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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,15:39

Dear Wolfie --

We gotz Caek!

And Cleen-Up Cruew!!1!

Champahg-nyah. Because this day calls for only the finest in life

Happy Birfday!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,15:43

Happy Trip Around the Sun!
(and many more appearances of the Dog Star)

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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,17:40

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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,18:02

Thanks, guyz. Getting longer in tooth and greyer in muzzle as the march toward decrepitude continues apace.

But Ize still younger than Deadman HA HA!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,18:17

I HOPE THIS IS U

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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,18:54

H'B'day

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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,19:25

For your Birthday, here's a little motivation to get the Old Wolfie heart pounding...

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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,21:59

Happy Birthday Wolfhound!

So how old are you in dog years?

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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,22:25

Happy Birfday!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,22:37

I've been meaning to ask, Thylacine or Canid, or does it really matter since they have the same common name and are therefore the same kind?

Happy Birthday.

Edited by Lou FCD on Dec. 12 2009,23:38

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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,22:57

Happy shimmies!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2009,23:57

HBD2U

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Posted: Dec. 13 2009,00:52

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Posted: Dec. 13 2009,01:07

Happy birthday, kia ora.

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Posted: Dec. 13 2009,02:42

Happy birthday Wolfie!

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Posted: Dec. 13 2009,05:07

Quote (Lou FCD @ Dec. 12 2009,23:37)

I've been meaning to ask, Thylacine or Canid, or does it really matter since they have the same common name and are therefore the same kind?

Happy Birthday.

No pouchez for me. Although some may start to form as I get even older.

Um, ick.

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Posted: Dec. 13 2009,05:33

And you all make me feel warmer and fuzzier.

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Posted: Dec. 13 2009,07:21

A birthday?

You can't be Sirius.

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Posted: Dec. 14 2009,09:24

WOLFIE, SRY I AM TEH LATE. HAPPY BIRFDAY. THERE AM CAEK LEFT?

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Posted: Dec. 14 2009,09:32

Quote (Richardthughes @ Dec. 14 2009,09:24)

WOLFIE, SRY I AM TEH LATE. HAPPY BIRFDAY. THERE AM CAEK LEFT?

I already burst out of it. TBFY!

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Posted: Dec. 14 2009,10:20

<=======(Is actually a canid disguised as a vulpeccan.)

Much happy of a day to you!! And may you have many more.

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Posted: Dec. 14 2009,11:04

Damn, I'm late and Amadan stole my line.

Happy Birthday anyway!

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Posted: Dec. 15 2009,09:29

Thank you, thank you. You guyz is the best. Even you pinky-lifting, tea-sipping crumpet-munchers.

'Specially you.

And you know who you are.

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Posted: Dec. 15 2009,09:59

Yeah, I miss Louis. <*sniff*>

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Posted: Dec. 15 2009,13:02

Don't fret, Wolfie -- Louis is alive and well and taking a look at a new career as an English fashion consultant:

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Posted: Dec. 15 2009,14:22

Quote (deadman_932 @ Dec. 15 2009,14:02)

Don't fret, Wolfie -- Louis is alive and well and taking a look at a new career as an English fashion consultant:

Deadman,
I think you've got a picture of Louis' "mum" there. �You'll have to ask Arden to be sure, as he and Louis' mum are very close.

This is Louis:

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,14:20

Bump.

Here it is getting into the mid-afternoon (EDT) and no one has sent best wishes your way.

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,14:49

I will send Teh Birfday Wishes to Wolfie....

....except for one tiny problem. Ladiez does not have birfdays becoz this would mean they gets olderer. And that does NAWT happen to ladiez. No. Do Not Want!

Louis

P.S. Birfday grats anyway! Even if you are exactly the same age as you always were.

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,15:15

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Dec. 13 2009,06:52)

Recycling, because I can!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,15:26

Happy birthday!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,15:40

Happy Trip Through Time and Space!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,15:44

Happy Birfday two ewes.

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,16:52

Happy birthday, Wolfie!

*

* (I hope you've had a nice party!)

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,17:28

Happy birthday...

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,17:42

Happy borniversary!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,17:58

Happy birthday!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,18:57

Oh FFS, here I thought I was late again while reading all the greetings from LAST year.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Wolfhound, you are one hot bitch. :-)

I'm just surprised no-one's said that yet.

poxfox*

*My initials plus x's and o's

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,20:32

Thanks so much, guys! It was actually a pretty crappy birthday to start off with (mom dumped the care of my ingrate grandfather on me for the entire weekend (3 meals a day plus insulin shots twice a day and all he does is bitch)) but then my brother dropped by and took me out to a Thai place I've wanted to try which was EXCELLENT, and my dad called. Oh, and Deadman sent me a card and goodies which made me happified. His singing was a little scary but it's the thought that counts.

But then the Fine Lads at AtBC all wished me a good day so it's PURE WIN!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,20:47

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - SORRY I'M LATE IS THERE ANY CAKE LEFT??

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,20:54

Happy trip round the sun, dear member of the pack!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2010,21:57

Happy birthday, Wolfie!

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Posted: Dec. 13 2010,09:54

Happy birthday Wolfie! Hope you had too much fun!

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Posted: Dec. 13 2010,19:28

Happy birthday, Wolf-ma'am!

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Posted: Dec. 15 2010,00:34

Well, nuts.

I get distracted by my Cub's birthday, forget to log on, and I miss the celebration!

Many happy if belated returns, Wolfhound!

The MadPanda, FCD

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,01:57

Happy birthday, Monica!!!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,03:26

Happy Birthday, Wolfhound!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,05:10

Paaaaartaaaayyy!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,06:49

For a Happy Birthday:

- avoid cranky grandfathers.
- solicit your brother for Thai.
- watch the mail.
- check out AtBC.

See?

HBD!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,07:27

Happy Birthday.

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,08:08

[quote=OgreMkV,Dec. 12 2011,07:27][/quote]
Cheers to your trip through space, Wolfie! May you have many more long journeys!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,08:21

Happy B-Day!

What's that make you, about 250 in dog years? �

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,10:06

Birthday activities idea #1:

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,11:42

Yeah, many happy returns, chainmail baebe!

pfox

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,18:00

I guess we saved the best for last again?

May Your Year Be KairoFocus Free!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,19:01

Happy Birthday!

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Posted: Dec. 12 2011,23:53

Thanks, fellas! I'm going to celebrate all this week at Stevie Pinhead and RAFH's bachelor pad in Seattle followed by a couple of weeks of <insert nouns and verbs of your choice, homos> with Deadman at my own place.

Life R Gud!

*ARRROOOO!*

PS-- My brother didn't call me today, the fuck! :angry:

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Posted: Dec. 13 2011,09:25

Happy birthday, Wolfie!
You don't think your brother is planning a surprise visit???

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Posted: Dec. 13 2011,10:30

Oops, I missted ur birthday - happy belated shimmies!

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Posted: Dec. 13 2011,12:14

let me be the first to wish you happy Birthday for next year!

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Posted: Dec. 13 2011,13:45

H' B'day

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Posted: Dec. 13 2011,15:06

Quote (Kattarina98 @ Dec. 13 2011,10:25)

Happy birthday, Wolfie!
You don't think your brother is planning a surprise visit???

Sadly, no. He's still in Florida. Putz thought a note on Facebook was sufficient. WRONG!

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