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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,10:17   

Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ Dec. 19 2007,10:14)
Amadan's poem at Austringer, with added URLs

Hopefully the annotation is not too distracting.

Metagenius.

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,10:30   

I have to say, using cdesign proponentsist in a catchy rhyming tune, and getting the meter right, is a headache I would have avoided. Good job, amadan.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,10:32   

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I work in a diploma mill I call a university
And there I struggle long and hard to teach the controversity
I welcome all opinions notwithstanding their diversity
I just reject the fact-based ones as atheist perversity


that's outstanding.

   
Mister DNA



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,10:42   

Quote (stevestory @ Dec. 19 2007,10:32)
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I work in a diploma mill I call a university
And there I struggle long and hard to teach the controversity
I welcome all opinions notwithstanding their diversity
I just reject the fact-based ones as atheist perversity


that's outstanding.

Indeed. I know it's a Gilbert & Sullivan parody, but "controversity" made me think of Ray Davies at his best.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,10:50   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Dec. 18 2007,09:10)
What ever happened to that stupid magazine "Salvo" that dembski was promoting?

You mean this?

Seems to be a lot more action there than at ID's 'scientific journal'.

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,10:53   

oo, and look at that front-page story:

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Pudging the Truth

Are We Really As Obese As the Media Claim?

by Denyse O'Leary


ugh.

   
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,11:05   

Quote (stevestory @ Dec. 19 2007,10:53)
oo, and look at that front-page story:

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Pudging the Truth

Are We Really As Obese As the Media Claim?

by Denyse O'Leary


ugh.

It's all so simple in O'Drearys world
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Any solution would be countercultural. Today’s children will ride bikes and stay slim if their parents take them on bike trips. But the parents must then forego working overtime to pay for their next big purchase. Thus, our affluent society makes good health a question of choice, not chance.


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Annyday



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,11:17   

They have a brief guide to the slang use of "breeder" which I found funny.

   
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... But that day is coming, you can be sure, as evidenced in part by the increasing frequency with which the word appears online. For example, Urban Dictionary defines “breeders” as “people who feel it is their need to pop out as many children as they can, even if they don’t have the money to do so. . . . Needless to say, they are not very bright.” And Encyclopedia Dramatica has this to say on the subject: “It is through mental superiority that the homosexual realized a core difference between gays and straights: the ‘breeder’ emits crotch droppings.”

Shocked? Horrified? You shouldn’t be. In a world where selfishness is a virtue, with individuals seeking to perpetuate their adolescence as long as possible through contraception and abortion, and as so-called alternative lifestyles—grounded by definition in the ideology of sex for pleasure’s sake alone—become more and more ensconced in mainstream society, is it any wonder that the production of offspring would be so viciously maligned? Indeed, considering the appalling state of contemporary culture, the only thing that should surprise you about the “breeder” slur is that it took this long to find its way into our vernacular.


Urban dictionary and encyclopedia dramatica? What awesome sources! Encyclopedia Dramatica is a joke mediawiki extension of 4chan, and Urban Dictionary is a catalog of what random people feel like saying on a given day!

Such credibility! (upcoming links will contain vulgar jokes. consider yourself forewarned.)

The urbandictionary definition is semi-accurate, and can be found here.

The Encyclopedia Dramatica entry is so obviously a joke I'm not sure how anyone could read it without realizing this. It even says it's a joke term, albeit using 4chan-speak.

As a side note, don't follow links on encyclopedia dramatica unless you've got a strong stomach. This is a fair warning.

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Mister DNA



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,11:26   

Quote (Annyday @ Dec. 19 2007,11:17)
As a side note, don't browse encyclopedia dramatica unless you've got a strong stomach. This is a fair warning.

The Urban Dictionary can be safe for work in many circumstances, but be forewarned - if you're at work and you look up a rather innocuous word and get "see also" links to stuff like "Cleveland Steamer" and "Portuguese Omelet" your boss will probably have you arrested for clicking on the links.

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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,11:26   

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Dec. 19 2007,11:05)
Quote (stevestory @ Dec. 19 2007,10:53)
oo, and look at that front-page story:

 
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Pudging the Truth

Are We Really As Obese As the Media Claim?

by Denyse O'Leary


ugh.

It's all so simple in O'Drearys world
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Any solution would be countercultural. Today’s children will ride bikes and stay slim if their parents take them on bike trips. But the parents must then forego working overtime to pay for their next big purchase. Thus, our affluent society makes good health a question of choice, not chance.

I think what the morphodyke is trying to say is stay at home moms (who aren't shopping for the next big purchase) raise healthier (not obese) kids.  That makes perfect sense.  Parents who work overtime raise obese children.  I get it.

My wife and I work full time.  Believe it or not neither of our children are obese or even over weight.  We do not ride bicycles.  We feed them healthy foods and teach them about portions.

Amazingly our shopping habits (the next big or little purchase) have not influenced our children's weight in any way.

To confuse matters worse, our next door neighbor is a stay at home mom.  She's a fat porker and both of her kids are pigs.  They seem broke, their fence has been falling down for years and they have not done any updating to the home they bought several years ago.  So they are not the type who are out looking for the "next big purchase".  Also, we see the whole family riding bikes at least once a week.  They look like a family of water buffalo on wheels.

Is the morphodyke insane or just stupid?

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,11:31   

Quote (Amadan @ Dec. 19 2007,08:45)
In anticipation of a special anniversary tomorrow...

I Am the Very Model of a C-Design-Proponentsist

[Note: Malicious allegations have been made that this work somehow plagiarises something by W.S. Gilbert. Nothing could be further from the truth and I emphatically state that I have nothing to apologise for. And I'm really sorry. Comments on this subject are now closed.]


I am the very model of a c-design-proponentsist
The diametric opposite of all that is materialist
My engineering cert allows me call myself a scientist -
We won't discuss those classes in Biology I might have missed

I work in a diploma mill I call a university
And there I struggle long and hard to teach the controversity
I welcome all opinions notwithstanding their diversity
I just reject the fact-based ones as atheist perversity

He just rejects the fact-based ones as atheist perversity
He just rejects the fact-based ones as atheist perversity
He just rejects the fact-based ones as goddam pervertersity


My publication record is quite pre-dispen-sensationalist
I regularly top the polls of books that are salvationist
Applause in the reviews keeps copies flying off the bookstore shelf
I couldn't be more pleased if I had written the reviews myself

He couldn't be more pleased if he had written the reviews himself
He wishes Amazon would keep his IP numbers to itself


When I go up for tenure I'll submit my publication list
And if they ask for science then I'll scream “Discriminationist!”
Religion has no place within the quest for natural knowledge
At least until I am the one who's put in charge of college

I'm waiting for the day in court when Darwin meets his Waterloo
Though I might find that testifying isn't what I ought to do
I know that what's in Genesis is strictly and completely true
It's just a shame it's stuck in a six-thousand-year-long peer review

He knows that what's in Genesis is strictly and completely true
He knows that what's in Genesis is strictly and completely true
He wishes that the IRS would let him see his research through


I claim that Dover came about because the judge was activist
I dazzle congregations with my jargon that's distractivist
I never answer awkward questions even if you do insist
I really am the model of a c-design-proponentsist

He never answers awkward questions even if you do insist
He really is the model of a c-design-proponentsist

This is so beautiful, that I think ERV wants to have your baby.

You could do a lot worse.

:)

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oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,11:48   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Dec. 19 2007,11:26)
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Dec. 19 2007,11:05)
 
Quote (stevestory @ Dec. 19 2007,10:53)
oo, and look at that front-page story:

   
Quote


Pudging the Truth

Are We Really As Obese As the Media Claim?

by Denyse O'Leary


ugh.

It's all so simple in O'Drearys world
 
Quote
Any solution would be countercultural. Today’s children will ride bikes and stay slim if their parents take them on bike trips. But the parents must then forego working overtime to pay for their next big purchase. Thus, our affluent society makes good health a question of choice, not chance.

I think what the morphodyke is trying to say is stay at home moms (who aren't shopping for the next big purchase) raise healthier (not obese) kids.  That makes perfect sense.  Parents who work overtime raise obese children.  I get it.

My wife and I work full time.  Believe it or not neither of our children are obese or even over weight.  We do not ride bicycles.  We feed them healthy foods and teach them about portions.

Amazingly our shopping habits (the next big or little purchase) have not influenced our children's weight in any way.

To confuse matters worse, our next door neighbor is a stay at home mom.  She's a fat porker and both of her kids are pigs.  They seem broke, their fence has been falling down for years and they have not done any updating to the home they bought several years ago.  So they are not the type who are out looking for the "next big purchase".  Also, we see the whole family riding bikes at least once a week.  They look like a family of water buffalo on wheels.

Is the morphodyke insane or just stupid?

O'Leary also conflates "going on a diet to lose weight" with "changing your diet to keep weight off" and concludes that diets simply don't work. Real terrible "journalism". Shill for hire  it appears (I'd imagine O'Leary would side with the food industry side of any given argument regarding obesity, just a gut feeling  :D )

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,11:52   

Quote (Annyday @ Dec. 19 2007,11:17)
As a side note, don't follow links on encyclopedia dramatica unless you've got a strong stomach. This is a fair warning.

Well. That's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back. :angry:

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Mister DNA



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,11:59   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Dec. 19 2007,11:26)
My wife and I work full time.  Believe it or not neither of our children are obese or even over weight.  We do not ride bicycles.  We feed them healthy foods and teach them about portions.

Amazingly our shopping habits (the next big or little purchase) have not influenced our children's weight in any way.

I have some friends who would cause O'Leary's head to explode. The husband is an atheist, the wife an agnostic. Not only are their kids not obese, but the oldest daughter received her first athletic scholarship offer during her freshman year of high school. The younger daughter will probably be getting scholarship offers, as well - she's a demon at volleyball.

What would really twist around in Denyse's mind is that this family does more charity work than any other family I've ever met.
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Is the morphodyke insane or just stupid?



She's Canadian, isn't she?

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Rob



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,12:19   

Fafarman:    
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IMO anyone who has read several of the popular books about evolution should consider him/herself to be fairly expert in the field.

I'd love to watch Larry in court, especially when he brings in his "expert" witnesses.

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Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,12:29   

Quote (Rob @ Dec. 19 2007,12:19)
Fafarman:      
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IMO anyone who has read several of the popular books about evolution should consider him/herself to be fairly expert in the field.

I'd love to watch Larry in court, especially when he brings in his "expert" witnesses.

Honest, that pome was intended as a parody!

Well, that makes me fairly expert on ... no hang on a minute, those are magazines, not books.

Edited by Wesley R. Elsberry on Dec. 19 2007,12:38

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JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
Mister DNA



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,12:39   

Quote (Rob @ Dec. 19 2007,12:19)
[URL=http://www.uncommondescent.com/biology/are-those-without-formal-academic-training-in-evolutionary-biology-justified-in-challengin


g-the-experts/#comment-157227]Fafarman[/URL]:      
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IMO anyone who has read several of the popular books about evolution should consider him/herself to be fairly expert in the field.

I'd love to watch Larry in court, especially when he brings in his "expert" witnesses.

Hermagoras shows up at Joe G's door to get that elusive ID evidence and is shot; the state contends that it was Joe G who shot Hermagoras. Enter Larry Fafarman, criminal defense attorney:

"Your honor, at this time - in order to rebut the state's ballistics expert - I'd like to call to the stand my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl. Not only has my brother Daryl seen every episode of CSI and all its spin-offs, he owns the Season Two box set of CSI: Miami, which comes with some really informative special features. Plus, my other brother Daryl looks a little like Vincent D'Onofrio, who plays a really smart detective on Law & Order: Criminal Intent."

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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,12:40   

Quote (Rob @ Dec. 19 2007,12:19)
[URL=http://www.uncommondescent.com/biology/are-those-without-formal-academic-training-in-evolutionary-biology-justified-in-challengin

g-the-experts/#comment-157227]Fafarman[/URL]:    
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IMO anyone who has read several of the popular books about evolution should consider him/herself to be fairly expert in the field.

I'd love to watch Larry in court, especially when he brings in his "expert" witnesses.

Hmmm he's talking about biology.  Does the same IDC logic work in, say, medicine.  Read a few popular books about medicine and health and you're a "fairly expert" in the field of medicine?   Qualified to provide medical treatment after reading a few popular books?

Larry is a run-away tard locomotive.

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factician



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,13:02   

Dembski writes about The Design Matrix.

From the Amazon page of The Design Matrix:

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Active discussions in related forums
Discussion Replies Latest Post

religion
Why I believe the Bible is the inspired word of God. 235 13 seconds ago

religion
What are the religious implications of accepting that today's living creatures have evolved from common ancestors? 16 3 minutes ago

religion
Share Your Favorite Scriptures Here! 26 3 minutes ago


Yep, all science so far!

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,13:03   

Quote (Mister DNA @ Dec. 19 2007,12:39)
 
Quote (Rob @ Dec. 19 2007,12:19)
[URL=http://www.uncommondescent.com/biology/are-those-without-formal-academic-training-in-evolutionary-biology-justified-in-challengin





g-the-experts/#comment-157227]Fafarman[/URL]:        
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IMO anyone who has read several of the popular books about evolution should consider him/herself to be fairly expert in the field.

I'd love to watch Larry in court, especially when he brings in his "expert" witnesses.

Hermagoras shows up at Joe G's door to get that elusive ID evidence and is shot; the state contends that it was Joe G who shot Hermagoras. Enter Larry Fafarman, criminal defense attorney:

"Your honor, at this time - in order to rebut the state's ballistics expert - I'd like to call to the stand my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl. Not only has my brother Daryl seen every episode of CSI and all its spin-offs, he owns the Season Two box set of CSI: Miami, which comes with some really informative special features. Plus, my other brother Daryl looks a little like Vincent D'Onofrio, who plays a really smart detective on Law & Order: Criminal Intent."

"Mr. Simpson, don’t you worry, I watched Matlock at a bar last night. The sound was off, but I think I got the gist of it."



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,13:23   

Quote (Amadan @ Dec. 19 2007,12:29)
Quote (Rob @ Dec. 19 2007,12:19)
[URL=http://www.uncommondescent.com/biology/are-those-without-formal-academic-training-in-evolutionary-biology-justified-in-challengin


g-the-experts/#comment-157227]Fafarman[/URL]:        
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IMO anyone who has read several of the popular books about evolution should consider him/herself to be fairly expert in the field.

I'd love to watch Larry in court, especially when he brings in his "expert" witnesses.

Honest, that pome was intended as a parody!

Well, that makes me fairly expert on ... no hang on a minute, those are magazines, not books.

What a double-act you too are.

I'm in awe.

Bob
EDIT: Can I have those magazines when you've finished with them?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,13:27   

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Hermagoras shows up at Joe G's door to get that elusive ID evidence and is shot; the state contends that it was Joe G who shot Hermagoras.

Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Hermagoras recently?  The last I saw he was starting to read Sanford's Genetic Entropy book.  I'm concerned that Hermagoras' DNA might have succumbed to the SLoT.

Bob

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,13:34   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Dec. 19 2007,13:03)
 
Quote (Mister DNA @ Dec. 19 2007,12:39)
   
Quote (Rob @ Dec. 19 2007,12:19)
[URL=http://www.uncommondescent.com/biology/are-those-without-formal-academic-training-in-evolutionary-biology-justified-in-challengin








g-the-experts/#comment-157227]Fafarman[/URL]:            
Quote
IMO anyone who has read several of the popular books about evolution should consider him/herself to be fairly expert in the field.

I'd love to watch Larry in court, especially when he brings in his "expert" witnesses.

Hermagoras shows up at Joe G's door to get that elusive ID evidence and is shot; the state contends that it was Joe G who shot Hermagoras. Enter Larry Fafarman, criminal defense attorney:

"Your honor, at this time - in order to rebut the state's ballistics expert - I'd like to call to the stand my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl. Not only has my brother Daryl seen every episode of CSI and all its spin-offs, he owns the Season Two box set of CSI: Miami, which comes with some really informative special features. Plus, my other brother Daryl looks a little like Vincent D'Onofrio, who plays a really smart detective on Law & Order: Criminal Intent."

"Mr. Simpson, don’t you worry, I watched Matlock at a bar last night. The sound was off, but I think I got the gist of it."


From the Arrested Development episode, "For British Eyes Only":

George, Sr.: Now, listen, we can’t just go in there and plead “not guilty,” we have to have someone big behind us, our own private Matlock. So I made some calls and I got him.

Michael: Got who?

George, Sr.: Andy Griffith. What, you never saw Matlock?

Michael: Not a real attorney, Dad.

George, Sr.: Now, for ten grand, he’ll actually sit behind us in court and read the paper. For $15,000, he’ll actually sit at the defense table. For $20,000, he’ll twice lean forward (Whispers) and whisper something in your ear. Oh. White suit, that’s extra.

Michael: Boy, that’s an awful lot of money for the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard.

George, Sr.: The juries love him.

Michael: That’s just it, Dad. There won’t be a jury because we are pleading guilty.

George, Sr.: I am not guil... All right, I didn’t want to tell you this. Are you ready for the bombshell?

Michael: Andy Griffith wasn’t the bombshell?

George, Sr.: I’m a patsy. I was set up. By the Brits.

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Mister DNA



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,13:38   

Quote (Bob O'H @ Dec. 19 2007,13:27)
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Hermagoras shows up at Joe G's door to get that elusive ID evidence and is shot; the state contends that it was Joe G who shot Hermagoras.

Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Hermagoras recently?  The last I saw he was starting to read Sanford's Genetic Entropy book.  I'm concerned that Hermagoras' DNA might have succumbed to the SLoT.

Bob

As long as he's only reading it, he should be fine. However, if he tried to write a sentence in the margins of the book, we might want to send out a search party...

Speaking of missing AtBCer's, where is phonon? I miss his avatar, which is classic.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,13:55   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Dec. 19 2007,11:52)
Quote (Annyday @ Dec. 19 2007,11:17)
As a side note, don't follow links on encyclopedia dramatica unless you've got a strong stomach. This is a fair warning.

Well. That's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back. :angry:

Did you see their forty-page entry of gory and disgusting pictures? If you haven't run into that yet, you've barely scraped the surface of the encyclopedia.

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Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,14:15   

Mister DNA - that's what worries me.  Remember, he works in the humanities, so he knows how to write.

Bob

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Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,14:29   

Quote (Bob O'H @ Dec. 19 2007,13:23)
  Can I have those magazines when you've finished with them?

Hmmm. You sure? I have a hell of a time getting the pages apart.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,14:32   

Quote (Amadan @ Dec. 19 2007,14:29)
Quote (Bob O'H @ Dec. 19 2007,13:23)
  Can I have those magazines when you've finished with them?

Hmmm. You sure? I have a hell of a time getting the pages apart.

*blink*

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 19 2007,14:33   

Quote (Annyday @ Dec. 19 2007,13:55)
 
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Dec. 19 2007,11:52)
   
Quote (Annyday @ Dec. 19 2007,11:17)
As a side note, don't follow links on encyclopedia dramatica unless you've got a strong stomach. This is a fair warning.

Well. That's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back. :angry:

Did you see their forty-page entry of gory and disgusting pictures? If you haven't run into that yet, you've barely scraped the surface of the encyclopedia.

Don't you dare give me the link to that, you bastard.  :angry: :angry:  :angry:

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As a side note, don't follow links on encyclopedia dramatica unless you've got a strong stomach. This is a fair warning.

Well. That's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back. :angry:

Did you see their forty-page entry of gory and disgusting pictures? If you haven't run into that yet, you've barely scraped the surface of the encyclopedia.

Don't you dare give me the link to that, you bastard.  :angry: :angry:  :angry:

Seriously, you don't want to see it. It has no redeeming value and it makes all other internet shock sites seem mild.

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