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midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: June 26 2010,16:28   

Looks like the U.S. forgot to watch its back.

Once could be an  accident, but two or three times in one tournament looks like a strategic failure.

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dhogaza



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(Permalink) Posted: June 26 2010,17:02   

It's unreal, it's not just been during the tournament.

It's our Pearl Harbor complex.

Ah well, personally I'm happy that Ghana's made it to the last eight.

And there will be a good match tomorrow, Argentina vs. Mexico.

I won't bother watching the other Sunday game.  The outcome's pre-ordained.

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 26 2010,17:02   

How long before Sarah Palin blames Obama for the loss?

Obama = Kenyon = Country Of Africa

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Thoughts On Watching Soccer:

1.  What an exciting match.  Tomorrow I will have even MORE fun watching some paint dry.

2.  USA Soccer should consider recruiting more Theater Majors.

3.  WTF???!!! USA Soccer should consider recruiting ONLY materialists... I couldn't even count the times that some player kicked the ball the length of the field, hoping that god would work a miracle and put the ball into the net, right past the entire other club standing and waiting for the ball.  Guess what.  Miracle's aren't happening, and neither I nor whatever god you might worship, care a fig that you are praying for a miracle.

4.  USA Soccer should consider recruiting people with knowledge of geometry.  You can not kick the ball where your team mate is... you must kick the ball where he is going to be.

5.  USA Soccer should consider recruiting people with more intelligence.  Of course, if they had brains, they'd be playing baseball or rugby...

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Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,09:13   

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted... To add to what J-Dog says:

6) the USA should steal the top players from the rest of the world and build a super soccer dream team.

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dhogaza



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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,11:09   

The result of the first game today was ... as I thought ... pre-ordained, and I didn't miss a thing not watching it.

Did England have Green in goal again, or is their other goalie even worse?

Oh, well, just wait 'til next year, you'll lose at the rugby world cup, too ...

  
Stephen Elliott



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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,11:50   

Quote (dhogaza @ June 27 2010,11:09)
The result of the first game today was ... as I thought ... pre-ordained, and I didn't miss a thing not watching it.

Did England have Green in goal again, or is their other goalie even worse?

Oh, well, just wait 'til next year, you'll lose at the rugby world cup, too ...


I do not believe that our goaly was to blame. Our attacking was better than Germany's but their defense was incredibly better than ours. Hey-Ho, out we go. At least the team actually tried this time, I can live with that.

I think that every German goal was 1-1 on the keeper, that is the out-players fault, not the goalkeepers IMO. He did make a fair few good saves.

:(

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,12:19   

Yes, James played well. TBH, the Germans did too, but we were denied a goal by the linesman, and their 3rd goal should have been stopped for offside.

Ah well, I sense a clear-out in the England ranks (but possibly not of their oldest player!). We've got a relatively easy group in the qualifiers for the next Euros, so there's time to let new guys find their feet.

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dhogaza



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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,14:15   

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I think that every German goal was 1-1 on the keeper, that is the out-players fault, not the goalkeepers IMO.


Ah, well, not much that a goalie can do under those circumstances.

Meanwhile, Argentina's been awarded a goal with a player terribly offside.  Followed by a good goal due to a terrible misplay by a Mexican defender.

Good.  No need to watch the second half, Argentina will just play keepaway.

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,15:59   

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I think that every German goal was 1-1 on the keeper, that is the out-players fault, not the goalkeepers IMO.


Ah, well, not much that a goalie can do under those circumstances.

Meanwhile, Argentina's been awarded a goal with a player terribly offside.  Followed by a good goal due to a terrible misplay by a Mexican defender.

Good.  No need to watch the second half, Argentina will just play keepaway.

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No need to watch the second half, Argentina will just play keepaway.


And fall down a lot... I'm still laughing at how stupid soccer rules are, as evidenced by the USA - Ghanna match, where a Ghanian player fell down when nobody touched him and pretended that his leg/ back/something was broken.  He laid on the ground moaning until he was hauled away on a stretcher.  Upon reaching the sidelines, he jumped off the stretcher and was fine.

So, IMHO, soccer will suck until they take care of this type of BS.

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dhogaza



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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,16:31   

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So, IMHO, soccer will suck until they take care of this type of BS.


Oh, I don't know, the NBA survived Bill Laimbeer, whose flopping skills were far better than any soccer player I've seen.

But, yeah, they need to do more.  They do issue yellow cards when the referee sees it.   The basic problem is you have one ref trying to see the entire pitch.  A suggestion I've seen that I like - when they review video of a match, penalize the worst of the divers.

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,16:50   

May  I congratulate the German team for playing so well and I feel the referee deserves a special mention for giving football pundits across the nation something to really moan about for months to come. You've made them very, very happy.

To England soccer fans, you have my sympathy. To the patriots, I too feel your pain. Now can we please shut he fuck up about it and get on with a proper sport like rugby.

Louis

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,16:53   

Quote (afarensis @ June 26 2010,12:32)
One more joke at the expense of the British, then I'll quite, I promise (crosses fingers behind his back):

[SNIMAGE]

Good one. Me likey.

Louis

P.S. So there we were under siege by the Germans, and where were the Yanks? No where. If you bunch of bludgers are going to claim to pull our chestnuts out of the fire all the time then you better do so at important moments like when we go 3-1 down and need a nuclear goal or two to get us to the big penalty shoot out to save Europe. Or something.

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Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,17:01   

Quote (Louis @ June 27 2010,16:50)
Now can we please shut he fuck up about it and get on with a proper sport like rugby.

Louis

We Americans must endure nearly a month until we cleanse our national palate as armored rugby/handegg training camps begin.  We can then enjoy 6 months or so of glorious dreams until the Cowboys choke in the playoffs.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,17:26   

Quote (Texas Teach @ June 27 2010,23:01)
Quote (Louis @ June 27 2010,16:50)
Now can we please shut he fuck up about it and get on with a proper sport like rugby.

Louis

We Americans must endure nearly a month until we cleanse our national palate as armored rugby/handegg training camps begin.  We can then enjoy 6 months or so of glorious dreams until the Cowboys choke in the playoffs.

I was living in Buffalo at the time the Bills were getting to the Superbowl every year and fluffing their lines. It was terrifying.

I wish the Cowboys the very best. If you chaps and chapesses take futbaw as seriously as your Buffalo counterparts, I'll be keeping quiet.

Louis

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rhmc



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(Permalink) Posted: June 27 2010,22:00   

Since i don't understand the continental version of "football", would one of you eurotrash please explain some recent remarks i've recieved from a recent refugee from the eastern lands?

What's the difference between England, its colonies and AIDS?
Tomorrow, AIDS will still be in Africa.  

Did you know that England are replacing the three lions on their shirt with three tampons?
They're going through their worst period in history.

i was under the impression that both were fairly tasteless remarks but i assumed fans of that game would be better equipped to determine the actual flavor.

  
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,00:43   

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Did you know that England are replacing the three lions on their shirt with three tampons?
They're going through their worst period in history.


Me likey this one!

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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,01:42   

Quote (Texas Teach @ June 27 2010,15:01)
We Americans must endure nearly a month until we cleanse our national palate as armored rugby/handegg training camps begin.  We can then enjoy 6 months or so of glorious dreams until the Cowboys choke in the playoffs.

We Americans have had little notice of this minor distraction from baseball. It is merely the intellectually impaired unable to recognize a "hit and run" until well after the out, or extra base scored, that agonize for the obvious play of foot the ball.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,03:42   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ June 28 2010,06:43)
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Did you know that England are replacing the three lions on their shirt with three tampons?
They're going through their worst period in history.


Me likey this one!

It is full of win!

Louis

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Robin



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,08:37   

Quote (midwifetoad @ June 26 2010,16:28)

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Looks like the U.S. forgot to watch its back.

Once could be an  accident, but two or three times in one tournament looks like a strategic failure.


Uggh! We looked awful in the first half. Just ugly. Better in the second, but it was just 2006 all over again. Bahh!

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,08:51   

I thought this might be of interest for all you Englanders out there:

Lesson #1:  guten tag gute nacht und gute hyperbole






...Too soon?

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,09:04   

Quote (J-Dog @ June 28 2010,14:51)
I thought this might be of interest for all you Englanders out there:

Lesson #1:  guten tag gute nacht und gute hyperbole






...Too soon?

Wooottt? IVF for NHS women over 40? Really???

Oh, wait...

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,09:13   

Quote (J-Dog @ June 28 2010,14:51)
I thought this might be of interest for all you Englanders out there:

Lesson #1:  guten tag gute nacht und gute hyperbole






...Too soon?

We are aware of the Daily Mail. We are aware of Littlejohn. It is a rag for the utterly moronic, he is a moron. Think of him a Britain's answer to Glenn Beck, just without all the hystrionics.

Louis

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,10:49   

Quote (Louis @ June 28 2010,09:13)
Quote (J-Dog @ June 28 2010,14:51)
I thought this might be of interest for all you Englanders out there:

Lesson #1:  guten tag gute nacht und gute hyperbole

...Too soon?


We are aware of the Daily Mail. We are aware of Littlejohn. It is a rag for the utterly moronic, he is a moron. Think of him a Britain's answer to Glenn Beck, just without all the hystrionics.

Louis

But.... Wasn't Littlejohn a big help to Robin Hood, when they saved all of Western Civilization from the Wrath Of The Normans?

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Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,11:03   

Quote (Stephen Elliott @ June 27 2010,09:50)
Quote (dhogaza @ June 27 2010,11:09)
The result of the first game today was ... as I thought ... pre-ordained, and I didn't miss a thing not watching it.

Did England have Green in goal again, or is their other goalie even worse?

Oh, well, just wait 'til next year, you'll lose at the rugby world cup, too ...


I do not believe that our goaly was to blame. Our attacking was better than Germany's but their defense was incredibly better than ours. Hey-Ho, out we go. At least the team actually tried this time, I can live with that.

I think that every German goal was 1-1 on the keeper, that is the out-players fault, not the goalkeepers IMO. He did make a fair few good saves.

:(

Capello's innovative 0-4-2 formation was a much bigger factor than the keeper.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,12:13   

Quote (J-Dog @ June 28 2010,16:49)
Quote (Louis @ June 28 2010,09:13)
 
Quote (J-Dog @ June 28 2010,14:51)
I thought this might be of interest for all you Englanders out there:

Lesson #1:  guten tag gute nacht und gute hyperbole

...Too soon?


We are aware of the Daily Mail. We are aware of Littlejohn. It is a rag for the utterly moronic, he is a moron. Think of him a Britain's answer to Glenn Beck, just without all the hystrionics.

Louis

But.... Wasn't Littlejohn a big help to Robin Hood, when they saved all of Western Civilization from the Wrath Of The Normans?

Different Little John. This one is a swivel eyed bigot, although of course he denies it, and an official poopy pants of the first order.

Oh yes, I said poopy pants. I'm not afraid to go there. Oh yeah. I went there.*

Louis

*Wait...this very silly colloquialism made it sound like I have been to Richard Littlejohn's poopy pants. I wish to deny this completely and utterly. This is a vile slur on my character. It is untrue and libellous. My wife is standing by me during this difficult time.

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Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,12:41   

Quote (Dr.GH @ June 28 2010,01:42)
Quote (Texas Teach @ June 27 2010,15:01)
We Americans must endure nearly a month until we cleanse our national palate as armored rugby/handegg training camps begin.  We can then enjoy 6 months or so of glorious dreams until the Cowboys choke in the playoffs.

We Americans have had little notice of this minor distraction from baseball. It is merely the intellectually impaired unable to recognize a "hit and run" until well after the out, or extra base scored, that agonize for the obvious play of foot the ball.

I'm actually a baseball fan too, having watched the Cardinals while trapped in the frozen tundra that is a Missouri summer during grad school.  I even enjoy hockey, though no one down here even recognizes the word.  Football, though, is what I watched as a kid with my family, so it benefits from an entirely emotional bias.

I do suspect that the lack of distinct plays is a factor in why soccer hasn't caught on here.

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,12:55   

Quote (Texas Teach @ June 28 2010,12:41)
Quote (Dr.GH @ June 28 2010,01:42)
Quote (Texas Teach @ June 27 2010,15:01)
We Americans must endure nearly a month until we cleanse our national palate as armored rugby/handegg training camps begin.  We can then enjoy 6 months or so of glorious dreams until the Cowboys choke in the playoffs.

We Americans have had little notice of this minor distraction from baseball. It is merely the intellectually impaired unable to recognize a "hit and run" until well after the out, or extra base scored, that agonize for the obvious play of foot the ball.

I'm actually a baseball fan too, having watched the Cardinals while trapped in the frozen tundra that is a Missouri summer during grad school.  I even enjoy hockey, though no one down here even recognizes the word.  Football, though, is what I watched as a kid with my family, so it benefits from an entirely emotional bias.

I do suspect that the lack of distinct plays is a factor in why soccer hasn't caught on here.

Plus, it is gay.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,13:01   

Quote (Louis @ June 28 2010,12:13)
Quote (J-Dog @ June 28 2010,16:49)
 
Quote (Louis @ June 28 2010,09:13)
   
Quote (J-Dog @ June 28 2010,14:51)
I thought this might be of interest for all you Englanders out there:

Lesson #1:  guten tag gute nacht und gute hyperbole

...Too soon?


We are aware of the Daily Mail. We are aware of Littlejohn. It is a rag for the utterly moronic, he is a moron. Think of him a Britain's answer to Glenn Beck, just without all the hystrionics.

Louis

But.... Wasn't Littlejohn a big help to Robin Hood, when they saved all of Western Civilization from the Wrath Of The Normans?

Different Little John. This one is a swivel eyed bigot, although of course he denies it, and an official poopy pants of the first order.

Oh yes, I said poopy pants. I'm not afraid to go there. Oh yeah. I went there.*

Louis

*Wait...this very silly colloquialism made it sound like I have been to Richard Littlejohn's poopy pants. I wish to deny this completely and utterly. This is a vile slur on my character. It is untrue and libellous. My wife is standing by me during this difficult time.

So sorry I got that wrong!  

But as I consider the situation, you would think that living in the woods with all the gay "merry" men would have cured Littlejohn of his bigotry.

It must be all that Ted Haggard / right wing rent-boy hypocrisy coming to the forefront, where he that denies it most enjoys it most!

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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,13:09   

Quote (Louis @ June 28 2010,11:42)
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ June 28 2010,06:43)
 
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Did you know that England are replacing the three lions on their shirt with three tampons?
They're going through their worst period in history.


Me likey this one!

It is full of win!

Louis

All pulled out of the Duchess of Cornwall by Prince Charle's teeth presumably

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dhogaza



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(Permalink) Posted: June 28 2010,13:10   

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...until the Cowboys choke in the playoffs.


Trust me, it won't take that long ...

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I do suspect that the lack of distinct plays is a factor in why soccer hasn't caught on here.


Yes, true, after all the Super Bowl commercials are almost always better than the game ...

  
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