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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2007,17:39   

As she hinted in another thread today, today (March 22) is Kristine's birthday. Evidently TWO people from UD have wished her a happy birthday, yet the smartass community at ATBC has not acknowledged her birthday in any way. Obviously, this is just plain wrong. Leave your best wishes her, for Kristine to enjoy many more decades of shimmying and frightening Bill Dembski.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2007,17:51   

*shimmies for Kristine / holds witch burning amnesty*

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,00:15   

Thanks you guys! :) (I really can't believe Forthekids visited.)

I'm such an old fart, when do I get my own fart animation from Dembski? Huh? *Fart*

Bring it on, Richard Witch-burner. Scheherazade has a flash animation of her own to dangle. (Video of the shimmies, I promise...)

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Renier



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,01:51   

Have a stunning day and drink too much!

  
Occam's Toothbrush



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,07:22   

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yes, she's still spry!

I thought one had to be like 80+ before taking 'spry' as a compliment.

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Darth Robo



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,07:53   

Merry belated b'day!   :)

(Hopefully my net will be fixed by april & I'll never be late again.   :angry:    Look out world, I'll be back!)

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,11:12   

Kristine,

Mucho Happy Belated Birthday!

Sorry I missed the Big Event, I had stuff to do...but
I found a Man-hunk to say hi to you - well, he's a man-hunk at least compared to me!




ps:  Woody want to know if you have a younger sister?
pps:  Edited post - Sorry - There was WAY TOO much Woody there!

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Ra-Úl



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,11:47   

¡Feliz Cumpleaños!
& (for all Little Anthony fans out there, and you know who you are)
Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop!


El Ra-Úl

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Stephen Elliott



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,11:55   

A tad late but hope you had a great day. Happy birhtday anyway (belatedly).

Not so much about being old please. I am older and don't want that way of thinking.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,13:41   

So, if I was a cute chick you guys would have wished me a happy birthday on the 22nd as well?

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,14:00   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Mar. 23 2007,12:41)
So, if I was a cute chick you guys would have wished me a happy birthday on the 22nd as well?

Yes.  Absolutely.  

Fortunately for us, you are *NOT* as you say a " cute chick", and therefore, you will just have to wait until your birthday rolls around next year, for birthday greetings, my good man.  Oh, *do* keep a  stiff upper lip about it eh what?  

(####!  I'm channelling John Cleese again!)

Oh all right.  Happy belated birthday too.  Do you feel better now?  Really.

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,15:21   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Mar. 23 2007,11:41)
So, if I was a cute chick you guys would have wished me a happy birthday on the 22nd as well?

Yes, absolutely! Was it your birthday? Was it on the calendar? :( Sorry! Happy birthday! *Shimmies to Mr. Christopher* :)

I'm so glad you think I'm a cute chick'n'all, but really I can't resist this: How do you know I'm not some old fart guy blogging from a wheelchair? Do you have any evidence that I look like those photos (oh yeah, testimony from PZ...and Rev. Barking Nonsequitor...Cat's Staff...Greg Laden...). Uh...never mind. Bad joke. (Darn hook-ups facilitated by blogs anyway!;)  :angry:

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,16:15   

Yes the 22nd is/was my birthday.

But am I spry I ask you??

And Kristine, true, you could be dave springer...And I should have said, "If I had a cute chick logo, would you guys have offered me a happy birthday" :-)

Ok, we're both named "k/Chris" (sorta) and we share the same birthday.  You're not me are you?

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,17:04   

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How do you know I'm not some old fart guy blogging from a wheelchair? Do you have any evidence that I look like those photos (oh yeah, testimony from PZ...


PZ is lying. Or just wrong.

Absolutely every woman on the internet is in fact a 300lb single male in his fifties blogging from a wheelchair. It was proven last year.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,19:30   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Mar. 23 2007,16:04)
Absolutely every woman on the internet is in fact a 300lb single male in his fifties blogging from a wheelchair. It was proven last year.

EEWWWW!  That's almost as sick as a UD screed from Dr. Dembski or DaveScot.  We do have standards here right?  Shouldn't nasty word pictures like this this be moved to the bathroom wall?

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,20:31   

In honor of Kristine's birthday, I present this sage piece of advice and commentary from Christopher Hitchens. Responding to a question about whether Mel Gibson's statements should be taken at face value or dismissed as drunken ramblings, Hitchens said that Gibson's Blood Alcohol Level was 0.12, and "that's as sober as you'd ever want to be."

   
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2007,22:14   

Hippy Birthday!  :p

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 24 2007,01:47   

A belated happy birthday, Kristine!

I won't ask how many times you've been 23...

Oh, and Mr_Christopher as well.

Bob

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 24 2007,16:43   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Mar. 23 2007,14:15)
Yes the 22nd is/was my birthday.

But am I spry I ask you??

And Kristine, true, you could be dave springer...And I should have said, "If I had a cute chick logo, would you guys have offered me a happy birthday" :-)

Ok, we're both named "k/Chris" (sorta) and we share the same birthday.  You're not me are you?

Not unless I forgot...I'm getting old and senile...I could have misplaced a couple personalities (no, I'm not O'Leary! The idea!;) :p

...All that drinking (but Guinness restores brain cells, right?)  :)

For Bob-O: Times I've been 18 (legal age back then) < Times I've been 29  ;)

I'm a gal, guys. Really. I was just joshing - and those pics are recent, 'cept I'm getting some gray hair.  ???

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 26 2007,14:31   

I'm late too, Kristine.
(Away from the computer for the last several days for reasons the alcohol has erased, but which are assumed to have been good ones...)
Anyway, hope you had a great day and shimmied the night away!

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 26 2007,22:25   

Sorry I missed the B-day.  Happy birthday anyway.  :D

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 27 2007,14:49   

I went to your blog to wish you happy birthday, but yu might not have recognised me with my clothes on.

Re-Happy Birthday just in case.

42? Pah! You have the shimmy of a 19 year old!

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,14:20   

Happy birthday, Kristine!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,14:22   

Oops - it was my fault for starting a new one thread! Have 2 cards, Kristine!

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,14:29   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 22 2009,14:22)
Oops - it was my fault for starting a new one thread! Have 2 cards, Kristine!

You only think it was your fault, my dear warlock! :D

Thanks again, all!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,14:29   

Happy birthday!!!!

   
lkeithlu



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,16:56   

U haz a fan! Happy Birthday!

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,17:23   

Shimmies to you all! :)

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,17:40   

I'm late to the party (which I trust was good). A belated happy birthday.

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Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,17:42   

Happy Birthday Kristine!

Oh yeah. A funny-looking guy in an ugly cardigan left this for you:


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FrankH



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,17:59   

Are we doubling up on Kristine's B-Day?

What, are you aging twice as fast or something?

Damn that would suck.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2009,23:21   

happy one more shimmy around the sun day.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2009,04:27   

Quote (Louis @ Mar. 27 2007,20:49)
I went to your blog to wish you happy birthday, but yu might not have recognised me with my clothes on.

Re-Happy Birthday just in case.

42? Pah! You have the shimmy of a 19 year old!

Louis

I feel I said everything I needed to 2 years ago. Do I really need to repeat myself? Oh this is so tiresome, all these repetitive birthdays really are too much. I shall have to lie on my fainting couch for the nonce with a perfumed lace across my visage to protect me from the rigours of....

...wishing Kristine a Very Happy Birthday!

Have a great day K!

Louis

P.S. You still have the shimmy of a 19 year old, and are probably also Teh Witch.

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Steviepinhead



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2009,15:06   

Happy birthday, Kristine!

I didn't chance to look "in" upon AtBC over the weekend -- worse yet, I don't even have an alcohol-related excuse this time around: I was (waah!) doing yardwork (but at least it wasn't the kind of yard where they make you wear the horizontal pinstripes...).

Let the nation be swept by shimmy-a-thon fever!  

--Stevie

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2009,16:09   

Thank YOU!
Somescum wished me a hellish birthday, a little early. :p

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 23 2009,16:12   

Edit - Gah! Wrong thread. Blame teh Witch.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
ppb



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 24 2009,07:26   

A few days late, but,  Happy Belated Birthday Kristine!

You are a rose among the AtBC thorns.

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 24 2009,08:37   

Quote (ppb @ Mar. 24 2009,15:26)
A few days late, but,  Happy Belated Birthday Kristine!

You are a rose among the AtBC thorns.

Louis didn't like that remark.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 24 2009,15:23   

Happy birthday Kristine!

(apologies for lateness)

   
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,00:16   

Bumpety Bump-bump!

Happy Birfday Kristine (witch)



LOLCATS ARSEAMBLE!

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,01:16   

H' B'Day

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JLT



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,04:15   

Happy birthday, Kristine!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,04:47   

Joyeux anniversaire Kristine, and many more shimmies!!!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,05:18   

Que ton anniversaire t'apporte plein de choses que tu désires
et qui feront battre ton petit coeur de plaisir!

OT @ Schroedinger's Dog,

I just noticed your sig. Did Joe really write that down?

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,05:24   

Quote (Louis @ Mar. 23 2009,09:27)
Quote (Louis @ Mar. 27 2007,20:49)
I went to your blog to wish you happy birthday, but yu might not have recognised me with my clothes on.

Re-Happy Birthday just in case.

42? Pah! You have the shimmy of a 19 year old!

Louis

I feel I said everything I needed to 2 years ago. Do I really need to repeat myself? Oh this is so tiresome, all these repetitive birthdays really are too much. I shall have to lie on my fainting couch for the nonce with a perfumed lace across my visage to protect me from the rigours of....

...wishing Kristine a Very Happy Birthday!

Have a great day K!

Louis

P.S. You still have the shimmy of a 19 year old, and are probably also Teh Witch.

I'm still right.

Happy Birthday....AGAIN!

;-)

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,06:19   

Shimmy on!

And have some cake too.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,06:20   

Happy B'day, Kristine. I mean the one in 2008, which everyone missed.

I'll be back in a couple years for 2010.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,06:23   



Hoppy Burdy.

The same day as my wife and my sister* too!



* Two separate people, J-Dog. Shame on you for thinking that.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,06:24   



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,06:44   

Happy B-Day.

Is this your 21st, 25th or 29th and holding?

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,07:34   

Quote (Alan Fox @ Mar. 22 2010,11:18)
Que ton anniversaire t'apporte plein de choses que tu désires
et qui feront battre ton petit coeur de plaisir!

OT @ Schroedinger's Dog,

I just noticed your sig. Did Joe really write that down?

Yes, he did...

Quant on est con, on est con...

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,08:41   

Happy Birthday - again - and again...

Just remember your Make A Caek Spell and...



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UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
ppb



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,08:46   

Happy Birthday Kristine!

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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,08:47   

Happy birthday, Kristine.

May you have many more years of shimmy ahead of you.

(Once again I looked at the old posts and thought "Huh? It's the 23rd already?")

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khan



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,10:23   

Happy Trip Around the Sun!

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That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,10:39   

Thank you all!

But when was my last one, like, two months ago? It seems like they're coming too close together these days!

Rev. Barky made me a cake:



Right. (For teh record, "Jason" is younger than me today.) I told him I needed a bare midrift for that suit. ;)

As always, shimmies to all! :)

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,10:41   

Shimmy birfday cake-o-bop!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,15:07   

Hippo birddays, Kristine, and many wobbles of my beer gut.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,15:19   

Quote (Kristine @ Mar. 22 2010,10:39)
Right. (For teh record, "Jason" is younger than me today.) I told him I needed a bare midrift for that suit. ;)

As always, shimmies to all! :)

Pictures please.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,15:41   

Happy Birthday Kristine.

Even though we don't often act like it, I suspect a lot of us are much older than you.  Me, for instance.

Enjoy your cake.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,18:44   

Happy Birthday! Also, Thank You for not turning us into newts.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,19:28   

Quote (Kristine @ Mar. 22 2010,08:39)
Thank you all!

But when was my last one, like, two months ago? It seems like they're coming too close together these days!

You blinked. Big mistake.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,20:28   

Happy birthday, kia ora.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,21:25   

Happy Birthday Kristine

Oh and to Mr. Christopher as well, even though he's still not a cute chick  :p

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2010,22:32   

Hoppy Birfdayz!  Awoooooooo!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 25 2010,17:23   

Sheesh!

I'm late again, Kristine, big sorry (mucho dolores, as they might have said in the Galapagos).

Anyway, I hope you had a great one.

And don't worry about the number: eventually you'll look back on this birthday as deep in your departed youth, so treasure it for what it is!

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,01:40   

Time, among other things, flies... happy birthday!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,02:07   

Happy birfday witchy!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,03:31   

Happy Birthday, Kristine!
And here's a present:



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,05:37   

A very happy birthday Kristine!

May your shimmies be aplenty!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,05:54   

I tried you find you a birthday present picture, but when I googled around for a birthday present for the sexiest witch in the world, all I kept getting was pictures of the other sexiest witch in the world.



Happy birthday, anyway.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,07:03   

hippo birdies, young lady

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,07:08   

Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop Kristine! Umm...whatever that means...

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,07:48   

Happy Solar Orbit!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,07:57   

Happy Birthday!  (no singing, we promise)

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,08:20   

We must be related 'cause my Birthday is due in the next few days , we could be Irish twins ..you never know. And you'd be right in immediatly jumping to the conclusion I'm only wishing you this yesterday or whenever your's was; in the very, very vain hope that you will wish me one too (even if it's, late that's OK). Now I do have a exstremely good excuse which I will be happy to relate to you in person one day. You will note that you would be required to travel half way around the world for that to happen so it may be some time ...oh and I'm never at home, so can we agree to to just settle on a a big bisou from me?

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,11:18   

H' B'day

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,16:58   

We are here hoping (as one does at these times) that you here have a happy as one can be when oppressed by the science stopping academics celebration of here being born.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,17:28   

Have a fun birthday.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,18:15   

Huh. That's odd. I just went to the library yesterday.

Happy birthday, librarian witch, if such is not redundant.

;-}

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 22 2013,18:31   

Happy Birthday to Teh Witch, may your birthday be full of shimmies!

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 25 2013,10:44   

Thank you, everyone! :) Sorry I'm so late - we are having wifi probs at the new house, and I have not been able to get to this site in a while!

Late to my own birfday, it was bound to happen... :D

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 26 2013,16:45   

Quote (Kristine @ Mar. 25 2013,10:44)
Thank you, everyone! :) Sorry I'm so late - we are having wifi probs at the new house, and I have not been able to get to this site in a while!

Late to my own birfday, it was bound to happen... :D

Happy Birthday 2 U



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