k.e
Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006
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Quote (keiths @ Dec. 22 2006,08:59) | Quote (stevestory @ Dec. 21 2006,16:34) | And of course our Strine friend K.E. |
k.e.,
I can't believe you let Steve get away with calling you "Strine." |
Wakes up....yeah thanks for reminding me!
I've been here so long I'm now 'a bloody loud mouthed Ozzie' as my fellow Kiwis would say.
Although the use of the word 'strine' to describe one of oarstrayleeyan nationality would be a neologism, when it normally means colloquial spoken Australian English, I fully understood that Steve S actually meant 'Ozzie'.
Now since there are a few Ozzies here, I ...ah how shall I say this .....don't want to further the traditional 'friendly' cross ditch (Tasman Sea) colonial cousin rivalry. And don't laff about the 'colonial cousin' both our countries still have the Queen of England as the titular head of state, along with Canada incidentally. It's the Brits who are to blame for all this, if Cornwallis had been a bit more vicious chasing down and 'pacifying' those revolting Yanks, the the Head of the Church of England would be King of World.....cut to scene where the last Redcoat Officer excuses himself from high dinner, apologizes for losing the British Empire and goes into the library and shoots himself, while the butler solemnly hands everyone else brandy and cigars.
Except of course if it is Friday night after a few cold ones. Where they accuse us of 'coming over here showing up at their barbecues drinking all their beer and stealing their wimin' all the while making the same old tired joke about us being sheep shaggers.
Well I only have one thing to say ....thanks for the beer and the girls ....I enjoyed them all, heck I'm practically married to one (for 22 years) and have 2 fine Ozzie daughters. Although the eldest found out she can get an EU passport by way of her Irish grandparents and now thinks she's ...smarter and prettier than me, scoff....age and cunning beat youth and beauty.. reminder to self... need to move that mirror....
-------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane
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