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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2008,06:01   

"I'm a little disappointed you didn't use a picture of a pilot of a Japanese Zero."

Nomad, if you slide the picture left, the markings say 'rescue' in Japanese.

Thanks for the kind words.  Hang in there.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2008,07:05   

Chance?

http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin....7;st=30

After I posted Nov. 05 2006,00:15 this thread was dead until May 27, 07.

Check my post May 28 2007,21:47

Cute

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,23:36   

IRON

Dan 9:25 Know therefore and understand, [that] from the going forth of the
commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince
[shall be] seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built
again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

edit:

"seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks"  =   W x O x R x D ( 69 circles )

3AZ x word = 22,680 ( 90 % of 70 circles )

22,680 x ( 3 x God ) = 47, 900,160


(AZ + half AZ) x 180 = IRON (3AZ x word x 1.5)

IRON x (2 x GOD) = 47,900,160

The trinity (God x God x God) = 47,900,160

Rev 12:5 And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and [to] his throne.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2008,22:32   

Jhn 1:1  In the beginning was the Word, and the
Word was with God, and the Word was God.
( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ = Love x G x O x D

(1)    God x God x God  ............................................................ = 47,900,160
(2)    70 seven fold x 99 x love................................................... = 47,900,160
(3)    God x 1260 x love ............................................................ = 47,900,160
(4)    10 %  of heaven seven fold x God x God ............................ = 47,900,160
(5)    10 % of heaven seven fold x (Eve + 22)
        x 1260............................................................................. = 47,900,160
       
(6)    (Eve x 22) x (Eve + 22) x seven circles folded ......................= 47,900,160
(7)    704 x 1260 x 54  ............................................................. = 47,900,160
       704 x 1260 = 32 x 77 x 360 .....so
(8)      Eve x Christ x 360 x love (54)......................................... = 47,900,160
(9)      One x one week x (3xGod) ............................................. = 47,900,160
(10)    Iron x 2 x God ............................................................... = 47,900,160
(11)   1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x11x12............................................  = 47,900,160
         (10 % of ‘you 12')
(12)    G x O x D x God x (3 x God)........................................... = 47,900,160
(13)    First x last x It x (3 x God).............................................. = 47,900,160
(14)    ( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ x (3 x God).............................. = 47,900,160
(15)   (J x E x S x U x S  x  AZ) + (J + E + S + U + S) x AZ x 15 .= 47,900,160
(16)   47,900,160 minus (Jesus squared x one) ......................... = 47,160,900

edit/add 3/05:
(17)  AZ squared + (AZ x love) x (God x 3) ...............................= 47,900,160
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,08:36   

Here are the mathematical answers for the above post:

(1) 704 x 1260 x 54

(2) 8960 x 99 x54

(3) 704 x 1260 x 54

(4) 10 % of 7040 (55 x 128) x 1260 x 54

(5) 704 x (32 + 22) x 1260

(6) (32 x 22) x (32 + 22) x  1260 ( 7 x 360/2)

(7) 704 x 1260 x 54

(8) 32 x 77 x360 x54

(9) 135(ace, one) x 168 (hours) x (3 x 704)

(10) 9 x 18 x 15 x 14 x ( 2 x 704)

(11) 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 x 6 x 7 x 8 x 9 x 11 x 12

(12) (7 x 15 x 4) x 54 x 2112 ( U 12)

(13) 9 x 14 x 9 x 20 x 2112

(14) (23 + 15 + 18 + 4) x ( 3 x 126) x 2112

(15) (10 x 5 x 19 x 21 x 19 x 126) + ( 74 x 126 x 15 )

(16) 47,900,160 minus 739,260 ( 74 squared x 135)

(17) 126 squared (15,876) + (126 x 54) x 2112

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2008,10:01   

Enough of this, O human magic 8-ball, and tell me if I shall ever become the next Ann Miller of Darwinian shimmies…

…or at least the next Shirley Jackson of atheist fictpun. O tell me! ;)

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2008,19:25   

Happy Birthday Kristine

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2008,19:45   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Mar. 22 2008,19:25)
Happy Birthday Kristine

Zero

I'll link this one into the right thread for ya, (H/Z)ero.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2008,20:03   

Thanks Richard

This is kinda unusual:

One God (704) x 1260 x love = 47,900,160
Two Gods (1408) x IRON       = 47,900,160
Three Gods (2112) x 22,680  = 47,900,160

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2008,22:32   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Feb. 27 2008,22:32)
Jhn 1:1  In the beginning was the Word, and the
Word was with God, and the Word was God.
( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ = Love x G x O x D

(1)    God x God x God  ............................................................ = 47,900,160
(2)    70 seven fold x 99 x love................................................... = 47,900,160
(3)    God x 1260 x love ............................................................ = 47,900,160
(4)    10 %  of heaven seven fold x God x God ............................ = 47,900,160
(5)    10 % of heaven seven fold x (Eve + 22)
        x 1260............................................................................. = 47,900,160
       
(6)    (Eve x 22) x (Eve + 22) x seven circles folded ......................= 47,900,160
(7)    704 x 1260 x 54  ............................................................. = 47,900,160
       704 x 1260 = 32 x 77 x 360 .....so
(8)      Eve x Christ x 360 x love (54)......................................... = 47,900,160
(9)      One x one week x (3xGod) ............................................. = 47,900,160
(10)    Iron x 2 x God ............................................................... = 47,900,160
(11)   1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x11x12............................................  = 47,900,160
         (10 % of ‘you 12')
(12)    G x O x D x God x (3 x God)........................................... = 47,900,160
(13)    First x last x It x (3 x God).............................................. = 47,900,160
(14)    ( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ x (3 x God).............................. = 47,900,160
(15)   (J x E x S x U x S  x  AZ) + (J + E + S + U + S) x AZ x 15 .= 47,900,160
(16)   47,900,160 minus (Jesus squared x one) ......................... = 47,160,900

edit/add 3/05:
(17)  AZ squared + (AZ x love) x (God x 3) ...............................= 47,900,160
Zero

AZ

AZ is the Alpha and Omega,
the beginning and the end,
the first and the last.

Rev 22:13  I am Alpha and Omega*,
                the beginning and the end,
                the first and the last.

I & N are the first & last letters in the bible.
I (9) + N (14) = IN, END (5 + 14 + 4), or I Am (9 + 1 + 13)
The beginning (9) x the end (14) = 126*
God (26) + Jesus (74) + God (26) = 126*
A = 1
Z = 26
AZ (126) + 360 = 486
126 + 9 = 135 (ACE)
A through Z (351) + 135  = 486
351 + 9 = 360
360 divided by 74 = 4.86486486 to infinity
1 divided by 74 = .00135135135 to infinity

Beginning and end can both be looped to have
the same values of nothing but 9 & 14.

B  E  G  I   N   N   I   N  G /  B  E
2   5  7   9  14  14  9  14  7     2  5
(   14   )                          (   14     )

  E   N   D /  E   N   D
  5   14   4    5    14  4
             (  9  )



Zec 9:9 Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he [is] just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an ass*, and upon a colt the foal of an ass*.

Mat 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.**




I (first) x N (last) = AZ (126)
AZ + O (nothing in me) = 1260
Jesus ( GD or 74 ) + 'nothing in me' (O) = GOD (704)

Jehovah (69) x 360 = WORD (24,840)
WORD (23 x 15 x 18 x 4) + 360 = Seventy circles, 25,200

90% of 25,200 = 22,680 (63 circles)
10 % of 25,200 = 2,520 (seven circles) (2 x 1260)
The word  “GOD” says “ seven circles folded” (1260)

1/2 AZ (63) x 360 = 22,680

1.5 x 22,680 = 34,020 (I x R x O x N ) (edit)
 
Rev.12:5  And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and [to] his throne.

Does God keep his "WORD"?
Does God have a goal, direction, time frame, purpose, or are things left to chance?

Dan 9:24  Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish
the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to
bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.

Dan 9:25 Know therefore and understand, [that] from the going forth of the
commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince
[shall be] seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built
again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

In  "seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks", 69 weeks, 69 circles,WORD, (24,840):
1. finish the transgression
2. make an end of sins
3. make reconciliation for iniquity
4.bring in everlasting righteousness
5.seal up the vision and prophecy

In seventieth week, one circle:

6.anoint the most Holy (the Messiah the Prince)

The kingdom of heaven is ni.  (the first is last)
Man's best friend is God turned backward. 126* x 180 ( a ewey), or
one x one week, or 135 (ace) x 168 (24/7), or AZ x IT (22,680)


Jhn 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the
Word was with God, and the Word was God.

( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ................. = 22,680
Love x G x O x D .............................= 22,680
W x O x R x D (24,840) =   (6 x 360) + 22,680                    
AZ  squared  + (AZ x love)                 = 22,680

*AZ

** AZ under

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2008,22:36   

Hang on.

Quote
1/2 AZ (63) x 360 = 22,680
1 & 1/2 AZ x 360 = 34,020 (I x R x O x N )


Why isn't the "1 & 1/2" version 3 times larger than the "1/2" one? 1.5 = 3 x 0.5

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2008,23:28   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 23 2008,22:36)
Hang on.

 
Quote
1/2 AZ (63) x 360 = 22,680
1 & 1/2 AZ x 360 = 34,020 (I x R x O x N )


Why isn't the "1 & 1/2" version 3 times larger than the "1/2" one? 1.5 = 3 x 0.5

You are right Richard and I'm glad you caught it.

What I meant was:

1&1/2 of [1/2 AZ (63) x 360] or 22,680 x 1.5 = 34,020

Thanks, I'll edit.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 24 2008,21:16   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Feb. 27 2008,22:32)
Jhn 1:1  In the beginning was the Word, and the
Word was with God, and the Word was God.
( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ = Love x G x O x D

(1)    God x God x God  ................................................................. = 47,900,160
(2)    70 seven fold x 99 x love................................................... = 47,900,160
(3)    God x 1260 x love ............................................................ = 47,900,160
(4)    10 %  of heaven seven fold x God x God ............................ = 47,900,160
(5)    10 % of heaven seven fold x (Eve + 22)
        x 1260............................................................................. = 47,900,160
       
(6)    (Eve x 22) x (Eve + 22) x seven circles folded ......................= 47,900,160
(7)    704 x 1260 x 54  ............................................................. = 47,900,160
       704 x 1260 = 32 x 77 x 360 .....so
(8)      Eve x Christ x 360 x love (54)......................................... = 47,900,160
(9)      One x one week x (3xGod) ............................................. = 47,900,160
(10)    Iron x 2 x God ............................................................... = 47,900,160
(11)   1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x11x12............................................  = 47,900,160
         (10 % of ‘you 12')
(12)    G x O x D x God x (3 x God)........................................... = 47,900,160
(13)    First x last x It x (3 x God).............................................. = 47,900,160
(14)    ( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ x (3 x God).............................. = 47,900,160
(15)   (J x E x S x U x S  x  AZ) + (J + E + S + U + S) x AZ x 15 .= 47,900,160
(16)   47,900,160 minus (Jesus squared x one) ......................... = 47,160,900

edit/add 3/05:
(17)  AZ squared + (AZ x love) x (God x 3) ...............................= 47,900,160
Zero

        Here is another way of expressing #'s 1, 3, 7, & 10
        (Love* x 1260 =2 x IRON)

(18)   2 x IRON x God ........................................= 47,900,160

       Sgs 2:4 He brought me to the banqueting house, and his banner* over me [was] love*.

       Looking through the eyes* of love*.

      * 54

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(Permalink) Posted: April 03 2008,07:07   

(1)    God x God x God  ................................................................. = 47,900,160
(2)    70 seven fold x 99 x love................................................... = 47,900,160
(3)    God x 1260 x love ............................................................ = 47,900,160
(4)    10 %  of heaven seven fold x God x God ............................ = 47,900,160
(5)    10 % of heaven seven fold x (Eve + 22)
       x 1260............................................................................. = 47,900,160
     
(6)    (Eve x 22) x (Eve + 22) x seven circles folded ......................= 47,900,160
(7)    704 x 1260 x 54  ............................................................. = 47,900,160
      704 x 1260 = 32 x 77 x 360 .....so
(8)      Eve x Christ x 360 x love (54)......................................... = 47,900,160
(9)      One x one week x (3xGod) ............................................. = 47,900,160
(10)    Iron x 2 x God ............................................................... = 47,900,160
(11)   1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x11x12.............................................  = 47,900,160
        (10 % of ‘you 12')
(12)    G x O x D x God x (3 x God)........................................... = 47,900,160
(13)    First x last x It x (3 x God).............................................. ..= 47,900,160
(14)    ( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ x (3 x God).............................. = 47,900,160
(15)   (J x E x S x U x S  x  AZ) + (J + E + S + U + S) x AZ x 15 .= 47,900,160
(16)   47,900,160 minus (Jesus squared x one) ............................. = 47,160,900
(17)  AZ squared + (AZ x love) x (God x 3) .................................= 47,900,160
(18)   2 x IRON x God ................................................................= 47,900,160
(19)  IRON x 11 seven fold...........................................................= 47,900,160


The kingdom of heaven is like 11, a woman (the mother of all living)
hid in 3 measures, G, O, & D.
Eve x 22 = GOD (704)
Eve + 22 = GOD (54)

(20) Love/2 x 1260 x 11 seven fold................................................= 47,900,160

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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2008,09:28   

Over 2,500 hits since my Feb. 27 post.

"I figure I get one free whine.

Is this topic too incoherent to deserve a reply?"

(Remark stolen from BWE)

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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2008,10:30   



2/3 of the trinity (family) of GOD.

The least is greatest.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2008,12:10   

What is the square root of jesus?

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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2008,13:00   

Please Christopher, don't make this thread more scary then it is already. But just to give him a break, I'll do it for him:
Jesus = 74
Root from 74 = 8,602 ofcourse rounded off.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2008,14:37   

Quote (Assassinator @ April 04 2008,13:00)
Please Christopher, don't make this thread more scary then it is already. But just to give him a break, I'll do it for him:
Jesus = 74
Root from 74 = 8,602 ofcourse rounded off.

HOLY COW MAN!  Get this:

Take the square root of Jesus

8,602

Divide by 2

4,301

Now divide by 5

860.20

Now subract

864.20

And you have

46 which is my age!  This proves I am Jesus!

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(Permalink) Posted: April 04 2008,22:51   

Exd 24:1 And he said unto Moses, Come up unto the LORD, thou, and Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and seventy of the elders of Israel; and worship ye afar off.  (74)

Isa 13:12 I will make a man more precious than fine gold; even a man than the golden wedge of Ophir.  

1Ki 9:28 And they came to Ophir, and fetched from thence gold, four hundred and twenty talents, and brought [it] to king Solomon.

God + 12(L) = gold

G x O x D = 420

Christopher, Christ/ophir = 2/3 of the family of God.

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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2008,00:45   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Feb. 25 2008,23:36)
IRON

Dan 9:25 Know therefore and understand, [that] from the going forth of the
commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince
[shall be] seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built
again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

edit:

"seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks"  =   W x O x R x D ( 69 circles )

3AZ x word = 22,680 ( 90 % of 70 circles )

22,680 x ( 3 x God ) = 47, 900,160


(AZ + half AZ) x 180 = IRON (3AZ x word x 1.5)

IRON x (2 x GOD) = 47,900,160

The trinity (God x God x God) = 47,900,160

Rev 12:5 And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and [to] his throne.

Is this just fun or do you actually mean anything with posts like these?

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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2008,05:42   

Actually BWE, to me, they are both fun and meaningful.  I see a wall being built,
"even in troublous times".  Because every stone fits "without noise of hammer", I
know they are designed.

Thanks for askin'.

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2008,17:25   

No problem Zero. What does the wall look like? Is there a corresponding tune?

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2008,17:57   

"Alley Cat"

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Assassinator



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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2008,19:30   

Another Brick in the Wall?
(sorry, couldn't resist)

  
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2008,20:05   

Quote (Assassinator @ April 05 2008,19:30)
Another Brick in the Wall?
(sorry, couldn't resist)

See, that's the difference between you and me. :)

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

The Daily Wingnut

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2008,20:13   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ April 04 2008,14:37)
Quote (Assassinator @ April 04 2008,13:00)
Please Christopher, don't make this thread more scary then it is already. But just to give him a break, I'll do it for him:
Jesus = 74
Root from 74 = 8,602 ofcourse rounded off.

HOLY COW MAN!  Get this:

Take the square root of Jesus

8,602

Divide by 2

4,301

Now divide by 5

860.20

Now subract

864.20

And you have

46 which is my age!  This proves I am Jesus!

I turn 46 this fall. Does this mean I'll be Jesus then, too?*


*Might be kind of awkward, given that I'm not a Christian. Or does becoming Jesus automatically make one a Christian?

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(Permalink) Posted: April 05 2008,22:51   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ April 05 2008,20:13)
I turn 46 this fall. Does this mean I'll be Jesus then, too?*


*Might be kind of awkward, given that I'm not a Christian. Or does becoming Jesus automatically make one a Christian?

I don't think so, I mean being Jesus didn't make Jesus* a Christian.  Which also makes me think it wouldn't be awkward.  And you'd be a big hit at parties with the whole water to wine thing.

Just look out for people looking to eat your flesh or drink your blood.

*the first one, obviously.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2008,22:08   

Nomad, IMO, turning water into wine and walking on water were not 'fun' things.
They were done to 'prove' he was God's son although he isn't.
How can one be a 'Christian' if Christ, Jesus's son, is not born until Rev. 12:5.

By chance....A through Z totals 351.

By chance....God (26) divided by Jesus (74) = .351351351 to infinity

By chance...One (1) divided by 74 = 0.0135135135 to infinity

By chance 135 + 351 = 486 (360 + 126) or 9 x love

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: April 09 2008,07:04   

Zero writes: Tuesday, April, 08, 2008 9:26 AM
The everlasting gospel from heaven
Mike, are you sure you are trying to promote the right gospel?
Would God deceive the world? If he knew they would want
to kill his son, he might.

The everlasting gospel:

Sins are not "paid for", they are forgiven.
Those forgiven most will love most.
How can one be a "Christian" when Jesus's son, Christ,
is not born until Rev. 12:5?

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After posting the above on Town Hall yesterday and leaving
for the golf corse, I thought to myself, “I should have titled
that post, ‘Let there be light’, since I thought it profound.”

I pulled up to the club and was not thinking about the weather
nor did I discern any break in the cloud cover there.
As the bag boy opened the door to my van, he remarked,
“I see you brought the sunshine with you.”

Gotta go play!

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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