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Arctodus23



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Joined: Mar. 2013

(Permalink) Posted: May 19 2013,20:46   

Obama, was at AREA 51 ,  negotiating, with
ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said, "Here's a deal, I'll give you access to the Inter-webs, if
you do a little trick...Thou Shalt Explodeth thy Kepler stationeth!"
He commanded them further, "You shall, gain access to SETI , and
disrupt the system(s)." So, the aliens went, and burnt the data the
Kepler had recorded, and bashed, and smashed, Kepler to pieces! Then,
Obama, went and broke into SETI, and stopped the system(s) from
receiving signals, and aliens burnt the building. Obama gave them
access, to the WWW, and Obama fled. He left no evidence, that it was
him.

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"At our church’s funerals, we sing gospel songs (out loud) to God." -- FL

"So the center of the earth being hotter than the surface is a "gross
violation of the second law of thermodynamics??" -- Ted Holden

   
Woodbine



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Joined: June 2007

(Permalink) Posted: May 19 2013,23:31   

Put down the Coast 2 Coast AM.

Step away from the Coast 2 Coast AM.

  
Arctodus23



Posts: 322
Joined: Mar. 2013

(Permalink) Posted: May 20 2013,12:09   

Obama, has just, gone to Iraq, and blown up, the oil stations! You
must hide, Obama will shut down, YOUR GAS
COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He uses HIS POWER, HIS MONEY, HIS SUPPORT, to make you starve. He will
not allow any fires in YOUR
HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has already, shut off the Gas Companies of Toronto, Dallas Tx,
Berea Oh, and Much More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will make
you freeze in your own home. You must move, to another country. And,
even worse, he's a SEX OFFENDER!!!!!!!

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"At our church’s funerals, we sing gospel songs (out loud) to God." -- FL

"So the center of the earth being hotter than the surface is a "gross
violation of the second law of thermodynamics??" -- Ted Holden

   
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