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Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 21 2007,16:43    While browsing at fstdt.com, I came across a referral to this::   Quote why history only several thounds years ! genesisly Newbie 39            08:32 AM why history only several thounds years ! why history only several thounds years ! in this short time creatures can't be from Evolution! who can say the earth has 450000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000............ years ? if somebody can prove the earth has such a long history ,in the same method I can prove my cat also can do research work . Later, in response to objections to this, this was his response:   Quote genesisly Newbie 39            08:32 AM Steven Hawking is a spinach man ,I met a man he said his belly can speak ,his thoery is also so called science. yes .too many stupid guy here . MyCF Link: genesisly.christianforums.com (61 views) That's so beautiful I could cry! -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 21 2007,20:34    glossolalia ( glos·so·la·li·a ) n.   1. Fabricated and nonmeaningful speech, especially such speech associated with a trance state or certain schizophrenic syndromes. 2. See gift of tongues, demonic possession and UDTard-talk That really is a keeper there, Arden. -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

keiths Posts: 2195 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 22 2007,01:12    I think it's time for an intervention.  Arden's getting into the hard tard. -------------- And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number. -- Joe G Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 22 2007,01:41    Quote (keiths @ Jan. 22 2007,01:12) I think it's time for an intervention.  Arden's getting into the hard tard. You're right there. I've found out that I can only take FSTDT for about 10 minutes every day or two. Even that small dose probably shortens my lifespan.   -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 22 2007,01:57    I just found another post from the same fellow:   Quote genesisly Newbie 39            05:55 PM funny question why all creature's mouth is on their head ? even ant have a mouth on their head .why their mouth not on their belly ?the path of food will more near if mouth on belly . if you believe darwinism you must admit that mouth can on other part of body. this is my atheist company 's funny question when I ask him why thunder only in summer . It's like being on acid all the time. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 22 2007,02:12    This is a creationist's brain on WAAAAAAAAY too much acid:   Quote pekka puupaa Member 22          08:02 AM Life despair no dominating amount is consequence Darwinistic incident-choosing mechanism butter but ameliorate porport funktion. Complexity is darkness where God is and where anythbly is scriptures,Jesus fashion. And is fortcoming although exclusive flagella exclusive only everybody is manyfacture. It is also science exclusive is. The science is hopelessness antropology where devil them swing and chant flame deat chant. And idiot not concept because thus utter is ignorance and infidelity is at. pekka puupaa   I especially like "antropology where devil them swing".   -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 22 2007,04:25    {whispers} Ok guys, you hold him, I've got the chloroform....second thoughts, I'll use ether, I LIKE Arden and chloroform's a bit rough. {Sound of scuffling} Come on now chum, it's sleepy time. {Sound of Arden gently dozing into the bright pink haze of an ether binge} Right, take him and put him in a padded cell with the chewproof copies of the entire works of Bertrand Russell and Richard Dawkins. We'll have him weened of the hard tard in no time. Louis P.S. With this glossolailic stuff you really are going for the easy fish in an already easy barrel. Picking up tard from people who are not only speaking in tongues but for whom English is clearly not in their top ten languages is just naughty. We should be winkling out hard to find tard, the diamond of the tard world, not moving to the freebased crack of the tardiverse. -------------- Bye.

huwp Posts: 172 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 24 2007,07:58    Blimey.  What a top website!  Um, is this "hard-tard" thing addictive?  I mean, I can probably give it up any time I want to, but I'm not ready yet. Actually, sometimes Fundies make the Beckhams look like intellectual giants.

Faid Posts: 1143 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 24 2007,10:55    Please, PLEASE tell me this is a parody. http://www.eveningservice.com/Video -------------- A look into DAVE HAWKINS' sense of honesty: "The truth is that ALL mutations REDUCE information" "...mutations can add information to a genome.  And remember, I have never said that this is not possible."

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 24 2007,17:46    Okay, I still haven't been able to keep off the hard tard. This quote, originally from UD, just got referenced on FSTDT:   Quote 5 CharlesW 11/18/2005 11:08 am Muslims countries aren’t as interested in ID because they don’t need to deal with nearly as much atheist scum evolutionists with their evolving mind tricks. All our liberties are allowing the atheists here to destroy our society. George H.W. Bush was intelligent and thoughtful enough to say that atheists shouldn’t really be citizens. Maybe his son will have the intelligence to make a similar point, maybe in his next state of the union adress outlaw evolution. He wouldn’t need to say much, simply something like “every evolutionist is now an enemy of the Republic,” and then explain why. The muslim countries know how to deal with these people(one of the rare things they do right). Why can’t we follow their lead? Interesting how Febble got banned at UD, but this kind of stuff won't get you banned there. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Faid Posts: 1143 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 24 2007,19:16    Whoa. When was that? Edit: Haha nevermind, I saw the link. Wow. -------------- A look into DAVE HAWKINS' sense of honesty: "The truth is that ALL mutations REDUCE information" "...mutations can add information to a genome.  And remember, I have never said that this is not possible."

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 24 2007,19:47    Quote (Faid @ Jan. 24 2007,10:55) Please, PLEASE tell me this is a parody. http://www.eveningservice.com/Video Andrew Sullivan thinks it's satire. I'm not sure what his evidence is for this. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Mike PSS Posts: 428 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 24 2007,23:25    Whispers across the alley. "Hey....    Arden...  C'mere..." Arden slowly approaches. "I hears you wants some heavy stuff" Opens trench coat to reveal shiny stuff in inner pockets. "Check THIS STUFF OUT!" Arden eagerly grabs the shiny object profferred. "Make sure you read the links too." Arden smiles and slowly walks away. "But only take a little bit at a time or your head will blow up." Arden nods non-chalantly and starts to quicken his pace back home.

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 25 2007,08:54    Quote (Mike PSS @ Jan. 24 2007,23:25) Whispers across the alley. "Hey....    Arden...  C'mere..." Arden slowly approaches. "I hears you wants some heavy stuff" Opens trench coat to reveal shiny stuff in inner pockets. "Check THIS STUFF OUT!" Arden eagerly grabs the shiny object profferred. "Make sure you read the links too." Arden smiles and slowly walks away. "But only take a little bit at a time or your head will blow up." Arden nods non-chalantly and starts to quicken his pace back home. Well, what does not kill me can only make me stronger. Right? Right? -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 25 2007,11:25    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Jan. 24 2007,17:46) Okay, I still haven't been able to keep off the hard tard. This quote, originally from UD, just got referenced on FSTDT:   Quote 5 CharlesW 11/18/2005 11:08 am Muslims countries aren’t as interested in ID because they don’t need to deal with nearly as much atheist scum evolutionists with their evolving mind tricks. All our liberties are allowing the atheists here to destroy our society. George H.W. Bush was intelligent and thoughtful enough to say that atheists shouldn’t really be citizens. Maybe his son will have the intelligence to make a similar point, maybe in his next state of the union adress outlaw evolution. He wouldn’t need to say much, simply something like “every evolutionist is now an enemy of the Republic,” and then explain why. The muslim countries know how to deal with these people(one of the rare things they do right). Why can’t we follow their lead? Interesting how Febble got banned at UD, but this kind of stuff won't get you banned there. I think CharlesW* is right.  Shrub does have the intelligence needed to outlaw evolution. *  No relation, I hope. -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

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