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Rev. BigDumbChimp



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,12:45   


  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,12:56   

Lucky Denyse.


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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,14:55   

Kris-

your new pic upload site doesn't seem to be showing your pics, at least for me.

anybody else see broken thumbnails for Kris' most recent?

edit:

ah, nvmd, just took a while for them to show up.

move along.

BTW, speaking of Coulter, I was visiting the local library today, and noticed they had "Godless" for sale, for 5.00.

I asked the clerk if I gave him 2.00 to buy the book and then rip it up, would he go for that?

"hell yes, she's a complete evil idiot" was the response.

*SMILE*

one less chance to corrupt young folks.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,16:02   

I can has sauce pikchures?

K thnx Bai.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,16:12   



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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,16:28   

This one cracks me up unaltered!





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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,16:41   

[hypocrisy] Now, now, Ichthyic, as a library student I cannot condone the ripping up of books! [/hypocrisy]
*Giggle* :)
What the hell does that say in magnet letters above, "Necessit catc?" Huh?


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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,16:47   



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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,16:55   

Okay, just one more. :)

Did anyone else besides Pat Hayes at RSR and me notice this, by the way?


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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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Gunthernacus



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,17:20   



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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,17:20   

OK, those Biola pics were just too tempting.



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Gunthernacus



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,17:32   



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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,17:57   



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Gunthernacus



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,18:17   



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Rev. BigDumbChimp



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(Permalink) Posted: June 03 2007,13:24   

Quote (Richardthughes @ June 01 2007,16:02)
I can has sauce pikchures?

K thnx Bai.

Is it me or does Berlinksy look alot like this guy

Ted

  
Ved



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(Permalink) Posted: June 03 2007,14:25   

Quote (Kristine @ June 01 2007,17:55)

Is that picture on the right an exhibit? It looks like the poor chap landed in that position after falling out of a plane!

  
Ved



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(Permalink) Posted: June 03 2007,14:42   

LOL, 2nd hit GISing for "creation museum paleontologist display"



And you know, stuffed paleontologists can be relied on to toe the party line...

  
Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: June 03 2007,15:16   

I wonder how the jerkwad on the rght stuck his knee in the plaster. What a dolt.

The old guy on the left won't be walking at the end of the day.  (hint: get knee pads at your local construction contractor's shop)!

If they even had actors sitting there, they would learn some practical points.

Also, only total amateurs would expose so much bone before jacketing. All the vert processes are going to be destroyed as are the ribs, left femur, etc ...  Next, there is not the slightest reason to be using brushes in that stage of excavation except to slop on glyptal (I prefer polyurathane).  I see no picks, shovels, sledge hammers, breaking bars etc...  Just a few rock hammers, brushes and a garden trowel.  (second hint: we laugh at people with garden trowels- use a Marshalltown or be a jerk).

In excavation of a human burial different proceedures are required, most bone is exposed in sito along with associated burial goods, food offerings etc...

In that case, you need wooden or soft plastic tools, and spray bottles along with the rest of the usual stuff.

The area should have been pedestaled, and slot trenches placed between the larger anatomical units to be removed as blocks. The large nails serve no purpose as placed.

This is actually a beautiful example of how amateurs think an excavation should look like.

Edited by Dr.GH on June 03 2007,15:28

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: June 03 2007,20:52   

Add to that the fact that, according to a reporter for Esquire, the saddles on the dinosaurs at Hammie's "museum" are hornless English saddles, not really meant for riding but for dressage competitions and stakes races.
:)

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It looks like the poor chap landed in that position after falling out of a plane!

Ved you gave me an idea! Animated cartoon: Willy E. (Dembski) Coyote versus Evo-road Runner!

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: June 03 2007,20:58   

YEAH! "HORNY ENGLISH SADDLES". NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M A TALKING 'BOUT.

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: June 04 2007,06:09   

Quote (Kristine @ June 03 2007,20:52)
Add to that the fact that, according to a reporter for Esquire, the saddles on the dinosaurs at Hammie's "museum" are hornless English saddles, not really meant for riding but for dressage competitions and stakes races.
:)


Yes, a big old roping saddle makes soooooo much more sense.

EDIT:  With further thought, I think it makes far more sense that early humans would have ridden dinosaurs in English saddles.  The western saddle is a generally utilitarian saddle developed for ranch work.  The horn, in particular, was added to aid in such work.  The cowboy had more control of a roped cow when he dallied, or looped, the rope around the horn.  Now, since in those early days, all of God's creatures were vegetarian, if follows that there was no ranching.  Therefore, there was no roping of cattle and, follow me here, no need for a horn on any saddle.  Ipso Facto, Adam probably rode in an English saddle.  QED.

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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: June 04 2007,08:30   

Quote (carlsonjok @ June 04 2007,06:09)
 
Quote (Kristine @ June 03 2007,20:52)
Add to that the fact that, according to a reporter for Esquire, the saddles on the dinosaurs at Hammie's "museum" are hornless English saddles, not really meant for riding but for dressage competitions and stakes races.
:)

Yes, a big old roping saddle makes soooooo much more sense.

EDIT:  With further thought, I think it makes far more sense that early humans would have ridden dinosaurs in English saddles.  The western saddle is a generally utilitarian saddle developed for ranch work.  The horn, in particular, was added to aid in such work.  The cowboy had more control of a roped cow when he dallied, or looped, the rope around the horn.  Now, since in those early days, all of God's creatures were vegetarian, if follows that there was no ranching.  Therefore, there was no roping of cattle and, follow me here, no need for a horn on any saddle.  Ipso Facto, Adam probably rode in an English saddle.  QED.

But are the saddles made of leather?  Or coconut meat?

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guthrie



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(Permalink) Posted: June 04 2007,08:37   

Hang on a minute, have they actually put saddles on the dinosaurs?  

So why then did saddles not make a reappearance until, ummm, something like 1500 years ago.  (That date is provisional, i shall have to check it later)

Could it be that the knowledge was lost in the flood?  But then why are there no fossilised saddles alongside dinosaurs?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 04 2007,14:29   

Quote (guthrie @ June 04 2007,08:37)
Hang on a minute, have they actually put saddles on the dinosaurs?  

So why then did saddles not make a reappearance until, ummm, something like 1500 years ago.  (That date is provisional, i shall have to check it later)

Could it be that the knowledge was lost in the flood?  But then why are there no fossilised saddles alongside dinosaurs?

There are no fossilized saddles, because  they were Magic Saddles ™, and Adam & Eve didn't MAKE the saddles - they Leased the sadles.  After The Fall, the lease went unpaid, so God  repossessed them.

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phonon



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(Permalink) Posted: June 04 2007,15:20   

I can't see any of the images hosted by the lolcats site (hxxp://www.kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/)

Maybe it has something to do with that :8080 business?

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: June 04 2007,15:42   

8080 specifies the port.  shouldn't make any difference one way or the other.

are you sure you are listing the address correctly?

ah, nvmd, it appears even using the direct link to the domain results in a DNS error.

sounds like a server issue.

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: June 04 2007,17:23   

Quote (J-Dog @ June 04 2007,13:29)

Quote (guthrie @ June 04 2007,08:37)
Hang on a minute, have they actually put saddles on the dinosaurs?  

So why then did saddles not make a reappearance until, ummm, something like 1500 years ago.  (That date is provisional, i shall have to check it later)

Could it be that the knowledge was lost in the flood?  But then why are there no fossilised saddles alongside dinosaurs?

There are no fossilized saddles, because  they were Magic Saddles ™, and Adam & Eve didn't MAKE the saddles - they Leased the sadles.  After The Fall, the lease went unpaid, so God  repossessed them.

:D Kind of like how this is a rent-to-revelation planet?

I think I've figured it out. Dinosaur saddles only had horns after the Fall. And God repossessed them? Is that why He's been acting so creepy lately? :) (Does God become Satan after He repossesses something? Good question.)

LOLcatbuilder is down.  :(

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Paul Flocken



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2007,11:09   

I don't have the same creativity that all of you have, so please go easy on me.



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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2007,21:58   

Quote (Paul Flocken @ June 05 2007,11:09)
I don't have the same creativity that all of you have, so please go easy on me.


Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a terrible slouch!...

But seriously, Dembski in his New lab is excellent.  You did a great job capturing the essence of the man, the myth, the legend that is Dr. Dr. Dembksi.

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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: June 05 2007,22:43   

Keep 'em coming.  Don't be shy.

I like them all.   :D

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