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Posted by: Richardthughes on Sep. 02 2007,01:46

Many happy returns, fellas.
Top draw posters, both.

*Doffs Tard Cap*
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on Sep. 02 2007,07:18

Aw, shucks. Thanks, RTH.

(Crosspost):

Over at the Open Letter to UD thread, this is what I asked for:
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Aug. 21 2007,21:30)

- Apologies that aren't really apologies from The Big Head.
- 404 errors (same link).
- Occasions for apologies that aren't really apologies from The Big Head.
- 404 errors (same link).
- Praying marines pratfalls.
- "I meant to do that" leaps from the floor following praying marines pratfalls.
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I was really puzzling over UD's un-fucking-believable John Lilley gaff. Can they really be that stupid?

Then I realized that today is my birthday. It's all for me!

Look what I got so far!

- A GREAT Pratfall! Weeee!! Thank you, U.D.
- An occasion for an apology that isn't an apology from The Big Head!
- An "I meant to do that" leap from the floor! Aw, that was COOL!

I haven't even opened all the packages. I hope there's a Big Head apology that isn't and some 404s in the other boxes...(clasps hands and dreams)...

- One sour note, however, as we are left with the image of < DaveTard > defecating fishing tackle.
Posted by: Hermagoras on Sep. 02 2007,07:56

It's all for you, folks.  Especially DaveScot pretending he knew about it all along ("hook, line, and sinker").
Posted by: Albatrossity2 on Sep. 02 2007,08:01

Thanks, Rich

No way can I top Bill's list of achievements here on AtBC, but I'm glad that we share a birthday so that some of his fabulosity might rub off on me! And if DT wants to test his alimentary system with fishing tackle on my birthday, I hope he uses treble hooks.
Posted by: Stephen Elliott on Sep. 02 2007,09:32

Happy birthday people.
Have a good one.
Posted by: Jim_Wynne on Sep. 02 2007,10:08

Happy birthday and thanks for all the good work!
Posted by: IanBrown_101 on Sep. 02 2007,12:09

Happy birthday to both of you.
Posted by: J-Dog on Sep. 02 2007,12:24

Please have a happy birthday, and cold one or two, as you relax and watch the Crash and Burn of UD.

Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on Sep. 02 2007,12:42

Thanks '-Dog.

Quote (J-Dog @ Sep. 02 2007,13:24)
Please have a happy birthday, and cold one or two, as you relax and watch the Crash and Burn of UD.

Oh, the humanity!
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Posted by: someotherguy on Sep. 02 2007,13:10

Happy birthday, guys!  Don't spend too much of it working down in the tard mines (unless, of course, that's what you were wanting to do)!
Posted by: Darth Robo on Sep. 03 2007,08:05

Happy Birthday!  Hope muchas drinks was involved.  

:D
Posted by: Albatrossity2 on Sep. 03 2007,09:02

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Happy Birthday!  Hope muchas drinks was involved.  

:D
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Who needs drinks when you have exciting entertainment options like

1) meltdown of moronity at UD
2) FtK resurrecting her blog

Best birthday evah!
Posted by: blipey on Sep. 04 2007,00:34

More well-wishes from the clown (even though I'm a day late in this time zone).  If you're wondering where the gift is, I'm also a dollar short.

If either of you is ever in KC, I'll buy a beer (for you).
Posted by: Louis on Sep. 04 2007,02:39

Happy Birthday Bill and Albatrossity!

Have a beer or two to celebrate. I know I will!

Louis
Posted by: Kristine on Sep. 04 2007,11:21

Happy birthday, you two scoundrels.

I celebrated too, but just cant say how. Then beers. ;)
Posted by: k.e on Sep. 04 2007,13:22

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Happy birthday, you two scoundrels.

I celebrated too, but just cant say how. Then beers. ;)
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Yeah that happens to me once a year too. Giggle.
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on Sep. 04 2007,13:29

Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 04 2007,12:21)
Happy birthday, you two scoundrels.

I celebrated too, but just cant say how. Then beers. ;)
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So that WAS you. Whoa.
Posted by: Arden Chatfield on Sep. 04 2007,14:38

Okay, your birthdays are over, get back to work.  :angry:
Posted by: Louis on Sep. 05 2007,05:46

Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 04 2007,17:21)
Happy birthday, you two scoundrels.

I celebrated too, but just cant say how. Then beers. ;)
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Ok Ok Kristine! WE GET IT! You is getting frequent hot man sausage. Frankly anything without photos attached is just flirtation.

We want pictures, ANNOTATED pictures, of the act from a series of informative angles. We want a brief biography of the people involved, ideas of their likes and dislikes, and medical certificates. (We have high standards)

I am forced to ask the (on topic) creationist inspired question:

WERE YOU THERE!?!!?one!???//???/?

Unless we see suitable evidence, and suitable is defined a a series of photos or movies from beginning to end covering every intermediate or transitional act, the photos have to be signed by at least 3 public notaries who were present at the time. Time coded CCTV footage and radar tagging (triangulated with the GPS system) are also required. DNA evidence of the scene will also be sought.

Until you supply this I consider your claims undemonstrated and that you are violating this wonderful thread, set up to celebrate the birth of two of our most wonderful posters, with your wanton lies.

:angry:

Louis

P.S. Bill, Alba: I'm trying my best to sort you guys out a present. Nudie pics of Kristine will have to do I'm afraid. (Louis flees laughing)
Posted by: Kristine on Sep. 05 2007,10:10

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Sep. 04 2007,12:29)
So that WAS you. Whoa.
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No, it was my man, but he looks great in my shoes. ;) Glad it was good for you, too. Happy birthday!

Quote (Louis @ Sep. 05 2007,04:46)
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I am forced to ask the (on topic) creationist inspired question:

WERE YOU THERE!?!!?one!???//???/?
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I'm gettin' there.
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 05 2007,04:46)
?Unless we see suitable evidence, and suitable is defined a a series of photos or movies from beginning to end covering every intermediate or transitional act, the photos have to be signed by at least 3 public notaries who were present at the time. Time coded CCTV footage and radar tagging (triangulated with the GPS system) are also required. DNA evidence of the scene will also be sought.

Until you supply this I consider your claims undemonstrated and that you are violating this wonderful thread, set up to celebrate the birth of two of our most wonderful posters, with your wanton lies.

:angry:

Louis

P.S. Bill, Alba: I'm trying my best to sort you guys out a present. Nudie pics of Kristine will have to do I'm afraid. (Louis flees laughing)
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Louis: two syllables. Avatar. Mine is real, all I'm saying. :) I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.
Posted by: Arden Chatfield on Sep. 05 2007,10:30



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Louis: two syllables. Avatar.
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Um...




Isn't that three syllables?



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Mine is real, all I'm saying. I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.
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Louis, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Put up or shut up. :angry:
Posted by: Kristine on Sep. 05 2007,10:42

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Louis: two syllables. Avatar.
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Um...

Isn't that three syllables?



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Mine is real, all I'm saying. I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.
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Louis, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Put up or shut up. :angry:
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*Shimmy* Arden, I knew you would catch that! :D It's been a while since DO'L counted anything.

You win a life-size, full-color photo of Denyse! Congratulations! :) Is it your birthday?
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on Sep. 05 2007,10:42

Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 05 2007,11:10)
Louis: two syllables. Avatar. Mine is real, all I'm saying. :) I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.
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Well, go to my profile and see me moments after I discovered Machu Picchu in July of 1985.

(An astonishing thing: the Incas were still operating a 30 room hotel near the peak, and conveying tourists to the ruins vis hairpin turns in gas powered vans. Very advanced. Shirley MacClaine was right.)
Posted by: Kristine on Sep. 05 2007,10:49

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Sep. 05 2007,09:42)
 
Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 05 2007,11:10)
Louis: two syllables. Avatar. Mine is real, all I'm saying. :) I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.
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Well, go to my profile and see me moments after I discovered Machu Picchu in July of 1985.

(An astonishing thing: the Incas were still operating a 30 room hotel near the peak, and conveying tourists to the ruins vis hairpin turns in gas powered vans. Very advanced. Shirley MacClaine was right.)
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Hawt! :)

But I'm confused now. What part did the space aliens build?
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on Sep. 05 2007,10:58

Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 05 2007,11:49)
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Sep. 05 2007,09:42)
?
Quote (Kristine @ Sep. 05 2007,11:10)
Louis: two syllables. Avatar. Mine is real, all I'm saying. :) I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.
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Well, go to my profile and see me moments after I discovered Machu Picchu in July of 1985.

(An astonishing thing: the Incas were still operating a 30 room hotel near the peak, and conveying tourists to the ruins vis hairpin turns in gas powered vans. Very advanced. Shirley MacClaine was right.)
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Hawt! :)

But I'm confused now. What part did the space aliens build?
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My elbows and knees, mostly, plus some cartelagenous stuff you can't see.
Posted by: k.e on Sep. 05 2007,12:18



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surely MacClaine was right.)
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Who TF is MacClaine? ...Oh don't answer that she might come back....again.
Posted by: Henry J on Sep. 05 2007,13:01

Shirley not!
Posted by: Louis on Sep. 06 2007,11:43

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Sep. 05 2007,16:30)


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Louis: two syllables. Avatar.
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Um...




Isn't that three syllables?

 

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Mine is real, all I'm saying. I think I have reciprocated more in the photo area than even Bill.
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Louis, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Put up or shut up. :angry:
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I don't have to match your pathetic level of pictoral detail.

Louis

P.S. Bring on the nudey pictures evidence Kristine. Until then you is a hot love makin' phoney. I was your ID Pleasurian husband for days and I didn't see nothing except all them weird videos you sent me. I didn't know you could even do that with a trombone and some BMW wheel nuts. Bravo!
Posted by: Richardthughes on Sep. 02 2010,00:13

It's a blast from the past!

HB to two of our more respectable chums.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on Sep. 02 2010,01:21

Happy birthday Dave and Bill!

Don't abuse the hard stuff (much)




Posted by: Louis on Sep. 02 2010,03:50

Joyous Birthadan! May your celebration of Birthadan last all month in an orgy of excess...

...in your case the excess will be cocoa and telling damn kids to get off your respective lawns. Which is of course appropriate. You are old. Well done! Keep it up!

Louis
Posted by: Kattarina98 on Sep. 02 2010,04:37



Sorry, ToysRUs was out of pandas.
Posted by: carlsonjok on Sep. 02 2010,06:25


Posted by: Timothy McDougald on Sep. 02 2010,06:55

Happy Birthday!
Posted by: khan on Sep. 02 2010,07:13

Happy Almost Same Birthday!
Posted by: J-Dog on Sep. 02 2010,08:14

Happy Birthday X 2!

And even though I am not sure which of you will finally grow up bigger, I thought this would be appropriate:



Even though, since hindsight is 20 x 20, the Lapdance Idea is better!
Posted by: fnxtr on Sep. 02 2010,08:59

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Break's over, grandpa, back on the drum kit with you.

Happy birthdays from the Great White North, eh?
Posted by: fusilier on Sep. 02 2010,09:05

Goodness, All Growed Up!

fusilier
James 2:24
Posted by: Wolfhound on Sep. 02 2010,11:53

Happy Birthday, boys!  Glad I wasn't late to the party!

--Wolfie (back from vay-cay in Seattle where she rubbed fenders with a Pinhead, snogged a Deadman, and had her first experience with illegal drugs EVAH)

P.S.-- wheeeeeeeeeeee!

P.P.S.--  Photos, Louis, or you didn't happen!
Posted by: Richardthughes on Sep. 02 2010,12:56

Quote (Wolfhound @ Sep. 02 2010,11:53)
Happy Birthday, boys!  Glad I wasn't late to the party!

--Wolfie (back from vay-cay in Seattle where she rubbed fenders with a Pinhead, snogged a Deadman, and had her first experience with illegal drugs EVAH)

P.S.-- wheeeeeeeeeeee!

P.P.S.--  Photos, Louis, or you didn't happen!
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snogged a Deadman! For realz?
Posted by: Steviepinhead on Sep. 02 2010,13:23

Richard, tell me that you're so NOT asking for details here...!

Oh, and, um, happy burfdaze, you two guys!
Posted by: Steviepinhead on Sep. 02 2010,13:24

I get what grandpa's doing with the lap dancer, but I'm a little mystified what the baby twinsies are attempting to do to that poor little bear...
Posted by: Albatrossity2 on Sep. 02 2010,13:25

Well, between the lap-dancing and the snogging, I may have to turn down the gain on my pace-maker before I kick those kids off the lawn!

Thanks for all the wishes, both the good and CBEB varieties!
Posted by: carlsonjok on Sep. 02 2010,13:30

Quote (Steviepinhead @ Sep. 02 2010,13:23)
Richard, tell me that you're so NOT asking for details here...!
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ETA: What?  Too much?
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on Sep. 02 2010,14:09



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snogged a Deadman
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Hey! Hey!

Where has Deadman been lately, by the way...?

All this snogging is counter-productive!
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on Sep. 02 2010,14:23

OK everybody, break it up. This is getting old.

Oh. Wait. That would be me.

Well alright then.
Posted by: Lou FCD on Sep. 02 2010,17:06

Happy birthday, fellas, and many, many more to you!
Posted by: olegt on Sep. 03 2010,14:27

Happy birfdays all around!
Posted by: Seversky on Feb. 12 2011,04:44

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHARLES!
Posted by: Sol3a1 on Feb. 12 2011,05:36

Happy birthday to guys who when or if I ever stand beside either of you, there's a chance I could be mistaken for a much younger brother or even a son

(yeah right but I can dream of being carded again, right?)
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on Feb. 12 2011,05:42

Quote (Sol3a1 @ Feb. 12 2011,11:36)
Happy birthday to guys who when or if I ever stand beside either of you, there's a chance I could be mistaken for a much younger brother or even a son

(yeah right but I can dream of being carded again, right?)
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Bill and Dave's birthdays are in september.

But today is Darwin's 202nd birthday (and he doesn't look a day older on his pictures...)

Edit: changed 201st to 202nd. For some reason I seem to think we're still in 2010...
Posted by: Louis on Feb. 12 2011,07:33

Quote (Louis @ Sep. 02 2010,09:50)
Joyous Birthadan! May your celebration of Birthadan last all month in an orgy of excess...

...in your case the excess will be cocoa and telling damn kids to get off your respective lawns. Which is of course appropriate. You are old. Well done! Keep it up!

Louis
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Why mess with perfection? This comment sums up my joy at your continued birthday having. Happy Birthday fellas.

Louis
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on Feb. 12 2011,08:29

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 12 2011,13:33)
Quote (Louis @ Sep. 02 2010,09:50)
Joyous Birthadan! May your celebration of Birthadan last all month in an orgy of excess...

...in your case the excess will be cocoa and telling damn kids to get off your respective lawns. Which is of course appropriate. You are old. Well done! Keep it up!

Louis
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Why mess with perfection? This comment sums up my joy at your continued birthday having. Happy Birthday fellas.

Louis
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Dammit Louis! Can't you read?!?

Today NOT Bill + Dave's merry go round the earth.

Today Big Charles' 202nd orbit...


:)
Posted by: Albatrossity2 on Feb. 12 2011,09:05

I'm flattered to be confused with Mr. Darwin. I don't know how to break the news to my kids that I'm really not 202 years old, however. :p
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on Feb. 12 2011,09:50

Now, back to those who are confused BY Mr. Darwin.
Posted by: Louis on Feb. 12 2011,12:40

I blame my error on a breakfast of vodka and espresso.

Louis
Posted by: khan on Feb. 12 2011,12:46

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 12 2011,13:40)
I blame my error on a breakfast of vodka and espresso.

Louis
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That'll do it.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on Feb. 12 2011,18:14

Quote (khan @ Feb. 12 2011,18:46)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 12 2011,13:40)
I blame my error on a breakfast of vodka and espresso.

Louis
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That'll do it.
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Deal. Done...
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