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Posted: May 05 2012,19:04

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2) Is the "Starchild" human?

Only 50%. ;-p

To quote Louis "bugger me"* pawned twice in the span of a few comments. I feel sooooo old...

*Not that I have a problem with Louis being buggered.

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Posted: May 06 2012,02:56

Quote (afarensis @ May 05 2012,19:04)

Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 05 2012,12:00)

Quote (afarensis @ May 04 2012,16:12)

2) Is the "Starchild" human?

Only 50%. ;-p

To quote Louis "bugger me"* pawned twice in the span of a few comments. I feel sooooo old...

*Not that I have a problem with Louis being buggered.

I had to look it up in Wikipedia. It was sixth in line after some pop singers.

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Posted: May 06 2012,09:34

Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 06 2012,02:56)

Quote (afarensis @ May 05 2012,19:04)

Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 05 2012,12:00)

Quote (afarensis @ May 04 2012,16:12)

2) Is the "Starchild" human?

Only 50%. ;-p

To quote Louis "bugger me"* pawned twice in the span of a few comments. I feel sooooo old...

*Not that I have a problem with Louis being buggered.

I had to look it up in Wikipedia. It was sixth in line after some pop singers.

No, no, don't try and make me feel better. You and Amadan have convinced me that my best tardfighting days are behind me. I will now go sit quietly in a corner and:

1) Mumble incoherently to myself
2) Holler at clouds
3) Holler at kids to get off my grass

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Church burning ebola boy

FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

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Posted: May 06 2012,14:22

Quote (Amadan @ April 28 2012,16:27)

The idiocy of Joe's natural selection thread is truly painful. That he is only trolling for attention is a given, but that people waste electrons attempting to correct his spewage is simply upsetting.

But I have an idea.

What if . . .

. . . every JoeSpew on TSZ was responded to only with the following:

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Thank you Joe. Here is a bunny:

Wouldn't that be much nicer? Wouldn't it make Joe so much less upset at us all?

A link over at TSZ which is supposed to show a bunny in fact leads to this comment - bunny doesn't show. Poor Joe!

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Posted: May 06 2012,19:16

The solution is to link to any fluffy bunny you can find. If poor little Pinkie above is shy, who are we to interfere?

Greyhound? What greyh . .. oh, ah, nothing, just, ah, taking it for a walk before dinne . . for a walk. Yeah.

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"People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye 4-4-2011
JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

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Posted: May 07 2012,09:29

Wascally Wabbit!

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Posted: May 07 2012,10:45

Quote (Amadan @ May 06 2012,19:16)

The solution is to link to any fluffy bunny you can find. If poor little Pinkie above is shy, who are we to interfere?

Greyhound? What greyh . .. oh, ah, nothing, just, ah, taking it for a walk before dinne . . for a walk. Yeah.

I just wanted you to know that the links leads to AtBC - wasn't sure if it's meant to.

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Posted: May 07 2012,14:19

Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 07 2012,10:45)

Quote (Amadan @ May 06 2012,19:16)

The solution is to link to any fluffy bunny you can find. If poor little Pinkie above is shy, who are we to interfere?

Greyhound? What greyh . .. oh, ah, nothing, just, ah, taking it for a walk before dinne . . for a walk. Yeah.

I just wanted you to know that the links leads to AtBC - wasn't sure if it's meant to.

It was meant to. As a reminder not to feed the troll.

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Posted: May 07 2012,15:55

Quote (George @ May 07 2012,14:19)

Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 07 2012,10:45)

Quote (Amadan @ May 06 2012,19:16)

The solution is to link to any fluffy bunny you can find. If poor little Pinkie above is shy, who are we to interfere?

Greyhound? What greyh . .. oh, ah, nothing, just, ah, taking it for a walk before dinne . . for a walk. Yeah.

I just wanted you to know that the links leads to AtBC - wasn't sure if it's meant to.

It was meant to. As a reminder not to feed the troll.

While we're on (sorry Joe, I know it's supposed to be about you), a big fat Troll Award should go to William J Murray. Barely a thread goes by before another epistemological, ontological, let's-talk-about-me-athon. He's readable, articulate and not over-long ... but he's getting awful samey, and he knows all the right buttons.

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SoapySam is a pathetic asswiper. Joe G

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Posted: May 07 2012,17:33

Quote (Soapy Sam @ May 07 2012,13:55)

While we're on (sorry Joe, I know it's supposed to be about you), a big fat Troll Award should go to William J Murray. Barely a thread goes by before another epistemological, ontological, let's-talk-about-me-athon. He's readable, articulate and not over-long ... but he's getting awful samey, and he knows all the right buttons.

William is Joe after Joe grows up a bit and stops talking about bottoms. Repetition ad nauseam of inane "gotchas"? Failure to engage counter-arguments? Refusal to even try to learn? Ignored by other creationists? It's all there, just with a bigger vocabulary.

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Posted: May 07 2012,17:39

Quote (Soapy Sam @ May 07 2012,15:55)

Quote (George @ May 07 2012,14:19)

Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 07 2012,10:45)

Quote (Amadan @ May 06 2012,19:16)

The solution is to link to any fluffy bunny you can find. If poor little Pinkie above is shy, who are we to interfere?

Greyhound? What greyh . .. oh, ah, nothing, just, ah, taking it for a walk before dinne . . for a walk. Yeah.

I just wanted you to know that the links leads to AtBC - wasn't sure if it's meant to.

It was meant to. As a reminder not to feed the troll.

While we're on (sorry Joe, I know it's supposed to be about you), a big fat Troll Award should go to William J Murray. Barely a thread goes by before another epistemological, ontological, let's-talk-about-me-athon. He's readable, articulate and not over-long ... but he's getting awful samey, and he knows all the right buttons.

Yep. As I said in the TSZ thread, William J Murray is a dick. It's hard to describe such a self-involved, self-aggrandizing, pompous buffoon with any other one-word, one-syllable, epithet, which is all he's worth (tool? ass? jerk? dweeb? spit?). I applaud the good Doctor Febble for her patience with him, although I do note that she has had to warn him just recently.

William J Murray provides the best evidence of the egotism that underlies ID. He is absolutely sure of his own greatness, and of the lunacy/obtuseness of those who inhabit what an outsider might term "reality." What a dick.

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Posted: May 07 2012,22:38

I agree with you about wj murray. I feel like I need to be power-washed after reading his spewage.

On another note, joe g has made an appearance on my site, as frisbee_kid. Open a beer, fire up some popcorn, and come join the fun.

Your table is ready

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Posted: May 08 2012,00:01

Quote (clamboy @ May 07 2012,15:39)

Quote (Soapy Sam @ May 07 2012,15:55)

Quote (George @ May 07 2012,14:19)

Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 07 2012,10:45)

Quote (Amadan @ May 06 2012,19:16)

The solution is to link to any fluffy bunny you can find. If poor little Pinkie above is shy, who are we to interfere?

Greyhound? What greyh . .. oh, ah, nothing, just, ah, taking it for a walk before dinne . . for a walk. Yeah.

I just wanted you to know that the links leads to AtBC - wasn't sure if it's meant to.

It was meant to. As a reminder not to feed the troll.

While we're on (sorry Joe, I know it's supposed to be about you), a big fat Troll Award should go to William J Murray. Barely a thread goes by before another epistemological, ontological, let's-talk-about-me-athon. He's readable, articulate and not over-long ... but he's getting awful samey, and he knows all the right buttons.

Yep. As I said in the TSZ thread, William J Murray is a dick. It's hard to describe such a self-involved, self-aggrandizing, pompous buffoon with any other one-word, one-syllable, epithet, which is all he's worth (tool? ass? jerk? dweeb? spit?). I applaud the good Doctor Febble for her patience with him, although I do note that she has had to warn him just recently.

William J Murray provides the best evidence of the egotism that underlies ID. He is absolutely sure of his own greatness, and of the lunacy/obtuseness of those who inhabit what an outsider might term "reality." What a dick.

Jerk.

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Posted: May 08 2012,05:05

Quote (JohnW @ May 07 2012,17:33)

Quote (Soapy Sam @ May 07 2012,13:55)

While we're on (sorry Joe, I know it's supposed to be about you), a big fat Troll Award should go to William J Murray. Barely a thread goes by before another epistemological, ontological, let's-talk-about-me-athon. He's readable, articulate and not over-long ... but he's getting awful samey, and he knows all the right buttons.

William is Joe after Joe grows up a bit and stops talking about bottoms. Repetition ad nauseam of inane "gotchas"? Failure to engage counter-arguments? Refusal to even try to learn? Ignored by other creationists? It's all there, just with a bigger vocabulary.

Isn't it about time someone put together a WJM phrase generator similar to the Dodgenator?

Science is wrong because
- it doesn't take into account free will
- it doesn't take into account purpose
- it tries to describe reality which doesn't even exist

I refuse to provide evidence because
- you lunatics won't understand it anyway
- you couldn't accept it because you believe in chance only
- "evidence" is a concept of science which is based on metaphysics

Lou, feel free to move my comment to TSZ if that is the more appropriate thread. :-)

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Posted: May 08 2012,06:34

WJM is psychoplasmtastic! :)

Actually, he's just psycho.

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Posted: May 08 2012,10:06

Joe has 18 angry little comments in moderation. Bless him!

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Posted: May 08 2012,13:20

Finally, Joe says it:

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Only evoTARDs could equate the masterful sculpting of a block of marble to “throwing stuff out”, and here we are…

So now I can compare and contrast:

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After marveling at Michelangelo’s statue of Goliath-vanquishing David, the Pope asked the sculptor, “How do you know what to cut away?”
Michelangelo’s reply? “It’s simple. I just remove everything that doesn’t look like David.”

Hmm, Joe or Michelangelo. Joe or Michelangelo.

Gonna have to think about this one.

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
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Posted: May 11 2012,06:53

Joe is Gwumpy!

The Guano Files

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- thorton is still upset because I keep exposing his ignorance.

- Umm shalom, evos don’t know how to reason. You chumps are the most clueless sort there is.

I am just here to expose the tard that is evoTARD. And there is plenty of that here.

- Fuck you petrushka- your position has absolutely nothing but spewage for support. BTW ID is still not anti-evolution…

- Only a moron would say that redundancy is a waste.

- Go back to cheerleading, Richie pom-poms

- And another coward chimes in….

- How can someone be conceived by accident? Did someone’s dick accidently fall into someone’s pussy?

- As I said- on a level playing field I would demolish a piece of shit like you.

- You should be thanking Lizzie for protecting your evotardgasms.

- But thanks for continuing to prove that you are a clueless jerk…

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SoapySam is a pathetic asswiper. Joe G

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Posted: May 11 2012,08:24

Thanks for the bunnies- now time for your tunie:

(Porn image removed by a mod because JoeG is a child who can't act like a grown up.)

Edited by Lou FCD on May 11 2012,10:37

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Posted: May 11 2012,09:33

Quote (Joe G @ May 11 2012,08:24)

Thanks for the bunnies- now time for your tunie:

Dude.

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Posted: May 11 2012,09:51

Quote (Joe G @ May 11 2012,08:24)

(Porn image removed by a mod because JoeG is a child who can't act like a grown up.)

Thanks, Lou.

Joe, did you know that your meltdown might lead to a gruesome retaliation = another donation to the NCSE?

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Posted: May 11 2012,09:52

Quote (noncarborundum @ May 11 2012,09:33)

Quote (Joe G @ May 11 2012,08:24)

Thanks for the bunnies- now time for your tunie:

Dude.

Whoa...and AtBC briefly becomes NSFW and squicky.

ETA...crap...cannot unsee. Where'd that brain bleach go anyway...

Edited by Robin on May 11 2012,09:54

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Posted: May 11 2012,09:53

Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 11 2012,09:51)

Joe, did you know that your meltdown might lead to a gruesome retaliation = another donation to the NCSE?

Joe does not/cannot understand cause and effect.

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
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Posted: May 11 2012,10:05

Joe, do you ever want to actually talk about the information content between two DNA sequences.

My claim is that you cannot determine a difference in the amount of information between two given DNA sequences of the same length. I can provide them again.

Are you up to the challenge or will you...

wun away wittle wabbit... wun away...

from: Demotivational Posters

Edited by OgreMkV on May 11 2012,10:07

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Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims.

http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

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Posted: May 11 2012,10:26

He's just had a good cry about TSZ on his popular and well read blog.

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Posted: May 11 2012,11:09

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(Porn image removed by a mod because JoeG is a child who can't act like a grown up.)

That was porn?

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"The . . . um . . . okay, I was genetically selected for blue eyes. I know there are brown eyes, because I've observed them, but I can't do it. Okay? So . . . um . . . coz that's real genetic selection, not the nonsense Giberson and the others are talking about." - DO'L

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Posted: May 11 2012,11:31

Quote (noncarborundum @ May 11 2012,11:09)

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(Porn image removed by a mod because JoeG is a child who can't act like a grown up.)

That was porn?

I didn't see the image Joe posted, but I trust Lou's judgment. Anyway, whatever it was, it gives us a fascinating insight into the websites Joe visits when he is not busy producing Guano for TSZ.

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Posted: May 11 2012,11:43

Joe's mother is looking remarkably good for her age...

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

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Posted: May 11 2012,11:58

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ May 11 2012,11:43)

Joe's mother is looking remarkably good for her age...

Now that's the inevitable joke I was expecting. I was going to offer something similar or perhaps:

"Joe, have you considered getting a Brazilian?"

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