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Posted by: fusilier on Oct. 28 2010,06:54

congratulations.
Posted by: Wolfhound on Oct. 28 2010,07:00

This calls for a grumpy LOLcat!


Posted by: Kattarina98 on Oct. 28 2010,07:52



Happy Birthday!
Edit: Sorry about the typo in the picture.
Posted by: carlsonjok on Oct. 28 2010,07:53

I've got some beer on ice for you the next time you venture north of the Red River.


Posted by: Robin on Oct. 28 2010,08:05

Happy Birthday Texas Teach!
Posted by: J-Dog on Oct. 28 2010,08:16

You must have big ones (Texas Size) there buddy...

Congratulations, and hope you get flak jacket for BD so you can have many more.  I sure wouldn't want to tell Ma & Pa down there that little Billy Joe ain't so good at that maths an' sp3llin'...



Posted by: Bob O'H on Oct. 28 2010,08:44

Happy birfday!

I hope your students are all nice to you today. Or if not, they're bad enough that you can really let rip(*) at them.

(*) this may or may not refer to loud farty noises
Posted by: Richardthughes on Oct. 28 2010,09:01

Happy Brifday!

I hoep you gets that big gun you wanteded.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on Oct. 28 2010,10:39

Hoppy barfday Tex!


Posted by: dvunkannon on Oct. 28 2010,10:44

So Owl wrote...and this is what he wrote:
HIPY PAPY BTHETHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY
Pooh looked on admiringly.
"I'm just saying 'A Happy Birthday'," said Owl carelessly.
"It's a nice long one," said Pooh, very much impressed by it.


Have a good one and many more! Texas needs more teachers born the day after me.
Posted by: khan on Oct. 28 2010,11:08

Happy Trip Around the Sun!
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on Oct. 28 2010,11:47

All cat and no hattle?

Happy B'DAY!
Posted by: Steviepinhead on Oct. 28 2010,12:52

Happy birthday, Teach!
Posted by: OgreMkV on Oct. 28 2010,13:26

Happy Birthday.

As we speak, I am hosting a brownie in your name.
Posted by: Wolfhound on Oct. 28 2010,14:02

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Happy Birthday.

As we speak, I am hosting a brownie in your name.
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She's a bit young for you, I'll wager.
Posted by: Albatrossity2 on Oct. 28 2010,15:23

Happy BD, TT. Here's a typical Texican greeting.
Posted by: JLT on Oct. 28 2010,15:41

Happy Birthday, TT!

I googled "Texan birthday" and this is what came up first:



You Texans are strange, aren't you.
Posted by: Ptaylor on Oct. 28 2010,17:00

Happy birfday, kia ora.
Posted by: Lou FCD on Oct. 28 2010,18:12



Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Louis on Oct. 28 2010,18:41

Your birthday. Well done on it. You may party.

Louis

P.S. Is it true that evrerything's bigger in Texas?
Posted by: Texas Teach on Oct. 28 2010,19:21

Thank you everyone.  I had a very nice day.  My present was having all of the principals out of the building, so I got to teach unmolested for a day.  My big party plans for the weekend involve taking my 4 year old and 2 year old daughters trick or treating.  I get to watch them have a great time and then share a few choice treats.

Bob, my students were delightful today.  Teenagers can occasionally be very sweet.  A few of them even agreed to study tonight for their test tomorrow.

Louis, yes.  Yes it is.  Why, what did you hear?
Posted by: Henry J on Oct. 28 2010,20:47



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My present was having all of the principals out of the building,
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All of them? How many principals can one school have?  :D

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P.S. Is it true that evrerything's bigger in Texas?
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Except for grasshoppers - Australia has much bigger ones of those than Texas!

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Posted by: Dr.GH on Oct. 28 2010,21:00

H' B day
Posted by: Texas Teach on Oct. 28 2010,21:19

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My present was having all of the principals out of the building,
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All of them? How many principals can one school have?  :D

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P.S. Is it true that evrerything's bigger in Texas?
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Except for grasshoppers - Australia has much bigger ones of those than Texas!

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We have three for a school of less than 500.  Don't get me started on all the district administrators we have to manage the various aspects of teaching to the state test, practicing for the state test, managing the administration of the state test, and processing the data from the state test.

As for Australian grasshoppers, we do have something bigger.  They're called mosquitoes.  They are also our state bird.
Posted by: MichaelJ on Oct. 28 2010,22:27

Happy Birthday. I met some Texans in the 1980's when Aussies where the flavour of the month. The line that has stayed with me is when one of them said to us "Y'all sure talk funneh"
Posted by: didymos on Oct. 28 2010,22:59

Another one?  Look people:  stop aging.  These things are stealing my valuable UD reading time!  :angry:

Oh, right, sorry:  Happy birthday!
Posted by: paragwinn on Oct. 29 2010,01:15

Happy Birthday! (is this gonna be on the test?)
Posted by: Texas Teach on Oct. 29 2010,17:19

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Happy Birthday. I met some Texans in the 1980's when Aussies where the flavour of the month. The line that has stayed with me is when one of them said to us "Y'all sure talk funneh"
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That reminds me of the time I was part of a group of Unitarian teenagers who traveled to Boston. (Kind of a "look kids, liberals who don't have to wear fake glasses/mustaches" trip).  While at a Red Sox game we had a lovely chat with the locals in the outfield during a rain delay.  A friend of mine told them he wished he had their accents.  On of the guys responded in what I had always assumed previously was what actors did to exaggerate the Boston accent, "Nah, keep what you've gaht".
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