappa/von Dšniken variation. †

Since you've opened the door, I'm going to make a move inspired by some genuine ancient astronauts.

Sea of Tranquility

If you don't like it, take a look at this video of someone telling Buzz Aldrin it's not a legal MC move.

Chad Kroeger did the same thing to someone outside a Vancouver club who shouted "Nickelback sucks!"

Just sayin'.

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
ppb



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,20:20   

Quote (fnxtr @ July 28 2010,19:55)
Chad Kroeger did the same thing to someone outside a Vancouver club who shouted "Nickelback sucks!"

Just sayin'.

Was Chad Kroeger 70 at the time?

Just askin'.

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"[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd."
- Richard P. Feynman

  
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,21:11   

Buzz Aldrin rocks, and so do Armstrong and Collins! But Gus grissom is the bestest everest!

Stuck in a traffic jam heading to Westminster...

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,21:47   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ July 28 2010,08:57)
Waterloo!


EDIT: is this some kind of a rhyming slang?

Ah , Waterloo...it was once a promising archaeological site, full of untold riches (of the wealth not the Hughes variety) until that dunderhead Napolean pulled the Bonaparte. Ruined everything...

Hadar

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Church burning ebola boy

FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
gravity well



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,21:57   

Quote (afarensis @ July 29 2010,10:47)
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ July 28 2010,08:57)
Waterloo!


EDIT: is this some kind of a rhyming slang?

Ah , Waterloo...it was once a promising archaeological site, full of untold riches (of the wealth not the Hughes variety) until that dunderhead Napolean pulled the Bonaparte. Ruined everything...

Hadar

Did you just bring it to Beta Centauri???!!!?!

This won't go down well with the Committee.

Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: July 28 2010,23:01   

Quote (ppb @ July 28 2010,18:20)
Quote (fnxtr @ July 28 2010,19:55)
Chad Kroeger did the same thing to someone outside a Vancouver club who shouted "Nickelback sucks!"

Just sayin'.

Was Chad Kroeger 70 at the time?

Just askin'.

No. And the other difference is, the guy outside the club was right.

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: July 29 2010,04:07   

Beta Centauri? The Sea of Tranquility? I fear these places are not on the London Underground System and thus would not be approved by the MCC*. No one fucks with the MCC.

No one.

Seriously.

Waterloo, however, is a legal move, we'll go from there. Now for a sensible move to calm things down:

Fairlop!

Louis

*Marylebone Cricket Club, also heavily involved in governing Mornington Crescent and, indeed, the known civilisations of several galaxies. You only think the British Empire is over. Oh no no no. We're still in charge. We're still very much in charge. After all the US president was born in Kenya as the birthers tell us, well Kenya is a former British colony (as is America). Coincidence? I think not. Next you'll be telling us the Giant Intergalactic Space Lizards are not our underlings ruling this planet until the Second Coming of Churchill and Queen Bess.

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: July 29 2010,04:41   

I hopscotch a rainbow, take a sip of battery acid, call Morris (whoever that is) a morron and miss my stop.

Camden Town!

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: July 29 2010,07:19   

So why then, are there so many former British colonies?

Maida Vale

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Church burning ebola boy

FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: July 29 2010,09:28   

Quote (afarensis @ July 29 2010,13:19)
So why then, are there so many former British colonies?

Maida Vale

Plausible deniablility. Did Clinton teach you nothing?

Aldwych.

Louis

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Bye.

  
ppb



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(Permalink) Posted: July 29 2010,09:40   

Quote (Louis @ July 29 2010,05:07)
Beta Centauri? The Sea of Tranquility? I fear these places are not on the London Underground System and thus would not be approved by the MCC*. No one fucks with the MCC.


fnxtr started it. †:angry:

Boston Manor

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"[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd."
- Richard P. Feynman

  
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