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|Quote (Starbuck @ Jan. 13 2014,16:34)|
Thrinaxodon was killed in a car accident just a few weeks ago, while engaging in a battle against the Nyikos Armed Forces. Dawkins, hearing this, went to Thrinaxodon's grave and SPIT ON IT. FULL BLOWN, SPIT. The saliva went through Thrinaxodon's tomb, and he smelled the spit, and jumped up from the grave.
Dawkins took out his knife and stabbed Thrinaxodon's arm, Thrinaxodon ripped it out and took out his pistol. Dawkins was quick to run, Thrinaxodon yelling, "GOLLY, THIS POOR BASTARD IS ABOUT TO GET AN ASS WHOOPIN'." Dawkins yelled to a man, with his dagger pulled out, "Give me yo' money, and get the hell out of the car." And the man said, "You're Richard Dawkins, famous Oxford professor." Dawkins said, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, GIVE ME YO' MONEY AND GET OUT OF THE CAR!"
Dawkins drove, only for Thrinaxodon to catch up and shoot Dawkin's wheels. Dawkins stabbed Thrinaxodon, and Thrinaxodon shot him in the face. Dawkins, with blood gushing from his face, drove off the mountain cliff, and threw a nuclear bomb at Thrinaxodon. Thrinaxodon dodged and shot Dawkins dead.
Dawkins then got up and dared to call Hamas. Thrinaxodon then burned his phone, and threw him by the roadside and shot him 17 times. Millions were cheering as Dawkins head was put on display at the Holy See.
THESE BASTARDS WILL DIE:
DAVID IAIN GRIEG;
PAUL J. GANS;
JOHN S. WILKINS
THRINAXODON WAS SCOURING ANOTHER DEVONIAN FOSSIL BED, AND FOUND A
HUMAN SKULL, AND A HUMAN FEMUR. HE ANALYSED THE FINDS, AND SAW THAT
THEY WERE NOT NORMAL ROCKS. THESE WERE FOSSILIZED BONES. THEY EVEN HAD
TOOTH MARKS ON THEM. SO, THRINAXODON BROUGHT THEM TO THE LEAKEY
FOUNDATION, THEY UTTERLY DISMISSED IT, AND SAID, "We want to keep
people thinking that humans evolved 2 Ma." THRINAXODON BROUGHT HIS
SWORD, AND SAID, "SCIENCE CORRECTS ITSELF." RICHARD LEAKEY SAID, "That
is a myth, for people to believe in science." THRINAXODON PLANS TO
BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.
THRINAXODON IS NOW ON TWITTER.
Velikovsky is right.
Humans originated in the Devonian.
talk.origins is a place for people to p*ss on others.