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Posted by: deadman_932 on July 26 2009,00:23

Dear evilushunist munkey-boy plz stop saying I M related to u, but happy birfday enyway, cuz ur more fun tahn a caek full of primates.



I'm drinking enough for you already, so you've had your share. Quit hogging. Also, I meant to say "gracile homonids" but messed up.

Homos.
Posted by: JLT on July 26 2009,03:16

Happy birthday, Afarensis!
Posted by: MichaelJ on July 26 2009,03:37

Many Happy returns

regards
Michael
Posted by: dvunkannon on July 26 2009,06:01

Happy Birthday!
Posted by: carlsonjok on July 26 2009,06:07

HA HA THIS IS YOU.


Posted by: Bob O'H on July 26 2009,06:14

Season's Greetings, afarensis!  Happy holidays!  Or something.
Posted by: Lou FCD on July 26 2009,09:09

Happy Birthday!


Posted by: Timothy McDougald on July 26 2009,09:17

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Happy Birthday!


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That is a cool tattoo! Thanks everybody.
Posted by: khan on July 26 2009,10:12

Happy Birthday!
Posted by: J-Dog on July 26 2009,10:16

Happy Birfday 2 U... and for your descendents sake, (the rest of us!)we hope you get some brand new lines - cuz i don't think your babe is buying what you're selling...


Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on July 26 2009,11:30

Happy B'day, from afar (well, Cleveland) to Afar.
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on July 26 2009,11:36

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Happy Birfday 2 U... and for your descendents sake, (the rest of us!)we hope you get some brand new lines - cuz i don't think your babe is buying what you're selling...


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Now we have to hide our wieners and chesticles. This is evolution?
Posted by: Dr.GH on July 26 2009,12:08

Happy Birthday
Posted by: fusilier on July 26 2009,14:26

Hippo birfday two ewes.
Posted by: Lou FCD on July 26 2009,14:46

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Quote (Lou FCD @ July 26 2009,09:09)
Happy Birthday!


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That is a cool tattoo! Thanks everybody.
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Found it < here on Flickr >.
Posted by: Richardthughes on July 26 2009,15:09

HAPPY BIRFDAY SASAN FRANCIS.


HOMO.
Posted by: ERV on July 26 2009,19:18

YAY!
Posted by: Ptaylor on July 26 2009,23:52

Kia ora, happy birthday.
Posted by: ppb on July 27 2009,07:57

Happy 3 millionth birthday Afarensis!  Oh, and thanks for the bipedalism.
Posted by: Louis on July 28 2009,16:38

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Happy 3 millionth birthday Afarensis!  Oh, and thanks for the bipedalism.
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Happy (belated*) birthday Afarensis!

Bipedalism? Don't make me laugh! Apart from the bipedalism, what did the Australopithecines ever do for us? They beld us dry etc**.

Louis

*Sorry, was away for long weekend in a place that doesn't even have motorways let alone intarwebs.

**If there are those who a) care enough to bother and B) are willing I reckon a serious pun cascade/Python-fest/evolutionary biology joke-athon could be made to get from here to "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a scientifically valid, geekily humorous fashion within 10 posts. I have set it up, I think it can be done. In honour of Afarensis, so mote it be!
Posted by: J-Dog on July 28 2009,18:22

Quote (Louis @ July 28 2009,16:38)
Quote (ppb @ July 27 2009,13:57)
Happy 3 millionth birthday Afarensis!  Oh, and thanks for the bipedalism.
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Happy (belated*) birthday Afarensis!

Bipedalism? Don't make me laugh! Apart from the bipedalism, what did the Australopithecines ever do for us? They beld us dry etc**.

Louis

*Sorry, was away for long weekend in a place that doesn't even have motorways let alone intarwebs.

**If there are those who a) care enough to bother and B) are willing I reckon a serious pun cascade/Python-fest/evolutionary biology joke-athon could be made to get from here to "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a scientifically valid, geekily humorous fashion within 10 posts. I have set it up, I think it can be done. In honour of Afarensis, so mote it be!
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**Well, they gave us footprints in volcano dust.

*Now please post the naked pictures of Mrs. Louis in the place without the interwebs! :)
Posted by: deadman_932 on July 28 2009,18:49

Quote (J-Dog @ July 28 2009,18:22)
Quote (Louis @ July 28 2009,16:38)
 
Quote (ppb @ July 27 2009,13:57)
Happy 3 millionth birthday Afarensis!  Oh, and thanks for the bipedalism.
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Happy (belated*) birthday Afarensis!

Bipedalism? Don't make me laugh! Apart from the bipedalism, what did the Australopithecines ever do for us? They beld us dry etc**.

Louis

*Sorry, was away for long weekend in a place that doesn't even have motorways let alone intarwebs.

**If there are those who a) care enough to bother and B) are willing I reckon a serious pun cascade/Python-fest/evolutionary biology joke-athon could be made to get from here to "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a scientifically valid, geekily humorous fashion within 10 posts. I have set it up, I think it can be done. In honour of Afarensis, so mote it be!
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**Well, they gave us footprints in volcano dust.

*Now please post the naked pictures of Mrs. Louis in the place without the interwebs! :)
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No "Mr.s Louis" , but I was pm'd this by a certain chemist who wishes to remain anonymous at his "place with no intarwebs" retreat. I believe** that he's on the right.

**with quasilatching certainty, onlookers!


Posted by: Louis on July 29 2009,05:57

Quote (J-Dog @ July 29 2009,00:22)
[SNIP]

**Well, they gave us footprints in volcano dust.

[SNIP]
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The aqueduct?

Louis
Posted by: Louis on July 29 2009,06:06

Quote (deadman_932 @ July 29 2009,00:49)
[SNIP]

No "Mr.s Louis" , but I was pm'd this by a certain chemist who wishes to remain anonymous at his "place with no intarwebs" retreat found this in a folder marked "Me and the Guys". I believe** that he's from the left it's: Me, 'Ras, Carlson, my Mum and RTH on the right.

**with quasilatching certainty, onlookers!


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Ficksed dat 4 U!

Louis
Posted by: deadman_932 on July 29 2009,08:26

ONLOOKERS! I am SHOCKED that "Louis" would poison the clear, clean well of rationality, then scoop up the Red Herrings of unreason that float to the surface and squeeze out the vilest oil of ad hominem from them -- which he then uses to douse a strawman and set it alight.

Oh, the depths to which the Darwinian materialist sinks.

I am DISMAYED to also note the cruelty with which CarlsonsJock is treated along with the other targets of Louis' venemous bile!!

I have it on good authority that Carlson seldom wears a wrestling singlet -- preferring  the traditional Euro-Oklahomoan speedo, instead.
Posted by: carlsonjok on July 29 2009,11:12

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I have it on good authority that Carlson seldom wears a wrestling singlet -- preferring  the traditional Euro-Oklahomoan speedo, instead.
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Pfft. I am a style icon.


Posted by: Richardthughes on July 26 2011,22:40

Bumpety-bump he did done it agains!
Posted by: Kristine on July 26 2011,22:54

Happy birthday, Afarensis! Hope your b'day merriment is robust(us).

Shimmies to you, ya big hominid!  :)
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on July 26 2011,22:55

Where is that pesky hominid?

Happy 3.5 millionth year B'day, fossil dude!
Posted by: Henry J on July 26 2011,23:30

But what happened to 2010?  :p
Posted by: Cubist on July 27 2011,01:14

(chorus)
Happy Birthday -- ungh!
Happy Birthday -- ungh!

Death and gloom and black despair
People dying everywhere.

(chorus)

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.

(chorus)

Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far.

(chorus)

Burn the castle, storm the keep
Kill the girls -- but SAVE THE SHEEP!

(chorus)

So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near.

(chorus)

Children dying far and near
Cancer now is caused by beer.

(chorus)

Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row.

(chorus)

May the children in the street
Be your barbecuing meat.

(chorus)

Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near.

(chorus)
Happy Birthday -- ungh!
Happy Birthday -- ungh!
Posted by: Ptaylor on July 27 2011,01:40

Happy birfday from a fellow - err, July-an.
Posted by: paragwinn on July 27 2011,03:09

Happy Birthday, afarensis!
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on July 27 2011,06:15

Happy birthday, you monkey you!
Posted by: Louis on July 27 2011,06:26

Since I do not engage in ancestor worship and you are a human predecessor (perhaps....oooooh controversy!) I am reluctant to wish you a happy birthday for fear of giving certain religious traditions any credence.

Oh I can overcome my objections and wish you a not unpleasant anniversary at least. Don't Have a Terrible Birthday!

Hurrah!

Louis
Posted by: fusilier on July 27 2011,06:57

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But what happened to 2010?  :p
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I'm sorry, but there was never a "2010."

A MiniTruth report said so.
Posted by: OgreMkV on July 27 2011,07:01

Happy Birthday... again.

Didn't we just do this last year?  Dang, it's almost like these birthday things are on a cycle or something.  Weird.

Anyway.  Happy birthday
Posted by: J-Dog on July 27 2011,07:26

Happy Birthday - and try to remember... When it all gets crazy with the Birthday Party and all,

Keep your Penus in your Genus!!!


Posted by: Robin on July 27 2011,07:44

Happy belated orbital anniversary recognition. And remember:



...turn that frown upside down!
Posted by: Louis on July 27 2011,07:56

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[SNIP]

Keep your Penus in your Genus!!!

[SNIP]
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THAT! THAT is fucking funny! You win the internet. Someone give this man a POTW for at least 30 seconds.

Louis
Posted by: Wolfhound on July 27 2011,08:12

Happy Birthday!  No idea how old you are in monkey years, though.

And how sad for the rest of you that you only get to read shit from Deadman when you recycle him like an old burrito wrapper*.  HA HA!

*No, I won't tell you what else they are good for
Posted by: fnxtr on July 27 2011,09:35

"Laugh a-while you can, Monkey Boy!"
Posted by: Albatrossity2 on July 27 2011,10:40

Happy orbital anniversary!
Posted by: Kristine on July 27 2011,15:45

Quote (fusilier @ July 27 2011,06:57)
Quote (Henry J @ July 27 2011,00:30)
But what happened to 2010?  :p
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I'm sorry, but there was never a "2010."

A MiniTruth report said so.
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Gap in the birthday record means it didn't happen. How to explain the 2011 birfday explosion? ;)
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on July 27 2011,16:18

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Quote (fusilier @ July 27 2011,06:57)
Quote (Henry J @ July 27 2011,00:30)
But what happened to 2010?  :p
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I'm sorry, but there was never a "2010."

A MiniTruth report said so.
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Gap in the birthday record means it didn't happen. How to explain the 2011 birfday explosion? ;)
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Yeah, there's been a lot of these lately. Me disagree!
Posted by: Henry J on July 27 2011,16:41



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How to explain the 2011 birfday explosion?
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Too many candles on the cake?
Posted by: Timothy McDougald on July 27 2011,18:26

Thanks all, sorry for the late reply...
Posted by: Steviepinhead on Aug. 01 2011,01:41

That's okay...

'Cause I'm even later!

Happy birthday, Afarensis!
Posted by: Kattarina98 on July 26 2012,04:24


Posted by: fusilier on July 26 2012,06:32

Hippo birdies two ewe
Posted by: Robin on July 26 2012,07:58

Cheers to another layer of history!


Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on July 26 2012,08:27

Well, a robust birthday to you!
Posted by: Timothy McDougald on July 26 2012,09:54

Thanks! :D
Posted by: OgreMkV on July 26 2012,10:52

Happy Birthday.  I don't care what they say, you don't look a day over 1.8 million years.
Posted by: Bob O'H on July 26 2012,13:53

Happy birthday! I tried to buy you a forehead for this year, but the bloody dolphins had bought them all.
Posted by: Dr.GH on July 26 2012,18:49

H' B'Day
Posted by: midwifetoad on July 26 2012,19:27

I found your missing chromosomes. KF was using them.
Posted by: Kristine on July 26 2012,22:49

Happy birthday! And shimmies from me and all of our relations! ;)



ETA - credit, < http://johnhawks.net/....wks.net >


Posted by: Richardthughes on July 27 2012,00:22

HAPPY BIRFDAY SASANFRANCIS> YOU OWE ME A BURFDAYBURGER.
Posted by: fnxtr on July 27 2012,23:05

I thought I was an old fart.

Happy birthday, 'far.
Posted by: J-Dog on July 29 2012,12:06

Just back from vaca in MI, so belated BD wishes form me to the only one here on this board older than me! :)

I hope it was fun, and you had so much of it you don't even remember...




Posted by: khan on July 29 2012,14:25

Happy Orbit!
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on July 29 2012,14:58

Quote (Kristine @ July 26 2012,23:49)
Happy birthday! And shimmies from me and all of our relations! ;)



ETA - credit, < http://johnhawks.net/....wks....wks.net >
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We're still looking for the fossil record of the shimmy. Until then, clearly the hip came first.

H B'day Afar!
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