Reciprocating Bill
Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006
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Quote (stevestory @ Oct. 30 2008,21:21) | Oh thank the lord Jesus.
Since I moved into my granddad's place 3 mos ago, things have been great. Except one thing. From near the front door, occasionally comes this mysterious stench so foul, so awful, that it is impossible to think. It's something beyond sulfur. Beyond rotten eggs. It's like if an animal vomited itself to death, and then you sealed all that in a ziploc and left it in the sun for, i don't know, a year, and then broke the bag open and went SNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Every time I smell this, i go ballistic. I tear up everything in the neighborhood. And I can't find the source. For months this has tormented me. I've sprayed a million cubic feet of Air Wick Odor Stop. Nothing. I've dragged furniture outside, uninstalled cabinets and searched for decaying rats, etc. Still, on occasion, wafts the smell of putrid vomit corpse. It's crippling.
Finally, at my wits' end, two hours ago I grabbed a reciprocating saw and took the entire wall out. Like an 8x6' area. And behind it was a simple black pipe, uncapped. I have no idea where the pipe leads. But from the mouth of the pipe came the most unholy gas you've ever smelled. I sealed the pipe off, and it's all over. There's furniture on my lawn, there's drywall in the hallway, dust is all around, but it's over. I can finally concentrate again.
Free at last, free at last, thank god I'm free at last. |
Wow, I just flashed on Gene Hackman in "The Conversation."
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