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IanBrown_101



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,10:43   

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It met its designed end Nov 26 last year, 2:06 am.


That page says "1996".

Where do you get your time-warps from?



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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,12:14   

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This post is the one thing I've seen at UD that actually was sort of funny, in a preachy way.  Dembski didn't come up with it, of course, but at least he did recognize that it was funny...

I suspect that the way I find that funny is somewhat different to Dumbski.

"He's still funny, but not ha-ha funny."



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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,13:24   

Quote (Ra-Úl @ June 19 2007,10:21)
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ June 19 2007,07:34)
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It met its designed end Nov 26 last year, 2:06 am.


That page says "1996".

Where do you get your time-warps from?

I did too much LDS in the 60's . . . since I live basically down the street from the Sands I should have really remembered it couldn't have been last year, but I still live in the 90's anyway.



Ra-Úl

You live in Vegas?

I hope you aren't drinking the tap water, 'cause that would explain it, if you were.

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,14:05   

Quote (Ichthyic @ June 19 2007,13:24)
That page says "1996".

Where do you get your time-warps from?[/quote]
I did too much LDS in the 60's . . . since I live basically down the street from the Sands I should have really remembered it couldn't have been last year, but I still live in the 90's anyway.

Wow, far out man!  You did LDS while me and my group was doing LSD!  

Dude! I just couldn't get off on those Mormons (Latter Day Saints).  They kept getting stuck up my nose.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,14:12   

Quote (J-Dog @ June 19 2007,14:05)
Quote (Ichthyic @ June 19 2007,13:24)
That page says "1996".

Where do you get your time-warps from?

I did too much LDS in the 60's . . . since I live basically down the street from the Sands I should have really remembered it couldn't have been last year, but I still live in the 90's anyway.[/quote]
Wow, far out man!  You did LDS while me and my group was doing LSD!  

Dude! I just couldn't get off on those Mormons (Latter Day Saints).  They kept getting stuck up my nose.

LDS / LSD

Coincidence? I think not.
:angry:

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,14:20   

Quote (J-Dog @ June 19 2007,14:05)
Quote (Ichthyic @ June 19 2007,13:24)
That page says "1996".

Where do you get your time-warps from?

I did too much LDS in the 60's . . . since I live basically down the street from the Sands I should have really remembered it couldn't have been last year, but I still live in the 90's anyway.[/quote]
Wow, far out man!  You did LDS while me and my group was doing LSD!  

Dude! I just couldn't get off on those Mormons (Latter Day Saints).  They kept getting stuck up my nose.

I think it is a reference to Star Trek: The Journey Home.  Trying to explain Spock's odd behavior, Kirk says "Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS."

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,14:27   

Quote (carlsonjok @ June 19 2007,14:20)
Quote (J-Dog @ June 19 2007,14:05)
Quote (Ichthyic @ June 19 2007,13:24)
That page says "1996".

Where do you get your time-warps from?

I did too much LDS in the 60's . . . since I live basically down the street from the Sands I should have really remembered it couldn't have been last year, but I still live in the 90's anyway.

Wow, far out man!  You did LDS while me and my group was doing LSD!  

Dude! I just couldn't get off on those Mormons (Latter Day Saints).  They kept getting stuck up my nose.[/quote]
I think it is a reference to Star Trek: The Journey Home.  Trying to explain Spock's odd behavior, Kirk says "Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS."

Ha!  I knew that all the time!  It was just Street Theater!

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Ra-Úl



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,14:53   

Quote (Ichthyic @ June 19 2007,13:24)
Quote (Ra-Úl @ June 19 2007,10:21)
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ June 19 2007,07:34)
 
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It met its designed end Nov 26 last year, 2:06 am.


That page says "1996".

Where do you get your time-warps from?

I did too much LDS in the 60's . . . since I live basically down the street from the Sands I should have really remembered it couldn't have been last year, but I still live in the 90's anyway.



Ra-Úl

You live in Vegas?

I hope you aren't drinking the tap water, 'cause that would explain it, if you were.

We have tap water? That thing we use for model rocket fuel is water? Sheesh. I think the time warp is just cause by breathing too much dust from the implosions, and I live two miles from the Strip . . . first we got to glow in the dark from the atmospheric nukes (used to watch them from the church roof) and then we had to drink industrially processed water, and then came the implosions. I don't drink water. I drin Bishop's finger ale and Aguardiente.

Ra-Úl

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Ra-Úl



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,14:54   

Quote (J-Dog @ June 19 2007,14:05)
Quote (Ichthyic @ June 19 2007,13:24)
That page says "1996".

Where do you get your time-warps from?

I did too much LDS in the 60's . . . since I live basically down the street from the Sands I should have really remembered it couldn't have been last year, but I still live in the 90's anyway.[/quote]
Wow, far out man!  You did LDS while me and my group was doing LSD!  

Dude! I just couldn't get off on those Mormons (Latter Day Saints).  They kept getting stuck up my nose.

Hey, it's a Star Trek quote . . . the movie with the whales and transparent aluminium . . .


Ra-Úl

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,15:00   

Quote (Ra-Úl @ June 19 2007,14:54)
Quote (J-Dog @ June 19 2007,14:05)
Quote (Ichthyic @ June 19 2007,13:24)
That page says "1996".

Where do you get your time-warps from?

I did too much LDS in the 60's . . . since I live basically down the street from the Sands I should have really remembered it couldn't have been last year, but I still live in the 90's anyway.

Wow, far out man!  You did LDS while me and my group was doing LSD!  

Dude! I just couldn't get off on those Mormons (Latter Day Saints).  They kept getting stuck up my nose.[/quote]
Hey, it's a Star Trek quote . . . the movie with the whales and transparent aluminium . . .


Ra-Úl

Dude, I know!  Carlsonjok clued me in.  I guess I really diddo too much LSD in the 6o's!  (Although trying to stick LDS Marie Osmond up my nose wouldn't have been that bad an idea, back in the day!)

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,15:12   

Quote (Ra-Úl @ June 19 2007,14:53)
Quote (Ichthyic @ June 19 2007,13:24)
 
Quote (Ra-Úl @ June 19 2007,10:21)
 
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ June 19 2007,07:34)
   
Quote

It met its designed end Nov 26 last year, 2:06 am.


That page says "1996".

Where do you get your time-warps from?

I did too much LDS in the 60's . . . since I live basically down the street from the Sands I should have really remembered it couldn't have been last year, but I still live in the 90's anyway.



Ra-Úl

You live in Vegas?

I hope you aren't drinking the tap water, 'cause that would explain it, if you were.

We have tap water? That thing we use for model rocket fuel is water? Sheesh. I think the time warp is just cause by breathing too much dust from the implosions, and I live two miles from the Strip . . . first we got to glow in the dark from the atmospheric nukes (used to watch them from the church roof) and then we had to drink industrially processed water, and then came the implosions. I don't drink water. I drin Bishop's finger ale and Aguardiente.

Ra-Úl:

Everyone I've ever met who actually came from Las Vegas has been a complete loon. Is this accurate, or just a horribly unfair sweeping generalization based on far too small a sampling?

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,15:28   

hmm, i have relatives from Vegas.

are they loony?

yeah, probably.

:)

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Ra-Úl



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(Permalink) Posted: June 19 2007,15:49   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 19 2007,15:12)
Quote (Ra-Úl @ June 19 2007,14:53)
 
Quote (Ichthyic @ June 19 2007,13:24)
 
Quote (Ra-Úl @ June 19 2007,10:21)
   
Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ June 19 2007,07:34)
   
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It met its designed end Nov 26 last year, 2:06 am.


That page says "1996".

Where do you get your time-warps from?

I did too much LDS in the 60's . . . since I live basically down the street from the Sands I should have really remembered it couldn't have been last year, but I still live in the 90's anyway.



Ra-Úl

You live in Vegas?

I hope you aren't drinking the tap water, 'cause that would explain it, if you were.

We have tap water? That thing we use for model rocket fuel is water? Sheesh. I think the time warp is just cause by breathing too much dust from the implosions, and I live two miles from the Strip . . . first we got to glow in the dark from the atmospheric nukes (used to watch them from the church roof) and then we had to drink industrially processed water, and then came the implosions. I don't drink water. I drin Bishop's finger ale and Aguardiente.

Ra-Úl:

Everyone I've ever met who actually came from Las Vegas has been a complete loon. Is this accurate, or just a horribly unfair sweeping generalization based on far too small a sampling?

Yes, this place is full of loonies. As the old ad for a stand-up comedy lounge used to say : 'cause in a town full of nude ice skaters needs a few laughs.' Aside from the tourist aspect we are in a way a part of the social sewer system of the republic, where every one used to come to hide out, change identity, disappear from the charted part of civilizatio, a distan serai in the desert. We have, sadly, lost part of that aspect, but kept the nude ice skaters. In exchange we get good cheap liquor store open 24/7. And nude ice skaters have their own allure.

Ra-Úl

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Wesley R. Elsberry



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(Permalink) Posted: July 11 2017,10:18   

Spammers certainly aren't funny.

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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: July 12 2017,19:53   

Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ July 11 2017,08:18)
Spammers certainly aren't funny.

Not at all. Less funny than creationists.

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: July 13 2017,09:37   

Those two categories aren't mutually exclusive.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2017,10:02   

daily spam lately.

   
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