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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 13 2017,09:22   

Quote (clamboy @ Nov. 12 2017,23:07)
stevestory has pointed out the excellent posts being made by JVL over at UD.

What I wonder is this: is Joe G./ET unable to recognize his own ass? I ask because JVL has handed Joe his own ass over and over, yet Joe seems unable to recognize that which he has been handed.

Well, given the location of that part of the anatomy, it is kind of hard for one to see one's own to know how to distinguish it from somebody else's.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 13 2017,11:13   

Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 13 2017,07:22)
Quote (clamboy @ Nov. 12 2017,23:07)
stevestory has pointed out the excellent posts being made by JVL over at UD.

What I wonder is this: is Joe G./ET unable to recognize his own ass? I ask because JVL has handed Joe his own ass over and over, yet Joe seems unable to recognize that which he has been handed.

Well, given the location of that part of the anatomy, it is kind of hard for one to see one's own to know how to distinguish it from somebody else's.

But Joe does have a very close, internal view of his.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 13 2017,11:44   

Quote (JohnW @ Nov. 13 2017,09:13)
Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 13 2017,07:22)
Quote (clamboy @ Nov. 12 2017,23:07)
stevestory has pointed out the excellent posts being made by JVL over at UD.

What I wonder is this: is Joe G./ET unable to recognize his own ass? I ask because JVL has handed Joe his own ass over and over, yet Joe seems unable to recognize that which he has been handed.

Well, given the location of that part of the anatomy, it is kind of hard for one to see one's own to know how to distinguish it from somebody else's.

But Joe does have a very close, internal view of his.

It's a neat contortionists trick how he can get his foot in his mouth while his head is up there.

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 13 2017,16:22   

Is that how they toe the line?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 13 2017,19:58   

Quote (fnxtr @ Nov. 13 2017,11:44)
Quote (JohnW @ Nov. 13 2017,09:13)
Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 13 2017,07:22)
 
Quote (clamboy @ Nov. 12 2017,23:07)
stevestory has pointed out the excellent posts being made by JVL over at UD.

What I wonder is this: is Joe G./ET unable to recognize his own ass? I ask because JVL has handed Joe his own ass over and over, yet Joe seems unable to recognize that which he has been handed.

Well, given the location of that part of the anatomy, it is kind of hard for one to see one's own to know how to distinguish it from somebody else's.

But Joe does have a very close, internal view of his.

It's a neat contortionists trick how he can get his foot in his mouth while his head is up there.

But that level of flexibility helps him in being able to twist facts.

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 13 2017,21:19   

By preventing him from getting anything straight?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2017,10:11   

Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 13 2017,21:19)
By preventing him from getting anything straight?

But he is a wunderkind with a toaster.

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2017,20:31   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Nov. 14 2017,09:11)
Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 13 2017,21:19)
By preventing him from getting anything straight?

But he is a wunderkind with a toaster.

Yeah, I guess he's gotta make his bread somehow.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2017,20:41   

Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 14 2017,20:31)
Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Nov. 14 2017,09:11)
Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 13 2017,21:19)
By preventing him from getting anything straight?

But he is a wunderkind with a toaster.

Yeah, I guess he's gotta make his bread somehow.

Slow clap.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2017,11:58   

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And all of those are scientifically valid observations. They can be repeated and confirmed.

The weather channel asked if icy roads were the number one cause of road accidents. The answer was "No"- wet roads are the number one cause of road accidents. Now how can that be if ice = water?

As for frequency = wavelength-> again they are interchangeable as proven by the Wikipedia article on radio frequency and wavelength. Transmitting at a frequency of 1.87 MHz = transmitting at a wavelength of 160 meters.

All of my observations are supported by the evidence. And what you say isn't supported by anything but your spewage.

And I am more than OK with that.


From Hunter’s blog.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2017,12:58   

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And all of those are scientifically valid observations. They can be repeated and confirmed.

The weather channel asked if icy roads were the number one cause of road accidents. The answer was "No"- wet roads are the number one cause of road accidents. Now how can that be if ice = water?

As for frequency = wavelength-> again they are interchangeable as proven by the Wikipedia article on radio frequency and wavelength. Transmitting at a frequency of 1.87 MHz = transmitting at a wavelength of 160 meters.

All of my observations are supported by the evidence. And what you say isn't supported by anything but your spewage.

And I am more than OK with that.


From Hunter’s blog.

So wavelength = frequency because you can convert from one to the other, but ice and water are different because you can't turn ice into...

I'll come in again.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2017,14:28   



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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2017,16:29   

When talking about other planets, "ice" can mean a solid of a substance that's normally liquid or gas in our environment.

But I doubt that's what what's his name has in mind, or he would have mentioned it.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2017,17:09   

Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 22 2017,16:29)
When talking about other planets, "ice" can mean a solid of a substance that's normally liquid or gas in our environment.

But I doubt that's what what's his name has in mind, or he would have mentioned it.

Wouldn't he have to have a mind to have anything in it?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2017,19:38   

Good point.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2017,11:10   

Joe is the worst kind of ID-ist. His understanding of the world revolves around a dictionary/wikipedia understanding of word equivalencies. Ice clearly isn't water because they are different words. Frequency is wavelength because his friend pointed to a dial on an old fashioned short wave radio and said they are the same. Joe got the words but not the message. Joe perceives words as they are written, unable to hear the poetic concept, mediated not through an educated nuance but as rock hard fundamentalist TV foreskin collector "word of god" so help me dollar stern glazed gaze style. To him words have a horse shoe quality, something an animal carries around as a function of work not something that demands closer inspection or a place holder for an idea. No to Joe words are like bullets they have only a rudimentary once off function. He like most if not all ID-ists try to cover their obvious gaps in education or more uncharitably lack of talent and willful ignorance with an assurance of toddlers. Which is both painful and amusing to watch. Words to them are the actual things they speak of, not the things themselves. Its time to call out twits making a virtue of ignorance.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2017,13:50   

Quote (k.e.. @ Nov. 23 2017,09:10)
Joe is the worst kind of ID-ist. His understanding of the world revolves around a dictionary/wikipedia understanding of word equivalencies. Ice clearly isn't water because they are different words. Frequency is wavelength because his friend pointed to a dial on an old fashioned short wave radio and said they are the same. Joe got the words but not the message. Joe perceives words as they are written, unable to hear the poetic concept, mediated not through an educated nuance but as rock hard fundamentalist TV foreskin collector "word of god" so help me dollar stern glazed gaze style. To him words have a horse shoe quality, something an animal carries around as a function of work not something that demands closer inspection or a place holder for an idea. No to Joe words are like bullets they have only a rudimentary once off function. He like most if not all ID-ists try to cover their obvious gaps in education or more uncharitably lack of talent and willful ignorance with an assurance of toddlers. Which is both painful and amusing to watch. Words to them are the actual things they speak of, not the things themselves. Its time to call out twits making a virtue of ignorance.

I so want to put this to music... I'm hearing Clash-style riffs...

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2017,14:29   

Even in special ed some are more special than others.

Glen Davidson

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2017,14:11   

Quote (Glen Davidson @ Nov. 23 2017,22:29)
Even in special ed some are more special than others.

Glen Davidson

That still need fairy tails ....er tales.

ETA to remove appendages.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2017,19:30   

Quote (fnxtr @ Nov. 23 2017,21:50)
Quote (k.e.. @ Nov. 23 2017,09:10)
Joe is the worst kind of ID-ist. His understanding of the world revolves around a dictionary/wikipedia understanding of word equivalencies. Ice clearly isn't water because they are different words. Frequency is wavelength because his friend pointed to a dial on an old fashioned short wave radio and said they are the same. Joe got the words but not the message. Joe perceives words as they are written, unable to hear the poetic concept, mediated not through an educated nuance but as rock hard fundamentalist TV foreskin collector "word of god" so help me dollar stern glazed gaze style. To him words have a horse shoe quality, something an animal carries around as a function of work not something that demands closer inspection or a place holder for an idea. No to Joe words are like bullets they have only a rudimentary once off function. He like most if not all ID-ists try to cover their obvious gaps in education or more uncharitably lack of talent and willful ignorance with an assurance of toddlers. Which is both painful and amusing to watch. Words to them are the actual things they speak of, not the things themselves. Its time to call out twits making a virtue of ignorance.

I so want to put this to music... I'm hearing Clash-style riffs...

Ha ha If you hum the tune.... I'll knock yer bloody lights out!. I'm more Sex Pistols vintage but nice idea.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2017,17:14   

Quote (k.e.. @ Nov. 23 2017,11:10)
Joe is the worst kind of ID-ist. His understanding of the world revolves around a dictionary/wikipedia understanding of word equivalencies. Ice clearly isn't water because they are different words. Frequency is wavelength because his friend pointed to a dial on an old fashioned short wave radio and said they are the same. Joe got the words but not the message. Joe perceives words as they are written, unable to hear the poetic concept, mediated not through an educated nuance but as rock hard fundamentalist TV foreskin collector "word of god" so help me dollar stern glazed gaze style. To him words have a horse shoe quality, something an animal carries around as a function of work not something that demands closer inspection or a place holder for an idea. No to Joe words are like bullets they have only a rudimentary once off function. He like most if not all ID-ists try to cover their obvious gaps in education or more uncharitably lack of talent and willful ignorance with an assurance of toddlers. Which is both painful and amusing to watch. Words to them are the actual things they speak of, not the things themselves. Its time to call out twits making a virtue of ignorance.

LoL! Ice has a different structure than water- ice being a solid and water being a liquid. But hey don't let the obvious DIFFERENCES get in the way of you being an asshole.

Frequency = wavelength because they are interchangeable. Transmitting on a frequency of 1.87 MHz = transmitting on a wavelength of 160 meters.


I understand the word "interchangeable" may be too big for your little minds but that just proves you chumps are dullards.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2017,17:15   

Quote (clamboy @ Nov. 13 2017,00:07)
stevestory has pointed out the excellent posts being made by JVL over at UD.

What I wonder is this: is Joe G./ET unable to recognize his own ass? I ask because JVL has handed Joe his own ass over and over, yet Joe seems unable to recognize that which he has been handed.

Make your case- I dare you

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I usually underestimate my abilities

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2017,17:17   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Oct. 10 2017,11:06)
Old Joke is on a roll over at Hunter's blog trying to defend his frequency = wavelength claim.

Ghostrider:  
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Joke is still too stupid to realize wavelength is also dependent on the propagation speed of the media the wave is traveling in.


Joey:  
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Liar

LoL! Acartia BlowTARD thought that when transmitted waves enter water they actually get longer. And to top it off it thinks there is a code that transforms water into ice.

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Chromosomes. are. all. connected. It is one long polymer. Called the DNA. - oleg t

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I usually underestimate my abilities

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2017,17:19   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ July 27 2017,21:31)
The latest turd of wisdom from Joke.
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If the dinosaurs got taken out by an impact from a comet or asteroid we would find fossils of dinosaurs in and above the KT boundary and yet we don’t. So much for that hypothesis.

That logic ranks right up there with, 'if we evolved from apes, why are there still monkeys?

LoL! That "logic" came from a paleontologist.

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I usually underestimate my abilities

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2017,17:20   

Quote (Glen Davidson @ Nov. 23 2017,14:29)
Even in special ed some are more special than others.

Glen Davidson

And Glen is the most special of them all...

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Chromosomes. are. all. connected. It is one long polymer. Called the DNA. - oleg t

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2017,17:22   

And by the way- there isn't a scientific theory of evolution. If there was then someone would be able to link to it. Even Nick Matzke said I was foolish to think a scientific theory of evolution would actually be written down. What the fuck is that besides total cowardice?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2017,17:41   

Quote (Joe G @ Dec. 27 2017,15:14)
Frequency = wavelength because they are interchangeable. Transmitting on a frequency of 1.87 MHz = transmitting on a wavelength of 160 meters.

Is there a Stupidity Hall Of Fame?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2017,17:48   

Quote (JohnW @ Dec. 27 2017,17:41)
Quote (Joe G @ Dec. 27 2017,15:14)
Frequency = wavelength because they are interchangeable. Transmitting on a frequency of 1.87 MHz = transmitting on a wavelength of 160 meters.

Is there a Stupidity Hall Of Fame?

You would be the star of it, John

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simple English (hint: "equal" and "interchangeable" aren't synonyms)- JohnW

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I usually underestimate my abilities

   
Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2017,17:59   

Quote (Dr.GH @ Sep. 11 2015,20:39)
:D

My favorite part of the "Panda's Trial" was in the cross examination of creationist Michael Behe:

Eric Rothschild, "Are you familiar with Dr. Hurd?"
Michael Behe, "No, I am not."

http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs.......12pm475

It makes you wonder why the evolutionists had to lie and bluff their way through the trial.

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I usually underestimate my abilities

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 27 2017,18:20   

Damn, that was one heck of a Joe G tardgasm!

He must have been saving up for months!  :D

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