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Posted by: J-Dog on Feb. 20 2008,10:03

So, in light of the Florida school news, and the predictable DI reaction, give you   Luskin’s Law:  The longer the whine, the better the sign.  

First, the latest from the Gerbil Luskin:

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You can quantify Luskin’s Law  by counting “Scare quotations”, with a direct correlation between the amount of scare quotations, and the amount of the Discovery Institute’s hate for the subject of Luskin’s post.

Please help develop this so that it is a more useful law.  At first, I liked it because of the alliteration, and of course it makes a lot of sense, but then realized that “Luskin’s Law” could be improved, and added to.

On further review, to make it actually a law, I thought to throw it out to the crowd, whose ideas are much smarter and more scientific that Luskin could ever hope to be.

We could also consider:

Dembski’s Dilemma:  Am I the smartest man in the world, or am I the smartest man ever?

Springer’s Principal:  More Tard Is Better.

Springer’s Corollary:  If you don’t understand it, ban it.  

Springer’s Last Stand:  The Banninator Button Is There To Be Used.

Discovery Institute’s Principal – None.  This is a non sequitur.

O’Leary’s Law: Like, never let them know what you really mean when you write.
Posted by: Lou FCD on Feb. 20 2008,11:01

Do me a favor, J-Dog, and repost this < in the Casey Luskin thread >.


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