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ericmurphy



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2006,16:08   

Quote (afdave @ Aug. 01 2006,20:42)
Eric...          
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Let me ask you a question, Dave: have you ever seen a watch split in half into two new watches, which might differ in microscopic ways from the original watch? Or two watches mating, and then a few, oh I don't know, minutes/hours/days/months later, a new litter of watches appearing? No? Didn't think so.
No, I haven't.  Pretty ridiculous scenario isn't it?

Yes, Dave, it is a pretty ridiculous scenario for a watch to self-assemble out of substances that are not now, nor ever have been, available naturally, such as stainless steel, refined metals of any sort, or painted surfaces. If that's what you're talking about, yeah, it sure is a ridiculous scenario.

But so what? Your "watch" scenario, as I pointed out, has absolutely nothing to do with biological evolution, and as an analogy fails on every conceivable level. Which is why it's a bad argument, Dave. And it's why it failed as an argument over a century ago, when way less was known about the way organisms evolve. But you, a hundred years later, are still taken in by it! Imagine my astonishment that you could know so little about any branch of science that you wouldn't see the gaping holes in it.

By contrast, everything that living organisms are made out of—amino acids, simple carbohydrates, fatty acids, are readily available, and there's no reason to think they weren't readily available 4 billion years ago. As you yourself know, amino acids have been detected in meteorites.

So did you have a point, Dave? No? Didn't think so.

       
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Now my turn.  Have you ever seen a bacteria evolve into a jellyfish?  And the jellyfish evolve into a squid?   Squid to fish?  Fish to amphibian?  Huh?  Have you now?  No?  Didn't think so.

No, Dave, but I've seen two people have children, all of whom differ subtly from their parents. I've also seen dogs give birth to puppies, all of which differ in small ways from their parents. Is it ridiculous to suppose that, if we waited a few million years, the great-to-the-nth-power descendants of those dogs would look quite a bit different from what dogs look like today? Of course not; it would be entirely predictable.

Let's imagine, just for the sake of argument, that it only took a thousand years (or even a hundred years) for a jellyfish to evolve into a bumblebee. Would you ever expect to see such a thing, Dave? After all, you claim that the original ape "kind" has radiated into all the currently existing species of apes in a little less than five thousand years. Have you ever seen an ape "kind" evolve into a chimp? Have you now? No? Didn't think so. So are you claiming that, since you've never seen anything evolve into anything, that all the tens of millions of species of organisms alive today must all have existed at the time of your "flood" and consequently must have been on Noah's ark? Well, you must think so, since evidently your expectation is that you'd be able to see them evolve from their original "kind" to what they are today.

Or is sauce for the goose not sauce for the gander?

       
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Just as ridiculous.  Hence the poem.  Hence the attempt to "turn the light on" for millions of Evolution-darkened young minds!


Only someone as pathetically ignorant as yourself, Dave, would find organisms evolving over time to be ridiculous. Only someone as absurdly dishonest as yourself would analogize between a non-reproducing watch and avidly-reproducing living organisms. Only someone as willfully blind, deliberately ignorant, and recklessly in disregard of reality as you would fail to understand the distinction. Only someone as dishonest as you are would even make such a stupid argument.

Once again, Dave's "arguments" (not that they're original to him or anything) get obliterated on contact with reality. The thing that's so astonishing is that Dave is dumb enough to even make an argument like this, evidently in anticipation of us sitting in front of our computers with little thought-bubbles over our heads, saying "Gosh, we never though of that before!"

One an entirely related note, I'm pleased to see you've given up on your "flood geology" as the intellectually-bankrupt exercise in stupidity it is. Although, since I brought it up, I'm sure you'll come right back with how you "won" that argument and "destroyed" all the objections to it.

You're as predictable as the day is long, Dave.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2006,16:13   

Nope.  Sorry to disappoint you, Eric.  We will talk more about the Flood (as long as you people keep answering me, that is -- I've been amazed at how long you have tried to keep up with me) ...

We will be doing a Flood Dynamation for K4T also as soon as I gather enough info ...

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2006,16:19   

You are a very bad man.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2006,16:32   

BWE ... you're losing your touch on insulting me ...

What happened to all the really colorful insults?

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ericmurphy



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2006,16:38   

Quote (afdave @ Aug. 01 2006,21:13)
Nope.  Sorry to disappoint you, Eric.  We will talk more about the Flood (as long as you people keep answering me, that is -- I've been amazed at how long you have tried to keep up with me) ...

We will be doing a Flood Dynamation for K4T also as soon as I gather enough info ...

Keep up with you, Dave? You tripped over your shoelaces coming out of the gate.

I assume your "Flood Dynamation" will point out the fact that you do not have any evidence of a source of water to create the flood in the first place, so the whole scenario is necessarily fantastic and fictional, right? I mean, you're not going to mislead your defenseless audience on so basic a point, are you?

Of course you are.

There's a special place in he11 for people like you, Dave.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2006,16:53   

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Now my turn.  Have you ever seen a bacteria evolve into a jellyfish?  And the jellyfish evolve into a squid?   Squid to fish?  Fish to amphibian?  Huh?  Have you now?  No?  Didn't think so.

Yeah, "Eric", if that's your real name! And have you ever seen a cloud of dust condense into a star? and that star begin fusion? and then become a variable star? and then turn into a red giant, and then a white dwarf?

No? Didn't think so. Regular Science 0, Creationism 843,938,733.

When are you "Darwinists" going to stop embarrassing yourselves?

(everyone should do a Faux AFDave post once in a while. It's amusing)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2006,16:57   

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 01 2006,21:53)
(everyone should do a Faux AFDave post once in a while. It's amusing)

Yes, I agree; I do them all the time.

The thing that's amazing about Dave, though, is it's actually pretty hard to do a parody of him that's more absurd than he is all by himself. Which, I guess, makes it kind of a rewarding challenge.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2006,19:13   

"I'm ignorant, but look at my grin!  I'm really, really happy!  I'm not really a liar, because liars and cheats can't be happy, and. look!, I'm smiling and cheery, so I'm not a liar or a cheat."

  What a completely impotent penis you are, AF!  You and your flaccid whore'shit couldn't be more embarras'skin!  No god could possibly exist that would accept the fealty of such as you.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2006,19:55   

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WELL, I SEE EVERYONE LIKES MY LITTLE DYNAMATION!

Tom Ames...  
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Which is it?
Neither, but thanks for asking ... nice to have you back after such a long silence :-)

DDTTD, every claim you've advanced here so far has been so thouroughly disproved, demolished or exposed as a lie that it's ridiculous.

Here are two more of your lies.

Science will continue to expose the ignorant superstitious beliefs that are the core of your dogma, as it has in the past. It's inevitable DDTTD. Get over it, stud.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,01:41   

EVIDENCE SUPPORTING A FAST SPLIT BETWEEN CONTINENTS, BY AIR FORCE DAVE

As Dr Podovski clearly shows (http://www.answersingenesis/arefullofshit.php) :  
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the usual argument touted by atheist evilutionists regarding the age of basalts from the atlantic ridge (0 Million years) to the shores (160 Myears) is in fact convincing evidence supporting an instantaneous split between continents, occurring 4500 years ago.

Indeed, according to the groundbreaking hydroplate theory, the spacetime continuum in the oceanic crust became distorted, as the Altantic widened, due to the formidable lithospheric forces taking place (another prediction from Einstein's relativity).
Thus, time goes faster as we walk towards the shores. This explains why radionuclids in basalts decayed millions of time faster near the shores, compared to the rift.
Therefore, basalts appear millions of years older than they really are as they are sampled closer to the shores, because they formed solidified in a parallel hyperspace in the oceanic crust, whose spacetime becomes more and more distorted as we approach the shores. Of course, basalts sampled in this area show a normal decay rate in the laboratory: as soon as they are extracted from this parallel hyperspace, the decay of their radionuclids becomes normal again.


Another victory for AFDave.

Next?

:-)

  
k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,02:47   

Bwhahahahahahaha Dr Podovski

HOW STUPID would you have to be to believe That stuff.

uh...question already answered.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,03:21   

Well, I read back 15 pages or so and I didn't see it but, if we are still even trying to present real info to the Snake Oil ® salesman, did anyone mention the magnetic reversals?



My explanation is that God didn't actually Flud the earth, he stripped away the magnetosphere and let everyone get irradiated. Noahaster and his clan didn't build an ark, rather a giant lead coated sporting arena where everyone stayed until god gave us back the magnetothingy. and this time, god put north to the north and south to the south (mostly, noahs intruments weren't very precise so god didn't worry too much).

Link here for davey to read

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,04:30   

er, so it WAS a flood.... of radiation!

Isn't that what led to "Night of the Living Dead"?

So Night of the Living Dead was actually a documentary re-enactment based on your hypothesis of the true nature of the flood and its effects?

fascinating.

tell me more.

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,04:48   

see, the problem with 'ol Davey is he thinks the guys who work for AIG are smart.

so he can't comprehend that they aren't, and that they basically get just about everything wrong.

Dave is proud that so many smart folks think just like he does.

and there lies the biggest fallacy of all.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,05:46   

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did anyone mention the magnetic reversals?

A couple of pages back I pointed out how ridiculous Walt Brown's lies about the reversals are.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,05:55   

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Quote (BWE @ Aug. 02 2006,08:21)
did anyone mention the magnetic reversals?

A couple of pages back I pointed out how ridiculous Walt Brown's lies about the reversals are.

I might have missed it, but I read the link, Jon, and I didn't see any "explanation" at all for the magnetic reversals. Dr. Brown claims he has an explanation, but then unaccountably fails to present it. Are we just supposed to take him at his word?

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,06:11   

No, NO, eric!! You see, you have to BUY THE BOOK so that Waltzy will then disclose the secrets of his whizzing hydroplates that zoom around the earth at 1 km/hr...kind of like how AirHead was told that **if he bought the books,** "Dr." Humphreys of ICR would disclose his helium ratios for the Fenton Hill zircons...except..well, he didn't.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,06:16   

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No, NO, eric!! You see, you have to BUY THE BOOK so that Waltzy will then disclose the secrets of his whizzing hydroplates that zoom around the earth at 1 km/hr

Oh. Is this, like, you know, one of those infomercials you see at two in the morning when some guy talks about how he used to slave away at a dead-end job for years until he discovered an ancient wealth-creating secret, which he can't wait to share with you once you buy his 99-dollar book along with the poorly-produced, bug-ridden CD-ROM with the cheesy soundtrack?

I wonder if that's why Dave doesn't ever post any quotes from Walt's book. He's afraid Walt will sue him for copyright infringement.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,06:37   

Grave robbers took all the lead during roman times to make eating utensils and vitamin pills. All we have is a written document by the roman governor of the times claiming the jews started all the wars in history. Of course he was drunk and trying to tell the legionaires who was boss. Since the Anti defamation league's writings were burned at alexandria, there is no way to know if he issued a formal apology through his publicists or not.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,06:45   

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Now my turn.  Have you ever seen a bacteria evolve into a jellyfish?  And the jellyfish evolve into a squid?   Squid to fish?  Fish to amphibian?  Huh?  Have you now?  No?  Didn't think so.


Ha ha ha, he got you, Eric.  Have you ever seen U-238 decay for 4.5 billion years, have you ever seen Darwin, Einstein, Jesus, or Noah?  Haver you ever seen a global flood, creation, Adam, or Eve?  Have you even seen a god create anything?  So what are you doing claiming that all these things happened?

Oh, or was Eric the wrong person to be asking?

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,07:23   

Now , now Glenn

.....only Creationists are allowed to ask questions that can't be proved ....without an intelligence transplant.

...and besides he asked first nya nya nya thrrrrrrp.

And his Daddy TOLD him it was true...so it IS true...so there.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,07:25   

- Well, I've seen a horsefly, I've seen a dragonfly.
I've seen a housefly.
I've seen a peanut stand and heard a rubber band.
I seen a needle that winked its eye.
But I be done seen about ever'thing
When I see a jellyfish turn into a squid

I seen a front porch swing heard a diamond ring
I seen a polka-dot railroad tie
But I be done seen 'bout ever'thing
When I see a jellyfish turn into a squid
             
I saw a clotheshorse He rear up and buck
And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck
(I didn't see that I only heard)
           
I heard a fireside chat - I saw a baseball bat
But I be done seen 'bout ever'thing
When I see a jellyfish turn into a squid

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,08:00   

careful, i think Disney might ask you for royalties.

;)

now, let's get back to the "flood of radiation" hypothesis...

do you think that's where zombie mythology originally came from?

some mythology has some kernel of truth to it, so maybe the whole zombie thing was related to the noatic radiation flood?

How long did it take the zombies to finally disintegrate before noah and co. could come out of their bomb shelter/ark?

and how did the radiation flood create the grand canyon?

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,08:36   

Quote (ericmurphy @ Aug. 02 2006,10:55)
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did anyone mention the magnetic reversals?

A couple of pages back I pointed out how ridiculous Walt Brown's lies about the reversals are.

I might have missed it, but I read the link, Jon, and I didn't see any "explanation" at all for the magnetic reversals. Dr. Brown claims he has an explanation, but then unaccountably fails to present it. Are we just supposed to take him at his word?

I suppose that's pretty much it.

What I was referring to was his "there are no reversals" lie and his Hovind-esque "a compass wouldn't change direction" claim.  Obviously he's counting on his audience to be too stupid to realize that a large constant signal (the present magnetic field) plus a smaller signal that varies from positive to negative (the recording in the rocks of the paleomagnetic field) adds up to a varying but always positive overall signal (what's measured by the magnetomoter as it moves along the ocean floor).

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,09:03   

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That explanation is wrong, as detailed magnetic maps clearly show. There are no magnetic reversals on the ocean floor, and no compass would reverse direction if brought near an alleged “reversed” band.


OMG. Stupid doesn't do this stuff justice.

Innocent until proven guilty???? Alleged???

Fuck.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,10:35   

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What I was referring to was his "there are no reversals" lie and his Hovind-esque "a compass wouldn't change direction" claim.  Obviously he's counting on his audience to be too stupid to realize that a large constant signal (the present magnetic field) plus a smaller signal that varies from positive to negative (the recording in the rocks of the paleomagnetic field) adds up to a varying but always positive overall signal (what's measured by the magnetomoter as it moves along the ocean floor).

Well, if people like Dave are his target audience, his assumption is certainly warranted.

But regardless of whether Dr. Brown thinks there's an actual reversal, he still hasn't explained why the magnetic profile is what it is. He doesn't deny that the profile varies (in fact he's got a little diagram of it). So what's his explanation for the profile?

I didn't see one. Maybe there's one in the book, Dave?

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,13:50   

Dave,

I have, right here in my office, a small piece of equipment that can measure salinity relatively accurately to parts per thousand. Any guesses on how it works? Any guesses on what it measures?

Hint: you don't need to know much but you need to know more than you do.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 02 2006,14:46   

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You are a very bad man.

BWE said this to afdave somewhere up there, and I think it is a sentence that bears repeating, making sure to name the one for whom it is intended.

afdave, you are a very bad man.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 03 2006,06:38   

I can just see the watchmaker, searching with his hand behind him, muttering.

"Where the hel! did I put that damm viamin-c gene wrench?" Oh he11, I'm tired, I'll just stick them down over by those fruit trees and forget about that gene on these ones."

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 03 2006,06:41   

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But regardless of whether Dr. Brown thinks there's an actual reversal, he still hasn't explained why the magnetic profile is what it is. He doesn't deny that the profile varies (in fact he's got a little diagram of it). So what's his explanation for the profile?

I didn't see one. Maybe there's one in the book, Dave?
Maybe as the continents were zooming around the oceans at 100 mph, they were also spinning, and the spinning created a magnetic field.

   
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