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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,10:05   

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Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? "

Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;)

Henry

Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus.

Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Make up your own joke.

Rectum? It nearly killed him!






Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,10:55   

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Did you know Pommy comes from "Prisoner of Mother England"? Its because new convicts of the boat hadn't developed the twang yet.

Erm, probably not.

Pfffff. An Aussie bird told me.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,11:07   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 31 2007,18:55)
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Aug. 31 2007,09:59)
Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 31 2007,08:50)
Did you know Pommy comes from "Prisoner of Mother England"? Its because new convicts of the boat hadn't developed the twang yet.

Erm, probably not.

Pfffff. An Aussie bird told me.

ffffffft
She could have been descended from someone in Wales.
And we all know they are the most radical Egyptian  Department store owners on Mars.

Long live Dye Anner the queen of punk.

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
Steviepinhead



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,12:41   

There you go, porn spammers.  Two pages of proof that, when it comes to degeneracy, the mind of any average BarCloser is far more potent than your trashiest video.

My money's on "palm" for the origin of the Aussie slang.  Need I go into detail?

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,12:59   

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Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? "

Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;)

Henry

Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus.

Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Make up your own joke.

Rectum? It nearly killed him!






Don't forget to tip your waitress!

[Cornish accent]

When I was a lad at school the teacher asked the class to make a little poem with a specific word in it. The word we got was "Timbucktu".

The class swot got up, Janie her name was, posh family, had fruit on the side board even though no one was sick. Used to get out of the bath to pee. Not our sort of people.

Her poem was:

As I was walking by the shore,
I turned and then a ship I saw,
It had a very handsome crew,
Its destination Timbuktu.

"Very good" says the teacher. Then it was my turn.

My poem was:

Tim and I went down to Kent,
We found three women in a tent,
There wasn't very much to do,
So I bucked one and Tim bucked two.

I was expelled.



Later on my friend Denzel and I had a double wedding. On the wedding night, before we all retired, Denzel and I (quite drunk at this point) decided to have a shagging competition. I said to Denzel "You'll never beat me at shagging. They don't call me the mad muffer from Mousehole for nothing you know. Anyway, how are we going to keep score?"

Denzel replied that we'd take a piece of chalk from the dart board and make a mark on the bedpost each time we had a portion.

So off we went to bed and I gave the Mrs a right good seeing to. I marked my bedpost and went to sleep. About half an hour later I woke up and gave the Mrs another portion. Two. I thought "Two, that's pretty good" and marked my bedpost. A couple of hours later, about 2 in the morning, I decided to split the Mrs' whiskers once again. She didn't wake up for that one, but I thought "Three, that's bloody good that is, three." and marked my bedpost again.

About 8 in the morning, Denzel comes in on his hands and knees and looks at the bed post and cries "Hundred and eleven. BASTARD. You beat me by one!".



[/Cornish accent]

Louis

P.S. Let's have a piss up shall us?

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,13:12   

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I decided to split the Mrs' whiskers once again.




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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,13:22   

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I decided to split the Mrs' whiskers once again.



"I do not like these women. They all have big beards."

Louis

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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,22:24   

I'm sorry I posted at all.

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2007,22:31   

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Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? "

Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;)

Henry

Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus.

Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Make up your own joke.

Rectum? It nearly killed him!






Don't forget to tip your waitress!

I keep seeing this punchline, but what's the joke?

   
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 01 2007,08:44   

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 31 2007,22:31)
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Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ Aug. 29 2007,21:51)
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Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 29 2007,20:52)
Re "Louis - Why do you make the Baby Zeus cry? "

Yeah, don't upset a deity what might throw a thunderbolt or two your way if he gets reeeeeeally miffed! ;)

Henry

Pfffft. ?I bet Thor can beat up Zeus.

Punchline: You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Make up your own joke.

Rectum? It nearly killed him!






Don't forget to tip your waitress!

I keep seeing this punchline, but what's the joke?

hth:

Little Johnny's teacher asked him how the weekend went.

He told her, "Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass."

She corrected him replying, "rectum."

Johnny said, "Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!!"

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
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