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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: June 26 2018,13:47   

Families are smaller than order, class or phylum, but larger than genus or species.  :p

  
Cubist



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(Permalink) Posted: June 26 2018,14:04   

Quote (Henry J @ June 26 2018,13:47)
Families are smaller than order, class or phylum, but larger than genus or species.  :p

The mnemonic I use is Don't Kill People; Cut Open For Great Sorrow. Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: July 11 2018,17:18   

Quote (Cubist @ June 26 2018,12:04)
Quote (Henry J @ June 26 2018,13:47)
Families are smaller than order, class or phylum, but larger than genus or species.  :p

The mnemonic I use is Don't Kill People; Cut Open For Great Sorrow. Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

Delinquent Kids Play Catch Over Farmer Green's Shed.

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: July 11 2018,18:30   

Quote (fnxtr @ July 11 2018,17:18)
Quote (Cubist @ June 26 2018,12:04)
Quote (Henry J @ June 26 2018,13:47)
Families are smaller than order, class or phylum, but larger than genus or species.  :p

The mnemonic I use is Don't Kill People; Cut Open For Great Sorrow. Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

Delinquent Kids Play Catch Over Farmer Green's Shed.

Does Kairos Psuedonym Conceal or Focus Gordo's Shame?

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"Creationists think everything Genesis says is true. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer." --J. Carr

"I suspect that the English grammar books where you live are outdated" --G. Gaulin

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: July 11 2018,20:34   

Let us not use mnemonics that remind of things best not remembered...

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,13:43   

Climate Wondering How Much It Has To Change Before Humans Notice

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,14:23   

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018....t-exist

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 07 2018,21:58   

Why we do this...

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"Creationists think everything Genesis says is true. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer." --J. Carr

"I suspect that the English grammar books where you live are outdated" --G. Gaulin

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 07 2018,22:09   

I didn't know they needed help in that area...

  
Cubist



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 08 2018,06:33   

Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 30 2018,14:23)
[URL=https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/08/these-environment-canada-warnings-are-just-trying-to-scare-people-we-all-know-tornadoes-do


nt-exist/]https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018....t-exist[/URL]

I think this link will work better than what was left of your post after the board software mangled it.

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 08 2018,15:47   

Quote (Cubist @ Sep. 08 2018,04:33)
Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 30 2018,14:23)
[URL=https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/08/these-environment-canada-warnings-are-just-trying-to-scare-people-we-all-know-tornadoes-do




nt-exist/]https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018....t-exist[/URL]

I think this link will work better than what was left of your post after the board software mangled it.

Ayup, thanks!

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
Lethean



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 09 2018,18:04   

Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 30 2018,13:43)
Climate Wondering How Much It Has To Change Before Humans Notice


Thanks for the links.  :D

I added The Beaverton to my folder of satire bookmarks that I cruise when I'm tired of wading in the current depth of everyday bullshit.

The Onion
ClickHole
The Hard Times
The Daily Mash  (UK)
The Betoota Advocate  (Australia)
Waterford Whispers News  (Ireland)

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Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2018,16:34   

There’s “clinical hypnotherapy” for couples spam on the 12yo Muslim Barbarians thread.  I’m wondering if it should be deleted or put on the TSZ thread.

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"Creationists think everything Genesis says is true. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer." --J. Carr

"I suspect that the English grammar books where you live are outdated" --G. Gaulin

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2018,17:39   

Quote (Lethean @ Sep. 09 2018,16:04)
Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 30 2018,13:43)
Climate Wondering How Much It Has To Change Before Humans Notice


Thanks for the links.  :D

I added The Beaverton to my folder of satire bookmarks that I cruise when I'm tired of wading in the current depth of everyday bullshit.

The Onion
ClickHole
The Hard Times
The Daily Mash  (UK)
The Betoota Advocate  (Australia)
Waterford Whispers News  (Ireland)

Imho The Beaverton has been stealing The Onion's lunch money of late

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 24 2018,09:57   

Testing...
Testing...

  
Lethean



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2018,11:51   

Soooo, I saw this today and it reminded me of FloydLee and made me wonder what he's up to or if he is even still with us.

Any confirmed in the wild sightings of late?

Candidate's campaign sign in Pineville causes controversy (Rapides Parish School Board election)



Bonus: it will surprise nobody that Jamie Floyd also put forth a motion as a police juror in District C (whatever that is, Louisiana is weird af) to have the ten commandments suggestions displayed in the parish courthouse.

ed-  huh,

 
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The Police Jury is the legislative and executive government of the parish, and is elected by the voters. Its members are called Jurors, and together they elect a President as their chairman. The President presides over the Police Jury and serves as the titular head of the parish government. The Police Jury is akin to the commissions or councils that govern counties in most other states.


ed 2-  also this, good lord hahahaha



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"So I'm a pretty unusual guy and it's not stupidity that has gotten me where I am. It's brilliance."

"My brain is one of the very few independent thinking brains that you've ever met. And that's a thing of wonder to you and since you don't understand it you criticize it."


~Dave Hawkins~

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 30 2018,12:17   

So I take it from the second picture that Floyd is advocating civilising the students of Louisiana by teaching them cricket.

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 01 2018,09:01   

Nah, what they're doing probably isn't cricket.

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 04 2018,11:13   

Apparently inspirobot.me is a Dembski fan:

viz.

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 04 2018,16:21   

seen on the intertubes, posted here because it amuses me:

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Did Mary consent to being impregnated by the Holy Spirit? I think God was a rapist, and that if we look at the Holy Trinity, we have to conclude that Jesus Christ raped his own mother.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 06 2018,19:06   

Another day, another tard  
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4 polistra November 6, 2018 at 3:10 pm

I agree that SETI isn’t science in the same way that LHC is science. The purpose of LHC is to obliterate the universe. That’s why LHC gets billions of dollars. SETI only wants to understand the universe, which will never get any grants.

I think he's claimed the LHC's purpose is to destroy the universe before, so it must be true.

Or he's a tard.

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 08 2018,09:45   

Well, we do want to avoid having the universe collide with a large hadron, right?  :p

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 08 2018,22:07   

You have to kind of admire Polistra.  He seems to truly believe that some of the most intelligent people in the world spent billions of dollars and decades of their lives to design and build a machine whose purpose is to destroy the entire universe, including themselves.  

Not just any mind can handle a thought like that.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 15 2018,21:31   

Uh-oh, killed the thread.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2018,03:02   

Batshit math:    
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‘However, Enea scientists warn, “it should be noted that the total power of VUV radiations required to instantly color the surface of linen that corresponds to a human of average height, body surface area equal to = 2000 MW/cm2 17000 cm2 = 34 thousand billion watts makes it impractical today to reproduce the entire Shroud image using a single laser excimer, since this power cannot be produced by any VUV light source built to date (the most powerful available on the market come to several billion watts )”.

Those must be Jesus watts.  2000 mw/cm2 * 17000 cm2 only equals 34,000,000 regular milliwatts.  Jesus watts are evidently calculated by moving the decimal point in the wrong (that is, in the Christian direction) when converting milliwatts to Jesus watts.

Amazingly, that is not batshit's own calculation, it's from one of his sources.

Not so amazingly, his link to that source 404s.

This way to the Jesus watts.

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2018,09:03   

Quote (CeilingCat @ Nov. 23 2018,01:02)
Batshit math:      
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‘However, Enea scientists warn, “it should be noted that the total power of VUV radiations required to instantly color the surface of linen that corresponds to a human of average height, body surface area equal to = 2000 MW/cm2 17000 cm2 = 34 thousand billion watts makes it impractical today to reproduce the entire Shroud image using a single laser excimer, since this power cannot be produced by any VUV light source built to date (the most powerful available on the market come to several billion watts )”.

Those must be Jesus watts.  2000 mw/cm2 * 17000 cm2 only equals 34,000,000 regular milliwatts.  Jesus watts are evidently calculated by moving the decimal point in the wrong (that is, in the Christian direction) when converting milliwatts to Jesus watts.

Amazingly, that is not batshit's own calculation, it's from one of his sources.

Not so amazingly, his link to that source 404s.

This way to the Jesus watts.

I'm pretty sure BSinfinity's source got their big and little 'm's mixed up.

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2018,10:29   

Quote (CeilingCat @ Nov. 23 2018,02:02)
Batshit math:        
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‘However, Enea scientists warn, “it should be noted that the total power of VUV radiations required to instantly color the surface of linen that corresponds to a human of average height, body surface area equal to = 2000 MW/cm2 17000 cm2 = 34 thousand billion watts makes it impractical today to reproduce the entire Shroud image using a single laser excimer, since this power cannot be produced by any VUV light source built to date (the most powerful available on the market come to several billion watts )”.

Those must be Jesus watts.  2000 mw/cm2 * 17000 cm2 only equals 34,000,000 regular milliwatts.  Jesus watts are evidently calculated by moving the decimal point in the wrong (that is, in the Christian direction) when converting milliwatts to Jesus watts.

Amazingly, that is not batshit's own calculation, it's from one of his sources.

Not so amazingly, his link to that source 404s.

This way to the Jesus watts.

At the bottom of batshitcrazy's 404ed page, there's a link to another story that helps prove just how true the Shroud of Turin story likely was:

Exorcist Warns About Celine Dione’s Occult Children’s Clothing

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2018,13:42   

PZ suggests the next fight won't be against creationists, but pseudoscientific secular assholes abusing science to promote sexism & racism. Think Jordan Peterson types.

I might start a thread about this if you guys think it would be interesting, but I wasn't sure what pithy title to give it.

   
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2018,14:03   

Quote (stevestory @ Nov. 24 2018,11:42)
PZ suggests the next fight won't be against creationists, but pseudoscientific secular assholes abusing science to promote sexism & racism. Think Jordan Peterson types.

I might start a thread about this if you guys think it would be interesting, but I wasn't sure what pithy title to give it.

Funny you should mention him

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 28 2018,17:21   

For all the Popper fans.

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"Creationists think everything Genesis says is true. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer." --J. Carr

"I suspect that the English grammar books where you live are outdated" --G. Gaulin

  
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