Joined: Jan. 2009
|Quote (OgreMkV @ April 10 2012,21:54)|
|Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 10 2012,14:39)|
|Over at his shithole blog, Joe supplies his CV:|
|"I was an electonics engineer. What we do encompasses electrical engineering and goes beyond.|
I was also a short-order cook, a carpenter, a roofer, an auto-mechanic, a plumber, an electrician, flooring-> all kinds of floors, research scientist- I could just keep going- I have done quite a bit."
"research scientist" :D :D :D
Jerk of all trades, master of none.
Only in Joe's little world does "toaster and fridge repair" translate to "beyond electrical engineering".
I've heard of some creative resume padding, but that's pretty extreme.
|"Mr. JoeG, my ice maker isn't working."|
"Well, shithead, that's because you have a water-line plugged into the ice maker. Everyone knows ice isn't water, dumbass."
See signature bellow for emphasis
"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G
"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis
"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor