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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: April 30 2006,20:35   

I sort of like the Idea of whatever hindu god being torn apart and getting back together.

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When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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MidnightVoice



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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2006,03:08   

She's black.

And pissed  :D

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If I fly the coop some time
And take nothing but a grip
With the few good books that really count
It's a necessary trip

I'll be gone with the girl in the gold silk jacket
The girl with the pearl-driller's hands

  
Renier



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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2006,04:26   

I keep telling people I AM GOD.

* no, not the pills again, and what are you doing with that funny looking white jacket??? *

  
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2006,18:44   

How is it that you are god when I am god? Maybe we are both god? Wow, look at all the pretty colors. OOhhh.

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

The Daily Wingnut

   
tacitus



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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2006,19:06   

I like the idea that the creator of this Universe is a grade D science student at the local multiverse high school who screwed up his science project.  It would explain a lot...

  
Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2006,19:47   

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I like the idea that the creator of this Universe is a grade D science student at the local multiverse high school who screwed up his science project.  It would explain a lot...

There was a Far Side about this: in God's kitchen.

Bob
P.S. None of you are really God.  I, however, have noodly appendiges and smell faintly of tomato.

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: May 01 2006,21:52   

I bet that makes it hard to get girls eh?

And...

I am god.

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

The Daily Wingnut

   
Renier



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(Permalink) Posted: May 02 2006,01:11   

BWE and Bob.

I am the Intelligent Designer. I have been telling the ID folks, but they won't believe me. Stoopid, I know, because I can prove it too! I can take a stick and some grass (plus a bit of wire), and make a broom! See??? Intelligent Designer. I don't know what the ID folk's problem is. Just a bunch of infidels! As for how I made all the plants and simple stuff, well, my time machine blew up, along with all my data. Alas, it was my own fault, because I tinkered with the cc (cosmo c, not cubic!!!;) (to make the time machine faster) and kaboom! It's a pity really, because I had some great ideas with some bacterial butts. Think yamaha 500 outboard engine on nitros! The experiment, of course, was called "how many gods can water ski in a drop of water - Take 98458273". Problem is, the bloody bacteria infected all my kin, and I am the only one left. But it seems, my dear Bob and BWE that I have found some long lost brothers. Let the trinity proceed. Just a note of warning. Don't leave the bacteria (aka, godly waterski equipment) alone for too long. They morph in sponges, worms, fish, amphibians, reptiles, mammals, shrews, apes and humans. When they get to the final stage, some of them malfunction and spontaneously gather at a place called "UD". I have been observing them for a while now, and I can tell you there are some really funny specimens out there. It's my new grand experiment. I call it: "Uncommon divine comedy"
;)

  
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