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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:01    It's the documentary of how the DI and affiliated tards get reamed in court, the lies that are told through the exploritory process. etc. Angelina Jolie Plays ERV. Clooney plays PZ. Kevin Miller Plays Hitler.. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:11    No, I think that Jonathan Wells should have a dual role. He gets to play both himself and Hitler. Shouldn't be too much of a stretch for him. Of course, we'd still need to find a role for Luskin. And Fafarman! -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Occam's Aftershave Posts: 5287 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:18    Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) plays Dembski.  Danny DeVito plays Behe.  And the challenging role of Casey Luskin is handled by a trained chipmunk. -------------- "CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way" "All the evidence supports Creation baraminology" "If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic." "Jews and Christians are Muslims." - Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:25    Quote (Albatrossity2 @ April 10 2008,14:11) No, I think that Jonathan Wells should have a dual role. He gets to play both himself and Hitler. Shouldn't be too much of a stretch for him. Of course, we'd still need to find a role for Luskin. And Fafarman! Luskin plays The Weasel! Unfortunately, the weasel gets run over quite early in the film.  One of the EVIL ID Scientists, (Dembski, played by Don Knots, and assisted by his evil clown DaveScot, played by Jim Nabors), resurrect the weasel and try to insert both a backbone and brain into him.  Alas and alack however, as weasels were just not designed to handle a brain and a backbone, and Luskin is ejected onto the trash heap off history. Dr. Dr. Dembski is forced to look for other unwitting victims volunteer at UD, and hilarity ensues. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:26    Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 10 2008,14:18) And the challenging role of Casey Luskin is handled by a trained chipmunk. Casting Call !!!!! -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:29    Ben Stein as JAVison!!! -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,15:01    Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 10 2008,14:18) Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) plays Dembski.  Danny DeVito plays Behe.  And the challenging role of Casey Luskin is handled by a trained chipmunk. No, I think Atkinson is perfect for the role of Denyse. Christopher Walken seems better as Dembski... -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,15:05    Quote (Albatrossity2 @ April 10 2008,15:01) Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 10 2008,14:18) Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) plays Dembski.  Danny DeVito plays Behe.  And the challenging role of Casey Luskin is handled by a trained chipmunk. No, I think Atkinson is perfect for the role of Denyse. Christopher Walken seems better as Dembski... I think Walken is tired of playing villains.[CODE][/CODE] -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Quidam Posts: 229 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,15:42    Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 10 2008,13:18) Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) plays Dembski.  Danny DeVito plays Behe. Dr. Dr. Beanski -------------- The organized fossils ... and their localities also, may be understood by all, even the most illiterate. William Smith, Strata. 1816

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,15:48    Brad Dourif has got to play Dembski. Grima Wormtongue :: Bill Dembski. See? -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,16:05    I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.  Also: Dembski (in the courtroom scene): Claude Rains. Howard Ahmanson: Donald Pleasance DaveTard: Chris Barrie (aka Arnold Rimmer) -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

Quidam Posts: 229 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,16:48    Quote (JohnW @ April 10 2008,15:05) I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.   -------------- The organized fossils ... and their localities also, may be understood by all, even the most illiterate. William Smith, Strata. 1816

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,20:08    Quote (JohnW @ April 10 2008,15:05) I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.  Also: Dembski (in the courtroom scene): Claude Rains. Howard Ahmanson: Donald Pleasance DaveTard: Chris Barrie (aka Arnold Rimmer) I'm shocked at you guys. Something wrong with finger puppets? Parrots? Trained monkeys and apes? -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,20:14    I had to jump into my ROFLcopter to escape the LOLocaust* after looking at those pictures... *Not caused by Darwin -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Occam's Aftershave Posts: 5287 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,00:06    Quote (Quidam @ April 10 2008,16:48) Quote (JohnW @ April 10 2008,15:05) I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.                 Early leader for Photoshop Of The Year -------------- "CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way" "All the evidence supports Creation baraminology" "If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic." "Jews and Christians are Muslims." - Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,12:00    Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 11 2008,00:06) Quote (Quidam @ April 10 2008,16:48)   Quote (JohnW @ April 10 2008,15:05) I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.   :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D Early leader for Photoshop Of The Year Photoshop? *squints* -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,12:20    Quote (Richardthughes @ April 11 2008,12:00) Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 11 2008,00:06) Quote (Quidam @ April 10 2008,16:48)   Quote (JohnW @ April 10 2008,15:05) I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.   :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D Early leader for Photoshop Of The Year Photoshop? *squints* Rich - Yes, Photoshop.   Clearly Denyse is not actually this good-looking. Time to get the eyes checked. HTH :) -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,12:35    Is it just me who thinks that this film should be a porno? Right from the outset I should stress that I do not see any of the characters being played by themselves. Jenna Jameson as Denyse? C'mon the juxtaposition ALONE should cause some portion of the universe to implode spontaneously out of ironic disgust. Cheesy music, poor production values, very little resemblence to reality....need I say more? Perhaps people should think about just what DaveTard and crew do to Dembski before signing off on this suggestion as a strictly hetero production. I think that the UD scenes should be represented as a frustratingly impotent and flatulent homosexual orgy, with occasional visitors in masks popping in and poking the regulars in sensitive areas with sticks. Anyone? No? I'll get my coat again! Louis -------------- Bye.

silverspoon Posts: 123 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,14:41    Jack Elam should be resurrected so he could play David Berlinski. The resemblance is uncanny. -------------- Grand Poobah of the nuclear mafia

Quidam Posts: 229 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,15:27    Quote (Louis @ April 11 2008,11:35) Jenna Jameson as Denyse? C'mon the juxtaposition ALONE should cause some portion of the universe to implode spontaneously out of ironic disgust. I need a cold shower -------------- The organized fossils ... and their localities also, may be understood by all, even the most illiterate. William Smith, Strata. 1816

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,15:32    Quote (Quidam @ April 11 2008,15:27) Quote (Louis @ April 11 2008,11:35) Jenna Jameson as Denyse? C'mon the juxtaposition ALONE should cause some portion of the universe to implode spontaneously out of ironic disgust. I need a cold shower You know.... I'm willing to bet a single-malt bottle of scotch that she still writes at a Jr. High level, but it doesn't  seem to bother me quite as much... -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Nomad Posts: 311 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 13 2008,02:37    Quote (J-Dog @ April 11 2008,15:32) Quote (Quidam @ April 11 2008,15:27) Quote (Louis @ April 11 2008,11:35) Jenna Jameson as Denyse? C'mon the juxtaposition ALONE should cause some portion of the universe to implode spontaneously out of ironic disgust. I need a cold shower You know.... I'm willing to bet a single-malt bottle of scotch that she still writes at a Jr. High level, but it doesn't  seem to bother me quite as much... The fact that it looks like her face was surgically grafted onto another body bothers me quite a bit, actually.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 13 2008,03:43    Quote (Quidam @ April 11 2008,21:27) Quote (Louis @ April 11 2008,11:35) Jenna Jameson as Denyse? C'mon the juxtaposition ALONE should cause some portion of the universe to implode spontaneously out of ironic disgust. I need a cold shower It's taken me a while to gather myself to comment on that photoshop. You have defaced a beautiful, stunning woman with the face of the beast, I can never look at her the same way again. Coincidentally and conveniently this now means I have over 300 gig of free hard drive space all of a sudden! {ahem} Louis -------------- Bye.

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