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Posted: Sep. 04 2008,12:39

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I'd tell you all to just get it over with and post up pictures of your dicks.....but then Arden would get all excited, Ras would have to go for a lie down, etc etc yadda yadda yadda.

You could participate too, Louis. astronomical teloscopy has made great advances lately.

Fixed it for you.

Louis

Give us a break, Louis. Arden's mother can't have thrown it that far after she cut it off.

And from what I hear, it wasn't significantly smaller after it was cut off.

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Posted: Sep. 04 2008,13:02

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I'd tell you all to just get it over with and post up pictures of your dicks.....but then Arden would get all excited, Ras would have to go for a lie down, etc etc yadda yadda yadda.

You could participate too, Louis. astronomical teloscopy has made great advances lately.

Fixed it for you.

Louis

Give us a break, Louis. Arden's mother can't have thrown it that far after she cut it off.

And from what I hear, it wasn't significantly smaller after it was cut off.

Oh I see. Arden's been recruiting minions in his desire to abuse his betters. Well that's just dandy.

I'll have you know that Arden's mother did not cut off my John Thomas. She hit it with a rolling pin if you must know. She put a bloody great bruise on it too, about a foot back from the end.

We made up though. Twice.

Louis

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Posted: Sep. 04 2008,13:19

Quote (Louis @ Sep. 04 2008,11:02)

Oh I see. Arden's been recruiting minions in his desire to abuse his betters. Well that's just dandy.

I'll have you know that Arden's mother did not cut off my John Thomas. She hit it with a rolling pin if you must know. She put a bloody great bruise on it too, about a foot back from the end.

So that would be somewhere around your sternum then, yes?

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We made up though. Twice.

She used the rolling pin then, too.

I got his wallet.

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Posted: Sep. 05 2008,05:37

You only got my wallet because I left it for you as a present. Your momma is so appreciative when I treat her little Arden nicely. Makes all those other things we do with the rolling pin so much more fun.

Now back on the subject of cars:

I understand from that bastion of accuracy and truth, the movie industry, that making love in the back of a car on Make Out Point is something young Americans do all the time. What are the assembled masses favourite scoring vehicles? Is a Volvo nice and roomy? Is making love in the back of a Volkswagen really the most notoriously uncomfortable of places?* Is a Trans Am tricky because of the gear lever? Does a Corvette make you go Va Va Voom? Can one acheive congress in a Chevy Impala? Is a Buick built for bouncing? Is coitus in a Cadillac as exciting as fornicating in a Ford? Does pimping one's ride really help?

I'd like to hear from both sides of the equation, i.e. ladies and Arden, as well as men.

Thank yew.

Louis (who is not in any way in the market for a new car)

* Chapeau K Smith Esq.

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Posted: Sep. 05 2008,06:35

Quote (Louis @ Sep. 05 2008,05:37)

I understand from that bastion of accuracy and truth, the movie industry, that making love in the back of a car on Make Out Point is something young Americans do all the time. What are the assembled masses favourite scoring vehicles?

Pickup truck, as there is more room to move around in the bed and clean up is quickly achieved with a garden hose. Plus, in the vast hinterlands, growling "Get in the truck" counts as foreplay.

EDIT: The heavier suspension would also allows Richardthughes to move his paramours about without damaging the vehicle.

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Posted: Sep. 05 2008,08:20

Quote (carlsonjok @ Sep. 05 2008,12:35)

Quote (Louis @ Sep. 05 2008,05:37)

I understand from that bastion of accuracy and truth, the movie industry, that making love in the back of a car on Make Out Point is something young Americans do all the time. What are the assembled masses favourite scoring vehicles?

Pickup truck, as there is more room to move around in the bed and clean up is quickly achieved with a garden hose. Plus, in the vast hinterlands, growling "Get in the truck" counts as foreplay.

EDIT: The heavier suspension would also allows Richardthughes to move his paramours about without damaging the vehicle.

Ahhhh wise words indeed.

Better even than the Aberdonian chat up line I once heard which was:

"Do you give pumped?"

Louis

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Posted: Sep. 05 2008,13:35

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Quote (Louis @ Sep. 05 2008,05:37)

I understand from that bastion of accuracy and truth, the movie industry, that making love in the back of a car on Make Out Point is something young Americans do all the time. What are the assembled masses favourite scoring vehicles?

Pickup truck, as there is more room to move around in the bed and clean up is quickly achieved with a garden hose. Plus, in the vast hinterlands, growling "Get in the truck" counts as foreplay.

EDIT: The heavier suspension would also allows Richardthughes to move his paramours about without damaging the vehicle.

Ahhhh wise words indeed.

Better even than the Aberdonian chat up line I once heard which was:

"Do you give pumped?"

Louis

And you responded: "Ya ba bag"

As you can see, I been practicin' up the Scottish... Erin leaving for Edinburgh next week!

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Posted: Sep. 06 2008,09:46

Quote (J-Dog @ Sep. 05 2008,13:35)

*snip*

As you can see, I been practicin' up the Scottish... Erin leaving for Edinburgh next week!

Here is a good Scottish phrase:

Yer Jaickets oan a shoogly nail

lit. Your jacket is hangin on a wobbly nail.

def.
1) Your situation is precarious.
2) You might be in deep kimchee.

Usage: A Lad from Glasgow observed: "Bin wacthin that Palin lass a wee bit. Must say to Biden, yer Jaickets oan a shoogly nail."

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Posted: Sep. 06 2008,11:01

Quote (dheddle @ Sep. 06 2008,09:46)

Quote (J-Dog @ Sep. 05 2008,13:35)

*snip*

As you can see, I been practicin' up the Scottish... Erin leaving for Edinburgh next week!

Here is a good Scottish phrase:

Yer Jaickets oan a shoogly nail

lit. Your jacket is hangin on a wobbly nail.

def.
1) Your situation is precarious.
2) You might be in deep kimchee.

Usage: A Lad from Glasgow observed: "Bin wacthin that Palin lass a wee bit. Must say to Biden, yer Jaickets oan a shoogly nail."

Ach Nae, the lassie's likely facin 10-20 years in gaol, wit Bush-Cheney doing the Danny Deever.

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Posted: Sep. 06 2008,12:00

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Quote (dheddle @ Sep. 06 2008,09:46)

Quote (J-Dog @ Sep. 05 2008,13:35)

*snip*

As you can see, I been practicin' up the Scottish... Erin leaving for Edinburgh next week!

Here is a good Scottish phrase:

Yer Jaickets oan a shoogly nail

lit. Your jacket is hangin on a wobbly nail.

def.
1) Your situation is precarious.
2) You might be in deep kimchee.

Usage: A Lad from Glasgow observed: "Bin wacthin that Palin lass a wee bit. Must say to Biden, yer Jaickets oan a shoogly nail."

Ach Nae, the lassie's likely facin 10-20 years in gaol, wit Bush-Cheney doing the Danny Deever.

Youv'e been studying!

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Posted: Sep. 06 2008,12:20

and here's the master class:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzQbmV-Og3M

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

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Posted: June 16 2009,13:37

In an attempt to coax Heddle back..

Is Gulf Livery Teh_sexi_hawt?

YES. YES IT AM.

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

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Posted: June 16 2009,14:03

THERE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE A MUSHROOM FARM OR YANY BEER CANS IN THE BACK SEAT. HOMO.

YU'ILL HAFF TO TRY HARDER. d.t.

SUCH AS HARD CORE SCIENCE FICTION WHERE HEDDLE MEETS A COMELY YOUNG ZORBOCK ON AN INTERPLANTARY SHUTTLE TO EREHWON AND FINDS OUT SHE LEFT HER SHOE (SIZE UNKNOWN POSSIBLY 42) DOWN HIS FRONT POCKET (OF THE SEAT IN FRONT...)

MORE LATER..

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Posted: June 16 2009,14:10

...OH NOW I REMEMBER..

SOMETHING ABOUT A LAB, A BOOK AND MULLETS.

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Posted: June 20 2009,00:35

Quote (Richardthughes @ June 16 2009,13:37)

In an attempt to coax Heddle back..

Is Gulf Livery Teh_sexi_hawt?

YES. YES IT AM.

Well, to be honest, that is a Lola with a Ford powerplant.

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Posted: June 20 2009,00:38

This is what I lust for.

Once again, a British chassis with an American mill.

Crabby

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Posted: June 20 2009,00:53

Arguably the most beautiful car ever made,

The Alfa Romeo 8C 2300 Viotti. Built on a Le Mans winning chassis too I might add. Only one was ever made so it's out of my price range.

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Posted: June 25 2009,09:51

I kind of like the new Chevy Camaro. And I heard it was designed by the owner of GM, President Obama.

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Posted: June 25 2009,10:26

Everyone knows it's designed by the Autobots. I think you can get one for a song at the closing dealerships...

Welcome back, BTW.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

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Posted: June 25 2009,10:54

Bah, I can't believe noone has posted this car before.

ETA: The only car actually worth posting.

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Posted: June 25 2009,11:12

And let's not forget the vehicle that performs the invaluable service of demonstrating the concept of a "superelastic collision" to young physics students:

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Posted: June 25 2009,11:14

Is that the current Heddlemobile?

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Posted: June 25 2009,11:29

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Is that the current Heddlemobile?

No, this is:

'cause I'm a SuperPatriot and Honda's are made in the US while Fords are made in Canada which might as well be Russia. Or even England.

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Posted: June 25 2009,11:45

Hmmm - Karussell Orange, named after the famous corner at the Nurburgring

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Posted: June 25 2009,15:17

Here's what I need to make it easeier to get around in Chicago...

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Posted: June 25 2009,19:56

Quote (dnmlthr @ June 25 2009,11:54)

Bah, I can't believe noone has posted this car before.

ETA: The only car actually worth posting.

I once rode with a friend in his pacer, which was brand new at the time.

He had a photo of Paramahansa Yogananda on the dash.

Somehow that still fits.

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Posted: June 27 2009,21:06

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ June 25 2009,17:56)

Quote (dnmlthr @ June 25 2009,11:54)

Bah, I can't believe noone has posted this car before.

ETA: The only car actually worth posting.

I once rode with a friend in his pacer, which was brand new at the time.

He had a photo of Paramahansa Yogananda on the dash.

Somehow that still fits.

During my driving years as a teenager, my family had a '73 aluminum-block Vega, a '74 Ford Pinto station wagon, and a '76 Vega station wagon. When I got to college, I bought a '79 Chevette and my girlfriend had a '76 Pacer.

Every car I've owned since then has been a dream by comparison.

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Posted: June 27 2009,21:17

Quote (keiths @ June 27 2009,21:06)

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ June 25 2009,17:56)

Quote (dnmlthr @ June 25 2009,11:54)

Bah, I can't believe noone has posted this car before.

ETA: The only car actually worth posting.

I once rode with a friend in his pacer, which was brand new at the time.

He had a photo of Paramahansa Yogananda on the dash.

Somehow that still fits.

During my driving years as a teenager, my family had a '73 aluminum-block Vega, a '74 Ford Pinto station wagon, and a '76 Vega station wagon. When I got to college, I bought a '79 Chevette and my girlfriend had a '76 Pacer.

Every car I've owned since then has been a dream by comparison.

I had a 1976 Chevy Vega. Engine actually did very well.

I laughed at the Chevette owners. Kind of like we say "Thank God for Mississippi" here in Alabama.

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Posted: June 27 2009,21:20

Googling Pacers, I came across this great promotional poster at the Jalopnik blog:

Here's what Jalopnik editor Murilee Martin says about the Pacer:

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AMC Pacer: For Those Who Prefer Round And Wide

The AMC Pacer looks crazy from any angle; as we saw in the DOTS '76 Pacer, it's pretty much impossible to tell if you're getting lens distortion when you photograph- regardless of angle- due to its weird bulbous appearance. Jean-Charles, the French distributor for the Pacer, figured the best approach was to demonstrate how not all big round objects look bad.

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