k.e
Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006
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Quote (Kristine @ Aug. 31 2007,06:40) | Quote (k.e @ Aug. 30 2007,09:51) | ? Quote (Kristine @ Aug. 30 2007,17:23) | Oh, porn schmorn! The real thing is much more fun. Thor can beat up Zeus? Gosh, and take Odin's hot wheels away, too? Lemme tell you guys a story: There I was in a restaurant, eating lunch by myself, and listening to the guys at the next table: ?I totally rented this porn video and watched it in a hotel room with my buddies this weekend. I was a bad boy!? Then they were sneaking me looks to see if I heard them. I will regret for the rest of my life that I didn?t march right on over there and say:
?I had sex last night. [Which was true.] That means the man with me had sex with a woman in his bed. He didn?t watch simulated sex with a room full of other guys.? Get me? ;)
Man, I wish I had said that. *Shimmy* |
pah, i'll bet you didn't even pay for it..... |
My meal? :) Pele paid for the sex. Were on good terms. |
Oh yeah, I forgot, you were in a restaurant. I should have been more specific. I would have been tapping my feet to get you to hurry up and finish so you could complete your part of the bargain. And we hardly know each other! Did I tell you what my favourite part is (after a couple of reds)?
-------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane
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