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Posted: Aug. 07 2019,19:05

Let us not river horse around!

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Posted: Aug. 07 2019,20:04

Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 07 2019,19:05)

Let us not river horse around!

Henry your "punny" posts are not witty or funny. You come across like the obnoxious asshole high school kid who always had to be "topper" and say something, anything, after someone else finished speaking.

Give it a rest, eh?

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Posted: Aug. 07 2019,20:14

Well, you're coming off that exact same way. So what now?

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Posted: Aug. 08 2019,02:46

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Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 07 2019,19:05)

Let us not river horse around!

Henry your "punny" posts are not witty or funny. You come across like the obnoxious asshole high school kid who always had to be "topper" and say something, anything, after someone else finished speaking.

Give it a rest, eh?

Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 07 2019,20:14)

Well, you're coming off that exact same way.

Looking from the other side of the pon you both appear quite presidential.

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Posted: Aug. 08 2019,02:54

Quote (sparc @ Aug. 08 2019,10:46)

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Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 07 2019,19:05)

Let us not river horse around!

Henry your "punny" posts are not witty or funny. You come across like the obnoxious asshole high school kid who always had to be "topper" and say something, anything, after someone else finished speaking.

Give it a rest, eh?

Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 07 2019,20:14)

Well, you're coming off that exact same way.

Looking from the other side of the pon you both appear quite presidential.

Looking at it from down under, it's not a pretty sight.

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Posted: Aug. 08 2019,03:51

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 07 2019,16:48)

Boring UD news today. There's a new commenter named BobRyan and he's dumb as dirt. And a rare Barry sighting. News gives powerful, compelling reasons computers will never be conscious, minus the powerful and compelling part. :D

I have my suspicions about BobRyan.

Wait, what if News is an AI programmed to write UD posts?

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Posted: Aug. 08 2019,07:02

Quote (Bob O'H @ Aug. 08 2019,03:51)

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 07 2019,16:48)

Boring UD news today. There's a new commenter named BobRyan and he's dumb as dirt. And a rare Barry sighting. News gives powerful, compelling reasons computers will never be conscious, minus the powerful and compelling part. :D

I have my suspicions about BobRyan.

Wait, what if News is an AI programmed to write UD posts?

I think I can counter that hypothesis with an argument on the same lines as the observation that the deficiencies of the human spine are incompatible with the claims of Intelligent Design.

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Posted: Aug. 08 2019,07:06

Quote (Bob O'H @ Aug. 08 2019,11:51)

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 07 2019,16:48)

Boring UD news today. There's a new commenter named BobRyan and he's dumb as dirt. And a rare Barry sighting. News gives powerful, compelling reasons computers will never be conscious, minus the powerful and compelling part. :D

I have my suspicions about BobRyan.

Wait, what if News is an AI programmed to write UD posts?

Come on! No AI is that stupid. She's more of a markov chain like Jo3G but he's more homophobic markov chainsaws.

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Posted: Aug. 08 2019,09:03

For Jo3G -- All this and 80% Atheist

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Posted: Aug. 08 2019,10:08

Quote (k.e.. @ Aug. 08 2019,07:06)

Quote (Bob O'H @ Aug. 08 2019,11:51)

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 07 2019,16:48)

Boring UD news today. There's a new commenter named BobRyan and he's dumb as dirt. And a rare Barry sighting. News gives powerful, compelling reasons computers will never be conscious, minus the powerful and compelling part. :D

I have my suspicions about BobRyan.

Wait, what if News is an AI programmed to write UD posts?

Come on! No AI is that stupid. She's more of a markov chain like Jo3G but he's more homophobic markov chainsaws.

Don't know about Markov chains, but the lesbian hippo called Sharon seems to have pulled Joe's chain. He's going for an early meltdown.

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For Jo3G -- All this and 80% Atheist

Posted: Aug. 08 2019,10:45

Quote (k.e.. @ Aug. 08 2019,09:03)

Hm, I'm not sure about that sort of cliched objctification about our neighbours. For better cliches go here.

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Posted: Aug. 08 2019,10:47

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Posted: Aug. 08 2019,19:24

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PolistraAugust 8, 2019 at 5:00 pm
The purpose of particle physics is to generate a purpose for particle physics. As with any bureaucracy, each stage of “solving” a problem must fail in a way that “justifies” more expenditure. Real physics was complete in 1900. The rest is just exponentially self-increasing consumption of tax money.

1900, when Real Physics was complete, and unburdened by nonsense like special relativity, the photoelectric effect, general relativity, QM, lasers, semiconductors that polistra's computer is made of, The uncertainty principle, the debroglie wavelength, antimatter, the big bang, the expansion of the universe, nuclear fission, superfluidity, superconductivity, Bose Einstein condensates, the Higgs boson, gravitational waves...

linky

Edited by stevestory on Aug. 08 2019,20:26

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Posted: Aug. 08 2019,21:35

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PolistraAugust 8, 2019 at 5:00 pm
The purpose of particle physics is to generate a purpose for particle physics. As with any bureaucracy, each stage of “solving” a problem must fail in a way that “justifies” more expenditure. Real physics was complete in 1900. The rest is just exponentially self-increasing consumption of tax money.

1900, when Real Physics was complete, and unburdened by nonsense like special relativity, the photoelectric effect, general relativity, QM, lasers, semiconductors that polistra's computer is made of, The uncertainty principle, the debroglie wavelength, antimatter, the big bang, the expansion of the universe, nuclear fission, superfluidity, superconductivity, Bose Einstein condensates, the Higgs boson, gravitational waves...

linky

Imagines Polistra starting an Amish-style religion that only uses the physics of 1900 only to be disappointed when his steampunk internet connection fails to work with UD.

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Posted: Aug. 09 2019,07:08

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 08 2019,19:24)

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PolistraAugust 8, 2019 at 5:00 pm
The purpose of particle physics is to generate a purpose for particle physics. As with any bureaucracy, each stage of “solving” a problem must fail in a way that “justifies” more expenditure. Real physics was complete in 1900. The rest is just exponentially self-increasing consumption of tax money.

1900, when Real Physics was complete, and unburdened by nonsense like special relativity, the photoelectric effect, general relativity, QM, lasers, semiconductors that polistra's computer is made of, The uncertainty principle, the debroglie wavelength, antimatter, the big bang, the expansion of the universe, nuclear fission, superfluidity, superconductivity, Bose Einstein condensates, the Higgs boson, gravitational waves...

linky

Boy, that thread went to hell fast. Polistra makes a fool of himself, Aarceng makes a short, unexceptional comment and BS77 drops four posts of cut and pastry containing about a megabyte of drool.

Where does he find the time? He must spend every waking moment at his PC.

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Posted: Aug. 09 2019,07:11

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Turin Shroud Hologram Reveals The Words “The Lamb” – Petrus Soons – video

CeilingCat what do you have against Advanced Physics like this?? You should be honored to be in the presence of such a master of quantum mechanics.

Edited by stevestory on Aug. 09 2019,08:12

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Posted: Aug. 09 2019,09:13

Re "Turin Shroud Hologram Reveals The Words “The Lamb” – Petrus Soons – video"

In what language?

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Posted: Aug. 09 2019,09:21

American, duh.

(I haven't clicked the link)

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Posted: Aug. 09 2019,16:03

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 09 2019,07:11)

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Turin Shroud Hologram Reveals The Words “The Lamb” – Petrus Soons – video

CeilingCat what do you have against Advanced Physics like this?? You should be honored to be in the presence of such a master of quantum mechanics.
:D

Because the Angel Moroni told me in a revelation that the shroud actually says "The Lamb Chop".

P.S. There is a heretical belief that the shroud says "The Prime Rib" on Saturdays.

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Posted: Aug. 09 2019,16:18

Quote (CeilingCat @ Aug. 09 2019,14:03)

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 09 2019,07:11)

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Turin Shroud Hologram Reveals The Words “The Lamb” – Petrus Soons – video

CeilingCat what do you have against Advanced Physics like this?? You should be honored to be in the presence of such a master of quantum mechanics.
:D

Because the Angel Moroni told me in a revelation that the shroud actually says "The Lamb Chop".

P.S. There is a heretical belief that the shroud says "The Prime Rib" on Saturdays.

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Posted: Aug. 09 2019,20:02

UD really needs a science journalist who knows anything about science. In 2005, in my senior year in undergrad physics, my senior project involved using some geiger-muller tubes to count muons at sea level and measure their lifetimes. since muons are created in the upper atmosphere and have a mean lifetime of about 2 microseconds, the only way they make it to sea level is because they're going so fucking fast they experience serious relativistic time dilation. This was not even remotely new physics when I did it 14 years ago.

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Posted: Aug. 09 2019,21:36

[quote=CeilingCat,Aug. 10 2019,00:08]

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 08 2019,19:24)

Boy, that thread went to hell fast. Polistra makes a fool of himself, Aarceng makes a short, unexceptional comment and BS77 drops four posts of cut and pastry containing about a megabyte of drool.

Where does he find the time? He must spend every waking moment at his PC.

Sometimes I think BS77 is smarter than many here credit him for - that he does that huge text, quote and link dump in order to kill a thread which could turn out to be an embarrassment for UD. It seems to have had that effect on more than one thread I have seen.

Other times I think - nah, he’s just batshit crazy.

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Posted: Aug. 10 2019,08:49

Possibly kf's most incomprehensible post: link

(Edited to fix KF's incompetent link)

Edited by stevestory on Aug. 10 2019,11:11

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Posted: Aug. 10 2019,09:53

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Possibly kf's most incomprehensible post: [URL=https://uncommondescent.com/mathematics/times-arrow-the-design-inference-on-fsco-i-and-the-one-root-of-a-complex-world-order-being

-logic-first-principles-25/]link[/URL]

That 404'd surrounded by a forrest of link fumes.

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Posted: Aug. 10 2019,15:07

Quote (Jkrebs @ Aug. 10 2019,08:49)

Possibly kf's most incomprehensible post: link

(Edited to fix KF's incompetent link)

I keep telling him, "For God's sake, stay UPWIND of that volcano!" But he keeps breathing those fumes.

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Posted: Aug. 10 2019,16:41

I wonder if Kairosfocus is uploading all that graphical nonsense on a dial-up modem. I just found out the GDP per capita in Montserrat is $8,500 a year.

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Posted: Aug. 10 2019,17:09

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 10 2019,14:41)

I wonder if Kairosfocus is uploading all that graphical nonsense on a dial-up modem. I just found out the GDP per capita in Montserrat is $8,500 a year.

Just imagine all the corkboards and string around the walls in his shack.

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Posted: Aug. 11 2019,03:51

Quote (CeilingCat @ Aug. 10 2019,15:07)

Quote (Jkrebs @ Aug. 10 2019,08:49)

Possibly kf's most incomprehensible post: link

(Edited to fix KF's incompetent link)

I keep telling him, "For God's sake, stay UPWIND of that volcano!" But he keeps breathing those fumes.

POTW

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Posted: Aug. 11 2019,12:52

The three stooges at UD seem to be going all conspiracy theory on Epstein, but I haven't had the willpower to read the thread.

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