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+---Topic: Kansas accepts IDio - The Intelligent Designer GOD started by dougsha
Posted by: dougsha on Nov. 09 2005,12:50
OPEN EPISTLE TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD
November 8th, 2005
I write with joy and thanks in my heart after having read of your bold decision to promote the Church of The Intelligent Designer and its one true God IDio. Finally, our Church needs no longer cower behind a fašade of science.
Now that your blessed action on IDio's behalf has rendered the Constitution, with its irritating religious establishment clause, inoperative, we can proudly proclaim in every Kansas classroom, "There is but one Intelligent Designer and His name is IDio!" We thank the taxpayers of Kansas for donating their money to proselytize for His church. May IDio mutate you all intelligently.
Finally, we see an end to the dark decades of awkward debates, of the tedious aping of scientific method, of endless self-publication to mesmerize the faithful. No more need we pay our devout 'scientists' to appear in court, only to be insulted by the IDioless forces of logic. Never again must we shrug uneasily and mumble, "Umdon'tknowbutit'snotagod," when Darwinists ask the identity of the Intelligent Designer.
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