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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2018,17:49   

Quote (JohnW @ Sep. 17 2018,13:39)
Quote (Henry J @ Sep. 17 2018,08:07)
Must have been a bunch of toaster breakdowns since Thursday?

Either new meds or new probation officer.

Did the public liberry kick him out after too many smell complaints?  :D  :)  :p

   
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2018,19:15   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Sep. 17 2018,10:26)
Bump

Your "bump" was a couple of replies too early... ;)

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 19 2018,02:57   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 18 2018,01:49)
Quote (JohnW @ Sep. 17 2018,13:39)
 
Quote (Henry J @ Sep. 17 2018,08:07)
Must have been a bunch of toaster breakdowns since Thursday?

Either new meds or new probation officer.

Did the public liberry kick him out after too many smell complaints?  :D  :)  :p

No, for eating the crayons...

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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 19 2018,08:37   

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Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 18 2018,01:49)
   
Quote (JohnW @ Sep. 17 2018,13:39)
   
Quote (Henry J @ Sep. 17 2018,08:07)
Must have been a bunch of toaster breakdowns since Thursday?

Either new meds or new probation officer.

Did the public liberry kick him out after too many smell complaints?  :D  :)  :p

No, for eating the crayons...

... and the paste.

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

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JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 19 2018,11:23   

Quote (fnxtr @ Sep. 19 2018,06:37)
Quote (k.e.. @ Sep. 19 2018,00:57)
 
Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 18 2018,01:49)
   
Quote (JohnW @ Sep. 17 2018,13:39)
     
Quote (Henry J @ Sep. 17 2018,08:07)
Must have been a bunch of toaster breakdowns since Thursday?

Either new meds or new probation officer.

Did the public liberry kick him out after too many smell complaints?  :D  :)  :p

No, for eating the crayons...

... and the paste.

The idea of Joe going to a library, or anywhere else where he might learn something, is just... no.  Can't imagine it.

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 19 2018,20:02   

And besides, a library isn't too likely to have a toaster, broken or otherwise.

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 20 2018,07:27   

Quote (Henry J @ Sep. 20 2018,04:02)
And besides, a library isn't too likely to have a toaster, broken or otherwise.

Or roses to be smelt. His nurse may have parked his Cyclops inspired weather system flooded chair in the sun for good. For whom the indignantly blamed troll bellend  returns?

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
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Tony M Nyphot



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2018,12:07   

While making oatmeal this morning in the microwave, I followed a 2-step process, heating it up once, waiting a bit and heating it up a second time.

For the first step, I entered 60 on the numeric keypad. The microwave ran for 60 seconds.

For the second step, I entered 100 on the numeric keypad. The microwave ran for 60 seconds.

According to JoeG-logic:

– 60 is the same as 100
– 60 is interchangeable with 100

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2018,12:25   

IOW, your microwave just flunked basic math?

  
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