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Posted: May 26 2006,15:38

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. He almost sounds like he believes his own denials.

uhh, that IS a basic characteristic of denial (the psychological term).

otherwise, we wouldn't use denial as a defense mechanism to begin with.

...and don't quote me on that, or i'll deny I ever said it

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Posted: May 29 2006,08:44

LOL Larry always had a gift for eloquency:

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Sunday, May 28, 2006
Panda's Thumb sucks

It's pretty funny

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This blog is well over a month old and now has about 30 articles on controversial subjects, and I am still waiting for the lousy sleazebags at Panda's Thumb to take a potshot at it.

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Posted: May 29 2006,09:55

no thanks, my doctor told me to cut down on my intake of complete idiocy.

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Posted: May 30 2006,20:41

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Judge Jones flunks history and philosophy as well as law and science

LOL what a tard.

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Posted: May 31 2006,01:00

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This blog is well over a month old and now has about 30 articles on controversial subjects, and I am still waiting for the lousy sleazebags at Panda's Thumb to take a potshot at it.

Translated:

"Sniff... boohoohoo. Nobody visists my blog any more ...sniff ...sob"

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Posted: May 31 2006,05:27

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Bill Carter said...

THat is a good point Larry, do I exist? Yes you Do! No I don't. I can read what you are typing so I know you are real. You have a beautiful mind Larry, but you need help. Help? #### you, I'll give you help you #######. Go ahead Larry, hit me. Fight with me. How does it feel Larry? Does it hurt to hit me? Where does it hurt? Right where you hit me? Oh.

Go to ####, I fell and bumped myself there. Now quit tormenting me. Leave me alone. How can you laugh when Judge Jones is a hypocrite? How can you mock me? #### you, #### you #### you.
Sunday, May 28, 2006 5:05:54 PM

On the Ed brayton shennanigans thread

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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Posted: May 31 2006,06:02

Ever since Bill Carter and Dave Farfarman 'outed' Larry, he seems to have taken some kind of turn for the worse. He seems to be having a harder time not sounding like a freshly-discharged mental patient. And on most of the threads, as a result of massive impersonation of everybody by everybody and Larry's multiple personalities, it's essentially impossible to tell who really writes half the comments. A very disorienting experience.

For example, the following is taken straight from the Book of the Subgenius, yet it links to Larry's own profile:

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I PICK THE GOD #### terror of the fucking gods out of my *nose*! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a *loaf*! For I speak *only* the fucking *Truth*, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a laugh', I say. I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god #### Man of the Future! I'll drive a mile so as not to walk a foot; I am a human being of the *first* god #### water! Yes, I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the Men from Mars! I drank the *Devil* under seven tables, I am too *intense* to die, I'm insured for acts o' God *and* Satan! I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien jews from a corporate galaxy, and got away with their hubcaps! I *cannot* be tracked on radar! I wear nothing uniform, I wear *no* god #### uniform! Yes baby, I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I was suckled by a triceratops, I gave the Anti-Virgin a high-protien tonsil wash! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I *armed* and *loaded*! I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug *me* in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, *come and get me*! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and *eat* my dead; YAH-HOOOO, I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Atlantis Zoo! I pay no taxes! The Devil's hands are my *ideal* playground! I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think *backwards*! I do it for *fun*! My imagination is a *fucking* cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and *one*! Yes, I'm the purple flower of #### County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm *thicker, harder* and *meaner* than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze *your* seed before it hits the bathroom tile! YEE! YEEE! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made *Time* wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my *spoor* on the Rock of Ages, *who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready!* So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled slabs o' wimp meat! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! I'm a screamer and a laugher, I make a *spectacle* of myself, I am a *sight*! My physical type *cannot* be classified by science, my `familiar' is a pterodactyl, I feed it dipshits! I communicate without *wires* or *strings*! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the *Bermuda Triangle* and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my *tongue* and my *tool*! Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the *Sun*! I'm the bigfooted devil of Level 14, who'll try to blow me down? I've packed the brownies of the gods, I leak the Plague from my nether parts, opiates are the *mass* of my religion, *I take drugs*! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my arm-veins before they're picked off the *tree*! *Space* monsters cringe at my tread! I wipe the *Pyramides* off my shoes before I enter *my* house. I'm *fuel-injected*, I'll live forever and remember it afterwords! I'm *immune*! I'm *radioactive*! Come *on* and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my *bread* with the juice! *I'm supernatural*, I bend *crowbars* with my meat ax and a thought! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt *volcanoes* in *China*! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the heathen *Hindoos* in Asia! YEEE HAW! *Gut Blowout*! I am a *Moray Eel*, I am a *Komodo Dragon*, I am the *Killer Whale bereft of its pup*! I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man, give me *all* your Slack! I told *Jesus* I wouldn't go to church and He *shook my hand*! I have my *own* personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any fucking *Slack* after death! I am a god #### *visionary*, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat *black holes* for breakfast! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty *will*! I steer my *own* god #### evolution! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to #### for a *profit*! I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it *home* with me. *Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE!* I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait! They'll *never* clean *my* cage! Now give me some more of...

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Posted: May 31 2006,09:00

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I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down

that's a nice little bit of self-deprecating humor!

gotta remember that.

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Posted: June 10 2006,19:39

w/r/t these crazy dolts like Larry and JAD, I should mention that JAD has actually done one interesting thing. He made me laugh with a pretty funny insult about Davetard, calling Davetard a "homozygous pile of garbage".

LOL I don't know why that's so funny to me, but it is.

I put a link to Larry's blog in JAD's comments. Maybe we'll get a cripple fight going.

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Posted: June 10 2006,20:25

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!

ahhh, so that was you.

I was wondering when i saw that last comment there, why larry would spell his name with so many "fars"

also humorous was JAD's conviction that somehow I am the analogue to DaveTard here on ATBC; I am to Wesley as DT is to Dembski.

I must have REALLY pissed him off with the questions about what happened to him in the 80's.

Heck that was what? a year ago? more?

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Posted: July 16 2006,11:41

Larry has found it necessary to end his no-ban policy:
Larry's blog

Why, you might wonder? Someone is impersonating him. Oh, the irony!

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Posted: Aug. 29 2006,08:56

Larry's 'second denial' just hit the blog:

http://im-from-missouri.blogspot.com/2006....es.html

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Posted: Aug. 29 2006,15:03

ya know, Farfromsane is so ubiquitous in his attempts to pollute every blog known to man, it would be helpful to document and sticky the posts by Dave (his brother) and Carter that pointed out that Larry actually DID have documented mental issues.

It would just save soo much time and effort for folks who have not intereracted with "my name is legion" as of yet, and take him seriously.

does anybody have a google-archive of the post where Dave goes into it?

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Posted: Aug. 29 2006,15:09

Larry's like the ID version of RainMan.

"Brayton. 4...4 O'clock Brayton. Gotta...gotta bash Brayton...gotta....gotta bash Jones...gotta bash Jones...."

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Posted: Aug. 29 2006,15:23

Quote (Ichthyic @ Aug. 29 2006,20:03)

ya know, Farfromsane is so ubiquitous in his attempts to pollute every blog known to man, it would be helpful to document and sticky the posts by Dave (his brother) and Carter that pointed out that Larry actually DID have documented mental issues.

It would just save soo much time and effort for folks who have not intereracted with "my name is legion" as of yet, and take him seriously.

does anybody have a google-archive of the post where Dave goes into it?

Brayton laid it out here, in reference to this string of lunacy from Larry.

This Brayton thread is also quite funny and quite germane.

I can't quite find the initial Larry Fafarman thread where Dave first popped up.

Good times.

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Posted: Aug. 29 2006,16:46

oh, I think that thread is just fine.

thanks for digging that up.

In fact, I believe that was actually the thread i was thinking of.

cheers

every time I see Larry post on pharyngula, I'm going to post a link to that thread.

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Posted: Sep. 09 2008,20:42

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Fafarman Makes the Big Time

Category: Chatter
Posted on: September 9, 2008 9:30 AM, by Ed Brayton

My friend Steve Schafersman, president of Texas Citizens for Science, is now blogging for the Houston Chronicle. Like practically everyone who has ever blogged about evolution, he immediately attracted the unwelcome attention of Larry Fafarman. He devotes an entire post to the joys of dealing with Fafarman. All I can say is welcome to the club, pal. Fafarman is what would be called, at least before it began to be used as a racial insult, a tar baby; once you pick him up, he sticks to your hands and you can't put him down. I feel bad for Steve, but perhaps this means Fafarman will be too preoccupied to bother me anymore.

And no Larry, just because I mentioned you doesn't mean you get to comment here. As always, your comments will be deleted immediately. If that bothers you, I invite you to call 1-800-WHO-CARES.

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Posted: Jan. 21 2009,23:17

In a coordinated assault, DB and I got Larry to storm off in a huff over at Aetiology. �Still peddling the same co-evolution BS.

And yes, I do know who DB is �:p

ETA: Larry is moderating all posts and censoring at whim. So much for his Association of Non-Censoring Bloggers.

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Posted: Jan. 22 2009,00:05

Wow, that was some dust-up.

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However, ID can be used in arguments against co-evolution -- for example, whole sets of co-dependent traits may be irreducibly complex. For example, bees must not only be able to digest nectar, but must also be able to find the flowers. Bees are able to detect the ultraviolet light from flowers and perform a special "dance" which informs other bees where flowers are located.

Oh, yeah. Not only must my body grow vertically standing up, it must also grow horizontally while lying down! Too complex! Can't be done!

Poor Larry. Maybe someday he'll find his flower.

(As for dancing - evolution is easy. Just "add the shimmy," as my teacher would say.)

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Posted: Jan. 22 2009,07:07

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Poor Larry. Maybe someday he'll find his flower.

Urrrgh. Now I have to wash my brain out with soap.

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Posted: Jan. 22 2009,14:20

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Poor Larry. Maybe someday he'll find his flower.

Urrrgh. Now I have to wash my brain out with soap.

Sam's Club usually has a good deal on gallons of bleach.

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Posted: Jan. 22 2009,18:18

Awww, how cute �

�Larry's having a temper tantrum.

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Posted: Jan. 22 2009,21:52

Fafarman has shown up at my blog a couple of times and was surprisingly well behaved. I would then tell him "Troll, begone!" and he would go away without a fuss. Considering how psychotic he acts most of the time, I'm always surprised.

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Posted: Jan. 22 2009,21:57

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Fafarman has shown up at my blog a couple of times and was surprisingly well behaved. I would then tell him "Troll, begone!" and he would go away without a fuss. Considering how psychotic he acts most of the time, I'm always surprised.

My impression is that his doctors have been experimenting with his dosages for quite some time. Clearly they don't have it quite right yet.

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Posted: Jan. 27 2009,19:05

Dosages are tricky.

Maybe they need to start with unosages and work up...?

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