Joined: June 2006
|Quote (Kristine @ July 23 2011,11:00)|
|Quote (Seversky @ July 23 2011,05:34)|
|It makes me wonder who God might pray to when traffic on the Etherial Net gets too heavy - "???? save me from all these idiot prayer requests! What, do they think I'm mortal or something? I'm omniscient, for my sake! I know what they're going to think before the thought has even popped into their little pea-brains. I sure as The Other Place don't need them hogging bandwidth yapping about it the whole time!"|
If there is a God S/He must feel like a damn gumball machine! ;)
"Earth? Oh, right, that's where they go to church every Sunday, beggin' and prayin'... day off, my ass." -- God according to Carlin.
"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory
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