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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,12:21   

Quote (Ichthyic @ Oct. 28 2006,03:16)
I do wonder why Stevestory invited "0" back for another spin at the wheel of insanity.

did he forget 0 did the same thing here about a year ago?

I also wonder why you all find folks that have obviously gone completely off the deep end amusing.

I don't remember the guy from a year ago. As to your general question, when you read a post by AFDave or Salvador, it's the intellectual equivalent of watching someone jump off a roof because he thinks he can fly. It's gruesome, but sometimes fascinating.

   
Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,14:31   

I just decry the trend towards turning ATBC into a theatre of the macabre.

I'm obviously in the minority, however.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,14:39   

Quote (Ichthyic @ Oct. 28 2006,20:31)
I just decry the trend towards turning ATBC into a theatre of the macabre.

I'm obviously in the minority, however.

You have far more seniority than I so please understand I say the following with due humility...

I have always understood the best and most active forums are a combination of fact, opinon and humor.  If a thread is slightly off-topic or "just for fun" it adds to rather than detracts from the forum.

My 1/50th of a dollar.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,16:04   

Myeh, Lenny's right, ID is dead and we're all just bored while we wait for the next search/replace job.

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,18:51   

Saving the best for last:

Everyone knows how to turn water into wine.

You mash grapes and let them ferment.

Does anyone know how to turn wine into water?

You take the p out of it.

wine - 16 = water

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 28 2006,23:14   

Does anyone know how to turn heaven into a pit
of he##?

Add a little p to it.

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2006,01:23   

The BIg Picture

Most everyone is asking, "What is life all about?  Is there a God. If Jesus was God,
why did he go to the cross?  If we are made like our creater, do we have infinite
minds, and if so, why.
Does he have plans.  Does he have purpose.  Are there better or worse places
than this little round circle we were born on.  Is life a play or novel written like,
"Once upon a time..." and ending with, "and they all lived happily ever after."
How long is the play and will there be an intermisson between acts?  Who's
the writer, director, music composer, set designer, etc, and does every one that
helps, get mentioned in the credits at the end?
After the good, the bad, the ups and downs, tears of sadness, tears of joy, the
beauty, the ugly, hot and cold, love and hate, most are living with the scars but glad to be alive.
Prepairing a list of questions, if they ever see him, some think they are loaded for bear.  Who, what, where, how, when, and why?

Dan 9:24 Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city
to finish the transgression, and to make an
end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity,
and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and
to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to
anoint the most Holy.

Sins are not "paid for".  They are forgiven.
Those forgiven most will love most.
Have you ever heard the story of the prodigal son?
He went to three places, heaven, hello, and then back home.
Life is about family and home.  In that order.
Home is where the heart is.
Who ever heard of a seventy act play?

                            Life's a trip


I said to a tenent of mine one day, "Life is a trip. It's like the temple
in Ezekiel where everything inside is
measured.  If you come in through the north gate,
you have to leave through the south gate.

If you enter through the south door, you must depart through the north door.  
Only the Prince, the Messiah, comes and goes through the east (middle) gate."
I got in my truck, pulled out onto US 1, and wound up behind another truck.
I then glanced at a bumper sticker which said, " Get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on."

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2006,15:34   

No sweat

Life, contrary to what some have said, is not a race to see who is first.  In fact, it's not even a race.  Jesus walked his whole life except for two short donkey rides, but he finished
If you have decided to compete for the prize, it might be wise to prepair a congratulatory speech to all those who might get there before you. It's called " good sportsmanship" and "losing graciously". IMO, there ought to be special classes in all school levels,from grade school to college, to teach this.
When you've had a long record of success, been given awards,  are worshiped by your admirers,
and have had plenty of time to think about, "What if someone ever beats me?", don't say to the kids
watching, "We really are a better team than them.  They just got lucky."

They say the smart money was on Golieth, but by
chance, David got lucky.


 Eze 44:16 They shall enter into my sanctuary, and they shall come near to my table, to minister unto me, and they shall keep my charge
. Eze 44:17 And it shall come to pass, [that] when they enter in at the gates of the inner court, they shall be clothed with linen garments; and no wool shall come upon them, whiles they minister in the gates of the inner court, and within.
Eze 44:18 They shall have linen bonnets upon their heads, and shall have linen breeches upon their loins; they shall not gird [themselves] with any thing that causeth sweat.
Zero

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2006,01:49   

Pasted from:

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus....88Today , 12:37

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Quote: Originally posted by bill78

"Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, [and] one shepherd.
" > > >

Is this quote an out-of-this-world prediction, hereoisreal?

How's your wife doing, with that eye appointment thing

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The word "GOD" phonetically can be read as:

Seven circles folded. (once)

Seven 360s over 2 (2,520 divided by two)

Beginning,G

End, D

and nothing (0) in between.

The prince of this world (Messiah) cometh and has "nothing" in me.
Rev. 12:5

Thanks for asking about my wife. Things are looking up.

She says I have perfect eyes in my AZ. She calls it 20/20

hind sight. Zec. 9:9

Zero

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2006,14:17   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 29 2006,21:34)
No sweat

Life, contrary to what some have said, is not a race to see who is first.  In fact, it's not even a race.  Jesus walked his whole life except for two short donkey rides, but he finished
If you have decided to compete for the prize, it might be wise to prepair a congratulatory speech to all those who might get there before you. It's called " good sportsmanship" and "losing graciously". IMO, there ought to be special classes in all school levels,from grade school to college, to teach this.
When you've had a long record of success, been given awards,  are worshiped by your admirers,
and have had plenty of time to think about, "What if someone ever beats me?", don't say to the kids
watching, "We really are a better team than them.  They just got lucky."

They say the smart money was on Golieth, but by
chance, David got lucky.


 Eze 44:16 They shall enter into my sanctuary, and they shall come near to my table, to minister unto me, and they shall keep my charge
. Eze 44:17 And it shall come to pass, [that] when they enter in at the gates of the inner court, they shall be clothed with linen garments; and no wool shall come upon them, whiles they minister in the gates of the inner court, and within.
Eze 44:18 They shall have linen bonnets upon their heads, and shall have linen breeches upon their loins; they shall not gird [themselves] with any thing that causeth sweat.
Zero

Today, while waiting for my wife in the Target
parking lot, I was thinking about yesterday's
post above.  I said, "God, I've got to slow down
and live what I preach, take time to smell the roses."
Then across from me, a car pulled in to park.
There was just one word on the license plate:

                      "Pooky1"

Just before going to Target, we had been to lunch
at the Olive Garden, where I had stopped in the
foyer as we were leaving,to smell the artificial
flowers as a joke.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,00:19   

Dear Dr Adams,
I live in Florida but have a summer
home in NC near Burnsville.

Get help when the loads too heavy.

Zero


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s=454258a809d709dd;act=ST;f=14;t=3399;st=90

http://www.bloglines.com/blog/hereoisreal

http://www.hereoisreal.com


Here's story # 283 on my web page:

THE STORY OF THE THREE BARES
There are two infinities and I am not talking about cars. There’s infinity ‘big’ and there’s infinity ‘small’. Infinity big is composed of an infinite number of infinite smalls.
You can search in and out, up and down, east and west, as far and as long as you wish. You can even design and build tools to help you along, but they are unending. Man tries to find the small end with a microscope and the big end with a telescope. You were born with naked eyes to function and behold the world around you. That is a bare fact.
There are three time periods: the past, present and future. You cannot live in the past or future.
There are three heavenly bodies that play the greatest role in our lives. The sun, earth and moon. One is too big; one is too little; the other is just right. One is too hot; one is too cold; the other is just right.
I was thinking about that one day as I picked up a Reader’s Digest. I clumsily opened the book near the middle and my eyes fell on some lines of humor, which I began to read. A man vacationing, I believe in a national park, went to the public bath to shower. When he tried unsuccessfully to adjust the water temperature, he shouted in disgust, “This water is too cold.” Another grown-up voice hollered, “This water is too hot.” Then, from a third stall, a small voice proclaimed, “This water is just right.”

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,01:09   

God's 10 %
Jesus's reward for healing 10 lepers was one "Thank you"  10 %
Jesus said, " I have chosen you 12." (one is a devil )
U 12 = 3 x God (2112)
10 % of  1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 x 6 x 7 x 8 x 9 x 10 x 11 x 12 = God x God x God  (704 x 54 x 1260)  
"Word" x 3 AZ = G x O x D x Love  ( 22,680 )  John 1:1  Zec 9:9
U 12 x 22,680 =  47,900,160

Do the math
A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, etc

Zero

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,01:29   

Quote
Do the math



naw, i don't like your dance.  can i do the hustle instead?

I see that mental institutions now allow patients full internet access.

must be fun for you.

you do know you're completely insane, right?

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,01:54   

The writing on the wall.

Think of GOD as a pencil:

There's a createing end,

an erasing end,

and the middle "that"

holds them together.

One GOD, three parts:

G, O, & D  (The beginning,

end, and everything between )

I AM  THAT  I AM

Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,05:07   

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,05:01  
Luk 13:4  Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and slew them, think ye that they were sinners above all men that dwelt in Jerusalem?

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,05:15   

Quote
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Oct. 30 2006,08:34)
 
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 29 2006,22:37)
 
Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 29 2006,09:52)
   
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 29 2006,09:38)
And what are the "chances" that you have 2
eyes to see them?

Zero

If you want depth perception and redundancy, quite likely.

Richard, I wonder what chance, chance has of
recognizing a need for focus or redundancy?

Especially something external to itself.

Just a thought.

Zero

your idocy is this:

you think that chance cannot recognise the "need for focus or redundancy". That's but a straw man.

rephrase your question thusly:

"does redundancy or having eyes that can focus increase or decrease the likelyhood of the thing in question surviving to reproduce".

Of course, 100 eyes may take resources that the creature needs to survive and others spending less energy on that item may survive, but that's likely way over your ability to comprehend - there is no benefit to a mutation if the enviroment does not favour that mutation.

Now just go away and read your bible.

But a one-eyed man is king in the land of the blind.

Why does he need two to survive?
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Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 31 2006,08:35)
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Oct. 30 2006,08:34)
 
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 29 2006,22:37)
 
Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 29 2006,09:52)
   
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 29 2006,09:38)
And what are the "chances" that you have 2
eyes to see them?

Zero

If you want depth perception and redundancy, quite likely.

Richard, I wonder what chance, chance has of
recognizing a need for focus or redundancy?

Especially something external to itself.

Just a thought.

Zero

your idocy is this:

you think that chance cannot recognise the "need for focus or redundancy". That's but a straw man.

rephrase your question thusly:

"does redundancy or having eyes that can focus increase or decrease the likelyhood of the thing in question surviving to reproduce".

Of course, 100 eyes may take resources that the creature needs to survive and others spending less energy on that item may survive, but that's likely way over your ability to comprehend - there is no benefit to a mutation if the enviroment does not favour that mutation.

Now just go away and read your bible.

But a one-eyed man is king in the land of the blind.

Why does he need two to survive?

tell ya what, why dont you tell me how 2 eyes (stereo) is a survival advantage over 1 eye.

You are quite right, 1 eye is better then none (assuming you live in an enviroment that is lit!;) and 2 are better then 1 (assuming there is a survival benefit for 2 over 1 and stereo vision is also more usefull).

Is that simple enougth for you?

Tell ya what, your next move should be something like "but what use is half an eye?".

That's an easy one.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,05:22   

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,09:28  
oldmanintheskydidntdoit, I'll speak for myself
thank you.

Earthworms have survived for millions of years without eyes but what good is half a worm?
Psa 22:6 But I [am] a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people.

Zero

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2006,06:15   

Quote
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 31 2006,16:28)
oldmanintheskydidntdoit, I'll speak for myself
thank you.

Earthworms have survived for millions of years without eyes but what good is half a worm?
Psa 22:6 But I [am] a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people.

Zero

Who will rid me of this meddlesome priest?
Quote
Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 31 2006,09:42)

 
Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 31 2006,16:28)
oldmanintheskydidntdoit, I'll speak for myself
thank you.

Earthworms have survived for millions of years without eyes but what good is half a worm?
Psa 22:6 But I [am] a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people.

Zero

Who will rid me of this meddlesome priest?


:p

I am back to report Sire, that Zero has kicked the Beckett.
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TPH messin' about, says:
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I am back to report Sire, that Zero has kicked the Beckett.


Watt?

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2006,09:29   

Toilet paper

(Written 2/28/06)

Years ago my wife and I knew a couple who had problems getting along.
The wife mentioned to us a particular habit he had
of complaining that she used too much toilet paper.  They separated shortly there after of course.

Ever since, when Joan brings in a package of it, especially super size, from the grocery, I remind her that we really need to cut back. It's one of our in-house out-house jokes.

Two days ago, while reading the paper she exclaimed!  "Honey, you gotta see this!"
Some man, here in Florida, had killed another during  an argument about toilet paper.

When Joan asked me to jot down a couple of items for a grocery list yesterday, even though I knew we had plenty, I wrote down toilet paper and underlined it.

When she finally saw the list she remarked, " It's ironic that you listed 'toilet paper'.  I was going to add it because I have a coupon for it."

Today I read to her the above.  She answered,
“The store was out of the coupon size so I got a rain check.”

Today, March 2, I noticed that we were almost out of tooth paste so I started another list:

1. tooth paste
2 Don’t for get your rain check.

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How many angels does it take to change a
light bulb?

Four.  One to hold the light and three to turn
the world.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2006,02:47   

You might call this an "open letter to Sal"

http://www.uncommondescent.com/archives/1752#more-1752


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This is an all-star cast.
The ID movement is incredibly exciting. As the 21st century begins to unfold, it is becoming increasingly obvious that materialistic reductionism is hopelessly doomed as an explanation for all that we observe. Physical reality is just a medium — a medium in which information, design and mind are expressing themselves.
This will be the great scientific discovery of our age.
Comment by GilDodgen — November 2, 2006 @ 1:40 am
4. crandaddy // Nov 2nd 2006 at 2:12 am
Why are these conferences always either on the West Coast or the East Coast? What about those of us in the middle?
Comment by crandaddy — November 2, 2006 @ 2:12 am

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Sal, I hope you have a great time meeting all these great men.  Sorry, but I won't be there.

It took the Intelligent Designer 70 weeks to empliment and finish his plans and yall are gonna do it in 3 days?

Jhn 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this

fold:

them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be

one fold,

[and] one shepherd

Zero.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2006,16:31   

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Luk 4:9  And he brought him to Jerusalem, and set him on a pinnacle of the temple, and said unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down from hence:

Luk 4:10  For it is written, He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee:

Luk 4:11  And in [their] hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone

It's sorta like walking on water. it breaks all the laws of physics.


Zero

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 04 2006,01:56   

Everyone likes a good puzzle.
If you had a 704 piece puzzle to put together,
the easiest two to find would be the first
and last, beginning and end.

That's the same situation we have with
finding "God".
We have a beginning, G.
We have an end, D.
Now. all we  have to find is the middle, O. ( God between God, AZ , 126).

1Ch 28:18 And for the altar of incense refined gold by weight; and gold for the pattern
of the chariot of the cherubims, that spread out [their wings], and covered the ark of the

covenant of the LORD

Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune
with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims
which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will
give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

AZ, alpha and omega, equals beginning and the end, the first times the last.

Rev 22:13  I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

Zero

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It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 04 2006,03:42   

An irreducible complex system (ICS):

A trap, bait, and a baiter.(bait and switch)

Is this a bad thing?


2Ki 10:18 ¶ And Jehu gathered all the people together, and said unto them, Ahab served Baal a little; [but] Jehu shall serve him much.

2Ki 10:19  Now therefore call unto me all the prophets of Baal, all his servants, and all his priests; let none be wanting: for I have a great sacrifice [to do] to Baal; whosoever shall be wanting, he shall not live. But Jehu did [it] in subtilty, to the intent that he might destroy the worshippers of Baal.

2Ki 10:20  And Jehu said, Proclaim a solemn assembly for Baal. And they proclaimed [it].

2Ki 10:21  And Jehu sent through all Israel: and all the worshippers of Baal came, so that there was not a man left that came not. And they came into the house of Baal; and the house of Baal was full from one end to another.

2Ki 10:22  And he said unto him that [was] over the vestry, Bring forth vestments for all the worshippers of Baal. And he brought them forth vestments.

2Ki 10:23  And Jehu went, and Jehonadab the son of Rechab, into the house of Baal, and said unto the worshippers of Baal, Search, and look that there be here with you none of the servants of the LORD, but the worshippers of Baal only.

2Ki 10:24  And when they went in to offer sacrifices and burnt offerings, Jehu appointed fourscore men without, and said, [If] any of the men whom I have brought into your hands escape, [he that letteth him go], his life [shall be] for the life of him.

2Ki 10:25  And it came to pass, as soon as he had made an end of offering the burnt offering, that Jehu said to the guard and to the captains, Go in, [and] slay them; let none come forth. And they smote them with the edge of the sword; and the guard and the captains cast [them] out, and went to the city of the house of Baal.

2Ki 10:26  And they brought forth the images out of the house of Baal, and burned them.

2Ki 10:27  And they brake down the image of Baal, and brake down the house of Baal, and made it a draught house unto this day.

2Ki 10:28  Thus Jehu destroyed Baal out of Israel.

2Ki 10:29 ¶ Howbeit [from] the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin, Jehu departed not from after them, [to wit], the golden calves that [were] in Bethel, and that [were] in Dan.

2Ki 10:30  And the LORD said unto Jehu, Because thou hast done well in executing [that which is] right in mine eyes, [and] hast done unto the house of Ahab according to all that [was] in mine heart, thy children of the fourth [generation] shall sit on the throne of Israel.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 04 2006,04:13   

Jhn 10:34 Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?

One god said to another god, " Let me tell you about my grandkids.  One is
only 300,000 years old and he's already walking.


Rev 11:16 And the four and twenty elders, which sat before God on their seats, fell upon their faces, and worshipped God,

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 04 2006,04:38   

Yes, Virginia, there is a burning bush.

Do you have an "issue" with God that won't go away?

2Ki 4:8 ¶ And it fell on a day, that Elisha passed to Shunem, where [was] a great woman; and she constrained him to eat bread. And [so] it was, [that] as oft as he passed by, he turned in thither to eat bread.

2Ki 4:9  And she said unto her husband, Behold now, I perceive that this [is] an holy man of God, which passeth by us continually.

2Ki 4:10  Let us make a little chamber, I pray thee, on the wall; and let us set for him there a bed, and a table, and a stool, and a candlestick: and it shall be, when he cometh to us, that he shall turn in thither.

2Ki 4:11  And it fell on a day, that he came thither, and he turned into the chamber, and lay there.

2Ki 4:12  And he said to Gehazi his servant, Call this Shunammite. And when he had called her, she stood before him.

2Ki 4:13  And he said unto him, Say now unto her, Behold, thou hast been careful for us with all this care; what [is] to be done for thee? wouldest thou be spoken for to the king, or to the captain of the host? And she answered, I dwell among mine own people.

2Ki 4:14  And he said, What then [is] to be done for her? And Gehazi answered, Verily she hath no child, and her husband is old.

2Ki 4:15  And he said, Call her. And when he had called her, she stood in the door.

2Ki 4:16  And he said, About this season, according to the time of life, thou shalt embrace a son. And she said, Nay, my lord, [thou] man of God, do not lie unto thine handmaid.

2Ki 4:17  And the woman conceived, and bare a son at that season that Elisha had said unto her, according to the time of life.

2Ki 4:18 ¶ And when the child was grown, it fell on a day, that he went out to his father to the reapers.

2Ki 4:19  And he said unto his father, My head, my head. And he said to a lad, Carry him to his mother.

2Ki 4:20  And when he had taken him, and brought him to his mother, he sat on her knees till noon, and [then] died.

2Ki 4:21  And she went up, and laid him on the bed of the man of God, and shut [the door] upon him, and went out.

2Ki 4:22  And she called unto her husband, and said, Send me, I pray thee, one of the young men, and one of the asses, that I may run to the man of God, and come again.

2Ki 4:23  And he said, Wherefore wilt thou go to him to day? [it is] neither new moon, nor sabbath. And she said, [It shall be] well.

2Ki 4:24  Then she saddled an ass, and said to her servant, Drive, and go forward; slack not [thy] riding for me, except I bid thee.

2Ki 4:25  So she went and came unto the man of God to mount Carmel. And it came to pass, when the man of God saw her afar off, that he said to Gehazi his servant, Behold, [yonder is] that Shunammite:

2Ki 4:26  Run now, I pray thee, to meet her, and say unto her, [Is it] well with thee? [is it] well with thy husband? [is it] well with the child? And she answered, [It is] well.

2Ki 4:27  And when she came to the man of God to the hill, she caught him by the feet: but Gehazi came near to thrust her away. And the man of God said, Let her alone; for her soul [is] vexed within her: and the LORD hath hid [it] from me, and hath not told me.

2Ki 4:28  Then she said, Did I desire a son of my lord? did I not say, Do not deceive me?

2Ki 4:29  Then he said to Gehazi, Gird up thy loins, and take my staff in thine hand, and go thy way: if thou meet any man, salute him not; and if any salute thee, answer him not again: and lay my staff upon the face of the child.

2Ki 4:30  And the mother of the child said, [As] the LORD liveth, and [as] thy soul liveth, I will not leave thee. And he arose, and followed her.

2Ki 4:31  And Gehazi passed on before them, and laid the staff upon the face of the child; but [there was] neither voice, nor hearing. Wherefore he went again to meet him, and told him, saying, The child is not awaked.

2Ki 4:32 ¶ And when Elisha was come into the house, behold, the child was dead, [and] laid upon his bed.

2Ki 4:33  He went in therefore, and shut the door upon them twain, and prayed unto the LORD.

2Ki 4:34  And he went up, and lay upon the child, and put his mouth upon his mouth, and his eyes upon his eyes, and his hands upon his hands: and he stretched himself upon the child; and the flesh of the child waxed warm.

2Ki 4:35  Then he returned, and walked in the house to and fro; and went up, and stretched himself upon him: and the child sneezed seven times, and the child opened his eyes.

2Ki 4:36  And he called Gehazi, and said, Call this Shunammite. So he called her. And when she was come in unto him, he said, Take up thy son.

2Ki 4:37  Then she went in, and fell at his feet, and bowed herself to the ground, and took up her son, and went out.


That's like the "issue of blood" that wouldn't go away.


Mar 5:25  And a certain woman, which had an issue of blood twelve years,

Mar 5:26  And had suffered many things of many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was nothing bettered, but rather grew worse,

Mar 5:27  When she had heard of Jesus, came in the press behind, and touched his garment.

Mar 5:28  For she said, If I may touch but his clothes, I shall be whole.

Mar 5:29  And straightway the fountain of her blood was dried up; and she felt in [her] body that she was healed of that plague.

Mar 5:30  And Jesus, immediately knowing in himself that virtue had gone out of him, turned him about in the press, and said, Who touched my clothes?

Mar 5:31  And his disciples said unto him, Thou seest the multitude thronging thee, and sayest thou, Who touched me?

Mar 5:32  And he looked round about to see her that had done this thing.

Mar 5:33  But the woman fearing and trembling, knowing what was done in her, came and fell down before him, and told him all the truth.

Mar 5:34  And he said unto her, Daughter, thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace, and be whole of thy plague.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 04 2006,16:58   

Some, in fact most all of my E mail and pm’s, say I am
“incomprehensible and off-topic”,
and most of them say I don’t make any clear point. I think I might take a  look at how I might be more explicit and clear. And thanks for the advise


My reply:

Everything I say can be proven with numbers.

I grew up a fundy but grew through it.

You see, I know them like the back of my
hand.  I've been in the camp.  They are just
as wrong as the atheists and I'm right in
the middle, catching heal from both ends.

Everyday of my life is exciting because it's
like the waters are parting ahead of me.

Curses....let’em come.  Laughter...let it come.

What goes around comes around.

The devil made a wager with God that he could
show mankind the ugliest picture possible, God
killing his son for their sins, and that Paul would
preach that as the most beautiful picture
ever created and anyone could take that to the bank
and say,"God owes me heaven because he (or we)
killed him"  
They fell for it.  He said,"Come on kids follow me.
I have the mind of God."
They sold their souls to the devil.
The trap is set with bait on it.  (That's ICS, a trap, bait, and  baiter)
Paul said, and this is the first and last time I will quote him:


2Cr 11:16 I say again, Let no man think me a fool; if otherwise,
yet as a fool receive me, that I may boast myself a little

Gal 1:8  But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel
unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

Gal 1:9  As we said before, so say I now again, If any [man] preach
any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.


Low and behold, here comes an angel from heaven preaching another gospel.

Rev 14:6 ¶ And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people,

( Let the trumpet sound )

Rev 14:7  Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.

Here's the everlasting gospel:

God the father, Jesus, went to the cross.

His son, the Christ child, Messiah, King of kings, is born after the cross in Rev. 12:5  

That sorta leaves out the possibility

of separation of church and state.

Now, you can read Psm 2 in context:

Psa 2:1  Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

Psa 2:2  The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take
             counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, [saying],

Psa 2:3  Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

Psa 2:4  He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.


Psa 2:5  Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

Psa 2:6  Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.

Psa 2:7  I will declare the decree: the LORD hath said unto me, Thou [art] my Son; this day have I begotten thee.

Psa 2:8  Ask of me, and I shall give [thee] the heathen [for] thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth [for] thy possession.

Psa 2:9  Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.

Psa 2:10  Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.

Psa 2:11  Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

Psa 2:12  Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish [from] the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed [are] all they that put their trust in him.



Does God have plans, direction, vision, and purpose?

Dan 9:24 Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.



Contrary to the present gospel, sins are not

"paid for", they are forgiven.

Those forgiven most will love most.

Life is about family and home, which I

mention quite often in my posts.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 05 2006,00:54   

http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin....;t=3517

Quote (hereoisreal @ Nov. 04 2006,17:05)
 Quote (mcc @ Nov. 03 2006,23:39)
 Quote (hereoisreal @ Nov. 02 2006,20:29)
I asked a simple question and expected a

simple answer.

You asked a gibberish non-question with no conceivable answer.

Most agree, ID is dead.  Was God ever I AM?  Is God

dead?  

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 06 2006,00:06   

I am older than dirt.  Before Abraham was, I AM.

Let me tell you about my grand kids:

I have three grandbabies.  One is a doctor in Minnasota.  One is retired from
the milatary and little Johnnie Doe is only 300,000 years old and he's already
walking.  In fact, his birthday is comin' up again next month.


Rev 2:7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.

Rev 2:17 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth [it].

Rev 3:21 To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 06 2006,14:22   

The following is story # 12 on my web site at:

http://www.hereoisreal.com

SEARCH  FOR GOD

September 18, 1996, I went to the Netscape search engine and typed the word “God” on my computer.  When the result came back, it read:  “No matches found.  Your search is too general.  Be more specific.  Instead of “Dog”, use “Cocker Spaniel”.  I thought, “Should I search for “big God” or “little God”?

A few weeks later, I ran across this joke in the October 1996 Reader’s Digest:

Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic?  He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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Today, November 6, 2006, I realized "big" plus "dog" = God (704)

There use to be a commercial for toilet paper called "Mr. Big".
It came in three rolls and the jingle said, "I love you, Mr. Big."

3 x Big (18) = Love (54)

318 + 360 = 678 (666 + 12 foundations)

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 06 2006,16:10   

A wonderful thing happened today!

A man realized that I knew he hates my guts.

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