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Posted by: Kattarina98 on Nov. 11 2010,07:58



Someone called Louis is celebrating today; so, just in case: "Happy birthday!
Posted by: Albatrossity2 on Nov. 11 2010,08:12

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Someone called Louis is celebrating today; so, just in case: "Happy birthday!
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Actually, I suspect he started celebrating yesterday, and won't read any of this until next week!
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on Nov. 11 2010,08:14

I have it on good source that Louis is getting older this year.

Dates don't matter, so have a happy one Louis!
Posted by: J-Dog on Nov. 11 2010,08:23

Just in case it might be your birthday, I got you a present.




It's actually Vox Day's new gaming mouse.
Posted by: Amadan on Nov. 11 2010,09:09


Posted by: carlsonjok on Nov. 11 2010,09:09


Posted by: khan on Nov. 11 2010,09:12

Happy Trip Around the Sun!
Posted by: Robin on Nov. 11 2010,09:33



Happy Birthday Louis!
Posted by: Dr.GH on Nov. 11 2010,09:49

H' B'Day
Posted by: fusilier on Nov. 11 2010,10:45

Happy Birthday, you child, you.
Posted by: dvunkannon on Nov. 11 2010,10:54

Happy Birthday!

No Arden's Mom joke comes to mind...
Posted by: raguel on Nov. 11 2010,11:18

Happy birthday :)
Posted by: Louis on Nov. 11 2010,11:24

Thanks all.

Robin, that photo....it's surprisingly accurate. A remarkable likeness. Worrying. Very worrying.

Albatrossity, I will have you know I am reformed, I am only going to start drinking heavily tomorrow. Honest. Wait, what day is it?

Carlson, being compared to Ricky Gervais....ouch.

Amadan, a Banksy? For me? How kind!

J-Dog, it's just what I wanted. I shall send it back to the manufacturer with a complaint about it not working and a copy of "The Second Sex" by Simone de Beauvoir.

And last but by no means least...in fact by every means best and greatest...Kattarina. Wow! My own photoshop based on some drivel I typed. I am truly humbled and honoured. Thank you very much!

Right I'm off to the pub........oh wait.....no I'm not. Bugger. Oh well I'll go to the pub tomorrow then.

Louis
Posted by: Robin on Nov. 11 2010,11:30

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Robin, that photo....it's surprisingly accurate. A remarkable likeness. Worrying. Very worrying.
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Naw...I figured it couldn't be you - the guys drinking Stella.

:p
Posted by: Louis on Nov. 11 2010,11:49

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Robin, that photo....it's surprisingly accurate. A remarkable likeness. Worrying. Very worrying.
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Naw...I figured it couldn't be you - the guys drinking Stella.

:p
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Well, apart from that. The man's technique is nigh on flawless! Nearly. The extension on his left pinky finger is slightly out. I shall of course be writing to the Board of Trustees.

Louis
Posted by: Richardthughes on Nov. 11 2010,11:55

Louis, you are that fine wine that became vinegar.

have one of these:


Posted by: Louis on Nov. 11 2010,12:01

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Louis, you are that fine wine that became vinegar.

have one of these:


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Thanks.....I think!

Are you saying that I was once a valuable, palatable accompaniment to any good social gathering and I am now sour, bitter and only good for descaling kettles and pickling onions?

Hmmm about right.

Louis
Posted by: Louis on Nov. 11 2010,12:03

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Happy Birthday!

No Arden's Mom joke comes to mind...
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Thanks!

No joke, Arden's Mom minds to come...

Hmm perhaps that doesn't work but dammit it's going in the great big AtBC Mum Joke Folder.


Louis
Posted by: Wolfhound on Nov. 11 2010,12:25

I got you the perfect gift for a Brit.



Clearly, this is how cultural norms are achieved in Jolly Old England.



Happy Birthday to my favourite tea-sipping, pinky-lifting crumpet muncher!

P.S. -- Your mum, too.
Posted by: Steviepinhead on Nov. 11 2010,12:30

One more orbit for a planet.
One more birthday for a Louis.
Have a happy one...!
Posted by: Wolfhound on Nov. 11 2010,12:38

Let us see if the opportunity to tease Louis on his birthday (which is much more speshuler than any other given day) will make the Deadman rise once more.  I sent up the Bat Signal!
Posted by: JLT on Nov. 11 2010,13:01

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Right I'm off to the pub........oh wait.....no I'm not. Bugger. Oh well I'll go to the pub tomorrow then.

Louis
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This is for Saturday, then.*



Happy birthday!




* It must work: Jesus AND magnets!!!!111!!one!!
Posted by: Doc Bill on Nov. 11 2010,13:13

Happy orbit, Louis.

And, now, the famous video of Doc Bill and Louis at Down House.*

< The Video >



*Arden's mum was unavailable due to a previously scheduled, um, "appointment."
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on Nov. 11 2010,13:45

Aw, we all know the kid's birthdays are gonna mean more than the old man's. But happy BD anyway, Louis.
Posted by: Louis on Nov. 11 2010,15:40

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Quote (Louis @ Nov. 11 2010,17:24)
Right I'm off to the pub........oh wait.....no I'm not. Bugger. Oh well I'll go to the pub tomorrow then.

Louis
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This is for Saturday, then.*



Happy birthday!




* It must work: Jesus AND magnets!!!!111!!one!!
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If Jesus and copper magnets are wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Louis
Posted by: OgreMkV on Nov. 11 2010,15:46

Happy Birthday and thanks for many amusing sayings and anecdotes.
Posted by: Texas Teach on Nov. 11 2010,16:17

Happy birthday to the funniest Welsh French Limey organic chemist I know.  That you are the only Limey organic chemist I know is neither here nor there.

<404 error: Arden's mom joke not found>
Posted by: MadPanda, FCD on Nov. 11 2010,17:04

Many happy returns!

And an extra pint or five.

The MadPanda, FCD
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on Nov. 11 2010,17:07



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Dates don't matter
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wait, I didn't mean that! I almost lost my virginity on a date!
Posted by: MadPanda, FCD on Nov. 11 2010,17:11

You almost lost your virginity on a fig?  (blinka blinka)  There isn't a lot of room on top of one of those things...

:D


The MadPanda, FCD
Posted by: Ptaylor on Nov. 11 2010,17:36

Happy birfday, kia ora. Here's a virtual pint of Abbot ale.
Posted by: fnxtr on Nov. 11 2010,18:17

Well... being most definitely out witted here today, I can only lift a bottle of Granville Island Lager in your honour, Louis. Oh, and thanks for the sig.

Happy bidet.
Posted by: Louis on Nov. 11 2010,18:41

Ok, confession. I may have accidentally gone to the pub. I blame society.

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I haven't had a proper drink in 4 months (health kick, it was working). I think beer got stronger while I was away.

Tomorrow's gonna be fun!

Louis
Posted by: Henry J on Nov. 11 2010,19:32

Quote (MadPanda, FCD @ Nov. 11 2010,16:11)
You almost lost your virginity on a fig?  (blinka blinka)  There isn't a lot of room on top of one of those things...

:D


The MadPanda, FCD
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Well that's plum silly!
Posted by: Doc Bill on Nov. 11 2010,22:04

I loved my favorite local, the Princess of Wales, which didn't serve half pints.

Sorry, Gov, all the h'pint mugs are in the wash.

Pity that.  Had to down pints instead.  Birthday or not.
Posted by: fnxtr on Nov. 12 2010,00:58

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I loved my favorite local, the Princess of Wales, which didn't serve half pints.
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What did she have against short men?
Posted by: Louis on Nov. 12 2010,04:17

Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 12 2010,01:32)
Quote (MadPanda @ FCD,Nov. 11 2010,16:11)
You almost lost your virginity on a fig?  (blinka blinka)  There isn't a lot of room on top of one of those things...

:D


The MadPanda, FCD
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Well that's plum silly!
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Orange you glad we aren't going to make a pun cascade out of this?

Louis
Posted by: fnxtr on Nov. 12 2010,08:59

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Quote (MadPanda @ FCD,Nov. 11 2010,16:11)
You almost lost your virginity on a fig?  (blinka blinka)  There isn't a lot of room on top of one of those things...

:D


The MadPanda, FCD
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Well that's plum silly!
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Orange you glad we aren't going to make a pun cascade out of this?

Louis
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Yes it's become a fruitless excersize.
Posted by: Louis on Nov. 12 2010,10:00

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Quote (MadPanda @ FCD,Nov. 11 2010,16:11)
You almost lost your virginity on a fig?  (blinka blinka)  There isn't a lot of room on top of one of those things...

:D


The MadPanda, FCD
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Well that's plum silly!
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Orange you glad we aren't going to make a pun cascade out of this?

Louis
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Yes it's become a fruitless excersize.
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The entire thing will turn into a lemon*, you know it will.

Louis

*Is this obscurish (perhaps British) colloquialism suitable?
Posted by: Amadan on Nov. 12 2010,10:41

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You almost lost your virginity on a fig?  (blinka blinka)  There isn't a lot of room on top of one of those things...

:D


The MadPanda, FCD
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Well that's plum silly!
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Orange you glad we aren't going to make a pun cascade out of this?

Louis
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Yes it's become a fruitless excersize.
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The entire thing will turn into a lemon*, you know it will.

Louis

*Is this obscurish (perhaps British) colloquialism suitable?
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Kumquat may, we'll find a pun for it.
Posted by: Lou FCD on Nov. 12 2010,10:56

Happy birthday, Louis!

(great name, btw!)
Posted by: Kristine on Nov. 12 2010,23:32

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You almost lost your virginity on a fig?  (blinka blinka)  There isn't a lot of room on top of one of those things...

:D


The MadPanda, FCD
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Well that's plum silly!
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Orange you glad we aren't going to make a pun cascade out of this?

Louis
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Yes it's become a fruitless excersize.
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The entire thing will turn into a lemon*, you know it will.

Louis

*Is this obscurish (perhaps British) colloquialism suitable?
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Kumquat may, we'll find a pun for it.
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Or otherwise mango it.

Hippo birdee two ewes! :)
Posted by: Wolfhound on Nov. 13 2010,03:49

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You almost lost your virginity on a fig?  (blinka blinka)  There isn't a lot of room on top of one of those things...

:D


The MadPanda, FCD
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Well that's plum silly!
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Orange you glad we aren't going to make a pun cascade out of this?

Louis
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Yes it's become a fruitless excersize.
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The entire thing will turn into a lemon*, you know it will.

Louis

*Is this obscurish (perhaps British) colloquialism suitable?
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Kumquat may, we'll find a pun for it.
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Or otherwise mango it.

Hippo birdee two ewes! :)
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Ug.  That one made me quince.
Posted by: Timothy McDougald on Nov. 13 2010,07:25

Belated Happy Birthday*!


* By that of course I mean Dagenham Heathway as recommended by Finchley, Finchly, and Fotherhill's 1943 edition of Dagenham Openings for Mornington Crescent, revised 3rd edition
Posted by: deadman_932 on Nov. 13 2010,14:43

My fellow AtBC-ers:

Many decades ago, a once-nameless horror was born on a wretched gray island.

Bulbous-headed and mustachioed, the resemblance to his mother was immediately recognized by all, though young Louis was also clearly the spawn of the Dark Forces that eternally plague mankind.

Despite the unwanted "attentions" of a certain "Uncle," Louis had a carefree childhood, and and soon grew into a pest of vast knowledge and vocabulary. His father -- an itinerant phlegm-sweep-- wanted a better life for Louis, and apprenticed his son to a local Cockney pickpocket who noticed the lad's pouty lips and potential. The townsfolk themselves eventually raised the money to send Louis far, far away to the Dunwich School for Nubile Boys.

Dressed in his velvet-and-lace finery, Master Louis was resplendent, and it was said that his schoolmates often showered him with gold coins, golden praise and other yellowish things. He got to know his headmaster intimately, along with certain upperclassmen who taught him unspeakable crimes against nature, and also introduced him to the field that later became his passion, alchemy. Luis also cultivated a butt-thrusting waddle that later became his trademark. With his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weaseley, Louis engaged in a series of adventures that caught the eye of schools elesewhere.

Soon, Louis had entered university, where he put his alchemical knowledge to good use by creating new lubricants and various scented oils. He surprised his tutors by breeding a strain of chemically-altered gay mice that earned him his degree. This then lead to his marriage and the birth of Arden's son.

Today, we are pleased to call Louis our friend and raise a toast to the man, the legend, the genius that is Louis. Long may his misshapen head sway over our fair land. To Louis!

P.S. Yes, I'm late, homos. Missed you all, hope things are going well, life is pretty damned fun. Cheers!
Posted by: didymos on Nov. 13 2010,16:04

Dammit. I'm always forgetting to check for these.  Well, like Dembski's Fall, this "Happy Birthday" takes effect retroactively. And no, I won't bow to your "text".
Posted by: J-Dog on Nov. 13 2010,17:57

I think Deadman's Birthday Wishes To Louis deserves a All-Time, All-Star Birthday Wishes Bestest Birthday Post Evar.  

Do we have that award yet?
Posted by: Wolfhound on Nov. 13 2010,18:56

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I think Deadman's Birthday Wishes To Louis deserves a All-Time, All-Star Birthday Wishes Bestest Birthday Post Evar.  

Do we have that award yet?
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I'm fairly certain that Lou can fabricate one in between tests, term papers, and other such frivolous endeavors.
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