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|Wow! I think I just found God. NO! GOD FOUND ME!! In fact, He hit me like a wet sock right in the face, man! God found me and I found God. And I found him in the darndest place! See, I was watching BS77's oft recommended video, General Relativity, Quantum Mechanics and the Shroud of Turin. It is super cool, man! It starts out with really spacey music and pictures of stars and galaxies and stuff and talking about our COSMIC Horizon in Space and Time and stuff. REALLY DEEP, man! Like drugs, only better and you don't wake up sleeping under a porch with dog shit in your mouth - way better!!|
Then it cuts to some Beethoven music and these words appear: "Contrary to the heliocentric discoveries of Copernicus and Galileo, the discovery of 4D space-time by Einstein, ..." and then the video makes you wait for a moment while the slow-readers catch up, then it continues with, "as well as the fact the Cosmic Background Radiation left over from the Big Bang forms a perfect sphere around the earth,..." then there's another pause for the slow readers to catch up while the video switches to this really bitchin picture of a satellite actually mapping the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation!! and more words appear: "gives us clear evidence that ANY particular spot in the universe may now be considered just as central..." (my emphasis man, ANY spot!) and it continues while that cool satellite continues to map out THE FREAKIN MICROWAVE BACKGROUND RADIATION, MAN!!!!! ,,,,, and then more words appear: "as any other particular material spot in the universe can be considered central..." while this satellite maps the FMBR right in front of your eyes in 3D man! and then it opens the sphere it's made into a flat map RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES!!!!1!1!! and then, like Jesus Christ sitting right on your face, IT HITS YOU:::
THE VERY CENTER OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS A SPOT ABOUT FOUR INCHES UP BORNAGAIN77'S ASS! ! !!!!1!1!!ELEVEN, MAN!!!
And he's got the video that PROVES it! Explain that, atheists!
Damn you, you made me watch! Are you really basement cat in disguise?
Actually that part of the video was the best part, since BA77 seems to rely on some sort of inference-drawing on the viewers' part, and doesn't have anything stupid.
The quantum mechanics part - quotes from cranks.
The Shroud of Turin: "The image has no distortion, as if the sheet was perfectly flat, so the body must have been floating between two parallel sheets" It never seems to occur to the genius that another reason the image is as if it was on a flat surface, is that most paintings are done when the canvass is flat.
P.S. Onlookers, the image is actually distorted, so particle physicist is wrong there also.
P.P.S. Particle physicists doing forensics - WTF?
Just the "General Relativity Quantum Mechanics and the Shroud of Turin" title had me laughing and then I watched the video and the Pee Wee Herman narrator came on and I lost it completely.
Another reason why the buttocks are completely undistorted may be that the shroud was made by putting pigment on a statue or bas-relief, laying a cloth over it and patting the cloth until the pigment transferred to it. At least that's how Joe Nickels made his copy.
Personally, my theory is that if two IDers both stick their thumbs up their rectums, each thumb will be in the center of the universe (which is everywhere according to BA Mechanics) which means they will touch and they can tap out messages in morse code to each other, no matter where in the universe they happen to be.
How can we ever defeat people with such powers?
Well, if we all stuck our thumbs up our rectums, wouldn't the center of the universe get so crowded that no message could propagate in a reasonable time? Sort of like how it takes a photon tens or hundreds of thousands of years to emerge from the center of the sun? That would really gum things up.
"The . . . um . . . okay, I was genetically selected for blue eyes. I know there are brown eyes, because I've observed them, but I can't do it. Okay? So . . . um . . . coz that's real genetic selection, not the nonsense Giberson and the others are talking about." - DO'L