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Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 29 2018,22:11   

Quote (Bob O'H @ Aug. 29 2018,03:52)
Barry's back!!!!

And the ban-hammer is getting warmed up too

<sarcasm>I’m beginning to think that ID might be a mask for religious faith. </sarcasm>

  
Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,02:28   

Yes, I think so too. But I could never work out which religion they were trying to be a mask for.

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Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,09:24   

Quote (Bob O'H @ Aug. 30 2018,02:28)
Yes, I think so too. But I could never work out which religion they were trying to be a mask for.

You forgot to use the sarcasm font.

  
Jkrebs



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,09:44   

I've come to the conclusion that theology is not ET's (aka Joe's) strong point. See here, starting at about 79.

  
Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,11:29   

Quote (Jkrebs @ Aug. 30 2018,09:44)
I've come to the conclusion that theology is not ET's (aka Joe's) strong point. See here, starting at about 79.

Joe has a strong point?

  
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,12:02   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Aug. 30 2018,09:29)
Quote (Jkrebs @ Aug. 30 2018,09:44)
I've come to the conclusion that theology is not ET's (aka Joe's) strong point. See here, starting at about 79.

Joe has a strong point?

He's called more people "asshole" more often than anyone ever.  He's really, really good at it.

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There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,19:40   

Quote (Jkrebs @ Aug. 30 2018,10:44)
I've come to the conclusion that theology is not ET's (aka Joe's) strong point. See here, starting at about 79.

What keeps open for me the possibility that Joe's a Poe is that he's so terrible at everything he does online. His 5.6ºF Steak Fail is so bad even a lot of creationists wouldn't have made that mistake.

   
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,20:14   

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 30 2018,20:40)
 
Quote (Jkrebs @ Aug. 30 2018,10:44)
I've come to the conclusion that theology is not ET's (aka Joe's) strong point. See here, starting at about 79.

What keeps open for me the possibility that Joe's a Poe is that he's so terrible at everything he does online. His 5.6ºF Steak Fail is so bad even a lot of creationists wouldn't have made that mistake.

Every. Single. Thing.



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keiths



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,20:52   

stevestory:
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His 5.6ºF Steak Fail is so bad even a lot of creationists wouldn't have made that mistake.

Ooh, that one sounds good, but I missed it.  Could someone post a link or description?

The competition is stiff, but this JoeG quote is still my favorite:
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LKN= Largest Known Number

It was my impression that there was a computer keeping track of such a thing. Perhaps not.


I also love the fact that Joe spends a significant portion of his life posting on a thread entitled "JoeG's Tardgasm".

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Jkrebs



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,22:19   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Aug. 30 2018,20:14)
Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 30 2018,20:40)
 
Quote (Jkrebs @ Aug. 30 2018,10:44)
I've come to the conclusion that theology is not ET's (aka Joe's) strong point. See here, starting at about 79.

What keeps open for me the possibility that Joe's a Poe is that he's so terrible at everything he does online. His 5.6ºF Steak Fail is so bad even a lot of creationists wouldn't have made that mistake.

Every. Single. Thing.


Fractal Wrongness: that's great.

  
Ptaylor



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 30 2018,23:05   

Quote (keiths @ Aug. 31 2018,13:52)
stevestory:  
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His 5.6ºF Steak Fail is so bad even a lot of creationists wouldn't have made that mistake.

Ooh, that one sounds good, but I missed it.  Could someone post a link or description?

I've never quite figured out how the permalink works, but there it is.

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Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2018,11:16   

Oh goodie. Another thread about God,  good and evil. I can hardly wait til they link it all to the science of ID. Maybe ET can help them get there.

Link

  
KevinB



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2018,12:46   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Aug. 31 2018,11:16)
Oh goodie. Another thread about God,  good and evil. I can hardly wait til they link it all to the science of ID. Maybe ET can help them get there.

Link

I must admit that I can't see how a flying bicycle would help.

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2018,14:34   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Aug. 29 2018,20:11)
 
Quote (Bob O'H @ Aug. 29 2018,03:52)
Barry's back!!!!

And the ban-hammer is getting warmed up too

<sarcasm>I’m beginning to think that ID might be a mask for religious faith. </sarcasm>

 
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Major Premise: If God exists, I imagine he would dislike the same icky stuff I dislike (snip)


This is the entire history of religion in one small phrase.

eta: All Science So Far!!!

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Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 01 2018,11:24   

It appears that Mullings has diverted a discussion about the existance of god and evil to same sex marriage and the lying broken backed at the foot of a cliff. I guess it was only a matter of time.
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PS: RJS, since you insist on using a loaded example to try to pretend that “slippery slopes” don’t exist and pointing to such is inevitably fallacious — BTW, after the history of WW1 then the rise of Bolshevism and that of the 3rd Reich and WW2 I don’t know how such can be said with a straight face by any reasonably historically informed person! — not all that is under colour of law is lawful. For cause, despite a crooked yardstick imposition, there is and can be no same sex “marriage.” Marriage, being rooted in naturally evident creation order, is simply not something we can redefine at pleasure. What we face is an utterly ill-advised imposition under false colour of law, part of the ongoing disintegration of a civilisation insistently in rebellion against all that is good and sound. I draw the attention of those willing to set aside crooked yardsticks, here. I fear, we will only wake up to our folly as a civilisation when we lie broken-backed at the foot of a cliff.


Link

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 01 2018,12:40   

Does he wear a powdered wig whilst saying "false colour of law"?

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 01 2018,12:41   

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I fear, we will only wake up to our folly as a civilisation when we lie broken-backed at the foot of a cliff.


What does that even mean?

   
Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 01 2018,12:49   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 01 2018,12:40)
Does he wear a powdered wig whilst saying "false colour of law"?

Only on his anniversary.

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 01 2018,14:20   

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Why, in many cases, you’d be a fool to “trust science”

September 1, 2018 Posted by News under Culture, Intelligent Design, Peer review, Psychology, Science


linky

   
CeilingCat



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 01 2018,19:56   

I love conservatives.  

1: Everybody in the world disagrees with them.

2: Therefore the only possible conclusion is that everybody else is wrong.  

3:  Given 1 and 2, therefore Jesus.


JoeG might add,

4:  Given 1-3, therefore you're an asshole.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2018,15:16   

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Eric Holloway: ID as a bridge between Francis Bacon and Thomas Aquinas

September 2, 2018 Posted by News under Culture, Intelligent Design, Philosophy, Science


jibber-jabber.

   
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2018,15:46   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 02 2018,14:16)
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Eric Holloway: ID as a bridge between Francis Bacon and Thomas Aquinas

September 2, 2018 Posted by News under Culture, Intelligent Design, Philosophy, Science


jibber-jabber.

Maybe if that bridge is a draw bridge, and it stays in the up position?

  
Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2018,16:44   

Quote (Henry J @ Sep. 02 2018,15:46)
Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 02 2018,14:16)
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Eric Holloway: ID as a bridge between Francis Bacon and Thomas Aquinas

September 2, 2018 Posted by News under Culture, Intelligent Design, Philosophy, Science


jibber-jabber.

Maybe if that bridge is a draw bridge, and it stays in the up position?

But then where will all the trolls live?

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 02 2018,17:42   

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But then where will all the trolls live?

Under a bridge over trolled waters?

  
Ptaylor



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 03 2018,05:04   

Heh, over on gpuccio’s Transcription regulation thread Bill Cole has apparently come up with an alternative to Pastafarianism:
 
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This is not the design argument. The design argument states that the only known source of sustainable amounts of functional information is conscious intelligence. We know this mechanism works so we infer it as the cause of genetic information. Couscous intelligent beings are capable of designing functional sequences.

UD link

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Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 03 2018,06:13   

Quote (Ptaylor @ Sep. 03 2018,05:04)
Heh, over on gpuccio’s Transcription regulation thread Bill Cole has apparently come up with an alternative to Pastafarianism:
 
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This is not the design argument. The design argument states that the only known source of sustainable amounts of functional information is conscious intelligence. We know this mechanism works so we infer it as the cause of genetic information. Couscous intelligent beings are capable of designing functional sequences.

UD link

Apostasy! We objectively know that spaghetti is Good, and so all other major sources of carbs are Evil. The fact that you compare couscous intelligence to His Noodly Appendage proves this.

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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 03 2018,08:02   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 01 2018,10:40)
Does he wear a powdered wig whilst saying "false colour of law"?

I picture him as the judge in "The Wall".

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 03 2018,11:05   

Re "We objectively know that spaghetti is Good, and so all other major sources of carbs are Evil."

And anybody that says otherwise is a meatball?

  
Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 03 2018,12:26   

Quote (Henry J @ Sep. 03 2018,11:05)
Re "We objectively know that spaghetti is Good, and so all other major sources of carbs are Evil."

And anybody that says otherwise is a meatball?

But there are several different sects of pastafarianism. There is the Tomato sect (sometimes referred to as Heinz Pastafarians) that believes it is a sin to eat meat on Fridays. And the Meat sect that formed in the cattle states. And finally, the Bolognese sect, which developed out of the French reformation movement.

  
Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 04 2018,08:30   

New from News: Warning: Watching this video may cause you to lose the ability to see randomness. Indeed. The mechanism is the killing of brain cells by through watching such an inane video.

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