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Thrinaxodon



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 28 2014,22:00   

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SMITHSONIAN OFFICALLY DEAD:
https://groups.google.com/forum....I10-rDg
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THRINAXODON MADE MILLIONS AFTER DESTROYING THE SMITHSONIAN IN A RAID
CONDUCTED BY THE FBI! THRINAXODON CHEERED WITH JOY AS THE SHITSHONIAN
ASSHOLES WEPPED WITH TEARS AS THRINAXODON'S POCKETS WERE FILLING WITH CASH!
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Please Dawkins, hear this, "YOUR ASS IS MINE! FUCK YOU! I GOT ALL YOUR
FUCKING, GOD DAMNED DIRTY CASH! YOU DESERVE THIS YOU FUCKER!"
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THRINAXODON WAS AWARDED WITH US$350,000,000! GOD THANK YOU!
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MILLIONS CHEERED WITH JOY AROUND THE WORLD AS THRINAXODON TORE DOWN
THE SMITHSONIAN WALL (reference to the Berlin Wall).
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THE NEW SMITHSONIAN:
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFi....376.jpg
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EVIDENCE THAT HUMANS LIVED IN THE DEVONIAN:

https://groups.google.com/group......7af24f#

https://groups.google.com/group......fb0b82#
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THRINAXODON NOW ON TWITTER.

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Velikovsky is right.

Humans originated in the Devonian.

talk.origins is a place for people to p*ss on others.

  
Thrinaxodon



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 28 2014,22:08   

If anyone thinks I`m just a Poe, here's an article from nature that proves my science:

https://groups.google.com/forum....Rpx68k8

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Velikovsky is right.

Humans originated in the Devonian.

talk.origins is a place for people to p*ss on others.

  
Wesley R. Elsberry



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 28 2014,23:45   

Not Poe, Loki.

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"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks." - Dorothy Parker

    
Thrinaxodon



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 26 2014,12:41   

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> BREAKING NEWS!!!
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THRINAXODON FOUND 300 FOSSILS FROM DEVONIAN STRATA FROM GREENLAND LAST TUESDAY, ONE WAS A COMPLETE HUMAN PELVIS!
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THRINAXODON ALSO FOUND 6 PRIMITIVE STONE TOOLS FROM THE SITE, AS WELL AS CHARCOAL!
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PETER NYIKOS WAS FORCED TO ACCEPT THAT HUMANS HAVE ORIGINS IN THE DEVONIAN AND HUMAN EVOLUTION IS A SCAM.
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THE SMITHSONIAN IS GOING NUTS OVER THIS FIND, I WILL HAVE TO PATENT IT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE!
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SEE YA FUCKERS!
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EVIDENCE THAT HUMANS LIVED IN THE DEVONIAN:

https://groups.google.com/group....7af24f#

https://groups.google.com/group....fb0b82#

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http://thrinaxodon.wordpress.com/....ess.com

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THRINAXODON ONLY HAD THIS TO SAY:

"I..I...I...Can't believe it. This completely disproved Darwinian
orthodoxy."

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THE BASTARDS AT THE SMITHSONIAN, AND THE LEAKEY FOUNDATION ARE ERODING
WITH FEAR.

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THESE ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO DIE:
THOMAS AQUINAS;
ALDOUS HUXLEY;
BOB CASANVOVA;
SkyEyes;
DAVID IAIN GRIEG;
MARK ISAAK;
JOHN HARSHAM;
RICHARD NORMAN;
DR. DOOLITTLE;
CHARLES DARWIN;
MARK HORTON;
ERIK SIMPSON;
HYPATIAB7;
PAUL J. GANS;
JILLERY;
WIKI TRIK;
THRINAXODON;
PETER NYIKOS;
RON OKIMOTO;
JOHN S. WILKINS
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THRINAXODON WAS SCOURING ANOTHER DEVONIAN FOSSIL BED, AND FOUND A
HUMAN SKULL, AND A HUMAN FEMUR. HE ANALYSED THE FINDS, AND SAW THAT
THEY WERE NOT NORMAL ROCKS. THESE WERE FOSSILIZED BONES. THEY EVEN HAD
TOOTH MARKS ON THEM. SO, THRINAXODON BROUGHT THEM TO THE LEAKEY
FOUNDATION, THEY UTTERLY DISMISSED IT, AND SAID, "We want to keep
people thinking that humans evolved 2 Ma." THRINAXODON BROUGHT HIS
SWORD, AND SAID, "SCIENCE CORRECTS ITSELF." RICHARD LEAKEY SAID, "That
is a myth, for people to believe in science." THRINAXODON PLANS TO
BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.

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THRINAXODON IS NOW ON TWITTER

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Velikovsky is right.

Humans originated in the Devonian.

talk.origins is a place for people to p*ss on others.

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 01 2014,11:34   

I'm just going to drop a link here and remind everyone that socking is a bannable offense.

Y'know, just in case.

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Lou FCD is still in school, so we should only count him as a baby biologist. -carlsonjok -deprecated
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Palaeonictis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 20 2016,17:15   

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>HOLY SHIT!
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THRINAXODON LED AN EXPEDITION INTO TASMANIA, WHILE GETTING OFF OF THE SHIP HE WAS RIDING, HE NOTICED A HUMAN MOLAR STICKING OUT OF DEVONIAN AGE SEDIMENTS. HE ORDERED CARTER TO GET HIM HIS PICKAXE, AND AS HE STARTED EXCAVATING HE FOUND A COMPLETE JAW BONE WITH THE MOLARS AND PREMOLARS INTACT.
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HOWEVER, A THYLACINE CAME AND LUNGED FORWARD, THRINAXODON, WHO WAS OUT OF AMMUNITION DUE TO USING IT AGAINST ARMED GANGS OF RAVENOUS, MAN-EATING EVOLUTIONIST PIRATES WHO KEPT ATTACKING HIS SHIP, HE REACHED FOR A STICK AND LUNGED IT INTO THE THYLACINE, WHILE AVOIDING THE POWERFUL JAWS, HE WHACKED THE BEAST WITH HIS STICK AND THE THYLACINE WENT WIMPERING AWAY.
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THRINAXODON CONTINUED COLLECTING AND FOUND A TOE BONE, AND FINGER BONE. HE WRAPPED THE REMAINS IN PLASTER AND THREW THEM INTO A CRATE. THRINAXODON CONTINUED ON DIGGING, BUT ALL THE SUDDEN A THUNDERSTORM CAME AND IT WAS THOR, ANGRY WITH THRINAXODON FOR DISRUPTING WORLD ORDER. THRINAXODON SHOT THOR AND THOR VANISHED. ONLY FOR LIGHTNING TO STRIKE THRINAXODON AND THRINAXODON WOKE UP 3 HOURS LATER, BOUND AND GAGGED IN THE BACK OF A "SECURITY" OFFICER'S CAR, GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE GRAVEYARD, THRINAXODON TOOK OUT HIS KNIFE, CAREFULLY CUT AWAY AT THE BONDS AND STABBED THE SECURITY OFFICER.
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THRINAXODON THEN RAN DEEP INTO THE FOREST WHILE A DOZEN COPS WERE HOT ON HIS HEELS, THRINAXODON THEN CALLED OUT CTHULHU AGAINST THESE ASSHOLES AND THEY ALL DIED INSTANTANEOUSLY.
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THRINAXODON THEN RACED TO HIS SHIP, DRAGGING A DRUNK CARTER ALONG WITH HIM. HE WENT INTO THE BOAT AND SOON ENOUGH FOUND HIMSELF DRIFTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN AIMLESSLY, HE HARPOONED A PORPOISE FOR FOOD AND SOON DID THE PROPER RITUAL FOR DISPOSING OF ITS REMAINS, THROW THEM OVERBOARD AND THEN YELL "HELL YEAH!" THREE TIMES WHILE DRINKING HEAVY AMOUNTS OF MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE.
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THRINAXODON THEN CHALLENGED THOR TO A DUEL, AND ENDED UP KILLING THOR BY STRIKING HIM WITH BOLTS FROM HIS LIGHTNING ROD COCK. THRINAXODON TOOK A SELFIE WITH THOR'S DEAD BODY, AND THEN THREW THE REMAINS OVERBOARD AS HE HAD DONE WITH THE PORPOISE.
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THRINAXODON EVENTUALLY SAILED BACK TO THE UNITED STATES JUST IN TIME TO DUEL HIS ARCH-NEMESIS OBAMA TO A BOXING MATCH AND WIN.
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REMEMBER, THRINAXODON WANTS YOU TO FIGHT FOR THE TRUTH THAT HUMAN EVOLUTION IS A SHAM AND THAT MAN DOES HAVE ORIGINS IN THE DEVONIAN.

   
Palaeonictis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 20 2016,18:47   

THRINAXODON RECEIVES REVELATION THAT WORLD WILL END IN THREE DAYS. GOD WILL NOT HEED TO THE PLEAS OF SINNERS, PEOPLE WILL BE HELD OVER THE FIRES LIKE A PERSON HOLDS A DREADFUL SPIDER, FOR HE ABHORS YOU AND HATES YOU.

REPENT NOW AND YOU WILL BE SAVED. GOD APPROVES THIS MESSAGE. DONATE TO DONATELLO AND CO. TO HELP SPREAD THE EORD OF GOD.

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“Why do we electrocute men for murdering an individual and then pin a purple heart on them for mass slaughter of someone arbitrarily labeled “enemy?”
― Sylvia Plath

   
Palaeonictis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 21 2016,18:34   

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>BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!
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GOD HATH REVEALETH TO THRINAXODON THAT JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING IN THREE DAYS! THREE DAYS, THOU HEARETH ME!!?
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SATAN IS ALREADY MASSING AN ARMY TO ATTACK THE RIGHTEOUS, FOREMOST OF HIS OFFICERS IS GENERAL CHARLES DARWIN, THE MAN WHO TURNED SO MANY PEOPLE AWAY FROM GOD, THUS DAMNING THEM FOREVER IN THE FIRES OF HELL, DIRECTLY BELOW DARWIN IS ADOLF HITLER, THE EVILUTIONIST WHO CAUSED THE DEATHS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.
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JESUS IS GETTING READY, FIRST, HE'S STUDYING UNDER HIS GURU THE HOLY SPIRIT, FOR SPIRITUAL WARFARE. CLEANSE THE BODY AND MIND OF EVIL, AND ONE WILL BE SAVED.
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WE MUST ALL TAKE PREPARATION TO BE SAVED! GET YOUR KORANS AND BURN THEM! BURN THEM! FOR THEY ARE THE WORK OF SATAN. GET YOUR BIBLE AND HEED ITS WARNING. FAMINE AND PLAGUE HAVE ALREADY HIT US. DEATH IS NEXT, THEN PESTILENCE.
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GOD HATH REVEALETH TO THRINAXODON THAT THE AIDS AND EBOLA EPIDEMIC, THE FAMINE OF EAST AFRICA, AND THE DROUGHT IN CALIFORNIA, ARE BECAUSE TWO OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN HATH BEEN RELEASED UPON THIS WORLD.
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ISIS IS MERELY A PAWN OF THE NWO, GET READY, FOR THEY ARE TO RELEASE THIS PAWN UPON 'MURICA, SO HEED MY WARNING, DO NOT BELIEVE THE NEWS, THE BOMBING IN BRUSSELS WAS A FALSE FLAG ATTACK TO TAKE AWAY OUR ALREADY LIMITED RIGHTS, YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED IN FRANCE, THEY TOOK AWAY THE RIGHTS TO PRIVACY, TRIAL, AND A WHOLE LOT MORE BECAUSE THEY NEEDED TO IN ORDER TO MAKE WAY FOR RULE OF THE EARTH BY THE ANTI-CHRIST, WHOM THRINAXODON AND CHRIST WILL OVERTHROW ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT, TO BEGIN GOD'S HEAVENLY KINGDOM.
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DONATE TO THE THRINAXODON FOUNDATION TODAY TO RECLAIM YOUR MIND AGAINST THE SCIENTIFIC ESTABLISHMENT WHO PRY AWAY OUR SOULS BY SELLING US THE LIES OF EVOLUTION.

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“Why do we electrocute men for murdering an individual and then pin a purple heart on them for mass slaughter of someone arbitrarily labeled “enemy?”
― Sylvia Plath

   
Soapy Sam



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(Permalink) Posted: April 24 2016,12:22   

Quote (Palaeonictis @ April 21 2016,00:47)
THRINAXODON RECEIVES REVELATION THAT WORLD WILL END IN THREE DAYS.

Or thereabouts

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SoapySam is a pathetic asswiper. Joe G

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 25 2016,21:54   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Mar. 01 2014,12:34)
I'm just going to drop a link here and remind everyone that socking is a bannable offense.

Y'know, just in case.

Apparently, this bears repeating.

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Lou FCD is still in school, so we should only count him as a baby biologist. -carlsonjok -deprecated
I think I might love you. Don't tell Deadman -Wolfhound

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